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Hmm, it was a mega hot night last night and I couldnt sleep very well, which I think is why I had the dream I did...

I dreamt that the space shuttle...discovery? had blown up...only it had blown up and there was this huge black plume of smoke consuming the sky, obviously getting closer and there was a mass panic and we had to find somewhere safe, people were breaking into banks and all hell was breaking loose...so we ended up in a war bunker?! in a friends back garden. Very wierd! my friends family own a pub...anyways after it had died down a little we moved back into the kitchen of the pub and more explosions started and we started eating all the food. And thats roughly it...

Just struck me as odd. I dream very often, and theyre always really vivid. I remember every details, sometimes to the extent that it feels like it happened for real.

And *hangs head* a lot of the time theyre pretty raunchy :p

So how about you guys? Any dreamers?

i used to write all my dreams down right when I woke up but I realized soon after starting that writing 3-4 pages by hand while I'm still half asleep sucks :p

They are usually pretty good though ... real weird most of the time ...

I once dreamed I was the leader of a militant black supremicist group. (I'm white.) I think we stormed the white house with AK-47s. It was probably the result of food poisoning and going to bed right after watching "The boondocks".

Hmm, it was a mega hot night last night and I couldnt sleep very well, which I think is why I had the dream I did...

I dreamt that the space shuttle...discovery? had blown up...only it had blown up and there was this huge black plume of smoke consuming the sky, obviously getting closer and there was a mass panic and we had to find somewhere safe, people were breaking into banks and all hell was breaking loose...so we ended up in a war bunker?! in a friends back garden. Very wierd! my friends family own a pub...anyways after it had died down a little we moved back into the kitchen of the pub and more explosions started and we started eating all the food. And thats roughly it...

Just struck me as odd. I dream very often, and theyre always really vivid. I remember every details, sometimes to the extent that it feels like it happened for real.

And *hangs head* a lot of the time theyre pretty raunchy :p

So how about you guys? Any dreamers?

Raunchy dreams rule, and are an excellent excuse for morning sex... providing there is someone in bed with you

:rolleyes:

or not..... as the cast may be....there are ways ;)

Most recent dream: I dreamt that I was in Paris, and there was a fire, so someone called 911 (is that even the emergency code in France??? Probably not). But someone had burnt their hand, and they'd only said there was a fire, so only fire trucks were coming, not ambulance. And this persons hand was hurt badly. I tried to get them to call 911 for an ambulance, but no one would. So I took someone's cell and in French said we needed help, someone had hurt their hand. I took three years of French, but the only thing I remember that could've applied in that sentence was the word for hand. But I swear, it was French in my dream, and in my dream I said it correctly (I don't remember what I actually said, just being astounded I could say it). Pretty bizarre, huh, dreaming in other languages. Other wierd/fun dreams to come.

Most recent dream: I dreamt that I was in Paris, and there was a fire, so someone called 911 (is that even the emergency code in France??? Probably not). But someone had burnt their hand, and they'd only said there was a fire, so only fire trucks were coming, not ambulance. And this persons hand was hurt badly. I tried to get them to call 911 for an ambulance, but no one would. So I took someone's cell and in French said we needed help, someone had hurt their hand. I took three years of French, but the only thing I remember that could've applied in that sentence was the word for hand. But I swear, it was French in my dream, and in my dream I said it correctly (I don't remember what I actually said, just being astounded I could say it). Pretty bizarre, huh, dreaming in other languages. Other wierd/fun dreams to come.
Aw lol, bless you trying to help someone out. Must say I've never had a dream in another language...thats spacial!

Hmm, it was a mega hot night last night and I couldnt sleep very well, which I think is why I had the dream I did...

I dreamt that the space shuttle...discovery? had blown up...only it had blown up and there was this huge black plume of smoke consuming the sky, obviously getting closer and there was a mass panic and we had to find somewhere safe, people were breaking into banks and all hell was breaking loose...so we ended up in a war bunker?! in a friends back garden. Very wierd! my friends family own a pub...anyways after it had died down a little we moved back into the kitchen of the pub and more explosions started and we started eating all the food. And thats roughly it...

Just struck me as odd. I dream very often, and theyre always really vivid. I remember every details, sometimes to the extent that it feels like it happened for real.

And *hangs head* a lot of the time theyre pretty raunchy :p

So how about you guys? Any dreamers?

Bizarre, I've had a nearly identical dream... With only differences being in a few minor details :eek:

Raunchy dreams rule, and are an excellent excuse for morning sex... providing there is someone in bed with you

:rolleyes:

or not..... as the cast may be....there are ways ;)
Ok I'm going to lower the tone briefly here..

This is for the girls really...is it normal or common for girls to wake up from a really raunchy dream actually having an *whispers* (cant think of a ladylike toned down way to put it....so I wont) ORGASM! Because I swear to god I've done it a few times and it shocks the hell out of me! :rolleyes: (need that blushing one again)

The dream that sticks in my head the most was one I had when I having some body image problems.

I'd been out the night before with friends, a little drinking and some pizza were had by all.

I dreamnt that I was sat at a bus stop with my friend eating, and this man with a meat cleaver came charging at me. I ran, and ran and he chased me, but everything was so real. The road under my bare feet was wet and cold, I was crying, I could smell him. He chased me home, pinned me against the fence in the front garden and slashed me, cutting me open diagonally from shoulder to hip. I tried to scream and couldnt because he had me by the throat.

It was so bizzare, I could feel it, I woke up hysterical.

Ok I'm going to lower the tone briefly here..

This is for the girls really...is it normal or common for girls to wake up from a really raunchy dream actually having an *whispers* (cant think of a ladylike toned down way to put it....so I wont) ORGASM! Because I swear to god I've done it a few times and it shocks the hell out of me! :rolleyes: (need that blushing one again)
lol...I've never had an orgasim in a dream.

Honey.. You need to get some... if your dreams are satisfying you more than your life...visit ann sommers :)

Bizarre, I've had a nearly identical dream... With only differences being in a few minor details :eek:
Oh my! Well lets hope nothing of the sort happens!

After 9/11 I had a lot of very awful dreams. It really made an impact on me, which seems silly because I was fortunate enough not to know anyone who was affected directly by it, or injured or killed. And I'm not even American, but the whole thing just made a huge impact on me. Every night I'd dream about planes bombing places I knew, having to run with friends and family, and I always knew I was going to die and there was nothing I could do about it. Never actually died though. But still, the planes, helicopters, baots, bombs, explosions, guns, army men...all kept reoccuring night after night for a long time.

It is easy to see how you come up with certain/if not all dreams if you think about it. Usually something that your subconcious has picked up on during the day. I don't believe in these 'interpretting your dreams' books. I'm quite a logical person.

lol...I've never had an orgasim in a dream.

Honey.. You need to get some... if your dreams are satisfying you more than your life...visit ann sommers :)
Only broke up with my ex about a month ago, and I have a feeling its going to be a while until I'm totally comfortable with all that again. Sex has never been that big for me (dont say 'then you werent doing it properly') the sex we had was amazing. But it's just something that meant/means a lot to me.

Anyway this was while I was with him, the dreams were about him lol.

Aw lol, bless you trying to help someone out. Must say I've never had a dream in another language...thats spacial!
I know! It was my first dream in a foreign language (at least that I can remember).

And I'm very maternal, I try to help anyone out, if I can.

The dream that sticks in my head the most was one I had when I having some body image problems.

I'd been out the night before with friends, a little drinking and some pizza were had by all.

I dreamnt that I was sat at a bus stop with my friend eating, and this man with a meat cleaver came charging at me. I ran, and ran and he chased me, but everything was so real. The road under my bare feet was wet and cold, I was crying, I could smell him. He chased me home, pinned me against the fence in the front garden and slashed me, cutting me open diagonally from shoulder to hip. I tried to scream and couldnt because he had me by the throat.

It was so bizzare, I could feel it, I woke up hysterical.
That sounds horrible! I can imagine how that must have felt!

the last dream I had i was in a car with my girlfriend and we were on a highway bridge that was under construction and all the sudden it stopped. I woke up a minute after we hit the water...when I would have drowned...

Before that I dreamt I was in canada on some little highway winding through mountains and I ran into my cousin and a Kmart and I tried to tell him to go home because someone was trying to kill us. Then my friend got shot in the head while he was sitting next to me.

Before that all I really remember is that my friend I had did surgery on me and I went to school with a footlong gash in my stomach that my insides were pouring out of.

this one is weird...the same friend from that last dream... He wants to be a police officer and he has had a recurring dream for several years in which he's a PI and gets shot and then wakes up as he is getting executed by the criminals. Always wakes up at the same time too, right as he dies.

Ok I'm going to lower the tone briefly here..

This is for the girls really...is it normal or common for girls to wake up from a really raunchy dream actually having an *whispers* (cant think of a ladylike toned down way to put it....so I wont) ORGASM! Because I swear to god I've done it a few times and it shocks the hell out of me! :rolleyes: (need that blushing one again)
I love how you say *whispers* and then write it in all caps! lol.

I wouldn't know, my dreams (at least those I remember) tend to be not at all raunchy. Rarely do I experience more than making out in my dreams.

I know! It was my first dream in a foreign language (at least that I can remember).

And I'm very maternal, I try to help anyone out, if I can.
My god, I'm so bad at this...I thought you were a guy. Dont be offended, Ive done it to everyone else as well. I'm so confused :confused:

Never actually died though.
Praise the gods!

the last dream I had i was in a car with my girlfriend and we were on a highway bridge that was under construction and all the sudden it stopped. I woke up a minute after we hit the water...when I would have drowned...

Before that I dreamt I was in canada on some little highway winding through mountains and I ran into my cousin and a Kmart and I tried to tell him to go home because someone was trying to kill us. Then my friend got shot in the head while he was sitting next to me.

Before that all I really remember is that my friend I had did surgery on me and I went to school with a footlong gash in my stomach that my insides were pouring out of.

this one is weird...the same friend from that last dream... He wants to be a police officer and he has had a recurring dream for several years in which he's a PI and gets shot and then wakes up as he is getting executed by the criminals. Always wakes up at the same time too, right as he dies.
The footlong gash made me smirk lol. Never dreamt a friends operated on me before...that would be quite interesting!

I love waking up and remembering them. Makes sleeping more interesting. Feel quite sorry for people who dont dream at all.

Praise the gods!
:D I meant in the dream not in REAL LIFE! Isn't there a thing...some people believe that if you die in a dream your brain thinks youve died so you actually die? Not sure I believe it, give me some hard proof! Not soft proof, hard proof! Gotta say I've never died in a dream though...so maybe there is some logic in it?
Oooh Neighbours is on...

My god, I'm so bad at this...I thought you were a guy. Dont be offended, Ive done it to everyone else as well. I'm so confused :confused:
lol, im not at all offended, guys are cool too! Bumboat thought I was attracted to women a little bit ago. Don't get me wrong, the female body is a beautiful thing. But still, wouldn't wanna be intimate with someone who was not male. Sex: its the only physical trait I discriminate about when it comes to dating. Otherwise, I'm an equal opportunity dater.

