NationStates Jolt Archive

so, how do you like to do it.

some like to do it with long slow in and out thrusts.

some like to do it with quick and rapid thrusts.

some like it with a little side to side action

some use a different method everytime

and some just plain want it over with as soon as possible.










so how do you brush your teeth. :D

...so how do you brush your teeth. :D

I brush my teeth doggy-style.





I eat milk-bones.

:confused: .........



I GET IT :D

This is a pretty damn even poll.






Teeth are sexy.

This is a pretty damn even poll.






Teeth are sexy.
As long as they don't pierce the tender flesh.

As long as they don't pierce the tender flesh.

Some piercing is okay.



(Hygiene is important kids.)

Funny set up. I appreciate it with a true sense of Celtic Humor. Though you forgot my option: Stationary gyration. What my dentist tells me I should be doing, and I try to follow as best I can. (Hey, I have to keep every one of my fine features in perfect working condition for the ladies. teeth included.)

Funny set up. I appreciate it with a true sense of Celtic Humor. Though you forgot my option: Stationary gyration. What my dentist tells me I should be doing, and I try to follow as best I can. (Hey, I have to keep every one of my fine features in perfect working condition for the ladies. teeth included.)
stationary gyration? ah... circular action... ;)

so how do you brush your teeth. :D


I love you.

so, how do you like to do it.

some like to do it with long slow in and out thrusts.

some like to do it with quick and rapid thrusts.

some like it with a little side to side action

some use a different method everytime

and some just plain want it over with as soon as possible.









so how do you brush your teeth. :D
*Shudders*
I pretty much do it all over the place but i really find it hard to get in the back, any advice?

*Shudders*
I pretty much do it all over the place but i really find it hard to get in the back, any advice?

Your brush may be too small or bristles not stiff enough.

Your brush may be too small or bristles not stiff enough.
Oh Fuck.




ROFLMAO

Variety is the spice of life. :D

I make use of an battery-powered instrument. :)

I make use of an battery-powered instrument. :)

:eek:So do I!

I scrape the gunk off with a sharp metal pick.

Roflmfaopimp!!!!!!!!! You=God.:D

i like to really get my tongue in there and give it a good work out ;)



it helps the brushing..... http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9604/eusashifty9zv.gif what? :confused: :P

so, how do you like to do it.

some like to do it with long slow in and out thrusts.

some like to do it with quick and rapid thrusts.

some like it with a little side to side action

some use a different method everytime

and some just plain want it over with as soon as possible.










so how do you brush your teeth. :D
This isn't about brushing teeth at all, is it!?:eek: :p

I like to mix it up, do it a bit differently each time. And when it's all over and done...




...I spit. ;)

I like to mix it up, do it a bit differently each time. And when it's all over and done...




...I spit. ;)
So you don't always do it in the well?;):p

So you don't always do it in the well?;):p
:eek:

You naughty boy, get away!
*Hits with umbrella*

I like to mix it up, do it a bit differently each time. And when it's all over and done...




...I spit. ;)
You don't swallow?:eek:

You don't swallow?:eek:
No, don't like the taste really. :)

So I take it that you do? ;)

No, don't like the taste really. :)

So I take it that you do? ;)
No not at all, i am a giver not a reciever, plus i here 'foam' causes stomach ulcers.

:eek:

You naughty boy, get away!
*Hits with umbrella*
You left yourself open to that one! :D

*Disembowels Gravlen*

*Disembowles Gravlen*
Aww, but I like my adversally.:(

*Disembowles Gravlen*
What was that for? I like Gravlen...:(

Aww, but I like my adversally.:(
He is cruel!
I spelt disembowel wrong...

What was that for? I like Gravlen...:(
He keeps stealing Brit Ster.:(

He keeps stealing Brit Ster.:(
But I love Gravlen.

*Stares dreamily into space*

But I love Gravlen.

*Stares dreamily into space*
Fine then.
*Wallows in his own self pity*
:( :( :(

Fine then.
*Wallows in his own self pity*
:( :( :(
You're pathetic, you should act more like Gravlen. :D

He is cruel!
I spelt disembowel wrong...
I'm crueler.

And you spellt spellt wrong as well.:rolleyes:

You're pathetic, you should act more like Gravlen. :D
Christ, I'm glad I'm leaving.:rolleyes:

I'm crueler.

And you spellt spellt wrong as well.:rolleyes:
A Bull Shits all over your face!
Spelt is correct.:mad:

*Disembowles Gravlen*
Gargh! Ack! Puuuuuh!

Aww man! Now I'm gutless... :(

I hope you used a clean spoon?

You're pathetic, you should act more like Gravlen. :D
I don't know Gravlen.>.<

Christ, I'm glad I'm leaving.:rolleyes:
Me too, I don't like having to read through all your posts to find out what Gravlen has to say. :p

Gargh! Ack! Puuuuuh!

Aww man! Now I'm gutless... :(

I hope you used a clean spoon?
An expired Credit Card actually.:)

Me too, I don't like having to read through all your posts to find out what Gravlen has to say. :p
lol

Haids or Tails?

He keeps stealing Brit Ster.:(
Yup, I'm quite the Brit-burglar ;)

But I love Gravlen.

