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If you could post any SINGLE bumper sticker on your car, what would it be?

Mine is:

G-d *heart* Science

An American car I saw had "I support our troops more than you do" on it. Wouldn't put it on my car (if I had one) but it gave me a chuckle.

"Please dont steal" or "warning, car in visinity"

One I used to see all the time, but couldn't find when I got my first car said "Go Ahead. Hit Me. I Need the Money."

EDIT: That one or "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student."

Soylent Green
"...for all your dietary needs".

Soylent Green
"...for all your dietary needs".

You made me choke on my water. :D

Buy an SUV, together we can rape the enviroment one step at a time.

Soylent Green
"...for all your dietary needs".
:eek:
Do use the post preview much?

I always liked the one I had on my old Nissan Micra.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

"driving up my ass? close enough to read this?
i'll brake hard very soon. crash into me and its legally your fault.
fuck off and give me some space you twat."



or something to that effect

Bumper to bumper,
butt to face,
come any closer and I'll start spraying mace.

That better PM?

You made me choke on my water. :D
:D
Now ask yourself: Would that have happened if you drank liquid soylent? :p
:eek:
Do use the post preview much?
Nooo, not particularly much. Why? ;)

Bumper to bumper,
butt to face,
come any closer and I'll start spraying mace.

That better PM?
well its good, but i like the idea of making the tailgateing asshole crash his car, be in pain, and then be lumped with the bill :cool:

"Beware of Driver" :)

"Why do you do this?"

well its good, but i like the idea of making the tailgateing asshole crash his car, be in pain, and then be lumped with the bill :cool:

Fair point :D

"__________"

Bumper stickers are for white trash.

Bumper stickers are for white trash.
Is that your opinion on bumper stickers or what you would print on your ideal bumper sticker or both?

Is that your opinion on bumper stickers or what you would print on your ideal bumper sticker or both?
Me thinks Both.
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'My other rides the Death Star':cool:

Me thinks Both. Nah, I think it's the first option, although I'd like the second one much better.

:D

Do use the post preview much?
Nooo, not particularly much. Why? ;)
Because evidently i do.
That should have been 'Do you use post preview much?'
:p

Nah, I think it's the first option, although I'd like the second one much better.
Thats not nearly Emo enough.
More Importantly ullo!
:fluffle:

Be nice to geeks. You'll be working for one someday.

either "if we are what we eat then im fast, cheap and easy" or a bender quote" bite my shiny metal arse!"

Mine would be, "Bumper stickers oversimplify complex issues".

Bumper stickers are for white trash.
Speaking from personal experience, or just being pretentious?

Ah, skip it. I wouldn't wish for you to be any other way.

I had one made that reads:

I LISTEN TO RAP
At every #^(*ing red light...

I FOUND JESUS -- and I'm not telling you where He is.

And lastly, on the back of a 1972 Oldsmobile Delta 88:

My other car is in the trunk.

If you don't like my driving,
get off the sidewalk!

"My honors student brought litigation against your bully of a son. Maybe now you'll think twice about antagonizing the few intelectuals who haven't already left this country in disgust."

"My other car's a peice of shit"

I drive a Mercedes Benz c180, '02

"My other car's a peice of shit"

I drive a Mercedes Benz c180, '02
If you put that bumber sticker on that car, I think you would have to worry about someone stabbing you at a red light.

Shouldn't you be driving and not reading bumper stickers?

Shouldn't you be driving and not reading bumper stickers?
:rolleyes:

So, you never stop, then?

If you put that bumber sticker on that car, I think you would have to worry about someone stabbing you at a red light.
Note to self: Get bullet proof car

:rolleyes:

So, you never stop, then?
Well I dont drive, so that's...irrelevant?

Fine!

The light's green! Pay attention n00b!

Well I dont drive, so that's...irrelevant?

Fine!

The light's green! Pay attention n00b!
Ah, the assumptions. I'm a "n00b" because I didn't know you don't drive. Okay. Back on your meds, junior.