Anyway, to straighten things out, I'm definately a woman, and I'm around you're age, and I dig men.

lol, im not at all offended, guys are cool too! Bumboat thought I was attracted to women a little bit ago. Don't get me wrong, the female body is a beautiful thing. But still, wouldn't wanna be intimate with someone who was not male. Sex: its the only physical trait I discriminate about when it comes to dating. Otherwise, I'm an equal opportunity dater.

Anyway, to straighten things out, I'm definately a woman, and I'm around you're age, and I dig men.
Around my age...?.:p

Hmm, it was a mega hot night last night and I couldnt sleep very well, which I think is why I had the dream I did...

I dreamt that the space shuttle...discovery? had blown up...only it had blown up and there was this huge black plume of smoke consuming the sky, obviously getting closer and there was a mass panic and we had to find somewhere safe, people were breaking into banks and all hell was breaking loose...so we ended up in a war bunker?! in a friends back garden. Very wierd! my friends family own a pub...anyways after it had died down a little we moved back into the kitchen of the pub and more explosions started and we started eating all the food. And thats roughly it...

Just struck me as odd. I dream very often, and theyre always really vivid. I remember every details, sometimes to the extent that it feels like it happened for real.

And *hangs head* a lot of the time theyre pretty raunchy :p

So how about you guys? Any dreamers?
Not dreaming about me?
:(

I dream, but mostly forget about them except for yesterday...

Not dreaming about me?
:(

I dream, but mostly forget about them except for yesterday...
Go on you big teaser...

:D I meant in the dream not in REAL LIFE! Isn't there a thing...some people believe that if you die in a dream your brain thinks youve died so you actually die? Not sure I believe it, give me some hard proof! Not soft proof, hard proof! Gotta say I've never died in a dream though...so maybe there is some logic in it?
Oooh Neighbours is on...
I dreamed I got shot and died once. Woke up thinking it was the coolest dream ever. I also had a dream I got bitten by a vampire and died, but woke up healthy and breathing. I think that's about the hardest proof you're going to get.

:D I meant in the dream not in REAL LIFE! Isn't there a thing...some people believe that if you die in a dream your brain thinks youve died so you actually die? Not sure I believe it, give me some hard proof! Not soft proof, hard proof! Gotta say I've never died in a dream though...so maybe there is some logic in it?
Oooh Neighbours is on...

I originally heard it as if you dream your falling when you hit the ground in your dream it will kill you (assuming its a high enough fall) and that branched out to all forms of dying. I don't know how true it is but I do know I'm afraid to find out myself. I don't wan't to die trying to disprove the theroy! ;)

Other interesting dreams of mine:

I dreamt I was in a room that was in my house, and the girl came in, but she was sort of a ghost. She told me it was her and her brothers room, and I had to leave. I tried to explain to her it was my room, in my house. She got upset, and threatened to swallow a pill. It was only one, but I was convinced she was going to die from it. I begged her not to, but she did. And then she passed out. I carried her downstairs, and found my aunt in my parent's room. I dunno where my parents were. I told my aunt the girl had swallowed a pill and was going to die. She told me to stay with the girl while she called 911. She left, came back a bit later, and said it hadn't worked. Apparently 911 was out of the area code! (I find that so bizarre and hilarious, but i was flippin out in the dream.) Time was running out, so my aunt gave me a chainsaw. I chainsawed her stomach open and removed the pill! Then we carried her to the car to take her to the hospital. She was laying on my lap in the car, and the wound from having her stomach chainsawed open was healing. The scar was forming, and it said something in cursive. I dont remember what it said, though. How is that for bizarre?

Ok I'm going to lower the tone briefly here..

This is for the girls really...is it normal or common for girls to wake up from a really raunchy dream actually having an *whispers* (cant think of a ladylike toned down way to put it....so I wont) ORGASM! Because I swear to god I've done it a few times and it shocks the hell out of me! :rolleyes: (need that blushing one again)
Ah i see you've already answered my question.:D
Za Zing:p

I dreamed I got shot and died once. Woke up thinking it was the coolest dream ever. I also had a dream I got bitten by a vampire and died, but woke up healthy and breathing. I think that's about the hardest proof you're going to get.
Glad I can rely on you for the hard stuff! :p But seriously...you need to stop with the dying in the dreams, its kinda scary :D

Go on you big teaser...
Alas i canna for my mind is filled with other things.:p

Glad I can rely on you for the hard stuff! :p But seriously...you need to stop with the dying in the dreams, its kinda scary :D
*tries not to think about all the double entendre's with P relying on him for the hard stuff. Fails* LOL

Other interesting dreams of mine:

I dreamt I was in a room that was in my house, and the girl came in, but she was sort of a ghost. She told me it was her and her brothers room, and I had to leave. I tried to explain to her it was my room, in my house. She got upset, and threatened to swallow a pill. It was only one, but I was convinced she was going to die from it. I begged her not to, but she did. And then she passed out. I carried her downstairs, and found my aunt in my parent's room. I dunno where my parents were. I told my aunt the girl had swallowed a pill and was going to die. She told me to stay with the girl while she called 911. She left, came back a bit later, and said it hadn't worked. Apparently 911 was out of the area code! (I find that so bizarre and hilarious, but i was flippin out in the dream.) Time was running out, so my aunt gave me a chainsaw. I chainsawed her stomach open and removed the pill! Then we carried her to the car to take her to the hospital. She was laying on my lap in the car, and the wound from having her stomach chainsawed open was healing. The scar was forming, and it said something in cursive. I dont remember what it said, though. How is that for bizarre?
That is VERY creepy. Love you your trying to save a ghost!

Around my age...?.:p
Yes. But i dont like giving out too much information via internet. If sherlock holmes ever come one he might be able to figure out who i was. And if sherlock were for some reason a sadistic rapist/stalker/murderer, i would be in trouble. I'm paranoid, I know. But you are 20, yes? So I am close to you in age.

there was the time my girlfriend who doesn't smoke was sparking a bowl as her dad (who is a cop) walked in. that was a really really scary dream.

Alas i canna for my mind is filled with other things.:p
HARLEY!!!!! God damn, tell meeeeeee

Glad I can rely on you for the hard stuff! :p But seriously...you need to stop with the dying in the dreams, its kinda scary :D
I've dreamt about being a Commando or other respective unit in German, British, American, New Zealand in WWII killing the respective bad guys and blowing stuff up!
;)

Yes. But i dont like giving out too much information via internet. If sherlock holmes ever come one he might be able to figure out who i was. And if sherlock were for some reason a sadistic rapist/stalker/murderer, i would be in trouble. I'm paranoid, I know. But you are 20, yes? So I am close to you in age.
Ok thats cool of course :) Yes I am 20!

That is VERY creepy. Love you your trying to save a ghost!
isnt it tho?

After she swallowed the pill, I'd sort of forgotten she was a ghost in the dream. I mean, she had substance, I could carry her and all.

I think its cuz I'd been reading Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul (i know, I was a loser, this was a long time ago) and all the stories about teens who'd swallowed pills and had to get their stomach pumped. I didn't know what that meant, so I guess my subconscious decided the closest thing was getting a chainsaw! I have a weird subconcious, I know. Most everything about me is weird tho.

there was the time my girlfriend who doesn't smoke was sparking a bowl as her dad (who is a cop) walked in. that was a really really scary dream.
Ha ha! Father in law to be? Sounds kinda scary lol

HARLEY!!!!! God damn, tell meeeeeee
imagine you and an army of smurfs.;)

Ha ha! Father in law to be? Sounds kinda scary lol
darndit, P, don't you know I'm in a race with Ieuano to 1,000 posts. Its gonna make me look bad if not only do I lose, but the girl who joined 2 days before the race started also beats me to 1,000.

(Not really, post all you want. Glad to see you still enjoy the forums as much as you did the first few days!)

Almost 20 years ago I was attacked (in real life) I had dreams about it for a couple of years afterward, both literal dreams where I was reliving it, and some more metaphorical dreams of being chased by unseen attackers, that type of thing. One night I had a dream where I was being chased through the woods. I found a small, well lit house so I ran in. Noone was in the house; Inside were four rooms, all adjoining each other with doorways so I could run around it in a circle, with the walls lined with glass shelves with all kinds of glass and ceramic vases and plates displayed on them. I tried to hide, but with the large windows and the openness of the place, there was really nowhere to go. The man chasing me followed me into the house, and since I couldn’t hide I got very violent – started throwing the vases and plates at him, pulled down the glass shelves, threw them through the windows, screamed like a madwoman. Creepy attacker finally disappeared and I had completely broken everything in the place. I woke up exhausted, but I never had another dream about being attacked.

I never really put much stock in "the meaning" of dreams, but I can't deny that that dream helped put that whole thing behind me.

isnt it tho?

After she swallowed the pill, I'd sort of forgotten she was a ghost in the dream. I mean, she had substance, I could carry her and all.

I think its cuz I'd been reading Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul (i know, I was a loser, this was a long time ago) and all the stories about teens who'd swallowed pills and had to get their stomach pumped. I didn't know what that meant, so I guess my subconscious decided the closest thing was getting a chainsaw! I have a weird subconcious, I know. Most everything about me is weird tho.
You seem pretty sane to me lady. You sound very caring and thats not wierd!

imagine you and an army of smurfs.;)
lol i have no idea what thats implying, exactly, but i think its pretty dirty.

have you seen Donny Darko? Theres a bit about smurfs: "smurfs are asexual! There's nothing under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

LOL. Thats a weird movie

You seem pretty sane to me lady. You sound very caring and thats not wierd!
*blushes*

darndit, P, don't you know I'm in a race with Ieuano to 1,000 posts. Its gonna make me look bad if not only do I lose, but the girl who joined 2 days before the race started also beats me to 1,000.

(Not really, post all you want. Glad to see you still enjoy the forums as much as you did the first few days!)
I was debating whether I wanted to stick around after Philosophy got on his/her high horse and belittled me.

But you guys are lush, (being a good thing, think it means something different in other places) lovely people and I like chatting to you all.

I didnt know about the race :D I'm only on about 300 arent I?

lol i have no idea what thats implying, exactly, but i think its pretty dirty.

have you seen Donny Darko? Theres a bit about smurfs: "smurfs are asexual! There's nothing under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

LOL. Thats a weird movie
I haven't seen it but it is wrong.
There is that blonde smurfette funnily enooough called Smurfette! and the Orange haired girl.

Almost 20 years ago I was attacked (in real life) I had dreams about it for a couple of years afterward, both literal dreams where I was reliving it, and some more metaphorical dreams of being chased by unseen attackers, that type of thing. One night I had a dream where I was being chased through the woods. I found a small, well lit house so I ran in. Noone was in the house; Inside were four rooms, all adjoining each other with doorways so I could run around it in a circle, with the walls lined with glass shelves with all kinds of glass and ceramic vases and plates displayed on them. I tried to hide, but with the large windows and the openness of the place, there was really nowhere to go. The man chasing me followed me into the house, and since I couldn’t hide I got very violent – started throwing the vases and plates at him, pulled down the glass shelves, threw them through the windows, screamed like a madwoman. Creepy attacker finally disappeared and I had completely broken everything in the place. I woke up exhausted, but I never had another dream about being attacked.

