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no really he is. I have proof.


now it is safe to say that he IS in everything. all hail your new god!

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SAMUEL L. JACKSON VOICES GOD

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jackson%20voices%20god_1002655


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Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God. A source tells British newspaper The Daily Telegraph, "Samuel's just finished recording a CD set of the New Testament. The recording is due to be released in September (06), with a box set of the Old Testament to follow next year (07). "Scores of other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel was deemed to be the perfect person to play God."
16/07/2006 23:41

Alanis Morisette is..haven't you seen Dogma?

right on! god is black!

snakes on the plane!!!

right on! god is black!


and theres finally proof.

We should ask him why he lets bad things happen to good people.

Alanis Morisette is..haven't you seen Dogma?

she rocked that scene

snakes on the plane!!!

The one film of his I'll never see... :(

Ezekiel 25:17, bitches.

Yes I liked the whole God is a woman! It makes sense cos everything else in nature that makes stuff is female!

The one film of his I'll never see... :(

why not? didnt you sit through deep blue sea?

why not? didnt you sit through deep blue sea?

I can't even look at snakes, not even CG ones.

I can't even look at snakes, not even CG ones.

i need to see this movie. i dont know why, i just need to laugh that hard for 90 minutes.

i need to see this movie. i dont know why, i just need to laugh that hard for 90 minutes.

I wouldn't laugh. I'd be too busy cowering in the corner of the theater, screaming and wetting myself.

I wouldn't laugh. I'd be too busy cowering in the corner of the theater, screaming and wetting myself.

aww poor Cluich, dont worry, well tell you how funny it was

"Let There Be Light, Motherfucker!"

I wouldn't laugh. I'd be too busy cowering in the corner of the theater, screaming and wetting myself.


cluich dont let the horrible CGI get you down.

Ezekiel 25:17, bitches.
Hah. I have a vision of James Earl Jones doing God as Vader.

Hah. I have a vision of James Earl Jones doing God as Vader.

"Jesus...I am your father!"

Hah. I have a vision of James Earl Jones doing God as Vader.

no he's the jesus! :p

"what is it? my master...."

he was too humble to be god. sam jackson is humble to no one.....

no he's the jesus! :p

"what is it? my master...."

he was too humble to be god. sam jackson is humble to no one.....
But he's too baddass to be jesus...

No time for 'love thy neighbour' when there's rebel scum to massacre.
Bitches.

But he's too baddass to be jesus...

No time for 'love thy neighbour' when there's rebel scum to massacre.
Bitches.


wait isn't jesus god? if thats the case then vader=samuel l jackson ! :eek::p

she rocked that scene


definitely put a great end to that movie.

We should ask him why he lets bad things happen to good people.

So that people can walk the Earth, and have adventures, like Cain in Kung-fu.


Silly person. :P