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Just for a bit of fun...lets see how posh you guys are...

Just to start off the whole thing, I'd like you all to know that I...am 19% posh, which actually quite offended me. 19%!! That means I'm 81% UNPOSH!!

Pssh...*had a higher opinion of ones self!*

I've been likened to Vicky Pollard for christ sake! 'bovvered'...uh yes..actually I am...

So heres the link...

http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/tofftest/

:p

And heres one for both sexes I think...how rude of me...

http://www.itcanwait.com/content/view/23/1/

female website by any chance?

Average Jo
You are 20 % toff

Draughty castles and family crests really aren’t your thing, you’re not ever likely to be in the running for the future Mrs Prince Wills and you’re not too hot on the rules of Polo either, which, quite frankly, doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Who wants blue blood anyway?

female website by any chance?
Never been on the site before in my life...I just searched for a posh test and that one looked the best! Don't let the girly site put you off dear!

The only yes I answered was on "do you know some latin?"

Of course, then again, I'm a guy from the US.

You are 8 % toff

Wicked.

Average Jo
You are 20 % toff

Draughty castles and family crests really aren’t your thing, you’re not ever likely to be in the running for the future Mrs Prince Wills and you’re not too hot on the rules of Polo either, which, quite frankly, doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Who wants blue blood anyway?
ah I see the girly thing...ok maybe I should find another! But 20%! I bet everyones gonna be posher than me lol

The only yes I answered was on "do you know some latin?"
:eek: you dont know how to use a beday? (sp?)

12%. But then again, I'm male. :p

Posh Penelope
You are 55 % toff

You are a fully fledged member of the pink pashmina brigade, you made some great chums at boarding school, are a stickler for etiquette, posture and the Queen’s English and are quite partial to the odd tea at the Ritz. Though whilst that’s all very well isn’t it about time you let your hair down for a change – alice band and all.

Only 55% Oh what will Mumsie say?!

P.S I was only in boarding school for a few weeks on a program...thou I did go to private school! Collars Up girlies ;)

12%. But then again, I'm male. :p

huh, huh, huh (posh laughter) im 8% posher then you and dont even know any latin

Average Jo
You are 28 % toff

Draughty castles and family crests really aren’t your thing, you’re not ever likely to be in the running for the future Mrs Prince Wills and you’re not too hot on the rules of Polo either, which, quite frankly, doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Who wants blue blood anyway?


:D

:eek: you dont know how to use a beday? (sp?)
I probably do, I just would rather not think about it.

The only yes I answered was on "do you know some latin?"

Of course, then again, I'm a guy from the US.
I answered yes to that even though I only know actus reus and mens rea.

Also, is takeaway the same as take-out?

Yip take away take out same thing

Posh Penelope
You are 55 % toff

You are a fully fledged member of the pink pashmina brigade, you made some great chums at boarding school, are a stickler for etiquette, posture and the Queen’s English and are quite partial to the odd tea at the Ritz. Though whilst that’s all very well isn’t it about time you let your hair down for a change – alice band and all.

Only 55% Oh what will Mumsie say?!

P.S I was only in boarding school for a few weeks on a program...thou I did go to private school! Collars Up girlies ;)
LOL impressive. :D You shouldnt be mixing with inbreds like us then LOL

I answered yes to that even though I only know actus reus and mens rea.

Also, is takeaway the same as take-out?

indeed it is

12%. But then again, I'm male. :p
Ha, I'm 4% more male than you!

Average Jo
You are 32 % toff

Draughty castles and family crests really aren’t your thing, you’re not ever likely to be in the running for the future Mrs Prince Wills and you’re not too hot on the rules of Polo either, which, quite frankly, doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Who wants blue blood anyway?


Being male and living in Australia probably counted against me a bit there :p I'm still more toffy than most of you chaps, what what. Jolly poor show there.

How nice. 60%.

"You are a fully fledged member of the pink pashmina brigade"

Good for me ... and I'm male. :p

Average Jo - 35%


I'mnotsoaverage*sulks*

indeed it is
Good, that is what I assumed. But besides chinese, doesn't all takeaway get eaten from the box?

Only 35%. Disappointing, really.

Probably 'cause I'm not English ;)

Good, that is what I assumed. But besides chinese, doesn't all takeaway get eaten from the box?

not if you put it on a plate, were posh like that;)

Only 35%. Disappointing, really.

Probably 'cause I'm not English ;)

I am, and thats all I got

My pinky finger has a tendancy to creep up when i drink tea.. but i dont know i'm doing it

Only 35%. Disappointing, really.

Probably 'cause I'm not English ;)

I am, and thats all I got

My pinky finger has a tendancy to creep up when i drink tea.. but i dont know i'm doing it

How nice. 60%.

"You are a fully fledged member of the pink pashmina brigade"

Good for me ... and I'm male. :pWhat are you guys answering yes too lol!!!!
*wants to change score :p*

Neat ... so far, I - the hairy Texan American Metrosexual Male - am the most posh of the bunch. :p I didn't even cheat!

You are 28 % toff


Draughty castles and family crests really aren’t your thing, you’re not ever likely to be in the running for the future Mrs Prince Wills and you’re not too hot on the rules of Polo either, which, quite frankly, doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Who wants blue blood anyway?

Apparently I scored that high because...