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom."

:D

That one has been my favorite for some time.

Followed closely by:

"Jesus Saves. All others take 3d6 damage."

Since you're all so funny, I'll be completely humourless.

Mine says "Greenpeace."
And it's on the back upright of my bicycle.

"Jesus Saves. All others take 3d6 damage."
I looked at this for about five seconds before I caught he D&D reference. "3d6" is D&D, yeah?

I looked at this for about five seconds before I caught he D&D reference. "3d6" is D&D, yeah?

Yes.

Yes.
:) YAY! (Never played it.)

Just saw one that actually made me laugh out loud: "Do you follow God this closely?"

"While you're reading this I'm going to fucking kill you."

"Even if they aren't real, the voices have some great ideas"

I have one, that I have had for a few years, but didn't want to waste it on my car (waiting for a car I intend to keep for a while)

it says in latin "if you can read this you are both really smart and following too close"

it's great :p

right now I have a sticker on my car that says "don't let the car fool you my real treasure is in heaven" which is funny because my car is an old rusty, beat up Jeep. ;)

"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window"

'This bumper sticker was given to me by a Harrison Ford look-a-like'

I saw this on a website. It's actually for sale, apparently:

"Do not tailgate me! I am the Red Death stalking abroad!"

Hilarious, but I guess you have to be a Phantom of the Opera fan to get it. Or at least have read the book. I want it.

There are other funny ones here (http://www.cafepress.com/cp/search/search.aspx?m=&q=phantom&sort=by_score_desc&pg=1&fpt=_______________P&c=78&opt=&rpp=60&st=).

"Unlike the Hell-Bound Demon Trash in Your Car, My Children are SAVED!"

or

"I'm Dating Your Husband"

I have one, that I have had for a few years, but didn't want to waste it on my car (waiting for a car I intend to keep for a while)

it says in latin "if you can read this you are both really smart and following too close"

it's great :p

right now I have a sticker on my car that says "don't let the car fool you my real treasure is in heaven" which is funny because my car is an old rusty, beat up Jeep. ;)

"Si hvnc potes legere cvm profecto cvltvm et adsecvtvm nimi arti es." Is that right? :D :cool:

"Si hvnc potes legere cvm profecto cvltvm et adsecvtvm nimi arti es." Is that right? :D :cool:

Jeez, the 'say it in latin' thing is a wank.

In a world where english literacy is eroding in the media, in politics and in schools, what purpose is served by having people type gibberish into their Blackberry to get a translation from Babelfish, while driving a car?

If it's only passably funny in English, rendering it into bad latin is not going to help.

EDIT: Yeah, that's mean. Outa here!

Jeez, the 'say it in latin' thing is a wank.

In a world where english literacy is eroding in the media, in politics and in schools, what purpose is served by having people type gibberish into their Blackberry to get a translation from Babelfish, while driving a car?

If it's only passably funny in English, rendering it into bad latin is not going to help.

Ordinary dumbasses like you aren't supposed to get it. That's why it is funny to the educated people... ... ... ... And the geeks like me.:D

That's why it is funny to the educated people... ... ... ... And the geeks like me.:D

It's absolutely hilarious. I love Latin, and I had heard about that bumper sticker before.

Theres a Marine Corps bumper sticker that was pretty cool. It says:

"Death before Dishonor!" With the eagle globe and anchor next to it.

I thought it was neat....

"Can you see the halo?":D

"Can you see the halo?":D

lol!

"History Lesson: The Revolutionary War started because we wanted to get away from a King George who was being an obstinate, delusional ass in the first place."

"History Lesson: The Revolutionary War started because we wanted to get away from a King George who was being an obstinate, delusional ass in the first place."

In my sicker fantasies, I drive a Leopard II with

"TAILGAITERS MEET ARMED RESPONSE"

on the back.

"I'm Dating Your Husband"



Along those lines: "I taught your girlfriend that thing you like."

