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Yesterday, my wife had a sonogram done.

The doctor reported to us that the baby had a strong heartbeat and all it's limbs. She asked us if we wanted to know the baby's gender and we said, 'No'. I've always liked surprises. :)

Fortunately I did get a surprise right away. A couple minutes later, the doctor told us that the other baby is healthy too.





















:eek:





















Yes. That's right. Twins.

You are all doomed. But I'm doomed first. We're going to have a fun trip into oblivion though. :D

congratulations for ending the world

expect no sleep

You are all doomed. But I'm doomed first. We're going to have a fun trip into oblivion though. :D
Skipping Morrowind?

Yes, but are they ginger?

Oh and kudos. Good job. :D All that hard work paid off. :D

Yesterday, my wife had a sonogram done.

The doctor reported to us that the baby had a strong heartbeat and an it's limbs. She asked us if we wanted to know the baby's gender and we said, 'No'. I've always liked surprises. :)

Fortunately I did get a surprise right away. A couple minutes later, the doctor told us that the other baby is healthy too.

:eek:

Yes. That's right. Twins.

You are all doomed. But I'm doomed first. We're going to have a fun trip into oblivion though. :D


HA!

My mother always says "One day, your gonna get one just like YOU."

This is primarily why I refuse to have any children of my own.

In your case....you may have TWO!

MUHUHAHAHAHA!!!

Hahahaha! I can remember when my aunty had twins.

"I've got good news and bad news. Okay the good news is I'm pregnant. The bad news is it's twins!"

But nah, that's awesome. :fluffle:

Two little Lunatic Goofballs? :eek: I'm pretty sure that's the first sign of the apocalypse.

Congratulations :D

HA!

My mother always says "One day, your gonna get one just like YOU."

This is primarily why I refuse to have any children of my own.

In your case....you may have TWO!

MUHUHAHAHAHA!!!

And Little Goofball is already showing signs of being just like me. :(

I'm so doomed, and yet so proud. :)

Yesterday, my wife had a sonogram done.

The doctor reported to us that the baby had a strong heartbeat and all it's limbs. She asked us if we wanted to know the baby's gender and we said, 'No'. I've always liked surprises. :)

Fortunately I did get a surprise right away. A couple minutes later, the doctor told us that the other baby is healthy too.



Yes. That's right. Twins.

You are all doomed. But I'm doomed first. We're going to have a fun trip into oblivion though. :D


Whatever happens now is ENTIRELY your fault!

*sues LG for future damage to the polar caps*

Two little Lunatic Goofballs? :eek: I'm pretty sure that's the first sign of the apocalypse.

Congratulations :D

Three if you count the one I already have. :)

He's two and devastatingly resourceful. He can open child-proof cabinet latches. :eek:

Yesterday, my wife had a sonogram done.

The doctor reported to us that the baby had a strong heartbeat and all it's limbs. She asked us if we wanted to know the baby's gender and we said, 'No'. I've always liked surprises. :)

Fortunately I did get a surprise right away. A couple minutes later, the doctor told us that the other baby is healthy too.

:eek:

Yes. That's right. Twins.

You are all doomed. But I'm doomed first. We're going to have a fun trip into oblivion though. :D

My memory fails me, but don't you already have a kid or two?

What are you trying to do, start your own football team...or just fill a clown-car? :p

In any case...congratulations, and good luck, I'm sure you're gonna need it! ;)

I have a two year old son. I was expecting a second in early november. But I apparently won the bonus prize. :)

Yesterday, my wife had a sonogram done.

The doctor reported to us that the baby had a strong heartbeat and all it's limbs. She asked us if we wanted to know the baby's gender and we said, 'No'. I've always liked surprises. :)

Fortunately I did get a surprise right away. A couple minutes later, the doctor told us that the other baby is healthy too.





















:eek:





















Yes. That's right. Twins.

You are all doomed. But I'm doomed first. We're going to have a fun trip into oblivion though. :D

Like all your children, double check to make sure they're yours. I have no faith in the ability of your sperm to do anything considering the frightful beating they take on a regular basis.