I drink tea with a cup and saucer
I own a tiara (yeah, they let you keep it when you win prom queen)
I go to dinner parties
I have a friend named Beatrice (she's 82)
I have eaten a meal with more than 3 courses (hubby took me out to a 6 course dinner for our anniversary one year)
I know how to play croquette
and I know some latin
:rolleyes:

I am, and thats all I got

My pinky finger has a tendancy to creep up when i drink tea.. but i dont know i'm doing it
HA HA aw bless you!

Can't believe I'm 19%

What are you guys answering yes too lol!!!!
*wants to change score :p*

I answered everything honestly. I do, in fact, own a tiara. I never went to boarding school, but I do use a cup and saucer for tea.

I believe in a certain amount of grooming and decorum. So there. :p

I also own and use a bidet. Paper is for barbarians.

I answered everything honestly. I do, in fact, own a tiara. I never went to boarding school, but I do use a cup and saucer for tea.

I believe in a certain amount of grooming and decorum. So there. :p

I also own and use a bidet. Paper is for barbarians.
You own a tiara????

Neat ... so far, I - the hairy Texan American Metrosexual Male - am the most posh of the bunch. :p I didn't even cheat!
I am tied for least posh, I think.

Wait, that's a lil too posh for me.

Eyes be tied fo most less posh of all yall.

You own a tiara????

Who doesn't?

LOL impressive. :D You shouldnt be mixing with inbreds like us then LOL
Lol! Yes well I am no longer as Posh as I once used to be. I went to college and had to mix with all sorts!!!!!! Only kidding. I'm actually not a snob my parents just believed in good education.

25%...I'm that posh? Wow, I was expecting 10 or something....:p

I answered everything honestly. I do, in fact, own a tiara. I never went to boarding school, but I do use a cup and saucer for tea.

I believe in a certain amount of grooming and decorum. So there. :p

I also own and use a bidet. Paper is for barbarians.
WTF is a bidet?

I am tied for least posh, I think.

Wait, that's a lil too posh for me.

Eyes be tied fo most less posh of all yall.
What did you get?

I am, and thats all I got

My pinky finger has a tendancy to creep up when i drink tea.. but i dont know i'm doing it

Hehe, I was a bording school/ did Latin type of girl :p

I answered everything honestly. I do, in fact, own a tiara. I never went to boarding school, but I do use a cup and saucer for tea.

I believe in a certain amount of grooming and decorum. So there. :p

I also own and use a bidet. Paper is for barbarians.

you seem like an expert on such things... How do you use a bidet?

WTF is a bidet?
It's a butt sink.

Who doesn't?
I DONT!!! Can I borrow yours? I'll wear it down the pub later LOL

WTF is a bidet?
Its a bum washer! If you have seen crocodile dundee he tries to wash his foot in and then realises what it is for.

It's a butt sink.
LMFAO my god I've not laughed like that since the last time I laughed like that. Genius!

What did you get?
8. IIRC, nobody has posted lower. Then again, I forget easily.

It's a butt sink.
Kinky. Does it do vaginas too?

you seem like an expert on such things... How do you use a bidet?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet#Usage

Educate one's self!

http://www.biobidet.com/BB-i3000_Premium_bidet.htm

Then go buy one.

8. IIRC, nobody has posted lower. Then again, I forget easily.
Ok yeah, thats 11% lower than me and I thought that was bad!

I answered everything honestly. I do, in fact, own a tiara. I never went to boarding school, but I do use a cup and saucer for tea.

I believe in a certain amount of grooming and decorum. So there. :p

I also own and use a bidet. Paper is for barbarians.
You truly fascinate me...I've never met a guy who would openly say he owns a tiara.:)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet#Usage

Educate one's self!

http://www.biobidet.com/BB-i3000_Premium_bidet.htm

Then go buy one.
You, are a funny guy :D

Vicky Pollard
You are 8 % toff

Have to try harder!

Kinky. Does it do vaginas too?
Don't know; never actually seen or used one.

I DONT!!! Can I borrow yours? I'll wear it down the pub later LOL

Oh that's horrible! You poor dear. I shall send you one straight away.

Vicky Pollard
You are 8 % toff

Have to try harder!
Ya but no like but ya but no

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet#Usage

Educate one's self!

http://www.biobidet.com/BB-i3000_Premium_bidet.htm

Then go buy one.

im not so sure about buying, but this sentece made me laugh

Users who are unfamiliar with bidets often confuse a bidet with a urinal, toilet, or even a drinking fountain

You truly fascinate me...I've never met a guy who would openly say he owns a tiara.:)

I couldn't imagine a world where one can't occasionally be a princess.

Oh that's horrible! You poor dear. I shall send you one straight away.
Thanks :D

I didnt realise Bidet's had heated seats....something about that isnt right!

Don't know; never actually seen or used one.
Keruvalia should know.

im not so sure about buying, but this sentece made me laugh
LMFAO, youd be hard pushed to mistake a bidet for a drinking fountain. The seat is big enough for your rear and you'd have to get on your knees to drink from it LOL:headbang:

I couldn't imagine a world where one can't occasionally be a princess.
I haven't been a princess since I was a cheerleader...lol, I still have the fake tiara for memory's sake.

Thanks :D

Ah you think I kid. TG me an address. :p

I didnt realise Bidet's had heated seats....something about that isnt right!

Ever sat on cold porcelain in the morning? *shudder*

I am 27% posh!

