NationStates Jolt Archive

Since there is a thread that says that the whole world will be one country some day, it seems logical to think that the world would all speak one language. If you lived in the future what would you name your child?

I would name my child Nuck Chorris {insert crazy future last-name} if it was a boy. ;) If it was a girl she would be Ruckis Chorn {insert crazy future last-name}. yeah... :D

Rodney. I've always wanted a son named Rodney, but I'm afraid he might get made fun of by his friends, because his name could be shortened to "Rod."

If a boy, Wedge Antilles {futuristic last name}. Donno for a girl, lol

roland butter. or treena forest. or mary christmas.

Rodney. I've always wanted a son named Rodney, but I'm afraid he might get made fun of by his friends, because his name could be shortened to "Rod."


:rolleyes: Another Rodney-lover.:eek: However much I hate the name Rodney, I will give you some advice. If you don't want your child to be picked on, DON'T CALL HIM RODNEY! Duh.:p

Maybe if I had another daughter I would name her Lanndolaex. I always liked butter... :D

I would call my children Jonatan and/or Soledad and/or Aurora {insert mine and the other parents' hyphenated last names}.

Hmm...I had a list...

Tyler or Katrina.

Something unpronounceably alien that reflects the origin of my child:

Dthexy'ysrithial T'skftagnhfre

I'm thinking by the time that we're all united I'll be able to travel between universes and look beyond the veil of our reality in to the realm of the entities between them...and yes, the child would be the product of, er, "congress" between myself and one of the entities.

I would call my children Jonatan and/or Soledad and/or Aurora {insert mine and the other parent's hyphenated last names}.


Just make sure you don't give your kids huge names like Tyberius Alexander Ciupyelo-Watkins, 'cause it won't turn out pretty.

Something unpronounceably alien that reflects the origin of my child:

Dthexy'ysrithial T'skftagnhfre

I'm thinking by the time that we're all united I'll be able to travel between universes and look beyond the veil of our reality in to the realm of the entities between them...

I'm just going to end up calling them Dex, you realize?

Just make sure you don't give your kids huge names like Tyberius Alexander Ciupyelo-Watkins, 'cause it won't turn out pretty.

But huge names are fun. Nuri Antony Maria Valenta Arianna Ricardo Arrabbiata Jr.

Just make sure you don't give your kids huge names like Tyberius Alexander Ciupyelo-Watkins, 'cause it won't turn out pretty.

Seeing as the children will probably end up having at least four parents (two mommies and two daddies), we'd skip the middle names and agree on one proper name and, as I said, a hyphenate of the last names, something like Skjöld-Pettersson-Viitännen-Björk.

I'm just going to end up calling them Dex, you realize?

The Outer Gods would not be amused...don't blame me when the entire PTA meeting is driven irrecoverably insane because they sent Nyarlathotep to pay a quick "visit".

Seeing as the children will probably end up having at least four parents (two mommies and two daddies), we'd skip the middle names and agree on one proper name and, as I said, a hyphenate of the last names, something like Skjöld-Pettersson-Viitännen-Björk.

Saddam Osama bin-Hitler-Mao-Mussolini-Jong-Il... hmmmmmmmmmmm:D

Hitler-Mao-Mussolini-Jong-Il... hmmmmmmmmmmm:D

Pot?

Davros.

:D

Pot?

That makes the kid sound like some kind of designer cooking utensil from Pier 1.

Pot?

:eek: Where are you hiding you crazy stalker!?

Saddam Osama bin-Hitler-Mao-Mussolini-Jong-Il... hmmmmmmmmmmm:D

Those are all men. I said two mommies and two daddies.

Isn't it creepy that Vetalia and Dinaverg have exactly the same post count: 7908?

Mikrel. Or Vickalinstrapholus.

Those are all men. I said two mommies and two daddies.

...Thatcher?

:eek: Where are you hiding you crazy stalker!?

...Everywhere?

Those are all men. I said two mommies and two daddies.
The all had their sperm mixed and "implanted" into a mother. :cool: I like logic.

...Thatcher?

*shudders, then spits*

Good start... now, to find a second evil woman... Imelda Marcos?

Isn't it creepy that Vetalia and Dinaverg have exactly the same post count: 7908?

Ummm...No? :p

The all had their sperm mixed and "implanted" into a mother. :cool: I like logic.

You're still missing the mommies' names.

...Thatcher?

That would still be all men. :D ;) :p :D ;) :p :D ;)

You're still missing the mommies' names.