I guess the amount of turnover with the sperm is higher than the amount of shots to the balls, but it must be close..

I have a two year old son. I was expecting a second in early november. But I apparently won the bonus prize. :)

Ive said it before, and I sez it agains....

Im AMAZED your "plumbing" still works.

Three if you count the one I already have. :)

He's two and devastatingly resourceful. He can open child-proof cabinet latches. :eek:

Wow, I'm pretty sure most adults can't do that. I'm 13 and I know I can't :p

Does he look like this (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/Aydin_Fire/wicked/omen.jpg)by any chance? :D

Like all your children, double check to make sure they're yours. I have no faith in the ability of your sperm to do anything considering the frightful beating they take on a regular basis.

I guess the amount of turnover with the sperm is higher than the amount of shots to the balls, but it must be close..

If I've lost fertility, just imagine how I might have been! I could orgasm into the ocean and change the world! :D

Ive said it before, and I sez it agains....

Im AMAZED your "plumbing" still works.

Nobody is more surprised than me. :)

If I've lost fertility, just imagine how I might have been! I could orgasm into the ocean and change the world! :D


*cancels Seaside holiday*

It's all LG's fault!

If I've lost fertility, just imagine how I might have been! I could orgasm into the ocean and change the world! :D


Life on earth started when Lunatic Goofballs jacked off into the primordial ooze. That's the truth near enough, it's my story of evolutions beginnings and I'm sticking to it.

Goof was allowed to reproduce? *runs away*

Life on earth started when Lunatic Goofballs jacked off into the primordial ooze. That's the truth near enough, it's my story of evolutions beginnings and I'm sticking to it.


The theory of Unintelligent Design? :p

Wow, I'm pretty sure most adults can't do that. I'm 13 and I know I can't :p

Does he look like this (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/Aydin_Fire/wicked/omen.jpg)by any chance? :D

No. That kid is standing still. :p

Life on earth started when Lunatic Goofballs jacked off into the primordial ooze. That's the truth near enough, it's my story of evolutions beginnings and I'm sticking to it.

If given the opportunity, I would. So maybe I find a time machine later in life. :)

Yesterday, my wife had a sonogram done.

The doctor reported to us that the baby had a strong heartbeat and all it's limbs. She asked us if we wanted to know the baby's gender and we said, 'No'. I've always liked surprises. :)

Fortunately I did get a surprise right away. A couple minutes later, the doctor told us that the other baby is healthy too.




















:eek:





















Yes. That's right. Twins.

You are all doomed. But I'm doomed first. We're going to have a fun trip into oblivion though. :D


I know for a fact I'm going freak out if I'm ever pregnant... I couldnt handle twins.. I'm have a mental break down

Holy sperm shooter, Batman!

Twins.

Lg, is going to raise two more terrorists.

Twins.

I think it's time to start a cult.

Twins.

The cult will be participating in mass suicide November 5th.

Joint the cult now! Only $10!

If given the opportunity, I would. So maybe I find a time machine later in life. :)


Ohhhhh Paradox.

The theory of Unintelligent Design? :p
Goofegent Disign

FTW!!

congrats, a little word of advice, double up on everything you get, not as in get 2 of things, but as in get 4. Twins are like regular babies only double trouble.

You remember when your son would be all dressed and ready to go and then crap on himself, then you would put him in a new outfit and he would spit up, then you would put him in a new outfit and he would piss out the side of his diaper?

yeah, twins do that double time. My sister has some, it took her (no kidding) at least 30 minutes to get them ready to go, they would time their bodily function explosions at regular intervals, she changed 8 outfits in 25 minutes once, after that she decided not to go, then they were fine for the rest of the day :p

Oh, and my pet peeve is the people who dress twins in matching outfits, but I would just let your wife do whatever she wants and not say anything

pregnancy hormones= scary
pregnancy hormones with twins=:eek: :eek:

Congrats, LG!!

When my aunt and uncle had their twins, my uncle got very nervous at first. But then my aunt reminded him, "Dear, this is the best thing that could have happened to us! Now we have a spare in case we break one!"