I never really put much stock in "the meaning" of dreams, but I can't deny that that dream helped put that whole thing behind me.Sounds like you needed to stand up to it, or release some pent up anger about it, certainly. I dont remember how mine stopped, things stopped being put in the news, on the tv, in the papers, and I guess they gradually eased off.

darndit, P, don't you know I'm in a race with Ieuano to 1,000 posts. Its gonna make me look bad if not only do I lose, but the girl who joined 2 days before the race started also beats me to 1,000.

(Not really, post all you want. Glad to see you still enjoy the forums as much as you did the first few days!)

indeed we are, oh wait, thats another post to me! :p

I've dreamt about being a Commando or other respective unit in German, British, American, New Zealand in WWII killing the respective bad guys and blowing stuff up!
;)
You want to be Action Man dont you!

imagine you and an army of smurfs.;)
...sounds kinda scary actually...wierdo :p

I was debating whether I wanted to stick around after Philosophy got on his/her high horse and belittled me.

But you guys are lush, (being a good thing, think it means something different in other places) lovely people and I like chatting to you all.

I didnt know about the race :D I'm only on about 300 arent I?
I assume Philosophy is a random troll? Trolls are inevitable methinks. And, although they are incredibly obnoxious and upsetting, i somethimes enjoy when they post. Because everyone else on the thread turns on them and tells them they are flipping idiots. Its so nice to see how few trolls there really are. Gives me hope for humanity.

hurrah! You seem pretty lush yourself. (never used that expression b4, but its my new favorite compliment!)

i dont normally remember dreams, but last night me and a few other people got trapped on a desert island, but oneof the people could see inside of you and see all the bad things that you have done. This guy made one of the people relive killing someone, that guy than commited suicide. he than preceeded to tell me (in horrifying detail) what the murderer (whos just commited suicide) did.

Because it was so horribe i went mad and.... woke up

I haven't seen it but it is wrong.
There is that blonde smurfette funnily enooough called Smurfette! and the Orange haired girl.
ahh, but (according to Donnie Darko, I never really followed the smurfs,) Smurfette isn't a real smurf, she was created by Gargamel (sp???) and sent in as a spy. But in Darko's words, the overwhelming goodness of smurf village made her good.

I dont remember an orange haired girl, but like i said, I didn't follow it religiously.

indeed we are, oh wait, thats another post to me! :p
I think I spell your name wrong a lot.

Oh wait, another post for me! *sticks out tongue*

I assume Philosophy is a random troll? Trolls are inevitable methinks. And, although they are incredibly obnoxious and upsetting, i somethimes enjoy when they post. Because everyone else on the thread turns on them and tells them they are flipping idiots. Its so nice to see how few trolls there really are. Gives me hope for humanity.

hurrah! You seem pretty lush yourself. (never used that expression b4, but its my new favorite compliment!)
Ok well just be careful, I was told that a lush refers to a gay in certain places. Not sure how much truth there is in that but over here we say Lush a lot. Your lush, thats lush. Lush lush lush.

I think I spell your name wrong a lot.

Oh wait, another post for me! *sticks out tongue*

no no, you spelt it correctly

oh another post for me

*dances jig*

ahh, but (according to Donnie Darko, I never really followed the smurfs,) Smurfette isn't a real smurf, she was created by Gargamel (sp???) and sent in as a spy. But in Darko's words, the overwhelming goodness of smurf village made her good.

I dont remember an orange haired girl, but like i said, I didn't follow it religiously.
So have we worked out what the hell I'm doing with a load of smurfs yet? Harley are you being sick and I'm not getting it!

i dont normally remember dreams, but last night me and a few other people got trapped on a desert island, but oneof the people could see inside of you and see all the bad things that you have done. This guy made one of the people relive killing someone, that guy than commited suicide. he than preceeded to tell me (in horrifying detail) what the murderer (whos just commited suicide) did.

Because it was so horribe i went mad and.... woke up
That sounds wretched!!

I had a dream. I won the post-race, held a parade, and gave you one of the cookies, to show how sporting I can be. It was very prophetic. No, I didn't actually have that dream

no no, you spelt it correctly

oh another post for me

*dances jig*
i don't think i consistently spell it the same. I wanna just call u Welsh John, it'd be soooo much easier to remember how to spell. +1, biyatch!

I'M NOT A MEMBER ANYMORE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :p

That sounds wretched!!

I had a dream. I won the post-race, held a parade, and gave you one of the cookies, to show how sporting I can be. It was very prophetic. No, I didn't actually have that dream

it was a rubbish dream. On a side note, ever get dreams that merge? you have two seperate dreams, then for a third dream they sort of merge and become an infinatly weirder dream?

Are you sure you didnt have that dream? I did not either

I'M NOT A MEMBER ANYMORE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :p
Congrats. In a week, you did what it took me months to do. Man, this does not bode well for more race.

Congrats. In a week, you did what it took me months to do. Man, this does not bode well for more race.
About 3 or 4 days actually :p

i don't think i consistently spell it the same. I wanna just call u Welsh John, it'd be soooo much easier to remember how to spell. +1, biyatch!

please dont call me welsh john, i would sound too common (but i only got 40% on the poshness quiz ;) )

ooh ooh +1!!!

it was a rubbish dream. On a side note, ever get dreams that merge? you have two seperate dreams, then for a third dream they sort of merge and become an infinatly weirder dream?

Are you sure you didnt have that dream? I did not either
No. Thank god. Have you read some of the dreams I've posted? If they got much weirder and I told someone about them, i'd end up in a padded cell.

LOL. I know you didn't have that dream. Cuz you wouldn't've shared. I would!

About 3 or 4 days actually :p

thats just showing off

About 3 or 4 days actually :p
well, that makes me feel much better. *hangs head in shame*

Other interesting dreams of mine:

I dreamt I was in a room that was in my house, and the girl came in, but she was sort of a ghost. She told me it was her and her brothers room, and I had to leave. I tried to explain to her it was my room, in my house. She got upset, and threatened to swallow a pill. It was only one, but I was convinced she was going to die from it. I begged her not to, but she did. And then she passed out. I carried her downstairs, and found my aunt in my parent's room. I dunno where my parents were. I told my aunt the girl had swallowed a pill and was going to die. She told me to stay with the girl while she called 911. She left, came back a bit later, and said it hadn't worked. Apparently 911 was out of the area code! (I find that so bizarre and hilarious, but i was flippin out in the dream.) Time was running out, so my aunt gave me a chainsaw. I chainsawed her stomach open and removed the pill! Then we carried her to the car to take her to the hospital. She was laying on my lap in the car, and the wound from having her stomach chainsawed open was healing. The scar was forming, and it said something in cursive. I dont remember what it said, though. How is that for bizarre?

So you started studying medicine to become a doctor. You DID, didn't you?

please dont call me welsh john, i would sound too common (but i only got 40% on the poshness quiz ;) )

ooh ooh +1!!!
what poshness quiz???

I won't call you welsh john, cuz it sounds dumb. But I will continue to spell ur name however I damn well please!

thats just showing off
the only thing comforting about P inevitable beating me to 1,000 is if she beats you, too.

Sorry, P, I think we hijacked your thread.

what poshness quiz???

I won't call you welsh john, cuz it sounds dumb. But I will continue to spell ur name however I damn well please!

i suppose thats ok, one of my teachers spells it YayAn :p

thats just showing off
Its not like it was intentional! About 100 day is not excessive!

So you started studying medicine to become a doctor. You DID, didn't you?
Yes. Of course. And by "yes. of course." I mean, no, why in the hell would I do that? I just kept a close eye on my sisters and the pills we have in the house. Actually, didn't even really do that. But I did call my aunt to tell her about the dream and say I missed her (she lives in Ohio, I live in PA)

the only thing comforting about P inevitable beating me to 1,000 is if she beats you, too.

Sorry, P, I think we hijacked your thread.

but dont worry! it was only a little hijcak

you wont beat me there will you? If you dont ill give you a cookie :)

the only thing comforting about P inevitable beating me to 1,000 is if she beats you, too.

Sorry, P, I think we hijacked your thread.
My poshness quiz of yesterday!How rude! lol...dont worry about hijacking anything I like the random chatting. Just keep on topic so I dont get another thread moved LOL!

Posting more posts which talk about your post count is spam.

Doctor Hobo is in the house to interpret your dreams. Don't miss the chance!

i suppose thats ok, one of my teachers spells it YayAn :p
is that how its pronounced? I always imagined it being pronounced similar to Jaun.(o, with ur o on the end)

but dont worry! it was only a little hijcak

you wont beat me there will you? If you dont ill give you a cookie :)
I wouldnt go saying that, I'll be in the vicinity at some point soon so you better beware LOL I doubt I'll beat you dear, youve got 200 more than me!

is that how its pronounced? I always imagined it being pronounced similar to Jaun.(o, with ur o on the end)

it is indeed, is your name pronunce wuh, cee, imp-ee-ree-al, k-oor-t?

I wouldnt go saying that, I'll be in the vicinity at some point soon so you better beware LOL I doubt I'll beat you dear, youve got 200 more than me!

thats two days work for you!

My poshness quiz of yesterday!How rude! lol...dont worry about hijacking anything I like the random chatting. Just keep on topic so I dont get another thread moved LOL!
LOL!

erm....oh, i have another dream. Very old. From when I was in grade school.

I dreamt I knew it was a dream! So I was like, sweet, I can do anything I want! And i was all Matilda-esque, moving furniture by waving my hand. And this nun, Sr. Mary (I went to Catholic school for a VERY long time. Felt like eternity) came in. Sr Mary was old and grumpy, and no one liked her, and since I knew it was a dream I went up to her and yelled in her face "You bitch!"
Then I woke up.

Haven't had a dream since where i realized it was a dream.

Posting more posts which talk about your post count is spam.

Doctor Hobo is in the house to interpret your dreams. Don't miss the chance!
YAY hello *hugs*

Ok...

I had a dream about a badger once. It came running up the drive, it was an angry badger. I shut the front door and told my brother not to open the door because there was a big angry badger out there. But he did, stupid boy. So we ran upstairs, chased by the badger and shut ourselves in the playroom. The badger was trying to break the door down, so we called the Police LOL.

Interpret that...:p

YAY hello *hugs*

Ok...

I had a dream about a badger once. It came running up the drive, it was an angry badger. I shut the front door and told my brother not to open the door because there was a big angry badger out there. But he did, stupid boy. So we ran upstairs, chased by the badger and shut ourselves in the playroom. The badger was trying to break the door down, so we called the Police LOL.

Interpret that...:p

err you have a fear of black and white things? You wont read a newpaper?