Its a bum washer! If you have seen crocodile dundee he tries to wash his foot in and then realises what it is for.
I honestly thought they were for feet. And my grandparents had one!

I honestly thought they were for feet. And my grandparents had one!


Ya I think they are a little gross and would serve a better purpose for feet!

And I'm 10% Posh.

Ah you think I kid. TG me an address. :p



Ever sat on cold porcelain in the morning? *shudder*
Yes, and it wakes me up a treat, I dont want a heated up bum!

I just did the second link one I put up after I realised the quiz was a bit girly orientated...and i'm only 1% posher. Not impressed. Now it's definite. I'm rough LOL

Vicky Pollard
You are 12 % toff


As far as you’re concerned, what the point in being posh if you’re going to leave the meat out of your sandwiches and bestow ridiculously unkind names like Tarquin upon your offspring. You couldn’t be less bothered about fancy airs and graces if you tried- there are far more important things in life.

Ya I think they are a little gross and would serve a better purpose for feet!

Cleanliness is essential. If you were to wash your hair, would you just rub it with a dry cloth? I think not!

Cleanliness is essential. If you were to wash your hair, would you just rub it with a dry cloth? I think not!
So do you use it morning and night, or do you use it everytime you go to the toilet? And if so...what happens when you're out in public? And you need the toilet? Do you feel dirty?

Cleanliness is essential. If you were to wash your hair, would you just rub it with a dry cloth? I think not!


Of course it is, (btw I think I was more posh than you:p ). Why would you rub your hair with a dry cloth. Your hair isn't wet. Most people have showers to 'top up' the cleanliness achieved by using tissue. You should try it some time its quite fun really !!!!!!!!!!

I just did the second link one I put up after I realised the quiz was a bit girly orientated...and i'm only 1% posher. Not impressed. Now it's definite. I'm rough LOL

Aha! On the 2nd one, I am 83% posh. Now that's something.

Cleanliness is essential. If you were to wash your hair, would you just rub it with a dry cloth? I think not!
Well what do you do Mr Poshy Pants?

So do you use it morning and night, or do you use it everytime you go to the toilet? And if so...what happens when you're out in public? And you need the toilet? Do you feel dirty?

My dear, I don't use public toilets.

So do you use it morning and night, or do you use it everytime you go to the toilet? And if so...what happens when you're out in public? And you need the toilet? Do you feel dirty?
My grandma used to have one (which is weird in Oklahoma) and she used it everytime she went to the restroom, she didn't go in public, it's dirty there anyway, and without her bidet, she said it was "barbarian"

Yes, and it wakes me up a treat, I dont want a heated up bum!

I just did the second link one I put up after I realised the quiz was a bit girly orientated...and i'm only 1% posher. Not impressed. Now it's definite. I'm rough LOL

:eek: ive jummped up from 20% to 40% Poshness

damn you Keruvalia for telling me what a bidet was for *shakes fist*

Vicky Pollard
You are 12 % toff


As far as you’re concerned, what the point in being posh if you’re going to leave the meat out of your sandwiches and bestow ridiculously unkind names like Tarquin upon your offspring. You couldn’t be less bothered about fancy airs and graces if you tried- there are far more important things in life.
I dont agree with our ratings...personally I wouldnt swap my baby for a westlife cd...I would settle for nothing less than the backstreet boys!

Of course it is, (btw I think I was more posh than you:p ). Why would you rub your hair with a dry cloth. Your hair isn't wet. Most people have showers to 'top up' the cleanliness achieved by using tissue. You should try it some time its quite fun really !!!!!!!!!!

An entire shower just for moving my bowels? I believe in cleanliness, but I'm not obsessive-compulsive about it. A bidet has that specific purpose and I guarantee you my underwear has never known a "hershey stain".

LMFAO, youd be hard pushed to mistake a bidet for a drinking fountain. The seat is big enough for your rear and you'd have to get on your knees to drink from it LOL:headbang:

Why do I suddenly get this image of people emulating Fido?

My grandma used to have one (which is weird in Oklahoma) and she used it everytime she went to the restroom, she didn't go in public, it's dirty there anyway, and without her bidet, she said it was "barbarian"
Are you sure Keruvalia isnt your grandma? Thats just bizarre. Holding it in isnt possible for long periods of time, why be uncomfortable! And washing ones arse everytime one goes to the toilet must take up a good half hour of the day in total. Thats half an hour I could be doing something constructive!

An entire shower just for moving my bowels? I believe in cleanliness, but I'm not obsessive-compulsive about it. A bidet has that specific purpose and I guarantee you my underwear has never known a "hershey stain".
Just going off topic briefly, I was in America for a holiday about 2 years ago now, and had some Hershey Chocolate and its nasty! Why don't you guys have cadbury!

LOL, women in my experience learn to "hover" when in public toilets-- at least half the time.

I agree with Keruvalia. Public toilets -- ugh.

according to the second test I jumped from 28% to 80% what's up with that? I am female, it shouldn't be that big of a difference.....

I don't think my knowledge of riding a horse should count, I used to ride in the rodeo..........barrel races are not proper.

I don't think my mantle peice count's either.

I do have a study in my house though........

wtf? this just irks me, I am not who I thought I was :(

Just going off topic briefly, I was in America for a holiday about 2 years ago now, and had some Hershey Chocolate and its nasty! Why don't you guys have cadbury!
We do have Cadbury. It taste like Hershey. We like to put something besides sugar in our chocolate. We're prone enough to diabetes and obesety as it is, no need to make it worse.