Any closer and I'm filing a rape charge.

Anything on this shirt.

http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=117&cat=9&page=1&zoom=back

Especially the ohNos one.

"Si hvnc potes legere cvm profecto cvltvm et adsecvtvm nimi arti es." Is that right? :D :cool:

Trying to make it shorter...brevitas, after all.

Quisque eruditus hoc legens propius vehitur.

If you could post any SINGLE bumper sticker on your car, what would it be?

Mine is:

G-d *heart* Science
More Forum youth should emulate Mirkana.

Trying to make it shorter...brevitas, after all.

Quisque eruditus hoc legens propius vehitur.

Sorry, I've finished my translating for today so that post will be skillfully ignored.
*furtively crumples up the post in question and deposits it in trash*;)

I like this one:

You laugh because it's a minivan. I laugh because it passed you.


Also:

Of course it hurts! You're getting screwed by an elephant!

"your opinion is only as good as the facts that support it"

I've never seen it on a bumper sticker, but it should be on one.

"My other ride is a Koningtiger."

Theres a Marine Corps bumper sticker that was pretty cool. It says:

"Death before Dishonor!" With the eagle globe and anchor next to it.

I thought it was neat....
I prefer the U.S. Marine Corp T-shirt I saw
"U.S. Marines, when it absolutely positively need to be blown up overnight."

i saw one that i assumed someone slapped on a hummer

"if you had a small wang,you would drive a hummer too"

[red background]
"If this sticker looks blue, you're driving too fast."

Nerdy, but I love it.

I've got this one on mine

"Ass, grass or gas, no one rides for free!"

And I saw one that said "My marine can snipe your honor student from 300 yards."

"Honking or Tailgating Will Not Increase Van's Horsepower."

"Child on board" with a crucified cabbage patch doll in the window.

My reality check just bounced please dont tailgate"

[red background]
"If this sticker looks blue, you're driving too fast."

Nerdy, but I love it.
That is excellent ^.^

I always wanted that Latin one (I always though the translation was "If you can read this, you're both very well educated and much too close", thouth ^.^).

"Honking or Tailgating Will Not Increase Van's Horsepower."

I also used to have a mocrobus. I handpainted a scared chicken head on the rear bumper along with the script "The road is not a safe place for chickens".


This was because years ago in road and track on the last page I saw a picture of a VW van up on blocks and turned into a chicken coop with the caption "If I ever get out of this alive...." thought the sad little microbus "the road will not be a safe place for chickens"

I also used to have a mocrobus. I handpainted a scared chicken head on the rear bumper along with the script "The road is not a safe place for chickens".


This was because years ago in road and track on the last page I saw a picture of a VW van up on blocks and turned into a chicken coop with the caption "If I ever get out of this alive...." thought the sad little microbus "the road will not be a safe place for chickens"
Quality.

Saw one in Germany once:

Wer spaeter bremst ist laenger schnell.
(Who brakes later is fast longer.)

http://www.bumpertalk.com/bt/images/thumb/BD296A.jpg

This should cover it!!

No brakes never stopped anybody

Soylent Green
"...for all your dietary needs".

YUMMY (http://datacore.sciflicks.com/soylent_green/sounds/soylent_green_people.wav)!!

I'd like to make one that says, "I didn't beat the Germans in two world wars to drive their stupid cars."

I'd like to make one that says, "I didn't beat the Germans in two world wars to drive their stupid cars."
WOW!! You must be like 110 years old? You are probably too old to be driving a car???

http://www.idiot-ink.com/discinbreed.jpg

http://www.idiot-ink.com/genepool.jpg

I have both on my car.

http://www.idiot-ink.com/discinbreed.jpg

http://www.idiot-ink.com/genepool.jpg

I have both on my car.
Do you have to drive far to the gene pool? :p

Do you have to drive far to the gene pool? :p
when I got it, my mom asked if it was about her side of the family or my dads. I said both. shortly after, I got smacked in the back of the head by both of them.