I was thinking of dressing them in identical outfits with opposite colors. So they look like photonegatives of eachother. Or maybe giving one a fake beard and mustache so Ill have Star Trek-esqe good and evil twins. :)

congrats, a little word of advice, double up on everything you get, not as in get 2 of things, but as in get 4. Twins are like regular babies only double trouble.

You remember when your son would be all dressed and ready to go and then crap on himself, then you would put him in a new outfit and he would spit up, then you would put him in a new outfit and he would piss out the side of his diaper?

yeah, twins do that double time. My sister has some, it took her (no kidding) at least 30 minutes to get them ready to go, they would time their bodily function explosions at regular intervals, she changed 8 outfits in 25 minutes once, after that she decided not to go, then they were fine for the rest of the day :p

Oh, and my pet peeve is the people who dress twins in matching outfits, but I would just let your wife do whatever she wants and not say anything

pregnancy hormones= scary
pregnancy hormones with twins=:eek: :eek:

Not mischief doubled.

Mischief squared. :)

I was thinking of dressing them in identical outfits with opposite colors. So they look like photonegatives of eachother. Or maybe giving one a fake beard and mustache so Ill have Star Trek-esqe good and evil twins. :)


Theyre going to be girls.

I was thinking of dressing them in identical outfits with opposite colors. So they look like photonegatives of eachother. Or maybe giving one a fake beard and mustache so Ill have Star Trek-esqe good and evil twins. :)
Every time one of them breaks a rule, you should gasp in fear and recoil with a shriek, "So YOU were the evil twin all along!!!"

Theyre going to be girls.

So?

Theyre going to be girls.
At which point the beard and mustache become even more adorable (and sinister).

At which point the beard and mustache become even more adorable (and sinister).

:D

Oh, and my pet peeve is the people who dress twins in matching outfits, but I would just let your wife do whatever she wants and not say anything
Oh god that reminds me..

LG: Promise me you wont give them names like.. Phil and Lil, or some damn evil twin name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Given_name#Twin_names).

Oh god that reminds me..

LG: Promise me you wont give them names like.. Phil and Lil, or some damn evil twin name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Given_name#Twin_names).
But Phil and Lil are fuckin' awesome twins! Omfg!

But Phil and Lil are fuckin' awesome twins! Omfg!
Yes, but they were my only references I could think of :eek:

EDIT: LG, name you kids Phil and Lil if they are boy and girl.

Believe me, they will be the perfect names.

So?


Im still on the evil kick.

Im picturing a frantic middle-aged Goofball, watching his daughters date.

*ahem*

Muhuhahaha!

As for the mustache thing....I like it.

Oh god that reminds me..

LG: Promise me you wont give them names like.. Phil and Lil, or some damn evil twin name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Given_name#Twin_names).

Chaos and Mayhem are out, then?

Im still on the evil kick.

Im picturing a frantic middle-aged Goofball, watching his daughters date.

*ahem*

Muhuhahaha!

As for the mustache thing....I like it.

Pity their boyfriends. I am already devising torments for them. :)

Chaos and Mayhem are out, then?


Pain and Panic?

Chaos and Mayhem are out, then?
As long as they don't rhyme in a cute way, it's all good.

Pity their boyfriends. I am already devising torments for them. :)


Just a word of caution.

If you have to have the "ill kill you if you touch my daughter" speech, dont do it in your work clothes.

Its hard to take anyone serious when theyre wearing floppy red shoes.

Maybe Left and Right, in honor of your magic balls?

Just a word of caution.

If you have to have the "ill kill you if you touch my daughter" speech, dont do it in your work clothes.

Its hard to take anyone serious when theyre wearing floppy red shoes.

Thanks for the advice.

I wil probably buy a shotgun. Just so I have something to clean while they're waiting in the living room. :)

Maybe Left and Right, in honor of your magic balls?

They're named Manny and Moe. *nod*

Thanks for the advice.

I wil probably buy a shotgun. Just so I have something to clean while they're waiting in the living room. :)

On the other hand....