Hmm, it was a mega hot night last night and I couldnt sleep very well, which I think is why I had the dream I did...

I dreamt that the space shuttle...discovery? had blown up...only it had blown up and there was this huge black plume of smoke consuming the sky, obviously getting closer and there was a mass panic and we had to find somewhere safe, people were breaking into banks and all hell was breaking loose...so we ended up in a war bunker?! in a friends back garden. Very wierd! my friends family own a pub...anyways after it had died down a little we moved back into the kitchen of the pub and more explosions started and we started eating all the food. And thats roughly it...

Just struck me as odd. I dream very often, and theyre always really vivid. I remember every details, sometimes to the extent that it feels like it happened for real.

And *hangs head* a lot of the time theyre pretty raunchy :p

So how about you guys? Any dreamers?
Yes, all the time. Last night I drempt about fighting in another war, only this time I was wearing a really strange uniform made from some sort of flexible metal.

Don't feel badly about "erotic dreams." I have those all the time, and regard them as predictive. :D

it is indeed, is your name pronunce wuh, cee, imp-ee-ree-al, k-oor-t?
(+1 for Yayano) Yes, but I think of it as "Dub C Imperial Court" Oh, btw, feel free to refer to me as WC or Dub C

I have in fact read the thread up til now, and I'm doing everyone a favour by returning to the subject.

A friend suggested I write down my dreams, first thing in the morning. I did, but after only a few days, I started having these elaborate, ay baroque dreams which were impossible to write down in full (like, an hour of writing), and after that I started trying to write down all the dreams I'd had that night, not just the last one.
Then I decided that my subconscious was making up special dreams for me to write down, but hiding the good stuff, so I would set the alarm clock without looking, and when it went off, I'd turn on the light and write down the last dream I had.

So I stopped trying to write down my dreams. I think there's a reason they usually don't last in your memory.
EDIT: My post took a long time to write. I see Eutrusca has already returned to the topic. :)

thats two days work for you!
he has a pointdamnit im trying no just not widen the gap. My ass is being so thoroughly kicked

(+1 for Yayano) Yes, but I think of it as "Dub C Imperial Court" Oh, btw, feel free to refer to me as WC or Dub C

WC=Water Closet=Toilet

i think i shall call you Dub C, Dub C

YAY hello *hugs*

Ok...

I had a dream about a badger once. It came running up the drive, it was an angry badger. I shut the front door and told my brother not to open the door because there was a big angry badger out there. But he did, stupid boy. So we ran upstairs, chased by the badger and shut ourselves in the playroom. The badger was trying to break the door down, so we called the Police LOL.

Interpret that...:p
My pleasure: boys, particularly brothers, are like stupid and don't listen.

lol my lil sister locked all my siblings (theres 5 total, so 4, since she wasnt there,) and 2 neighbors in a neighbors basement by accident once. I bring this up cuz the basement WAS the playroom.

WC=Water Closet=Toilet

i think i shall call you Dub C, Dub C
yes, some homophobe pointed that out to me when I was debating gay rights with him. (he said something like "your logic fits in a WC like your name suggests"). I wasnt really offended. I actually laughed pretty hard, cuz i hadn't even thought of that meaning when I made up my nation. I'm American, and WC is an abbreviation for a school in my neighborhood. There is a truth to the correlation btwn the school and toilets, tho.

yes, some homophobe pointed that out to me when I was debating gay rights with him. (he said something like "your logic fits in a WC like your name suggests"). I wasnt really offended. I actually laughed pretty hard, cuz i hadn't even thought of that meaning when I made up my nation. I'm American, and WC is an abbreviation for a school in my neighborhood. There is a truth to the correlation btwn the school and toilets, tho.

my schools toilets are rubbish, there as bad as any nightmare (see getting it back on topic aswell, see, not just a hat-rack my friend)

my schools toilets are rubbish, there as bad as any nightmare (see getting it back on topic aswell, see, not just a hat-rack my friend)
LOL. A majority of the school was shit and belonged in a toilet. I dreamt of it one day being nicer. Doubt it ever will be tho. The bathrooms were gross there. Only to be used in absolute emergencies. (oooo, i can stay on topic too. I can relate anything to anything, making me one of the best on-topic spammers (if there even is such a thing, aside from me) there is.)

YAY hello *hugs*

Ok...

I had a dream about a badger once. It came running up the drive, it was an angry badger. I shut the front door and told my brother not to open the door because there was a big angry badger out there. But he did, stupid boy. So we ran upstairs, chased by the badger and shut ourselves in the playroom. The badger was trying to break the door down, so we called the Police LOL.

Interpret that...:p

:big bearlike hug:

I swear your post wasn't there when I commenced my "we must return to the topic" rant. Something about not updating for 30 seconds or something, it's probably in the Rules somewhere.

Badgers are notoriously solitary and private animals. An angry badger is probably something you got from watching TV as a child. An angry badger ? Hmm. Let me scratch my scanty beard for a moment.
You shouldn't have woken up then. The next bit would have been even more interesting!

And your first dream. According to Freudians, flying in dreams (like, you flap your arms and fly, or just glide around above the ground) symbolizes sex, having sex. So, watching the space shuttle take off, you are observing human sexuality. Then, it blows up (well duh) and falls on, not just you, but all of us. We all run screaming, but there's nowhere to hide because we have created a monster bigger than us all.
And consider, if flying (in Freud's time, that was birds) is sex, what is the Space Shuttle?
Was it Hunter S. Thompson [anyone?] who described rocket launches as "a great big Space Fuck"? Nope, just Googled it, Vonnegut: "Big Space Fuck."

Diagnosis: become a Cosmologist, or Extra-terrestrial Psychologist.

Thankyo.

LOL. A majority of the school was shit and belonged in a toilet. I dreamt of it one day being nicer. Doubt it ever will be tho. The bathrooms were gross there. Only to be used in absolute emergencies. (oooo, i can stay on topic too. I can relate anything to anything, making me one of the best on-topic spammers (if there even is such a thing, aside from me) there is.)

you pretty good as an ontopic spammer. But at least, with me being male, i didnt need to actually sit down on the toilets. I can just point and piss ;)

:big bearlike hug:

I swear your post wasn't there when I commenced my "we must return to the topic" rant. Something about not updating for 30 seconds or something, it's probably in the Rules somewhere.

Badgers are notoriously solitary and private animals. An angry badger is probably something you got from watching TV as a child. An angry badger ? Hmm. Let me scratch my scanty beard for a moment.
You shouldn't have woken up then. The next bit would have been even more interesting!

And your first dream. According to Freudians, flying in dreams (like, you flap your arms and fly, or just glide around above the ground) symbolizes sex, having sex. So, watching the space shuttle take off, you are observing human sexuality. Then, it blows up (well duh) and falls on, not just you, but all of us. We all run screaming, but there's nowhere to hide because we have created a monster bigger than us all.
And consider, if flying (in Freud's time, that was birds) is sex, what is the Space Shuttle?
Was it Hunter S. Thompson [anyone?] who described rocket launches as "a great big Space Fuck"? Nope, just Googled it, Vonnegut: "Big Space Fuck."

Diagnosis: become a Cosmologist, or Extra-terrestrial Psychologist.

Thankyo.
So you're telling me...that even when I'm dreaming about peoples lives being endangered and being scared and hiding...I'm actually dreaming about sex. Big penises taking off!

So you're telling me...that even when I'm dreaming about peoples lives being endangered and being scared and hiding...I'm actually dreaming about sex. Big penises taking off!
Well, I cant speak for Nobel over there, but check out my interpretation. Oh, to add to mine, badgers ought not be trusted, and there must be something wrong with University of Wisconsin, since their mascot is a badger

you pretty good as an ontopic spammer. But at least, with me being male, i didnt need to actually sit down on the toilets. I can just point and piss ;)
Thank you!

And yes, that is one advantage to being male. Too bad women pwn men in (almost) everything else.

LOL once a boy was caught.....hmmm how to put this delicately?.....pleasuring himself in one of the stalls. How gross!

Well, I cant speak for Nobel over there, but check out my interpretation. Oh, to add to mine, badgers ought not be trusted, and there must be something wrong with University of Wisconsin, since their mascot is a badger

BURN IT DOWN

but poilitly of course, incidentaly, i had a dream where i set fire to my house

Thank you!

And yes, that is one advantage to being male. Too bad women pwn men in (almost) everything else.

LOL once a boy was caught.....hmmm how to put this delicately?.....pleasuring himself in one of the stalls. How gross!
Year seven, the first year of secondary school over here. About age 12? I think...anyway, one lunch time, there was a huge crowd around the boys toilets outside our tutorbase, and we were like...what the hell is going on...the crowd was broken up by the caretaker with a shovel. Someone had done a huge log turd and he had to break it up with a shovel to get it down the toilet. No one ever owned up to that, and I will always remember it! Funniest thing ever.

So you're telling me...that even when I'm dreaming about peoples lives being endangered and being scared and hiding...I'm actually dreaming about sex. Big penises taking off!

Yep. Sex. And death.

We do in dreams what we don't dare to do awake.

Why, just last night I had this dream about little girls. I was trying to get through the women's clothing section of the department store, but there were all these little girls who wouldn't get out of the way. They all kept facing away from me, and I was terrified of pushing them aside because I didn't know them. Then I decided not to keep trying to get to the blokey part of the store (the sports and hardware bit), and just tried to stay where I was, but the little girls kept stepping backwards without looking, and they crowded all around me and rubbed their bottoms on my legs (like, on my knees and just above there.) I decided to wake up, because I really wasn't very comfortable in that dream.

Interpret that!

Thank you!

And yes, that is one advantage to being male. Too bad women pwn men in (almost) everything else.

LOL once a boy was caught.....hmmm how to put this delicately?.....pleasuring himself in one of the stalls. How gross!

what do you mean women pwn men at everything else?

...

in school, errgh...

Yep. Sex. And death.

We do in dreams what we don't dare to do awake.

Why, just last night I had this dream about little girls. I was trying to get through the women's clothing section of the department store, but there were all these little girls who wouldn't get out of the way. They all kept facing away from me, and I was terrified of pushing them aside because I didn't know them. Then I decided not to keep trying to get to the blokey part of the store (the sports and hardware bit), and just tried to stay where I was, but the little girls kept stepping backwards without looking, and they crowded all around me and rubbed their bottoms on my legs (like, on my knees and just above there.) I decided to wake up, because I really wasn't very comfortable in that dream.

Interpret that!

:eek:

BURN IT DOWN

but poilitly of course, incidentaly, i had a dream where i set fire to my house
LOL. Well I must go have a meeting with an advisor and explain to her that I'm a fuck-up and desperately need her to help me. *Sigh.* I sooo wanted to sit here and +1 all day.

May be as much as 12 hours b4 I can return. I suppose when I do, P will be at 1,000 and Ieuano will have 7-800.

I hate real life. :(

:eek:

hey :expression of serious self-doubt: it's just a dream . . . . . right? :eek:

LOL. Well I must go have a meeting with an advisor and explain to her that I'm a fuck-up and desperately need her to help me. *Sigh.* I sooo wanted to sit here and +1 all day.