when I got it, my mom asked if it was about her side of the family or my dads. I said both. shortly after, I got smacked in the back of the head by both of them.
Well, you know it could have been much worse? They could have looked at you and said "perhaps you are right"? :p

i have always been a fan of this one....
http://www.randi.org/images/shopping/darwin_lg.gif

If you lived here youd be home by now.

i have always been a fan of this one....

www.randi.org/images/shopping/darwin_lg.gif (www.randi.org/images/shopping/darwin_lg.gif)
I LOVE that one, ever since I saw it in that movie "The Last Supper"

Bumper stickers are for white trash.

You might be right
Ive never seen a bumper sticker on a SAAB
Nor any other sign of a sense of humor living inside.

mine would be: "if this country had a real transportation system"
(inside the outline of a high speed multiple unit train, accross the top)
with "we would not be stuck in traffic"
(accross the bottem, superimposed over a schematic dipiction of a crowded highway)

=^^=
.../\...

"My other ride is a Koningtiger."Right, I'll bite. What's a "Koningtiger" supposed to be, huh?

In personally think "My other car is a Hummer" on the back of a Hummer would be badass.

You might be right
Ive never seen a bumper sticker on a SAAB
Nor any other sign of a sense of humor living inside.
We like to laugh at poor people

If you could post any SINGLE bumper sticker on your car, what would it be?

Mine is:

G-d *heart* Science
Good one.

How about simply: "Bump!", "LOL", and "STFU" next to each other.

Right, I'll bite. What's a "Koningtiger" supposed to be, huh?
Wild guess:
http://wilk.wpk.p.lodz.pl/~whatfor/cnowe/koenigstiger_21.jpg
Königstiger?

Although, if I had one, the hell I would put a bumper sticker on it. Maybe one: "If you can read this, you're too fucking close!"

Wild guess:

Königstiger?Ich kann's nicht ab wenn jemand nur wegen dem Zweiten Weltkrieg oder aus anderen "militärassoziativen" Gründen die deutsche Sprache massakriert... Flectar?! :mad:

Wenn die schon nicht King Tiger hinschreiben soll'n sie's gefälligst richtig machen...

Ich kann's nicht ab wenn jemand nur wegen dem Zweiten Weltkrieg oder aus anderen "militärassoziativen" Gründen die deutsche Sprache massakriert... Flectar?! :mad:

Wenn die schon nicht King Tiger hinschreiben soll'n sie's gefälligst richtig machen...
Geht mir doch genauso! Ganz oder gar nicht :D

"I hate your kids."

In big bold lettering.

I saw one yesterday that said "WWJD," and then as I caught up to make condescending eye contact with the driver, I noticed the smaller writing beneath the bold letters: "Who Would Jesus Do?"

Right next to that sticker was a picture of DaVinci's "Anatomy."

;)

Ich kann's nicht ab wenn jemand nur wegen dem Zweiten Weltkrieg oder aus anderen "militärassoziativen" Gründen die deutsche Sprache massakriert... Flectar?! :mad:

Wenn die schon nicht King Tiger hinschreiben soll'n sie's gefälligst richtig machen...

Erwarte nicht zuviel. Dazu muessten sie erstmal Sprachen lernen.

I LOVE that one, ever since I saw it in that movie "The Last Supper"


I saw it on someones car the other day. it was the first time i have seen this. the same person had another sticker that read:

"jesus called: he wants his religion back"

I saw one yesterday that said "WWJD," and then as I caught up to make condescending eye contact with the driver, I noticed the smaller writing beneath the bold letters: "Who Would Jesus Do?"


this morning i saw "what would scooby do?" on a car. made me chuckle.

" Why are you getting so close?! Do you want me ;)?"

Or " Crash and Pay"

Or "Woo No hands!!"

I was also always a fan of the "My kid beat up your honor student"
bumper stickers as well.....

"My other bumper sticker is funny."