An EVIL clown, cleaning a shotgun, saying "dont touch my daughter, or I'll make balloon animals out of yer guts", may leave a DISTINCT impression.

I rescind my earlier advice.

They're named Manny and Moe. *nod*
Then strike that idea :p

Pain and Panic?
Phobos and Deimos?

Phobos and Deimos?


Sorry..thats all Greek to me.

*rimshot*

Dude, let the mother name the babies. Any woman who walks around with two people inside of her deserves some serious badass points, not to mention if she actually births them both...yipe.

Of course, make sure she writes down the names ahead of time, because if you wait until the delivery then you'll end up with Youdidthistomeyoubastard and Neverlettingyoutouchmeagain.

Yesterday, my wife had a sonogram done.

The doctor reported to us that the baby had a strong heartbeat and all it's limbs. She asked us if we wanted to know the baby's gender and we said, 'No'. I've always liked surprises. :)

Fortunately I did get a surprise right away. A couple minutes later, the doctor told us that the other baby is healthy too.





















:eek:





















Yes. That's right. Twins.

You are all doomed. But I'm doomed first. We're going to have a fun trip into oblivion though. :D

Congratulations dude :)

On the other hand....

An EVIL clown, cleaning a shotgun, saying "dont touch my daughter, or I'll make balloon animals out of yer guts", may leave a DISTINCT impression.

I rescind my earlier advice.

I was thinking about having one of those target silouhuettes framed above the fireplace with the crotch blasted out. :)

I was thinking about having one of those target silouhuettes framed above the fireplace with the crotch blasted out. :)


Hmm..

Yer a sick puppy.

I SO approve.

Dude, let the mother name the babies. Any woman who walks around with two people inside of her deserves some serious badass points, not to mention if she actually births them both...yipe.

Of course, make sure she writes down the names ahead of time, because if you wait until the delivery then you'll end up with Youdidthistomeyoubastard and Neverlettingyoutouchmeagain.

She wants to name them after relatives on our respective sides of our families; Such as our grandmothers or grandfathers. Or course, that could create the fun combo of Fran and Juanita. :p

identical or fraternal?

good luck

I was thinking about having one of those target silouhuettes framed above the fireplace with the crotch blasted out. :)
Fuck. That would be awesome. You really should do that.

I was thinking about having one of those target silouhuettes framed above the fireplace with the crotch blasted out. :)

You have much to teach us.

identical or fraternal?

good luck

Most likely identical, but that 'isn't set in stone' as the doctor put it.

Congrats! Ah Twins aren't that bad! Sure you won't sleep for about 5 years but hey when they're older you'll have twice as many people to sponge off of....or sign your form to put you into a nursing home.

Maybe getting hit in the testicles increases fertility?

Congrats! Ah Twins aren't that bad! Sure you won't sleep for about 5 years but hey when they're older you'll have twice as many people to sponge off of....or sign your form to put you into a nursing home.

Or a mental institute :D

Maybe getting hit in the testicles increases fertility?


Jesus Crispy Christ!

If thats true....he'll have BROOD!

Hmm.. The new Brady Bunch?

Who's world is ending? Not mine! :eek:

Hmm.. The new Brady Bunch?
No the Loony Bunch!


For names may I suggest Top 10 Baby Names for Boys
CONOR
SEAN
JACK
ADAM
JAMES
CIAN
DANIEL
EOIN
BEN
DAVID

Top 10 Baby Names for Girls
EMMA
SARAH
AOIFE
CIARA-no siera its ciara
NIAMH

KATE
RACHEL
CAOIMHE pronounced (qwee-va
SOPHIE
KATIE

These are Irish now mind.
Personally I like Emily, Anna, Isabelle, David, Nathan,James (or even Jamie for a girl) and Alex for a boy or girl.

YOu could also call one goof and the other ball.

:eek: indeed!

Double up! Double the trouble, double the fun! Doubletime! :fluffle:

Oh and congratulations! And congratulations!

Yesterday, my wife had a sonogram done.

Congratulations. Just remember, you don't have to have sex to obtain more children.