May be as much as 12 hours b4 I can return. I suppose when I do, P will be at 1,000 and Ieuano will have 7-800.

I hate real life. :(

aww there there, have half a cookie for your troubles

*rubs back*

hey :expression of serious self-doubt: it's just a dream . . . . . right? :eek:

just a dream? thats ok then... you should sleep -shop somewhere else methinks...

just a dream? thats ok then... you should sleep -shop somewhere else methinks...

You think dreaming is like shopping?
Or this is some modern idea of sleeping / workshopping ?

Diagnosis: Become a psychiatrist. If you can make the clients afraid of sleeping, they will go chronic in less than one week!

LOL. Well I must go have a meeting with an advisor and explain to her that I'm a fuck-up and desperately need her to help me. *Sigh.* I sooo wanted to sit here and +1 all day.
...

+1 is "one-upping?"
or "just one more?"
Educate my arthritic brain please.

I this very day visited my GP for a referral to a psychologist.
I know I'm a nutcase, but she took some convincing.
There's this checksheet thing.
Luckily I didn't need to do anything really weird, just follow some tangents into regions she clearly didn't have time for. Even so, the 15-minute appointment went double time.

Are u a professional fuck-up? We could exchange notes ... :)

Yep. Sex. And death.

We do in dreams what we don't dare to do awake.

Why, just last night I had this dream about little girls. I was trying to get through the women's clothing section of the department store, but there were all these little girls who wouldn't get out of the way. They all kept facing away from me, and I was terrified of pushing them aside because I didn't know them. Then I decided not to keep trying to get to the blokey part of the store (the sports and hardware bit), and just tried to stay where I was, but the little girls kept stepping backwards without looking, and they crowded all around me and rubbed their bottoms on my legs (like, on my knees and just above there.) I decided to wake up, because I really wasn't very comfortable in that dream.

Interpret that!
I wouldnt go telling too many people about that one lol That would scare me!

You think dreaming is like shopping?
Or this is some modern idea of sleeping / workshopping ?

Diagnosis: Become a psychiatrist. If you can make the clients afraid of sleeping, they will go chronic in less than one week!

does it pay well?

I wouldnt go telling too many people about that one lol That would scare me!

It scared me. I chose to wake up.

The dreams where you fall off a cliff? Get used to it, hit the ground. It isn't all that bad (it hurts, you wake up terrified.) Then it's over.

"the only thing we have to fear is fear itself—nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror" Franklin D Roosevelt

Most recent dream: I dreamt that I was in Paris, and there was a fire, so someone called 911 (is that even the emergency code in France??? Probably not). But someone had burnt their hand, and they'd only said there was a fire, so only fire trucks were coming, not ambulance. And this persons hand was hurt badly. I tried to get them to call 911 for an ambulance, but no one would. So I took someone's cell and in French said we needed help, someone had hurt their hand. I took three years of French, but the only thing I remember that could've applied in that sentence was the word for hand. But I swear, it was French in my dream, and in my dream I said it correctly (I don't remember what I actually said, just being astounded I could say it). Pretty bizarre, huh, dreaming in other languages. Other wierd/fun dreams to come.

i was away in irish college for three weeks...i started thinking and dreaming in irish!

i was away in irish college for three weeks...i started thinking and dreaming in irish!
Away in Irish College????

i hate them vivid dreams where you start enjoying something that would disgust you or scare you irl!i had one like that where my boss was coming on to me and i was responding in kind!woke up feeling dirty!!

Away in Irish College????

ya its where you go if you wana learn irish...if you speak english at all they kick your ass out!

ya its where you go if you wana learn irish...if you speak english at all they kick your ass out!

what about 'top of the mornin to ye' in an irish accent, could i get in saying that or would that get out the panks with nails in?

what about 'top of the mornin to ye' in an irish accent, could i get in saying that or would that get out the panks with nails in?
oh defo the nails my friend!:rolleyes:

Only broke up with my ex about a month ago, and I have a feeling its going to be a while until I'm totally comfortable with all that again. Sex has never been that big for me (dont say 'then you werent doing it properly') the sex we had was amazing. But it's just something that meant/means a lot to me.

Anyway this was while I was with him, the dreams were about him lol.
Give me some credit, I wouldn't say that.

It means different things to different people. :)

My dreams are rather interesting, but I usually forget most of them and they make huge random leaps in plot and logic and physics, but my mind works like that while I'm awake so it's not too strange.

ya its where you go if you wana learn irish...if you speak english at all they kick your ass out!
LOL!!! sounds actually kinda scary. Arent the irish well known for drinking lots!

what about 'top of the mornin to ye' in an irish accent, could i get in saying that or would that get out the panks with nails in?

Random Fact:- The correct response to "top of the mornin to ye" is "and the rest of the day to you".

LOL!!! sounds actually kinda scary. Arent the irish well known for drinking lots!
oh it is...i didnt talk for three weeks!and sometimes some of us may partake in 100 too many!:D

Random Fact:- The correct response to "top of the mornin to ye" is "and the rest of the day to you". Or so a calender told me.

really, i never new that

Random Fact:- The correct response to "top of the mornin to ye" is "and the rest of the day to you". Or so a calender told me.

really, i never new that

either did i...dont believe everything about the irish...we'll change just to mess with ya!:D

oh it is...i didnt talk for three weeks!and sometimes some of us may partake in 100 too many!:D
Ha ha, i might go, sounds wierd! Did you learn anything?

Ha ha, i might go, sounds wierd! Did you learn anything?
ya i suppose i did...kinda!but its a harsh way of doing so!and i have forgotten most of it again!

- Sailing across a lake of milk in a bathtub. An old man came and made me lose my voice.

- I was God. I created lots of clones of myself to do my bidding, as well as other independent gods. The first godly act I remember doing was replacing some food on a table with different food. Unfortunately someone came and was a threat to my godliness for no apparent reason. The interface was The Elder Scrolls Oblivion: some people had crown markers denoting invincibility. This person didn't but I tried to kill her (by using the console command kill :p ) and it didn't work. Eventually I got stripped of my godly powers, I'm not sure why. Bah.

- I was on a sailing ship in a harbour (again an Oblivion-esque ship) and there were two small octopus creatures there. I set them on fire, sealed them in boxes and threw them into the sea. When I came out of the boat everyone was Santa Claus. I went to one of the Santa Clauses cooking fish on the dock and lifted up his hat, and an octopus thing was attached to it. I hit it and it disintegrated, and all the others disintegrated too. They looked like a cross between Futurama brain slugs and miniature Cthulhus.

My dreams are weird.

Give me some credit, I wouldn't say that.
It means different things to different people. :)

You two really should get a private channel. Skype or something. :fluffle: :fluffle:

That's a hug for both of you. A blessing on both your houses.

I just wrote a long rant about the virtues of real-life, as regards love and happiness. I chose not to post it. Let it remain a dream.

I love having women in the debates. I can't help siding with them, and with sweet reason, reasonable sweetness we can overcome a lot of the divisions and futile hostility. I think our side should have a name of it's own (faeries? softies?) that keeps us from being mere spammers. We take things personally, but don't strike back. We can stop a debate in it's tracks, but never do that on purpose.

But you two should really talk. MsT, older sister; NP, new girl. You would both learn a lot. And I will be a pariah on this board if either of you leaves forever. So what. I'll be a pariah before long anyway, as an avowedly Male faerie.

Far beyond my bailiwick (a puny bailiwick it is), I declare thee Best Friends. Make it so.

Done posting here. I'm off to defend good sense in one of the threads about Israel.

Whats a pariah???? Dont leave I'm confused lol! I think I get the general jist of that...you think we get on well and could learn a lot from each other. And your right, I'd much rather havea debate and be able to walk away from it without hating someone!

Rescind "Done posting here."
Reserve right to enter debate about Hamilay's dream. Ooh, yeah. Ham, you can dream.
EDIT: New Peeland, post some temporary email where Mstreeted can send you her Skype name or real email. Talk to each other in private. Mstreeted: you know what I mean. Women think they're subtle for noticing what men don't. But men manage not to notice what's waved in front of their faces. Go figure.

You two really should get a private channel. Skype or something. :fluffle: :fluffle:

That's a hug for both of you. A blessing on both your houses.

I just wrote a long rant about the virtues of real-life, as regards love and happiness. I chose not to post it. Let it remain a dream.

I love having women in the debates. I can't help siding with them, and with sweet reason, reasonable sweetness we can overcome a lot of the divisions and futile hostility. I think our side should have a name of it's own (faeries? softies?) that keeps us from being mere spammers. We take things personally, but don't strike back. We can stop a debate in it's tracks, but never do that on purpose.

But you two should really talk. MsT, older sister; NP, new girl. You would both learn a lot. And I will be a pariah on this board if either of you leaves forever. So what. I'll be a pariah before long anyway, as an avowedly Male faerie.

Far beyond my bailiwick (a puny bailiwick it is), I declare thee Best Friends. Make it so.

Done posting here. I'm off to defend good sense in one of the threads about Israel.

That was so nicely put I THINK it was a compliment ;)
:fluffle:

Whats a pariah???? Dont leave I'm confused lol! I think I get the general jist of that...you think we get on well and could learn a lot from each other. And your right, I'd much rather havea debate and be able to walk away from it without hating someone!

I think it's like a preist or something.

NP.. just out of curiosity, seeing as though I'm the 'big sister' .. how old are you?

Pariah = outcast. The ally no-one wants. I'm not googling it, I stand to be corrected. It could be something to do with disease.

Some people laugh at anything. It is my mission to make the sternest, the most arrogant laugh at themselves. Then I will laugh.

I lie. I like it. :fluffle: :fluffle:

I've had some weird dreams. All my dreams are weird.

I had one where it was the first day of high school and people were throwing water on the freshman. I dodged a girl throwing water at me and ran across the street behind some building, then the dream changes and my parents are driving me to high school (on the first day) and then the high school is some type of evil lair.

Last night I had a dream where I had some very nasty callouses on my hand and they were very painful... and that I was Harry Potter. These callouses were beyond painful and I was running cold water on them and Dumbeldore was sitting next to me... and then we were in my parents' bathroom. The dream changes from Harry Potter to Degrassi, and I'm in this trailer with Marco, the gay guy on there. (I'm myself again). We're about to leave to go somewhere and these people come up and harass us. One guy tries to kidnap me but Marco stops him and I start crying, and while all that was going on some kid I know runs up to another person I know and they start kissing. I don't remember the end of this dream.

weird, huh?:eek:

I think it's like a preist or something.