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

This is one of George Carlin's
"I found Him; I have Jesus in the trunk!"

"Jesus Saves. He passes it to Moses. Moses shoots; He scores!"

"Warning: This car explodes on impact."

i have always been a fan of this one....
http://www.randi.org/images/shopping/darwin_lg.gif


i like that one too, someone up the street from me has that

I saw one yesterday that said "WWJD," and then as I caught up to make condescending eye contact with the driver, I noticed the smaller writing beneath the bold letters: "Who Would Jesus Do?"

Right next to that sticker was a picture of DaVinci's "Anatomy."

;)


Jesus! You catch up in traffic to make condescending eye contact with drivers due to bumper sticker content?

You scare me far worse than cell phone using drivers do!:(

We like to laugh at poor people

Never seen it. You have good poker faces.

i like that one too, someone up the street from me has that


i need to get me one.

i like that one too, someone up the street from me has that

http://www.openwebletter.com/letter/image_1/4/th_WWFSMD2-thumb-medium.jpg

http://www.openwebletter.com/letter/image_1/4/th_WWFSMD2-thumb-medium.jpg

FSM?

http://www.openwebletter.com/letter/image_1/4/th_WWFSMD2-thumb-medium.jpg


:confused:


*EDIT*

:eek:

the only thing in which i fear!

http://www.matazone.co.uk/sillyimages/fsm-and-mary.jpg

FSM?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.


sorry took me a second to get that one....:rolleyes:

FSM?
Ah, I see we have amongst us those that have not been been touched by the Noodly Appendage.

http://www.venganza.org/

My ideal bumper sticker does not exist. I prefer my automobiles unspoiled by even clever stickers. :)

If you lived here youd be home by now.
I drive a camper van and my cargo has a bed built into it so I can take a nap on the road should the need arise. I should have that one.

Jesus! You catch up in traffic to make condescending eye contact with drivers due to bumper sticker content?

You scare me far worse than cell phone using drivers do!:(

I would have saved the guy's liscense plate number into my phone, but I would have had to stop text messaging for that.;)

Ah, I see we have amongst us those that have not been been touched by the Noodly Appendage.

My neighbor has the pirate-fish decal :)

I saw this on a website. It's actually for sale, apparently:

"Do not tailgate me! I am the Red Death stalking abroad!"

Hilarious, but I guess you have to be a Phantom of the Opera fan to get it. Or at least have read the book. I want it.

It was Poe long before it was Phantom. God, Weber sucks.

"Jesus is coming: look busy."

I saw this one that opposes the sticker which reads "Marriage = [restroom male icon] + [restroom female icon]"

It reads: "Marriage = [heart] + [heart]"

I'd get one and put it on my car, but even in friendly North Dakota, that would likely earn me a series of inconvenient vandalism episodes.

Another opposing idea came to me after seeing the forst example above:

"If marriage = [male restroom icon] + [female restroom icon], why aren't marriages performed in restrooms?"

I know, it needs work, but you get the general idea.

My problem is with folks who see it as okay to demand everyone believe what they do. Most of my favorite stickers don't insist we all believe one way, but poke fun at those who do.

It was Poe long before it was Phantom. God, Weber sucks.

Ja. That story is one of my favorite. :)

I tell you all. This is not a bumper sticker. It is not.

Honk once for pirates! Twice for ninjas!

I personally like the bumper sticker of a yellow ribbon that says "I Support Meaningless Cliches"

Either:

a) 'Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun'.

or

b) 'Liberal: Someone So Open Minded That Their Brains Have Fallen Out'.

It was Poe long before it was Phantom. God, Weber sucks.

Where do I buy that bumper sticker?

Where do I buy that bumper sticker?
There are a few sites that will make your ideas into bumper stickers for about $4/per, and cheaper if you buy them in quantity ($3/per for 10, $2/per for 100 and such).

http://www.makestickers.com is an example. That's where I got my "I listen to rap...at every ****ing red light" sticker made.

