Nobody expects Syria...
The Syrian embassy said it was offering "safe haven" to Americans and other citizens wishing to flee Lebanon, where nearly 200 civilians have been killed during a massive Israeli military bombardment.
Hah...wow...
Too bad that, if they do go, they will need to flee again after we attack them.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/17/060717192623.xnq334rc.html
BLARGistania
17-07-2006, 22:37
Did he forget Syria too?
Montacanos
17-07-2006, 22:39
Too bad that, if they do go, they will need to flee again after we attack them.
Attack Syria? cmon, Bush isnt foolish enough to attack someone Iran has vowed to defend!
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...oh crap.
The Nuke Testgrounds
17-07-2006, 22:40
Hah...wow...
Too bad that, if they do go, they will need to flee again after we attack them.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/17/060717192623.xnq334rc.html
Well, you have to admit, it's a good move. They gain some international reputation, get some pro-humanity bonus points from the UN and get to flame Israel in the process.
Well, you have to admit, it's a good move. They gain some international reputation, get some pro-humanity bonus points from the UN and get to flame Israel in the process.
Oh its a great move. It puts pressure on the nations who wish to attack them, especially since the refugees are from said nations.
The Nuke Testgrounds
17-07-2006, 22:44
Oh its a great move. It puts pressure on the nations who wish to attack them, especially since the refugees are from said nations.
Exactly.
Considering politics, they could've done far worse.
Farnhamia
17-07-2006, 22:45
Nobody expects ... no, can't do it.
Well, you have to admit, it's a good move. They gain some international reputation, get some pro-humanity bonus points from the UN and get to flame Israel in the process.
If Syria plays its cards right, they stand to gain quite a lot. The Bush Administration's policy has been to isolate them but if they can come out of this looking like the advocates of peace in the region, the Syrians will have a new role and an important one.
Anarchic Christians
17-07-2006, 22:47
Nobody expects ... no, can't do it.
Good, because I might have had to kill you horribly. Nothing personal but you know how it is...
Agreed with the rest of your post though.
The Supreme Galaxy
17-07-2006, 23:24
Nobody expects ... no, can't do it.
Were you going to say the Spanish Inquisition? Because I know that's what I'm thinking. :D
Neo Undelia
17-07-2006, 23:27
Now, if those Americans are somehow wiped out by an Israeli missile, watch the neocons blame the Syrians.
Kroisistan
17-07-2006, 23:43
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
I'm sorry I had to. I'll go sit in a corner now.
Eutrusca
17-07-2006, 23:45
Hah...wow...
Too bad that, if they do go, they will need to flee again after we attack them.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/17/060717192623.xnq334rc.html
Kinda like no one expects the Spanish Inquistion ... and there are some similarities! :D
Eutrusca
17-07-2006, 23:46
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
I'm sorry I had to. I'll go sit in a corner now.
[ high fives! ] :D
Kroisistan
17-07-2006, 23:52
[ high fives! ] :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A&search=spanish%20inquisition
:D
Tomzilla
17-07-2006, 23:53
Wow, impressive and surprising move by the Syrians. This is going to do a lot of good PR for them.
Anarchic Christians
17-07-2006, 23:53
*puts Kroisistan and Eutrusca on the list of people who have Horrible Vengeance coming to them*
;)
Kroisistan
17-07-2006, 23:56
*puts Kroisistan and Eutrusca on the list of people who have Horrible Vengeance coming to them*
;)
Don't make me fetch the Comfy Chair.
Free Mercantile States
18-07-2006, 00:32
That is the most deeply ironic title for any thread ever. It's utterly beautiful. [applause]
Anarchic Christians
18-07-2006, 00:33
Don't make me fetch the Comfy Chair.
*pokes Kroisistan with a cushion*
Sedation Ministry
18-07-2006, 01:07
Hah...wow...
Too bad that, if they do go, they will need to flee again after we attack them.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/17/060717192623.xnq334rc.html
If he's anything like Saddam, he'll need some American hostages.
Sedation Ministry
18-07-2006, 01:12
oh, and
NOBODY expects the American Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to Bush.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
Anarchic Christians
18-07-2006, 01:23
oh, and
NOBODY expects the American Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to Bush.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
That's just sad...
OK so I can do it too. It's still sad...
I'm sad...
:p