Are you sure Keruvalia isnt your grandma? Thats just bizarre. Holding it in isnt possible for long periods of time, why be uncomfortable! And washing ones arse everytime one goes to the toilet must take up a good half hour of the day in total. Thats half an hour I could be doing something constructive!
other than the fact that she's dead? I don't know. LOL

the girls and I don't use public toilets unless absolutely neccesary and when we do, we know where the "clean" ones are.

according to the second test I jumped from 28% to 80% what's up with that? I am female, it shouldn't be that big of a difference.....

I don't think my knowledge of riding a horse should count, I used to ride in the rodeo..........barrel races are not proper.

I don't think my mantle peice count's either.

I do have a study in my house though........

wtf? this just irks me, I am not who I thought I was :(
Nah, the test is just rubbish.

according to the second test I jumped from 28% to 80% what's up with that? I am female, it shouldn't be that big of a difference.....

I don't think my knowledge of riding a horse should count, I used to ride in the rodeo..........barrel races are not proper.

I don't think my mantle peice count's either.

I do have a study in my house though........

wtf? this just irks me, I am not who I thought I was :(
I think it is because the test is British and tehy do not have things like the rodeo or sanity.

other than the fact that she's dead? I don't know. LOL

the girls and I don't use public toilets unless absolutely neccesary and when we do, we know where the "clean" ones are.
Oh god maybe I am common then :confused: If I need the loo, I go to the loo! Obviously not straight away, but I wouldnt think twice about using a public lavatory unless there were needles or crap all over the floor. I have some standards!

I think it is because the test is British and tehy do not have things like the rodeo or sanity.
yeah. ;)

I mean technically I can ride a horse, I mean but not the way I think they think.... or whatever.

Oh god maybe I am common then :confused: If I need the loo, I go to the loo! Obviously not straight away, but I wouldnt think twice about using a public lavatory unless there were needles or crap all over the floor. I have some standards!
I call bullshit.

Nah, the test is just rubbish.
Aw it's only meant as a bit of a laugh! :)

yeah. ;)

I mean technically I can ride a horse, I mean but not the way I think they think.... or whatever.
Besides, they way they mean it, doesn't take much skill. If you got a good horse you can just sit their lifelessly.

Why don't you guys have cadbury!

We do. All over the place.

We do. All over the place.
I must've been looking in the wrong places! I just remember thinking Hershey didnt taste all that nice!

Aw it's only meant as a bit of a laugh! :)
And laugh I did! Just saying that these tests bear no real relationship to reality. :)

Oh god maybe I am common then :confused: If I need the loo, I go to the loo! Obviously not straight away, but I wouldnt think twice about using a public lavatory unless there were needles or crap all over the floor. I have some standards!
we don't use obviously dirty ones, mostly we seek out (if need be) churches, doctors offices, and restruants, they usually have the cleanest restrooms, never fast food restraunts, stores, or gas stations, that's just gross.

We are what my husband likes to call "girly girls" though, we have formal dinner every meal (at the table with "real dishes") we have tea in the afternoon (and yeah we dress up for it, for fun)

ect.

most of it's not that I was raised that way, I was raised in the house with blankets for curtians, eating microwave dinners in front of the TV, it's like my grandma's house was magic, we dressed for dinner, we ate dinner on the "nice china" and all that fun stuff, the girls go with it, and I like it, so really it's my husband who suffers LOL

And laugh I did! Just saying that these tests bear no real relationship to reality. :)
No I agree :D If you guys met me, you'd think I was posh. Some words come out of my mouth in a rather posh fashion.

we don't use obviously dirty ones, mostly we seek out (if need be) churches, doctors offices, and restruants, they usually have the cleanest restrooms, never fast food restraunts, stores, or gas stations, that's just gross.

We are what my husband likes to call "girly girls" though, we have formal dinner every meal (at the table with "real dishes") we have tea in the afternoon (and yeah we dress up for it, for fun)

ect.

most of it's not that I was raised that way, I was raised in the house with blankets for curtians, eating microwave dinners in front of the TV, it's like my grandma's house was magic, we dressed for dinner, we ate dinner on the "nice china" and all that fun stuff, the girls go with it, and I like it, so really it's my husband who suffers LOL
Aw thats awesome though. It is nice to make an effort.

Holding it in isnt possible for long periods of time, why be uncomfortable!

You'd be surprised how uncomfortable one is willing to make themselves when they need to be. I simply do not use them. Even on long road trips, I find the nicer hotels and restaurants because I know they have bidet and attendents.

And washing ones arse everytime one goes to the toilet must take up a good half hour of the day in total.

Half an hour?! You were clean 28 minutes ago ... now you're just on vacation! Unless you excrete 30 times a day, that is.

I must've been looking in the wrong places! I just remember thinking Hershey didnt taste all that nice!

It's just one of those things, I suppose. Whatever you're used to. I prefer Ghirardelli or Godiva, myself.

You'd be surprised how uncomfortable one is willing to make themselves when they need to be. I simply do not use them. Even on long road trips, I find the nicer hotels and restaurants because I know they have bidet and attendents.
You need attendants now?

Hell, what happend to going in a bush or behind a bus stop?

You need attendants now?

