What would you do if...
BlueDragon407
19-07-2006, 03:34
If you were given a space ship, a time machine, and some spray paint, what message would you write on the moon for the astronauts to find?
I would write: "Location abandoned due to cheese shortage."
Andaluciae
19-07-2006, 03:35
"Sorry man, the space bitches ditched."
Si Takena
19-07-2006, 03:42
"Beat you by <insert gratuitously large number here> years! Suckers..."
or, for the comic effect:
(In Russian) "Glad to see you found our secret hiding spot."
Greater Alemannia
19-07-2006, 03:43
"Neil Armstrong was here." Fuck his head up good.
Curious Inquiry
19-07-2006, 03:45
If you were given a space ship, a time machine, and some spray paint, what message would you write on the moon for the astronauts to find?
I would write: "Location abandoned due to cheese shortage."
Spray paint would be ineffective on the moon. I would use a very low albedo (in other words, very dark) dust, and make a great big smiley face that you could see from the Earth.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-07-2006, 03:47
A few ideas come to mind. Assuming the message is found in July 1969, my top choices are:
"Spock says 'Hi' "
"I can't believe you guys fell for it."
"For a good time, call Gurfloog. 763-987-2234-4356-0012"
Or one handwriting saying: "My mother made me a whore." And then in a different handwriting: "If I provide the yarn, will she make me one?"
Ancient egyptian heiroglyphics would be fun too. :)
Montacanos
19-07-2006, 03:48
"No Parking"
Kinda Sensible people
19-07-2006, 03:48
"Death Star Mark 3"
OR maybe
"Help! I'm trapped! Let me out! I don't want to be the man in the moon any more!"
Katganistan
19-07-2006, 03:49
If you were given a space ship, a time machine, and some spray paint, what message would you write on the moon for the astronauts to find?
BAD WOLF
Zatarack
19-07-2006, 03:50
"Kicked your ass, NASA."
"It's Comcastic!"
"OMG !t's teh m00n!"
"John dies at the End"
"The end is slightly more than nigh!"
Lunatic Goofballs
19-07-2006, 03:50
Ooh! If I had several different colors, I might do a mural of Jimi Hendrix. :)
Help! Our civilization here thrived until the martians conquered us. Please nuke Mars.
Carterway
19-07-2006, 03:55
"Made in Japan"
or perhaps...
"The white zone is for loading and unloading only."
Democratic Colonies
19-07-2006, 04:01
"Meet us on the far side of Pluto by December 31, 1999. There isn't much time left until IT begins..."
Hopefully, it'll frighten/interest the government enough so that they invest heavily in the manned space program, and the space program of the altered timeline isn't as anemic as today's.
BlueDragon407
19-07-2006, 04:04
"Meet us on the far side of Pluto by December 31, 1999. There isn't much time left until IT begins..."
Hopefully, it'll frighten/interest the government enough so that they invest heavily in the manned space program, and the space program of the altered timeline isn't as anemic as today's.
I like that answer!
Nobel Hobos
19-07-2006, 04:45
"Here's how to build a time machine:" followed by instructions.
Democratic Colonies
19-07-2006, 05:15
I like that answer!
Thank you.
"Here's how to build a time machine:" followed by instructions.
I don't know if that's such a great idea.
Richard Nixon was President of the United States at the time. Do you really want to give Richard Nixon the secrets of time travel?
Eutrusca
19-07-2006, 05:30
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( It had to be said! ) :)
Nobel Hobos
19-07-2006, 05:46
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I don't know if that's such a great idea.
Richard Nixon was President of the United States at the time. Do you really want to give Richard Nixon the secrets of time travel?
Absolutely! The greatest president since Lincoln (or hasn't your corner of the universe been updated yet?) :D
"Nobody believes you did this."
Keruvalia
19-07-2006, 07:25
"Al Gore will invent the internet. You will all love it."
and possibly ...
"Alien Chicks Dig Commies"
Anglachel and Anguirel
19-07-2006, 07:52
"I like Dinosaurs."
Wilgrove
19-07-2006, 07:54
Hmmm
"Wilgrove wuz here bitches!"
"John Glen is banging Neil Armstrong wife while he's on this hell hole."
"Follow the arrow to find treasures"
"I got candy"
WC Imperial Court
19-07-2006, 07:56
"For a good time, call Gurfloog. 763-987-2234-4356-0012"
Or one handwriting saying: "My mother made me a whore." And then in a different handwriting: "If I provide the yarn, will she make me one?"
LOL!!!!
Svalbardania
19-07-2006, 07:58
I reckon it'd be funny to tag it.
Or better yet, tag it in Russian.
WC Imperial Court
19-07-2006, 07:59
42
( It had to be said! ) :)
That is a Hitchhikers reference, yes?
Mstreeted
19-07-2006, 08:06
BAD WOLF
Dr Who Fan! :p
Mstreeted
19-07-2006, 08:07
This Space For Rent
Mstreeted
19-07-2006, 08:10
That is a Hitchhikers reference, yes?
Yes, it is. I was going to put that but I was beaten to it.
Potato jack
19-07-2006, 10:51
"Run.. this place is evil"
Assuming I could make some form of alien sculpture as well.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-07-2006, 10:57
"My people seeded a solar system with the seeds of intelligent life and all I got was this stupid moon."
Nobel Hobos
19-07-2006, 18:28
"My people seeded a solar system with the seeds of intelligent life and all I got was this stupid moon."
LG, always with the quality goofiness :D :D :D