NationStates Jolt Archive


Flaming Dog Meat

Sedation Ministry
22-07-2006, 15:54
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060721/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_school;_ylt=Astj5PbjhaS.tiYPgEglhOCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese headmaster, who tried to buy off colleagues by cooking dog meat for them after secretly selling off trees around the school, ended up setting fire to classrooms when the meal burst into flames, a Chinese newspaper said on Friday.

This was just too funny to pass up. I'm trying to imagine how dog meat can be so good that people will accept it as a bribe. Has anyone here tasted dog meat?
Lunatic Goofballs
22-07-2006, 15:58
Dog's Revenge!!!! :D
IL Ruffino
22-07-2006, 16:07
This is Spot.
See Spot broil.
Explode Spot, explode!
LiberationFrequency
22-07-2006, 16:11
Thats what dirty tree sellers deserve
The White Hats
22-07-2006, 16:34
The local education bureau fined the headmaster 10,000 yuan (677 pounds) and suggested he be fired, the newspaper said.
I say, steady on. Let's not be too hasty, chaps!:D
Lunatic Goofballs
22-07-2006, 16:39
"You know, I'm no expert on education, but the school board might want to reconsider the employment of a headmaster that lines his pockets by selling the school property's trees and sets the school afflame in a bizarre dog-barbecue meant to buy the silence of school administrators."

"We are waiting to see what he serves for dessert first."
JuNii
22-07-2006, 17:50
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060721/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_school;_ylt=Astj5PbjhaS.tiYPgEglhOCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-



This was just too funny to pass up. I'm trying to imagine how dog meat can be so good that people will accept it as a bribe. Has anyone here tasted dog meat?
in some cultures, Dog Meat is a staple others, it's a delicacy.

Never had it, and will never knowingly try it.


but one gotta admit... would you let Rover run free if you know he might end up on someone's dinner menu?
JuNii
22-07-2006, 17:51
"You know, I'm no expert on education, but the school board might want to reconsider the employment of a headmaster that lines his pockets by selling the school property's trees and sets the school afflame in a bizarre dog-barbecue meant to buy the silence of school administrators."

"We are waiting to see what he serves for dessert first."
if the main dish is hot Dogs, it has to be served with Cat-sup and Rat-tatui sause.