Hell, what happend to going in a bush or behind a bus stop?
THANK YOU!! Although I dont personally go that far!

And ok, maybe 30 minutes is a slight exaggeration :p

Hell, what happend to going in a bush or behind a bus stop?

To each their own. *shrug*

THANK YOU!! Although I dont personally go that far!

And ok, maybe 30 minutes is a slight exaggeration :p
Only if I'm walking. If drunk, I'll do without the bush too.

An entire shower just for moving my bowels? I believe in cleanliness, but I'm not obsessive-compulsive about it. A bidet has that specific purpose and I guarantee you my underwear has never known a "hershey stain".
Now you smear chocolate on your underwear? You need help a bidet won't help that :)

It's just one of those things, I suppose. Whatever you're used to. I prefer Ghirardelli or Godiva, myself.
Ghirardelli, ah, that's real chocolate, so perfect.....

50% posh.

Fair enough.

Now you smear chocolate on your underwear? You need help a bidet won't help that :)

My bidet squirts chocolate. :p

My bidet squirts chocolate. :p
Now I want one of them!:eek:

My bidet squirts chocolate. :p

....how would you know if your butt was clean then?

My bidet squirts chocolate. :p


You sure its chocolate!

So thats how she gets herseys stains on her underwear!

....how would you know if your butt was clean then?
Taste testing:)

My bidet squirts chocolate. :p

Cocoa chocolate or ass chocolate?

Taste testing:)
:D Would you do this yourself? Or do you have a taster! Its a pretty extreme way of going about it!

For a posh thread we've certainly managed to lower the tone!

For a posh thread we've certainly managed to lower the tone!
Says the poster named PEEland

Okie ... this is getting strange ...

A "hershey stain" is the product of an improperly cleansed anal area leaving remnants on one's underwear. Other slang used: "streak marks", "skid marks", and "doo-doo butter".

Because I use a bidet, this never happens to me.

Just for a bit of fun...lets see how posh you guys are...

Just to start off the whole thing, I'd like you all to know that I...am 19% posh, which actually quite offended me. 19%!! That means I'm 81% UNPOSH!!

Pssh...*had a higher opinion of ones self!*

I've been likened to Vicky Pollard for christ sake! 'bovvered'...uh yes..actually I am...

So heres the link...

http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/tofftest/

:p

And heres one for both sexes I think...how rude of me...

http://www.itcanwait.com/content/view/23/1/
"Posh?" WTF, over? :confused:

Says the poster named PEEland
ok ok point taken :p

For a posh thread we've certainly managed to lower the tone!

Well, it was either that or a shapechange in to another Israel-Lebanon thread...

My bidet squirts chocolate. :p
Won't that ... uh ... gum up the works, so to speak?? LMAO!

"Posh?" WTF, over? :confused:

We call it "Metrosexual" or "Uppity".

Okie ... this is getting strange ...

A "hershey stain" is the product of an improperly cleansed anal area leaving remnants on one's underwear. Other slang used: "streak marks", "skid marks", and "doo-doo butter".

Because I use a bidet, this never happens to me.


Yes I think people know and are pulling your leg Keruvalia!!

Yes I think people know and are pulling your leg Keruvalia!!

Hard to tell with this crowd sometimes.

>.>
<.<

Hard to tell with this crowd sometimes.

>.>
<.<
*hugs the posh one*

You are 50 % toff


yet no question about the Savoy or how to tie your tie or wether you shop at Fortnum and Mason or have an account at Gieves and Hawkes or What regimental colours your allowed to wear for your cravat

Hard to tell with this crowd sometimes.

>.>
<.<

Fishies!

You are 50 % toff


yet no question about the Savoy or how to tie your tie or wether you shop at Fortnum and Mason or have an account at Gieves and Hawkes or What regimental colours your allowed to wear for your cravat
*bows*

I got 23% on the second test.

How else do people pronounce garage? Everyone says either garahhj or car-hole. Just goes to show how posh garahhj is.

Also, having two cars is posh? How does the second adult get to work then?

Hard to tell with this crowd sometimes.

>.>
<.<


Thats true, but I was pulling your leg so feel better (gives posh peck on the cheek!)

I got 23% on the second test.

How else do people pronounce garage? Everyone says either garahhj or car-hole. Just goes to show how posh garahhj is.

Also, having two cars is posh? How does the second adult get to work then?
Us Proles use a bus, dearie.
;)

I got 23% on the second test.

How else do people pronounce garage? Everyone says either garahhj or car-hole. Just goes to show how posh garahhj is.

Also, having two cars is posh? How does the second adult get to work then?
Well theres garajjjj, garidge? I think I say garidge.

How else do people pronounce garage?

ga-rige

Us Proles use a bus, dearie.
;)
Huh, a bus is good enough to get you to work? Were do you live? Here they only go to the highschools and the mall.

I got 23% on the second test.

How else do people pronounce garage? Everyone says either garahhj or car-hole. Just goes to show how posh garahhj is.
it's the long ahh that's the thing most people don't stretch it out.


Also, having two cars is posh? How does the second adult get to work then?
it's not normal (or I hear) for everyone in the family to have a car in other parts of the world, they just use public transportation or something.

We have 1 car in my family (because we are cheap) and we just adjust our schedules around the other, sometimes I leave early or he stays late or the other way around, most of the time it's give and take, he has school so I don't go to dinner with my friends, I have a meeting so he doesn't go to an audition, ect.