*Stares dreamily into space*
:eek:

:eek:
Like you didn't know that already. :rolleyes:

Fine then.
*Wallows in his own self pity*
:( :( :(
As long as you're not wallowing in my colon!
You're pathetic, you should act more like Gravlen. :D
And how, pray tell, would that be?
Christ, I'm glad I'm leaving.:rolleyes:
Please take me with you? Pleeeeeeeeease??

Like you didn't know that already. :rolleyes:
It's always shocking to hear, 's all :)

Fine then.
*Wallows in his own self pity*
:( :( :( As long as you're not wallowing in my colon!

No i am starting a flesh eating virus colony in there.

He keeps stealing Brit Ster.:( Yup, I'm quite the Brit-burglar ;)
I think i'll stop talking to her, cant have me warming her up just so you can finish her off.
*Shifty eyes*

Your brush may be too small or bristles not stiff enough.
Don't use stiff bristles!!! They damage the gums. Soft bristles, SOFT!!!

I use a Sonic toothbrush... ooooh. Sonic..

I think i'll stop talking to her, cant have me warming her up just so you can finish her off.
*Shifty eyes*
But I need a fluffer like you around... You're doing soo well :)


EDIT: FLUFFLER!

But I need a fluffer like you around... You're doing soo well :)


EDIT: FLUFFLER!
NEVAR!
*Logs off of MSN*

*Shudders*
I pretty much do it all over the place but i really find it hard to get in the back, any advice?
you could try puffing your cheeks out for easier access.

Dammit...all the innuendo has been used already...how about i just make mention of how i do it messy...always leaving the white paste everywhere..on my clothes, around my mouth, etc...

Dammit...all the innuendo has been used already...how about i just make mention of how i do it messy...always leaving the white paste everywhere..on my clothes, around my mouth, etc...
there are so many untouched Innuendos out there..

you could say that you like it so much that you do it twice, or three times, and you like the feel of the foamy stuff. :D

there are so many untouched Innuendos out there..

you could say that you like it so much that you do it twice, or three times, and you like the feel of the foamy stuff. :D
Well I was going to do the spit/swallow segment, but Gravlen had to take it away from me...-shakes fist angerly-

Sometimes you need other implements to do the job right.

A Bull Shits all over your face!
Spelt is correct.:mad:
Did not. It's standing next to me. And I know it is. Just making +1 style conversation at the time.

Well I was going to do the spit/swallow segment, but Gravlen had to take it away from me...-shakes fist angerly-
*Sticks tounge out at*

Me too, I don't like having to read through all your posts to find out what Gravlen has to say. :p
I don't either....wait...damn!:p

:eek:
"Run away! Run away!":D

As long as you're not wallowing in my colon!

And how, pray tell, would that be?

Please take me with you? Pleeeeeeeeease??
Only if you promise to take me back to Norway when you leave.;)

I like to dribble the white stuff down my chin and mop it up with my shirt.

I think i'll stop talking to her, cant have me warming her up just so you can finish her off.
*Shifty eyes*
Now you know why I blocked her.:eek:;):p:rolleyes:

I find that it is done best late at night or early in the morning. :D But that is just my preference.

I find that it is done best late at night or early in the morning. :D But that is just my preference.
Three times a day, my friend, three times a day.;)

Three times a day, my friend, three times a day.;)
is that non stop or with a couple of hours between each time? :p

is that non stop or with a couple of hours between each time? :p
I'd say continuous, but might need a sandwich.;)

Are you using protection?

Are you using protection?
Yes, always soft bristles.;):p

Yes, always soft bristles.;):p
Don't forget now, if you do it too hard, it might cause bleeding

Don't forget now, if you do it too hard, it might cause bleeding
Especially if it's just too damned big.

*Shudders*
I pretty much do it all over the place but i really find it hard to get in the back, any advice?you could try puffing your cheeks out for easier access.
:eek:
Whos Ruddy orrifice am i 'brushing'?

Are you using protection?
Yes, always soft bristles.;) :p
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11416649&postcount=11

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11416649&postcount=11
I didn't say flaccid.:p

I didn't say flaccid.:p
It's implied!;)

This could get quite kinky! Hard. with a hard, firm brush.

Oh I see that spam has already started :p

Oh I see that spam has already started :p

Very reminiscent of Arrow Tag

I just go in there and do random stuff. Bit of circular motion, little bit thrusting. Whatever feels right.

It's implied!;)
Maybe for you.:p

Oh I see that spam has already started :p
Would you have me disappoint you?:p

Being toothless fellatio 's the keyword.

Being toothless fellatio 's the keyword.
*takes notes on keyword*

Deep and hard. And every once in a while I go see a professional.

Deep and hard. And every once in a while I go see a professional.
What does a professional usually cost you?

What does a professional usually cost you?

It's pretty cheap, the government pays for most of it.

It's pretty cheap, the government pays for most of it.

tis true

Oh, this thread has made my day ... I normally hate Mondays. :p

It's pretty cheap, the government pays for most of it.
Ah, good. Wait...Which government?

Ah, good. Wait...Which government?

Mine. :) The Icelandic one. It's one of the things my taxes go into.

Mine. :) The Icelandic one. It's one of the things my taxes go into.
Hmm, I might consider moving....