NP.. just out of curiosity, seeing as though I'm the 'big sister' .. how old are you?
Im 20

Last night I had a dream where I had some very nasty callouses on my hand and they were very painful... and that I was Harry Potter. These callouses were beyond painful and I was running cold water on them and Dumbeldore was sitting next to me... and then we were in my parents' bathroom. The dream changes from Harry Potter to Degrassi, and I'm in this trailer with Marco, the gay guy on there. (I'm myself again). We're about to leave to go somewhere and these people come up and harass us. One guy tries to kidnap me but Marco stops him and I start crying, and while all that was going on some kid I know runs up to another person I know and they start kissing. I don't remember the end of this dream.

weird, huh?:eek:

good stuff. Ensure you have a quiet place to sleep and a certain time to awake. DO NOT let your mother / father / landlord / bitchy neighbour decide when you wake up. Dreaming is power. Dreaming is good.
If you find yourself doing something that happened in a dream, don't get freaked out. That's self-actualization, you are living your dreams. (er, and don't do things just because you dreamed it once. That's insanity. But you wouldn't, right?)

good stuff. Ensure you have a quiet place to sleep and a certain time to awake. DO NOT let your mother / father / landlord / bitchy neighbour decide when you wake up. Dreaming is power. Dreaming is good.
If you find yourself doing something that happened in a dream, don't get freaked out. That's self-actualization, you are living your dreams. (er, and don't do things just because you dreamed it once. That's insanity. But you wouldn't, right?)
I actually have a spooky habit of dreaming things and then they happen. Which is kinda cool until you have a dream where you fly off a 4-wheeler and hit a tree head first. I never remember them until they happen, which shrinks say is because you create an immediate "false memory" as it happens. But I can remember waking up freaked out, rolling over, swearing, and then going back to sleep after having that dream.

When I was 5,6, and 7 I had the same nightmare every once in a while. I was walking along this long corridor with no end in sight. Then, all of the sudden lights were flashing everywhere and I heard someone laughing. I turned around and saw a headless clown with an axe. I ran as far as I could and he would always catch me. Just as I was about to die, I would wake up on the floor.

When I was 5,6, and 7 I had the same nightmare every once in a while. I was walking along this long corridor with no end in sight. Then, all of the sudden lights were flashing everywhere and I heard someone laughing. I turned around and saw a headless clown with an axe. I ran as far as I could and he would always catch me. Just as I was about to die, I would wake up on the floor.
I dont think the word nightmare has been used in this thread at all...and I think its about time it was! What a nightmare!!!!...something about clowns huh?

I didn't like those guys, I think I got this nightmare because I went to a circus when I was 5. I was freaked out by the clowns, but I loved riding the elephants

I didn't like those guys, I think I got this nightmare because I went to a circus when I was 5. I was freaked out by the clowns, but I loved riding the elephants
:eek: you got to ride on an elephant...isnt that illegal?

I used to have this recurring nightmare when I was younger of me losing my voice, while trying to call out for help and then suffering a panic attack in the dream because of it. Not a pleasant experience.

Recently, I've had one where I was being hunted by the Terminator, while trying to hike through mountains to refuge... again not pleasant.

Then there are the sex dreams....

:eek: you got to ride on an elephant...isnt that illegal?

no, I don't think so:confused:
even if it is now, it wasn't twelve years ago

When I was 5,6, and 7 I had the same nightmare every once in a while. I was walking along this long corridor with no end in sight. Then, all of the sudden lights were flashing everywhere and I heard someone laughing. I turned around and saw a headless clown with an axe. I ran as far as I could and he would always catch me. Just as I was about to die, I would wake up on the floor.

IF you stopped having that dream, you have passed the point where the Headless Clown can do anything to help you (with the axe ... you know). You have rejected the Headless Clown. No, that's not bad ... well, not necessarily bad. We will never know. Do headless clowns laugh ?

At about the same age, I had dreams of the bottomless hole. I would be in a normal landscape (it varied, sometimes it was even a hole in the ocean, and I was on a little boat), and just because it was there I would get closer and closer to the hole, until I fell in. Then I would fall, and fall, until I woke up. I never hit the bottom, because it was ... a hole?

EDIT: I am scared of holes. Analyse that!

Uh, nothing really. Dream sweet dreams, you all. :) :kindly, serious: :)

BURN IT DOWN

but poilitly of course, incidentaly, i had a dream where i set fire to my house
Ironically, my gradeschool had a fire twice when I was there. And senior year my highschool had a problem with some ass setting fire to the trashcans in the bathroom. We even had a student hero who put one of the fires out! I suppose it bodes well for Wisconsin that I nor no one i can recall from these schools is now attending there.

what do you mean women pwn men at everything else?

...

in school, errgh...
hmmm, how to rephrase this? Oh, the old adage:
Girls rule, boys drool.

Did I ever give the impression I wasn't in second grade anymore? lol

aww there there, have half a cookie for your troubles

*rubs back*
Oh thank you, so so much!

It turned out much better than I expected. No one yelled at me (I would've deserved it, seriously). An enormous relief. Thank god its all over.

Hmm, it was a mega hot night last night and I couldnt sleep very well, which I think is why I had the dream I did...

I dreamt that the space shuttle...discovery? had blown up...only it had blown up and there was this huge black plume of smoke consuming the sky, obviously getting closer and there was a mass panic and we had to find somewhere safe, people were breaking into banks and all hell was breaking loose...so we ended up in a war bunker?! in a friends back garden. Very wierd! my friends family own a pub...anyways after it had died down a little we moved back into the kitchen of the pub and more explosions started and we started eating all the food. And thats roughly it...

Just struck me as odd. I dream very often, and theyre always really vivid. I remember every details, sometimes to the extent that it feels like it happened for real.

And *hangs head* a lot of the time theyre pretty raunchy :p

So how about you guys? Any dreamers?
I've had lots. Several actually happened years later, after I'd long forgotten them. I only really have maybe two I'd be willing to share.
*rifles through files*

+1 is "one-upping?"
or "just one more?"
Educate my arthritic brain please.

I this very day visited my GP for a referral to a psychologist.
I know I'm a nutcase, but she took some convincing.
There's this checksheet thing.
Luckily I didn't need to do anything really weird, just follow some tangents into regions she clearly didn't have time for. Even so, the 15-minute appointment went double time.

Are u a professional fuck-up? We could exchange notes ... :)
Someone may've answered this, but I'm not gonna check, so it can be a +1.

+1 is a pointless post, used only to increase one's postcount. Your brain isn't arthritic, mine is young and nimble and only last night did I need someone to explain it to me.

No, I had to see academic counselors for school. I AM a bit of a nutcase though, and have thought on various occasions that I ought to see a professional about my incredible weirdness. At this point in time, tho, my weirdness seems harmless; if i feel that it isnt, tho, I may look to find out how insurance handles that.

Am I a professional fuck-up? hmmm. I try not to be. But I'm such a natural. I think I used to be, but I'm trying to quit. If only there were fuck-up rehabs.

i used to write all my dreams down right when I woke up but I realized soon after starting that writing 3-4 pages by hand while I'm still half asleep sucks :p

They are usually pretty good though ... real weird most of the time ...
I did that with several. But there was one really good one that I forgot before I got the chance to write it down.

- Sailing across a lake of milk in a bathtub. An old man came and made me lose my voice.

- I was God. I created lots of clones of myself to do my bidding, as well as other independent gods. The first godly act I remember doing was replacing some food on a table with different food. Unfortunately someone came and was a threat to my godliness for no apparent reason. The interface was The Elder Scrolls Oblivion: some people had crown markers denoting invincibility. This person didn't but I tried to kill her (by using the console command kill :p ) and it didn't work. Eventually I got stripped of my godly powers, I'm not sure why. Bah.

- I was on a sailing ship in a harbour (again an Oblivion-esque ship) and there were two small octopus creatures there. I set them on fire, sealed them in boxes and threw them into the sea. When I came out of the boat everyone was Santa Claus. I went to one of the Santa Clauses cooking fish on the dock and lifted up his hat, and an octopus thing was attached to it. I hit it and it disintegrated, and all the others disintegrated too. They looked like a cross between Futurama brain slugs and miniature Cthulhus.

My dreams are weird.

Join the club!

Whats a pariah???? Dont leave I'm confused lol! I think I get the general jist of that...you think we get on well and could learn a lot from each other. And your right, I'd much rather havea debate and be able to walk away from it without hating someone!
a social outcast.

God bless sr ave for teaching me that!

Most recent dream: I dreamt that I was in Paris, and there was a fire, so someone called 911 (is that even the emergency code in France??? Probably not). But someone had burnt their hand, and they'd only said there was a fire, so only fire trucks were coming, not ambulance. And this persons hand was hurt badly. I tried to get them to call 911 for an ambulance, but no one would. So I took someone's cell and in French said we needed help, someone had hurt their hand. I took three years of French, but the only thing I remember that could've applied in that sentence was the word for hand. But I swear, it was French in my dream, and in my dream I said it correctly (I don't remember what I actually said, just being astounded I could say it). Pretty bizarre, huh, dreaming in other languages. Other wierd/fun dreams to come.
I've dreamt in German before. And once in Latin and ancient Greek. And I don't speak the latter two.

Pariah = outcast. The ally no-one wants. I'm not googling it, I stand to be corrected. It could be something to do with disease.

Some people laugh at anything. It is my mission to make the sternest, the most arrogant laugh at themselves. Then I will laugh.

I lie. I like it. :fluffle: :fluffle:
Nope, ur right. Dictionary.com agrees: pa·ri·ah ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-r)
n.
A social outcast: “Shortly Tom came upon the juvenile pariah of the village, Huckleberry Finn, son of the town drunkard” (Mark Twain).
An Untouchable.


And because I have a freakish love of etymology:
Word History: The word pariah, which can be used for anyone who is a social outcast, independent of social position, recalls a much more rigid social system, which made only certain people pariahs. The caste system of India placed pariahs, also known as Untouchables, very low in society. The word pariah, which we have extended in meaning, came into English from Tamil paaiyar, the plural of paaiyan, the caste name, which literally means “(hereditary) drummer” and comes from the word paai, the name of a drum used at certain festivals. The word is first recorded in English in 1613. Its use in English and its extension in meaning probably owe much to the long period of British rule in India.

I've had some weird dreams. All my dreams are weird.

I had one where it was the first day of high school and people were throwing water on the freshman. I dodged a girl throwing water at me and ran across the street behind some building, then the dream changes and my parents are driving me to high school (on the first day) and then the high school is some type of evil lair.

Last night I had a dream where I had some very nasty callouses on my hand and they were very painful... and that I was Harry Potter. These callouses were beyond painful and I was running cold water on them and Dumbeldore was sitting next to me... and then we were in my parents' bathroom. The dream changes from Harry Potter to Degrassi, and I'm in this trailer with Marco, the gay guy on there. (I'm myself again). We're about to leave to go somewhere and these people come up and harass us. One guy tries to kidnap me but Marco stops him and I start crying, and while all that was going on some kid I know runs up to another person I know and they start kissing. I don't remember the end of this dream.

weird, huh?:eek:
Very cool! Weird, yes, but in the MOST complimentary sense.

Ok I'm going to lower the tone briefly here..