Well theres garajjjj, garidge? I think I say garidge.
Wow that's low brow. Even Homer Simpson says garahhj.

it's the long ahh that's the thing most people don't stretch it out.



it's not normal (or I hear) for everyone in the family to have a car in other parts of the world, they just use public transportation or something.

We have 1 car in my family (because we are cheap) and we just adjust our schedules around the other, sometimes I leave early or he stays late or the other way around, most of the time it's give and take, he has school so I don't go to dinner with my friends, I have a meeting so he doesn't go to an audition, ect.
I live in SouthWest BC. As I said earlier the bus doesn't take you far (stupid Campbell). I dunno if that would work well here. Most people's commutes are around 45 minutes, having to drop someone off just wouldn't be worth it. Then again if Campbell invested in infrastrcuture it would be a problem (in Toronto, the Trans Canada Highway is eight lanes, in Vancouver it is two-four lanes).

How that's low brow. Even Homer Simpson says garahhj.
But that is an American thing. In Ireland and the UK most say ga ridge. Toemaytoe/ Tomatoe

But that is an American thing. In Ireland and the UK most say ga ridge. Toemaytoe/ Tomatoe
Looks like America is posher than the UK. I believe you should be panicing now.

Huh, a bus is good enough to get you to work? Were do you live? Here they only go to the highschools and the mall.
England. Woo!

Looks like America is posher than the UK. I believe you should be panicing now.
I'm not from the UK!!! And Americans being posher(snigger)

Wow, you English have it worse than I thought. I've heard it takes months to get highspeed internet there.

I'm not from the UK!!! And Americans being posher(snigger)
Meh, I took a guess.

Meh, I took a guess.
I was going to say thats ok you Canadians make that mistake all the time...but your in Canada. If your not canadian then I insult you with the above comment if you are canadian...meh

I live in SouthWest BC. As I said earlier the bus doesn't take you far (stupid Campbell). I dunno if that would work well here. Most people's commutes are around 45 minutes, having to drop someone off just wouldn't be worth it. Then again if Campbell invested in infrastrcuture it would be a problem (in Toronto, the Trans Canada Highway is eight lanes, in Vancouver it is two-four lanes).
yeah I know where you are coming from, I tried to explain to someone why I needed a Jeep the other day. It's not so compact here and we don't have a very good system of public transportation. It's not strange for me to travel over 75 miles a day, it's not a distance I could walk, and it's not like I can lug all the crap I have around on the bus that doesn't go where I need it to, or make trips back home between errands (which would take even more gas money, since I can be up to 30 miles away from home)

they don't understand because it's different here and we don't understand because it's different there. ;)

I was going to say thats ok you Canadians make that mistake all the time...but your in Canada. If your not canadian then I insult you with the above comment if you are canadian...meh
So where are you from?

So where are you from?


Ireland! Fantastic country lots of sheep and sunshine at the mo!

Ireland! Fantastic country lots of sheep and sunshine at the mo!

you mean, actual sunshine!!! i though it always rained... [vague attempt at sarcasm]

yeah I know where you are coming from, I tried to explain to someone why I needed a Jeep the other day. It's not so compact here and we don't have a very good system of public transportation. It's not strange for me to travel over 75 miles a day, it's not a distance I could walk, and it's not like I can lug all the crap I have around on the bus that doesn't go where I need it to, or make trips back home between errands (which would take even more gas money, since I can be up to 30 miles away from home)

they don't understand because it's different here and we don't understand because it's different there. ;)
My mom drives 115k (71 miles) getting to and from work. Though she only has a Corola. To take public transport she'd have to take about four buses and walk a half hour.

We call it "Metrosexual" or "Uppity".
ICK! Metrosexuals are nauseating! :D

you mean, actual sunshine!!! i though it always rained... [vague attempt at sarcasm]
Its 27 degrees outside right now and on Wednesday it will be hotter in Cork than it will be in Barcelona!

Its 27 degrees outside right now and on Wednesday it will be hotter in Cork than it will be in Barcelona!

:eek:

...

but where i am, (according to the car thermometer) is 34!! im melting!!

Ireland! Fantastic country lots of sheep and sunshine at the mo!
Ireland isn't part of the UK? Google Maps says otherwise....

"Posh?" WTF, over? :confused:
Posh - http://www.thepracticaltailor.co.uk/img/photos/prince_edward1.jpg

Chav - http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/5565/p/f/chav_scum.jpg

(two English terms you may not have heard of)

Ireland isn't part of the UK? Google Maps says otherwise....
Thats not funny don't even go there.

Ireland isn't part of the UK? Google Maps says otherwise....
Why do you think the IRA was founded, then?

Wow, you English have it worse than I thought. I've heard it takes months to get highspeed internet there.
I say, old boy! Jolly galling to see a colonial mocking dear old Blighty, what? I happened to take a tour of the old possessions recently and could not help but notice how the vast majority of you apparently-now-independent types live in hyapsolyute squalor! I might as well have been in Ghana, what? Haw-haw-haw!

:eek:

...

but where i am, (according to the car thermometer) is 34!! im melting!!
Its always hotter in a car. Hopefully the weather will last, It has for the past few days.