I personally like the bumper sticker of a yellow ribbon that says "I Support Meaningless Cliches"
One company makes a ribbon that says "I SUPPORT RIBBONS!" or "I SUPPORT THE TROOPS MORE THAN YOU DO!"

http://supportourribbons.com/maker2_show.php?id=5420

Close enough?

If you could post any SINGLE bumper sticker on your car, what would it be?

Mine is:

G-d *heart* Science
Why put just one bumper sticker when you can have them all with an LED TICKER BOARD!

Really. You could even rant at cars behind you when they get too close. It's perfect for everything!

There are a few sites that will make your ideas into bumper stickers for about $4/per, and cheaper if you buy them in quantity ($3/per for 10, $2/per for 100 and such).

http://www.makestickers.com is an example. That's where I got my "I listen to rap...at every ****ing red light" sticker made.

Oh, stuff the sites. You're going to give some dickweed internet entetrenuer your credit card number, your funniest idea, and your home address, just to get a shiny plastic bumper sticker? Which you probably no longer own the copyright on?

Print it on photo paper, put that tacky plastic stuff on it, and glue it to your bumper. Is anyone going to know the difference from 4-5 metres away?

Oh, stuff the sites. You're going to give some dickweed internet entetrenuer your credit card number, your funniest idea, and your home address, just to get a shiny plastic bumper sticker? Which you probably no longer own the copyright on?

Print it on photo paper, put that tacky plastic stuff on it, and glue it to your bumper. Is anyone going to know the difference from 4-5 metres away?
Jeez, pal, I was just mentioning a possibility. I'd actually seen the rap sticker a long time ago, and in an online search, I couldn't find anywhere to buy or order one. I made the order via a printed form and sent a check.

Who pissed in your Wheaties at breakfast?

My ideal bumper sticker would be...none whatsoever!

I hate the damn things, they're tacky, stupid, hard to read and cause crashes. I can only condone political campaign bumper stickers. That's the only kind I find tolerable for other people to have. And not campaign's from half a decade ago. No, current campaigns only. I don't give a flying fuck that you supported Bush or Gore in 2000, it's 2006 now, get over it.

Aye, I shall never have a bumper sticker.

I saw this one that opposes the sticker which reads "Marriage = [restroom male icon] + [restroom female icon]"
They have bumper stickers for that?! People like that make me sick. I'd feel compelled to rear-end every single one of them. Assholes. *mad*

"If you are close enough to read this, give me a reacharound."

"Stay off my butt unless you're REALLY gay."

Might backfire, though.

Jeez, pal, I was just mentioning a possibility. I'd actually seen the rap sticker a long time ago, and in an online search, I couldn't find anywhere to buy or order one. I made the order via a printed form and sent a check.

Who pissed in your Wheaties at breakfast?

I didn't mean to be personal. I too was suggesting a possibility.

Think of Obelix, and the potion. Sometimes a little bird sings in my ear, and I turn nice for a few minutes. Don't count on it.

Nuke the Gay Baby Whales for Jesus

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ROFLMAO:p

"If you are close enough to read this, you are too close, back away"

"Gassy Child on Board" :D

I saw a bumper sticker that just said

LIBERAL

I was like, perfect!

'Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun'

Holy crap that's funny.

It was Poe long before it was Phantom. God, Weber sucks.

I know. I have read it and I loved it. And the quote on the bumper sticker was from Leroux, not Webber. Leroux's version is most definitely better than Webber's, and it's the original. I didn't mean to disrespect Poe, if I did. I really admire him. I just get really excited when I see something about the Phantom of the Opera, especially a quote from the original on the bumper sticker. I'm sorry if it came out the wrong way in my initial response, I should have elaborated more.

TerrorisLAm

Actually saw this one somewhere :)

Don't know if this has been said:

A village in Texas has lost its idiot.

You ram your car this close? I ram my foot up your ass!

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I luv it!