This is for the girls really...is it normal or common for girls to wake up from a really raunchy dream actually having an *whispers* (cant think of a ladylike toned down way to put it....so I wont) ORGASM! Because I swear to god I've done it a few times and it shocks the hell out of me! :rolleyes: (need that blushing one again)
Here you are: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif
:eek: I'm not a girl, but I started having those when I was 8.

Praise the gods!
I just did a few hours ago, and I'm too lazy to do it now.

I've dreamt in German before. And once in Latin and ancient Greek. And I don't speak the latter two.
Ancient Greek takes the proverbial cake!

I just did a few hours ago, and I'm too lazy to do it now.
Not even for the fact that P didn't die?! Shame on you!

P, I'll praise the gods that you didn't die (even if it was just in the dream). I prefer Ra and Thor. Hope that's okay with you!

I hardly ever remember dreams.. But a few weeks ago I did.

It was night, but I was at school. Naked. I was in my 'English' class, which was actually the computer room at school. Aswell as my normal school mates, one of my gfs friends was there. Anyway, I was just getting dressed, when we noticed a dwarve from another class (there's a grassy space between two of the school buildings) was trying to get out the window. He then ran along a little ledge and jumped off, trying to kill himself.

Pretty strange.

:D I meant in the dream not in REAL LIFE! Isn't there a thing...some people believe that if you die in a dream your brain thinks youve died so you actually die? Not sure I believe it, give me some hard proof! Not soft proof, hard proof! Gotta say I've never died in a dream though...so maybe there is some logic in it?
Oooh Neighbours is on...
There was a man stowing away on a train car once, and he moved back to the refrigerated car because it was at the back of the train, so the inspectors wouldn't find him by the time the train had to leave. He was there so long he the cold started getting to him, and as was dying, he started writing his final thoughts, his writing becoming more and more illegible. When they opened the car and found his corpse, the coroner examined his body and determined from the condition of his body that he must have frozen to death. Someone examined the handwriting and came to the same conclusion. But the car's cooling system was turned off, as the engineer pointed out. The man hadn't really frozen to death, but he believed he was freezing so thoroughly that it killed him.

imagine you and an army of smurfs.;) lol i have no idea what thats implying, exactly, but i think its pretty dirty.

have you seen Donny Darko? Theres a bit about smurfs: "smurfs are asexual! There's nothing under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

LOL. Thats a weird movie
At 1:30am i figured i was replying to New Peeland with my other comment, i dread to think what it was...
Hope i didn't offend you WC I C.
:(

I've dreamt about being a Commando or other respective unit in German, British, American, New Zealand in WWII killing the respective bad guys and blowing stuff up!
:) You want to be Action Man dont you!
Nah i want to be Sergent Steel( I think that was his name) He was a Kick Arse Comic Book Character!
He was Steel funnily enough and Uber strong.:)

imagine you and an army of smurfs.;) ...sounds kinda scary actually...wierdo :p
Not at all, imagine the classic Guillivers travels scene where Gulliver is restained by the Little People, just add you naked and Smurfs.
:)

There was a man stowing away on a train car once, and he moved back to the refrigerated car because it was at the back of the train, so the inspectors wouldn't find him by the time the train had to leave. He was there so long he the cold started getting to him, and as was dying, he started writing his final thoughts, his writing becoming more and more illegible. When they opened the car and found his corpse, the coroner examined his body and determined from the condition of his body that he must have frozen to death. Someone examined the handwriting and came to the same conclusion. But the car's cooling system was turned off, as the engineer pointed out. The man hadn't really frozen to death, but he believed he was freezing so thoroughly that it killed him.

Either that's a charlatan who has no business being a coroner, or the story is BS.
Got a source?

I haven't seen it but it is wrong.
There is that blonde smurfette funnily enooough called Smurfette! and the Orange haired girl.ahh, but (according to Donnie Darko, I never really followed the smurfs,) Smurfette isn't a real smurf, she was created by Gargamel (sp???) and sent in as a spy. But in Darko's words, the overwhelming goodness of smurf village made her good.

I dont remember an orange haired girl, but like i said, I didn't follow it religiously.
Well i'll have to watch Donnie Darko, just so i can dismiss it with more vigeur!
The Oranage haired girl appeared around the same time as Grampy Smurf and Wildboy Smurf and a boy Smurf i imagine they felt the need to freshen it up.

*Hugs you*

About 3 or 4 days actually :p
Nothing, n00blet.

I'M NOT A MEMBER ANYMORE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :p
Congrats, i hope you soon shake off that Sometime Deadly Rank become Deadly and come errr... come kill me?:confused:
Or summin.

About 3 or 4 days actually:p Nothing, n00blet.
:eek:
Thats mean.:p

the only thing comforting about P inevitable beating me to 1,000 is if she beats you, too.

Sorry, P, I think we hijacked your thread.
Did not! (http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1726/hijack5er.jpg)

Its not like it was intentional! About 100 day is not excessive!
You're right. It's lacking. :p

YAY hello *hugs*

Ok...

I had a dream about a badger once. It came running up the drive, it was an angry badger. I shut the front door and told my brother not to open the door because there was a big angry badger out there. But he did, stupid boy. So we ran upstairs, chased by the badger and shut ourselves in the playroom. The badger was trying to break the door down, so we called the Police LOL.

Interpret that...:p
Alcoholic/abusive father.

WC=Water Closet=Toilet

i think i shall call you Dub C, Dub C
I always thought it stood for World-Class, but that's probably just my delusions of a united world seeping into reality.

My pleasure: boys, particularly brothers, are like stupid and don't listen.

lol my lil sister locked all my siblings (theres 5 total, so 4, since she wasnt there,) and 2 neighbors in a neighbors basement by accident once. I bring this up cuz the basement WAS the playroom.
Yes, we don't!:p

you pretty good as an ontopic spammer. But at least, with me being male, i didnt need to actually sit down on the toilets. I can just point and piss ;)
And at night you aim with sonar, I bet.:D
http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/highfive.gif

So you're telling me...that even when I'm dreaming about peoples lives being endangered and being scared and hiding...I'm actually dreaming about sex. Big penises taking off!
Yes! And all the while, he's dreaming about sex with his mother.:eek:

Thank you!

And yes, that is one advantage to being male. Too bad women pwn men in (almost) everything else.

LOL once a boy was caught.....hmmm how to put this delicately?.....pleasuring himself in one of the stalls. How gross!
Not I. I had a contest of intellects with a girl in fifth grade. I so pwned her and her silly quasi-knowledge of myocardial infarctions.

Yep. Sex. And death.

We do in dreams what we don't dare to do awake.

Why, just last night I had this dream about little girls. I was trying to get through the women's clothing section of the department store, but there were all these little girls who wouldn't get out of the way. They all kept facing away from me, and I was terrified of pushing them aside because I didn't know them. Then I decided not to keep trying to get to the blokey part of the store (the sports and hardware bit), and just tried to stay where I was, but the little girls kept stepping backwards without looking, and they crowded all around me and rubbed their bottoms on my legs (like, on my knees and just above there.) I decided to wake up, because I really wasn't very comfortable in that dream.

Interpret that!
You're afraid of being a pedophile who favors little girls just like his mother.

Away in Irish College????
Yes. The College where they teach you all about being improperly Irish.*nods*

either did i...dont believe everything about the irish...we'll change just to mess with ya!:D
Oooo, I knew you were a tricksy one! *glares*

Rescind "Done posting here."
Reserve right to enter debate about Hamilay's dream. Ooh, yeah. Ham, you can dream.
EDIT: New Peeland, post some temporary email where Mstreeted can send you her Skype name or real email. Talk to each other in private. Mstreeted: you know what I mean. Women think they're subtle for noticing what men don't. But men manage not to notice what's waved in front of their faces. Go figure.
Two letters for such an arrangement: TG.

Ironically, my gradeschool had a fire twice when I was there. And senior year my highschool had a problem with some ass setting fire to the trashcans in the bathroom. We even had a student hero who put one of the fires out! I suppose it bodes well for Wisconsin that I nor no one i can recall from these schools is now attending there.
My old Physics teacher blew up the bathroom in fourth grade....

Well, I cant speak for Nobel over there, but check out my interpretation. Oh, to add to mine, badgers ought not be trusted, and there must be something wrong with University of Wisconsin, since their mascot is a badger

There is absolutely Nothing wrong with Bucky Badger, even though Madison is a damn liberal hippy town, I still love it. Even though my school proves to be better at basketball (sweet 16 2 years ago and 2nd round last year! not bad for a school no one has ever heard of unles you live around here :p )

Someone may've answered this, but I'm not gonna check, so it can be a +1.

+1 is a pointless post, used only to increase one's postcount. Your brain isn't arthritic, mine is young and nimble and only last night did I need someone to explain it to me.

No, I had to see academic counselors for school. I AM a bit of a nutcase though, and have thought on various occasions that I ought to see a professional about my incredible weirdness. At this point in time, tho, my weirdness seems harmless; if i feel that it isnt, tho, I may look to find out how insurance handles that.

Am I a professional fuck-up? hmmm. I try not to be. But I'm such a natural. I think I used to be, but I'm trying to quit. If only there were fuck-up rehabs.
+1

Ancient Greek takes the proverbial cake!
Thank you. *bows*

okay heres one ive had several times. im running up the stairs in a skyscraper and im being chased by g men. i get to the boss's room and i ask for help and he sprays that canned cheese in my eyes and says ha now youll never wake up. so i run to the roof, stopping by the kitchen to grab butter knives, and i get to the roof and throw them at the gmen, who turn into aliens and then i jump off.

Not even for the fact that P didn't die?! Shame on you!

P, I'll praise the gods that you didn't die (even if it was just in the dream). I prefer Ra and Thor. Hope that's okay with you!
Meh. People don't die all the time.....wait...that didn't come out quite right....

okay heres one ive had several times. im running up the stairs in a skyscraper and im being chased by g men. i get to the boss's room and i ask for help and he sprays that canned cheese in my eyes and says ha now youll never wake up. so i run to the roof, stopping by the kitchen to grab butter knives, and i get to the roof and throw them at the gmen, who turn into aliens and then i jump off.

Canned cheese?? Like, spray-on cheese?
1. I didn't know there was such a thing. Yuck.
2. I have absolutely no idea what that might mean.

okay heres one ive had several times. im running up the stairs in a skyscraper and im being chased by g men. i get to the boss's room and i ask for help and he sprays that canned cheese in my eyes and says ha now youll never wake up. so i run to the roof, stopping by the kitchen to grab butter knives, and i get to the roof and throw them at the gmen, who turn into aliens and then i jump off.
It means you're in the matrix Neo.

Not at all, imagine the classic Guillivers travels scene where Gulliver is restained by the Little People, just add you naked and Smurfs.
:)
I remember that. Kinda reminds me of a scene in Army of Darkness.

At 1:30am i figured i was replying to New Peeland with my other comment, i dread to think what it was...
Hope i didn't offend you WC I C.
:(
LOL, it takes MUCH more than that to offend me, my dear. Oh, and u can call me Dub C.

It was late for me, i mighta misread it or whatever. anywho, no worries. Have a cookie!