My mom drives 115k (71 miles) getting to and from work. Though she only has a Corola. To take public transport she'd have to take about four buses and walk a half hour.
yeah, I don't just go one place though, I have like 6 jobs, I am all over the place, I have to bring crap with me too, I have 4 tubs of stuff each weighing about 40lbs and then I have other stuff that I have to bring too. It's a hassle, but it's life and life is a hassle right?

plus, I tote two preschoolers, so even if I could fit it all into a car, where would I put my kids?

[/hijack]

sorry.:(

Its always hotter in a car. Hopefully the weather will last, It has for the past few days.

i know, it was at 36 at the start of the drive, drooped to 34 and on bbc it says the maximum temp for where i live will be 33


and yeah i want this weather to carry on its great!

yeah, I don't just go one place though, I have like 6 jobs, I am all over the place, I have to bring crap with me too, I have 4 tubs of stuff each weighing about 40lbs and then I have other stuff that I have to bring too. It's a hassle, but it's life and life is a hassle right?

plus, I tote two preschoolers, so even if I could fit it all into a car, where would I put my kids?

[/hijack]

sorry.:(
They would fit quite nicely on a roof rack while getting some fresh air!

i know, it was at 36 at the start of the drive, drooped to 34 and on bbc it says the maximum temp for where i live will be 33


and yeah i want this weather to carry on its great!
Can you believe I actually have a proper tan...even have the white bit where my watch is to prove it! Happy Days.

Posh - http://www.thepracticaltailor.co.uk/img/photos/prince_edward1.jpg

Chav - http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/5565/p/f/chav_scum.jpg

(two English terms you may not have heard of)
Heh! Looks expensive. Guess I'll never have to worry about being mistaken for one, eh? My usual "uniform" is t-shirt ( usually with something like "US Army" on it ), cargo pants or shorts, and tennis shoes or sandals. :p

yeah, I don't just go one place though, I have like 6 jobs, I am all over the place, I have to bring crap with me too, I have 4 tubs of stuff each weighing about 40lbs and then I have other stuff that I have to bring too. It's a hassle, but it's life and life is a hassle right?

plus, I tote two preschoolers, so even if I could fit it all into a car, where would I put my kids?

[/hijack]

sorry.:(
Could put them in the trunk:p

Never apologise for hijackings. They are a way of life that should be protected.

Can you believe I actually have a proper tan...even have the white bit where my watch is to prove it! Happy Days.

I no, from my usual pasty whitness i have attained a sort of light golden sheen!

Why do you think the IRA was founded, then?
And the IRA is what?

Posh Penelope
You are 50 % toff

You are a fully fledged member of the pink pashmina brigade, you made some great chums at boarding school, are a stickler for etiquette, posture and the Queen’s English and are quite partial to the odd tea at the Ritz. Though whilst that’s all very well isn’t it about time you let your hair down for a change – alice band and all.


Now check out your chaviness with our chav quiz

I no, from my usual pasty whitness i have attained a sort of light golden sheen!
Even though I work outside sometimes (usually at least 5hr a week) I am a pasty white. I get red when outside, but it fades to white after about a half hour.

Posh? (http://www.thechap.net/index.html)

And the IRA, dear boy, are a bunch of frightfully uncouth brigands with no sense of sartorial elegance. Camouflaged vestments - honestly...

And the IRA is what?
Ah stop mucking about Posi.

Ah stop mucking about Posi.
Fine I'll wiki it.

EDIT:I sees. Independance bound army. History says the French could be a helpful ally.

You are 10 % toff

As far as you’re concerned, what the point in being posh if you’re going to leave the meat out of your sandwiches and bestow ridiculously unkind names like Tarquin upon your offspring. You couldn’t be less bothered about fancy airs and graces if you tried- there are far more important things in life.

LMFAO!! :D

Fine I'll wiki it.

EDIT:I sees. Independance bound army. History says the French could be a helpful ally.
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?

Fine I'll wiki it.
I'm not being smart but you've been on NS for a while now. Now my last nation died a painful death but that was only a few months ago and there were always threads about the IRA. The IRA are terrorists. The Irish Republican Army were initially established as the Irish Republican Brotherhood. They stood for freedom against British oppression, after the War of Independence (or was it before?) the IRA emerged as a seperate faction who sought total independence through terrorist actions. They are scum, who used to bring death, chaos and pain were ever they went. While thankfully they have put down arms they still are invovled in drug trafficking, punishment beatings and other illegal activities.

How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
Well if Posi is young..like below 15 I think we can forgive him and tell him to pay more attention to international news.

Well if Posi is young..like below 15 I think we can forgive him and tell him to pay more attention to international news.
Quite - I don't anticipate young Americans, Canadians, etc being well versed in Anglo-Irish politics, but above a certain age I expect some basic knowledge of the situation. Especially from Americans - they funded the IRA, after all (still do?).

How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
18.

I'm not being smart but you've been on NS for a while now. Now my last nation died a painful death but that was only a few months ago and there were always threads about the IRA. The IRA are terrorists. The Irish Republican Army were initially established as the Irish Republican Brotherhood. They stood for freedom against British oppression, after the War of Independence (or was it before?) the IRA emerged as a seperate faction who sought total independence through terrorist actions. They are scum, who used to bring death, chaos and pain were ever they went. While thankfully they have put down arms they still are invovled in drug trafficking, punishment beatings and other illegal activities.
Never seen a thread about it. I'm usually not on at this time. Usually I come on when the Americans are starting to go to bed and Harlesburg is just getting out of bed. I also stick to the spammier threads.
PS. I never read the wiki article, just the title.