That, and anyone helping raise or educate children well is doing a great service to the world.

Once again, congratulations on being a biological success!

:eek: indeed!

Double up! Double the trouble, double the fun! Doubletime! :fluffle:

Oh and congratulations! And congratulations!


Heh. Try 'double, double, toil and trouble'

Something Goofy This Way Comes!

And Little Goofball is already showing signs of being just like me. :(

I'm so doomed, and yet so proud. :)


You should be proud-thats great news ! The twins I knew were happy, well adjusted and content. I think as infants, they comfort each other by their very prescence.

Yeah-diapers and all will cost a little more.

Congratulations! Best wishes, health and happiness to you and family.

I don't think the Universe can stand the strain of you having twins.

:D

call one pinky and one brain

together they'll take over the world

or at least try to

:D

call one pinky and one brain

together they'll take over the world

or at least try to


Don't you know how badly that could harm them?


Go for it.

Don't you know how badly that could harm them?


Go for it.

At least they'd show ambition

how many kids do you know that have 'world domination' on their 'to do' list

now THAT's something to be proud of

At least they'd show ambition

how many kids do you know that have 'world domination' on their 'to do' list

now THAT's something to be proud of

Ah, like Hitler.

See? I can Godwin any thread! :)

Ah, like Hitler.

See? I can Godwin any thread! :)

lol

or bush

:p

You two are evil.

You two are evil.
Haven't you heard?

my official tital is Mstreeted Dark Emperess of Whips and Cream

evil

Haven't you heard?

my official tital is Mstreeted Dark Emperess of Whips and Cream

evil
Evil and kinky.

Evil and kinky.

is there any other way of life?

:D

is there any other way of life?

:D
;)

I was thinking of dressing them in identical outfits with opposite colors. So they look like photonegatives of eachother. Or maybe giving one a fake beard and mustache so Ill have Star Trek-esqe good and evil twins. :)


Are you sure only one of them's going to be evil? :D

I have a two year old son. I was expecting a second in early november. But I apparently won the bonus prize. :)
Three Goofballs running around... outnumbered in two years...

I will light a candle for you and pray for your sanity... and the sanity of your neighbors... and the rest on the block... and the conditions of the local mudholes... :D


CONGRATS PAPA GOOFBALL

At least they'd show ambition

how many kids do you know that have 'world domination' on their 'to do' list

now THAT's something to be proud of

Um, I do. Sorry, LG, but your kids are going to have to be... reeducated. Can't have competition in today's cutthroat world domination market.

oh the horror

erm, I mean, congrats?

:p

personally I think you should name them Lunatic and Goofball respectively (both names work for either boys or girls IMO)

<ohdearlordwhathashedonesnippage>
Whatever you call them, use the same name twice - saves confusion.

'But Dad! I'm <insertnamehere>'
*whack*

In a cruel twist of fate, these two will have absolutley NO Sense of Humor.

Twins!

Your goofballs are potent, despite their lunacy.

Are you sure only one of them's going to be evil? :D

No. :)

In a cruel twist of fate, these two will have absolutley NO Sense of Humor.

:eek: Blasphemy!

Do you really think that's genetically possible? I suspect that humor is in both my dominant AND recessive genes. :)

CIARA-no siera its ciara

Aw, but I like Sierra.

Also, can you get your wife to agree to using the middle name Wolfe for one of them?

:eek: Blasphemy!

Do you really think that's genetically possible? I suspect that humor is in both my dominant AND recessive genes. :)
one never knows... they could become model NeoCon Republicans! :D


nah, just trying to scare you... or am I? [twilight zone theme]

Yesterday, my wife had a sonogram done.

The doctor reported to us that the baby had a strong heartbeat and all it's limbs. She asked us if we wanted to know the baby's gender and we said, 'No'. I've always liked surprises. :)

Fortunately I did get a surprise right away. A couple minutes later, the doctor told us that the other baby is healthy too.

:eek:

Yes. That's right. Twins.

You are all doomed. But I'm doomed first. We're going to have a fun trip into oblivion though. :D
Congratulations!!