:eek:
Thats mean.:p
But true.

Not at all, imagine the classic Guillivers travels scene where Gulliver is restained by the Little People, just add you naked and Smurfs.
:)
see! I knew it was dirty! Oh, and i knew you were talking about P, I just butted in because 1) im a nosy busybody and 2) i need to raise my postcount

Well i'll have to watch Donnie Darko, just so i can dismiss it with more vigeur!
The Oranage haired girl appeared around the same time as Grampy Smurf and Wildboy Smurf and a boy Smurf i imagine they felt the need to freshen it up.

*Hugs you*
sweet! random hugs! (and boy, i needed it too.) *hugs back!* (PS, are u opposed to fluffles or do u just like writing *hugs* better? I'd fluffle, but i dont wanna offend, i know some ppl here are highly anti-fluffle)

I always thought it stood for World-Class, but that's probably just my delusions of a united world seeping into reality.
hah! thats a good meaning.

Yes! And all the while, he's dreaming about sex with his mother.:eek:
Friends: Would you rather sleep with your brother or with your father?
A. (a guy): I'd rather kill my father and sleep with my mother.
Friends:ermm....ok, oedipus

hah! thats a good meaning.
I thought so, too, but like I said, that's just me fantasizing....

Friends: Would you rather sleep with your brother or with your father?
A. (a guy): I'd rather kill my father and sleep with my mother.
Friends:ermm....ok, oedipus
Pffft! That's not how the story goes!:gundge:

Two letters for such an arrangement: TG.


.. why do I feel like people think I like women?

Give me a M

give me an A

give me an N

:D

I'll chat to NP.. I'm cool..I'm down with the 411

god I need coffee... and food...

*googles skype*

I used to keep a dream journal about 2 summers ago. After a couple of weeks I could remember every dream that I had during the night. They got so weird that I stopped.

.. why do I feel like people think I like women?

Give me a M

give me an A

give me an N

:D

I'll chat to NP.. I'm cool..I'm down with the 411

god I need coffee... and food...

*googles skype*
I don't think that. Just thought you might like to chat with someone. That's all.

I thought so, too, but like I said, that's just me fantasizing....
Did I ever give the impression I was world class?! That would be incredible. I'm not very classy, I'm afraid.

Did I ever give the impression I was world class?! That would be incredible. I'm not very classy, I'm afraid.

Actually, it's the "Imperial Court" bit that gives the impression of inbred royalty ;)

Pffft! That's not how the story goes!:gundge:
Don't gun smiley me! I don't gun smiley you, or anyone else for that matter.

That may not be how the story of Oedipus goes. The conversation, however, truly took place. My friend honestly said he'd rather kill his father and sleep with his mother.

I used to keep a dream journal about 2 summers ago. After a couple of weeks I could remember every dream that I had during the night. They got so weird that I stopped.
lol cool!

...

That may not be how the story of Oedipus goes. The conversation, however, truly took place. My friend honestly said he'd rather kill his father and sleep with his mother.

I don't find that particularly weird.
Rather have sex with my sister, though, if that was an option!

[EDIT OUT two lines.]

Actually, it's the "Imperial Court" bit that gives the impression of inbred royalty ;)
inbred? No way. "That shit is gross." I formed an Imperial Court with my 2 dearest friends back in the day, one insisted she was a princess. We called the other Lady. I finished out the trio as the Duchess. Actually, I am princess, by virtue that my dad used to call Mom "Princess" all the time. He once introduced her to a coworked, and the coworker said, "oh, you must be Princess!" But I wasnt gonna fight my friend for it. She makes a better princess than me anyway - she's more into shoes, etc.

Classy, royal, impressions i fear one gets purely from my name.

I don't find that particularly weird.
Rather have sex with my sister, though, if that was an option!

It would be nice if Fascist Dominion could take a little time off from the relentless quest for 9,000 posts and actually enlighten us as to how the story goes. Preferably in sentences and without getting personal.
he won't. At least, not tonight. I can tell you an abridged version. Except that its so damn late (quarter to 5 AM here) i might mistype something for confuse words, and then fall victim to more damn gun smileys. wish someone would take a gun smiley to the gun smileys!

Well, my dear nobel, keeping my eyes open at this point is actually physically painful. so, goodnight.

...

Classy, royal, impressions i fear one gets purely from my name.

I regret my name too. People can't help seeing "Noble" which really isn't me.
"Gross" is probably closer :p
I was only thinking of a nation when I chose it. I wanted to be a nation of penniless scholars for some reason.
Hey, I saw a thread by someone called "Free from" today, and couldn't help thinking that was a typo. Making a typo in your own name says a lot, huh?




princess!

Goodnight princess. Don't worry about the pea :p

the only thing comforting about P inevitable beating me to 1,000 is if she beats you, too.

Sorry, P, I think we hijacked your thread.
Beating?
Doesn't sound too bad.;)

Well i'll have to watch Donnie Darko, just so i can dismiss it with more vigeur!
The Oranage haired girl appeared around the same time as Grampy Smurf and Wildboy Smurf and a boy Smurf i imagine they felt the need to freshen it up.

*Hugs you*sweet! random hugs! (and boy, i needed it too.) *hugs back!* (PS, are u opposed to fluffles or do u just like writing *hugs* better? I'd fluffle, but i dont wanna offend, i know some ppl here are highly anti-fluffle)
No Dirty!!!
No Snoo Snoo!
[/Inside Joke];)

No Dirty!!!
No Snoo Snoo!
[/Inside Joke];)

oh just give her the fluffle

No Dirty!!!
No Snoo Snoo!
[/Inside Joke];)
Futurama!:fluffle:

There was a man stowing away on a train car once, and he moved back to the refrigerated car because it was at the back of the train, so the inspectors wouldn't find him by the time the train had to leave. He was there so long he the cold started getting to him, and as was dying, he started writing his final thoughts, his writing becoming more and more illegible. When they opened the car and found his corpse, the coroner examined his body and determined from the condition of his body that he must have frozen to death. Someone examined the handwriting and came to the same conclusion. But the car's cooling system was turned off, as the engineer pointed out. The man hadn't really frozen to death, but he believed he was freezing so thoroughly that it killed him.
Is that real...because I can believe that!

Then again I am particularly gullable!

Is that real...because I can believe that!

Then again I am particularly gullable!

psst.. your epidermis is showing.....

Pffft! That's not how the story goes!:gundge:

Okay peeps, Oedipus (brief rundown) got lost, ended up either being a bandit or thinking his father was a bandit, killed him, (not knowing it was his dad) went to the city were his mother was, solved the riddle of the sphinx, ended up as king, and married his mother (again, not knowing it was his mum) I think the gods got pissed off because only gods are allowed to have incest (I swear, you couldn't make this stuff up) and smote him.

Not at all, imagine the classic Guillivers travels scene where Gulliver is restained by the Little People, just add you naked and Smurfs.
:)
:eek: :eek: :eek: ! ... Still thinking your weird dear lol nakedness...I've only been here a few days! And already you undress me with your mind!

Is that real...because I can believe that!

Then again I am particularly gullable!

did you know that they now have ro paint the white cliffs of dover to keep them white? Its because of pollution or something

:eek: :eek: :eek: ! ... Still thinking your weird dear lol nakedness...I've only been here a few days! And already you undress me with your mind!

did we not tell you that this a naked forum?

did you know that they now have ro paint the white cliffs of dover to keep them white? Its because of pollution or something

Hey everybody, there's gullible whited out below this post.

Got ya!

:eek: :eek: :eek: ! ... Still thinking your weird dear lol nakedness...I've only been here a few days! And already you undress me with your mind!

everyone does it

Alcoholic/abusive father.
You know if I was a fuck up and that was the real situation I'd be real mad right now. Either that or you could have pushed me over the edge!

Thankfully it is not the situation but you should maybe consider not putting things like that to people you dont know!

*hugs*

psst.. your epidermis is showing.....
*tucks it away*

:p

did you know that they now have ro paint the white cliffs of dover to keep them white? Its because of pollution or something
Har har har!

Har har har!

im a riot, i know!

im a riot, i know!

*beats with riot stick; blasts with high powered hose*

*beats with riot stick; blasts with high powered hose*

thanks, i needed a shower!

At 1:30am i figured i was replying to New Peeland with my other comment, i dread to think what it was...

Hope i didn't offend you WC I C
:( LOL, it takes MUCH more than that to offend me, my dear. Oh, and u can call me Dub C.

It was late for me, i mighta misread it or whatever. anywho, no worries. Have a cookie!
Where do you live?

New Peeland!
:fluffle:

No Dirty!!!
No Snoo Snoo!
Inside Joke;) Futurama!:fluffle:
:fluffle:
Yeah but someone else knows about last night.
:fluffle:

Futurama!:fluffle:
Indeed.:)

:eek: :eek: :eek: ! ... Still thinking your weird dear lol nakedness...I've only been here a few days! And already you undress me with your mind!
It is your fault for being teh sexy!
:fluffle:

Are you hitting me on HARLEY :p you've fluffled me in every post so far today :D not that I'm complaining

Meh. People don't die all the time.....wait...that didn't come out quite right....
yes, but thats people. This is our very own P!
*sigh*
I'll just praise Ra on my own.

I regret my name too. People can't help seeing "Noble" which really isn't me.
"Gross" is probably closer :p
I was only thinking of a nation when I chose it. I wanted to be a nation of penniless scholars for some reason.
Hey, I saw a thread by someone called "Free from" today, and couldn't help thinking that was a typo. Making a typo in your own name says a lot, huh?



princess!
I thought Nobel.

And he wasnt penniless. He was incredibly wealth, and left his estate to found the Nobel prizes, because he didn't want to be remembered for discovering dynamite, which was used to kill to so many people.

Maybe it wasnt a typo? But it would be a damn shame!

*blushes* No one's called me princess in soooo long

Beating?
Doesn't sound too bad.;)
lol! Man. (since man=perv)

oh just give her the fluffle
he doesnt have to if he doesnt want to.

I'd hate to commit fluffle molestation!

lol! Man. (since man=perv)

prove it

(I swear, you couldn't make this stuff up) and smote him.
Someone did

he doesnt have to if he doesnt want to.

I'd hate to commit fluffle molestation!

well if he wont, i will :fluffle:

everyone does it
And everyone knows as long as someone else does "it", its okay.

Someone did

WTF! You insultors my believes!!!!!!!shiftpluseleven:upyours: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :headbang: :gundge: :mad: :upyours:

I reports you to t3h mods now.

im a riot, i know!
*riots*
No, that ^ is a riot.

thanks, i needed a shower!
lol ewww

And everyone knows as long as someone else does "it", its okay.

*nods*

lol ewww

;)

Where do you live?
In West Philadelphia, born and raise
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
chillin out, relaxin, acting all cool
and shootin some bball outside of school
When a coupla guys they were up to no good
Started making trouble in the neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she sayed your movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

Philly. I know the rest of the theme, for the record. it was just getting long.

I love Will Smith.