I told you, they weren't interested in women, homosexuality is much more common in the future.

I told you, they weren't interested in women, homosexuality is much more common in the future.

Oh, that is my full intent. They still, however, need a womb and that womb will probably have at least one wife of her own. Homosexuality includes lesbianism, you know.

Ummm...No? :p

Well, it would be if we were actually the same person in two different universes. :eek:

Well, it would be if we were actually the same person in two different universes. :eek:

Yeah, but I said that because I didn't have 7,908 posts anymore. :p

Yeah, but I said that because I didn't have 7,908 posts anymore. :p

Yeah, it kind of lost the magic when you posted the response to their quote...

*shudders, then spits*

Good start... now, to find a second evil woman... Imelda Marcos?

Hmmm... Teh shoes are indeed ebil... Rand? Or was it Coulter? Which one has the Adam's apple?

Hmmm... Teh shoes are indeed ebil... Rand? Or was it Coulter? Which one has the Adam's apple?

Both.

I'm thinking either Skeletor or Myxzptlk.

Tony Teegeeack.

We could all have implants rendering us telepathic, in which case all names would be images.

I would name a son :gundge:
I would name a daughter :cool:

I'm thinking either Skeletor or Myxzptlk.

Nah, I already called the unpronounceable extradimensional horror category.

:eek: Mozart-Beethoven-Bach-McJagger

Keoick

I like the name Keiffer, Tanner, and Jaeger.

I'm not sure why, but for some reason, I'm leaning towards Pepsi Cineplex.

Well, you figure people have been naming their children Jesus and Mohammed because they are the names of people that are worshipped, so why would it be unreasonable that in the future, people will worship multinational corporations?

I'm not sure why, but for some reason, I'm leaning towards Pepsi Cineplex.

Well, you figure people have been naming their children Jesus and Mohammed because they are the names of people that are worshipped, so why would it be unreasonable that in the future, people will worship multinational corporations?

How about: Wendy (burger)King McDonald?:)

Nah, I already called the unpronounceable extradimensional horror category.


Then I'm calling the cartoon villain category. :p

How about: Wendy (burger)King McDonald?:)

That would work nicely, since you don't see a lot of people with parenthetical expressions in their names nowadays.

Then I'm calling the cartoon villain category. :p

At least you picked Skeletor...He-Man is not an advisable name for your male children in any era.

At the pace I'm going by the time I have a child I'll have to name him/her 'Thanks-Viagra'

How does "Two Mommy Tommy" sound?

Somebody, Nobody, or Everybody.

I'm just going to add Über to the front of whatever my wife picks.

I saw some celebrity on Letterman the other day who said her parents named her and her siblings' middle names after the... location of conception. She was after the road name, becuase "Volvo" would've just been over the line... *snerk*

Something ending in ", Destroyer of Worlds"

roland butter. or treena forest. or mary christmas.


So you want to make SURE your kids hate you, eh?

Why not Shanda Lear or Justin Case?

How about: Wendy (burger)King McDonald?:)

Someone's read Jennifer Government.... ;)

"Why not Shanda Lear or Justin Case?"

Stop it. Stop it. If you keep writing all these names you'll put the Carmen San Diego authors out of work.

My kid would be called. "you wear jeans and trainers on a dressed out Friday, fuck all that I want the whole week my way."

My kid will now become self-employed.

I would name my kid..."Everyone in this thread is gay!":upyours:

I'd name my kid Leopold Posi, if it is a boy. I suppose I'd name a girl Stevie Posi or Nikki Posi.

I would name my kid..."Everyone in this thread is gay!":upyours:
You realise the teacher would have to call him "Everyone in this thread prefferes the same sex":p

You realise the teacher would have to call him "Everyone in this thread prefferes the same sex":p

And Ironically, there is Bumboat and Fass (the bread guy) in this thread...

And Ironically, there is Bumboat and Fass (the bread guy) in this thread...
Fass sells bread now?

Fass sells bread now?

No, he's ...I dunno, Baguetten or something now.

*shudders, then spits*

Good start... now, to find a second evil woman... Imelda Marcos?

She's not evil, merely misunderstood

No, he's ...I dunno, Baguetten or something now.
Baguetten? Is that some kind of Swedish meatball?

Fass so loved the world that he gave his only Baguetten, son.

Fass so loved the world that he gave his only Baguetten, son.

Bwahaha! Well done, sir. Awesome points for Gartref.

Did Fass get deated?