Quite - I don't anticipate young Americans, Canadians, etc being well versed in Anglo-Irish politics, but above a certain age I expect some basic knowledge of the situation. Especially from Americans - they funded the IRA, after all (still do?).

The amounts which one can donate to Irish political parties have decreased dramatically because of all the corruption. So Sinn Fein can't get as much money for that now. Also the IRA has given up arms. I think the person is from Canada.

18.


Never seen a thread about it. I'm usually not on at this time. Usually I come on when the Americans are starting to go to bed and Harlesburg is just getting out of bed. I also stick to the spammier threads.
PS. I never read the wiki article, just the title.

Fair nough but 18? tsk. Well now ya know. But that is just my opinion I am sure other Irish people think they are great.

Dammit! I'm 40% posh according to the men's test. I always thought I was sort of uncouth and rough around the edges...

Fair nough but 18? tsk. Well now ya know. But that is just my opinion I am sure other Irish people think they are great.
Also, the IRA is some tax agency in the US. I was pretty sure that wasn't the one you were referencing.

Never been on the site before in my life...I just searched for a posh test and that one looked the best! Don't let the girly site put you off dear!
It had questions concerning where my bras come from. As if I bought those... :p

Anyways... 18%
As far as you’re concerned, what the point in being posh if you’re going to leave the meat out of your sandwiches and bestow ridiculously unkind names like Tarquin upon your offspring. You couldn’t be less bothered about fancy airs and graces if you tried- there are far more important things in life.

Posh? (http://www.thechap.net/index.html)

And the IRA, dear boy, are a bunch of frightfully uncouth brigands with no sense of sartorial elegance. Camouflaged vestments - honestly...
Yea, not like those elegant Brits who were stupid enough to put big Xs across their hearts before going into battle. How the hell did they become a superpower....


troll, troll, troll your post...

Also, the IRA is some tax agency in the US. I was pretty sure that wasn't the one you were referencing.
"Some tax agency"???
They are the be-all, end-all of the "grubby hand" of the government, who will claim your sole and your ass if you don't make them very, very happy, and audit you just to remind you how badly they can **** you up. Bastards

Is my name supposed to be....Posh?

38% posh is bad?

Yea, not like those elegant Brits who were stupid enough to put big Xs across their hearts before going into battle. How the hell did they become a superpower....


troll, troll, troll your post...
In a word, sir:

Tweed.

The savages respond well to expert accoutrement.

Is my name supposed to be....Posh?

38% posh is bad?

Dear Posh,

I'm afraid my Mom won't invite your Mom for tea.

Was Signed: The Right Honourable Penelope Smith-Smythe-Smiddley, MBE.

In a word, sir:

Tweed.

The savages respond well to expert accoutrement.
LOL! I'm done, no time is left to play...

Dear Posh,

I'm afraid my Mom won't invite your Mom for tea.

Was Signed: The Right Honourable Penelope Smith-Smythe-Smiddley, MBE.

It says that "Beatrice" is a posh name...

It says that "Beatrice" is a posh name...


She's right, you know?

( But don't get fooled! A Yorkshire Puddin' like me equates being a Toff with having an income above the minimum wage... )

She's right, you know?

( But don't get fooled! A Yorkshire Puddin' like me equates being a Toff with having an income above the minimum wage... )

only if your sofa print matches your curtains

Dear Posh,

I'm afraid my Mom won't invite your Mom for tea.

Was Signed: The Right Honourable Penelope Smith-Smythe-Smiddley, MBE.

triple barrled name :eek:

She's right, you know?

( But don't get fooled! A Yorkshire Puddin' like me equates being a Toff with having an income above the minimum wage... )
Aye. 'Appen.

I say, Woopert - how was my impwession of one of those northern bawbawians? What a hoot!

*pig snort*

Aye. 'Appen.

I say, Woopert - how was my impwession of one of those northern bawbawians? What a hoot!

*pig snort*


Got a fiver, guv'nor?

only if your sofa print matches your curtains

*puts newspapers on the sofa*


DONE!

*puts newspapers on the sofa*


DONE!

lol

now dont wear white AND sit down......someone will be reading their horoscope off your ass and you might hit them because you think they're perving

Thanks god my name is not barrled, after all we don't use silly bars in spanish...

Would it be in english, it would be barrled, anyway.

Average Jo
You are 22 % toff


Draughty castles and family crests really aren’t your thing, you’re not ever likely to be in the running for the future Mrs Prince Wills and you’re not too hot on the rules of Polo either, which, quite frankly, doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Who wants blue blood anyway?



43% posh on the second one just because I had knowledge of some of those things :rolleyes:

"Some tax agency"???
They are the be-all, end-all of the "grubby hand" of the government, who will claim your sole and your ass if you don't make them very, very happy, and audit you just to remind you how badly they can **** you up. Bastards

I also think he meant the IRS not the IRA!!!!!! Its bad times if a terrorist org are auditing ye!

I also think he meant the IRS not the IRA!!!!!! Its bad times if a terrorist org are auditing ye!
They're basically the same.:p
"Some tax agency"???
They are the be-all, end-all of the "grubby hand" of the government, who will claim your sole and your ass if you don't make them very, very happy, and audit you just to remind you how badly they can **** you up. Bastards
Here its called Revenue Canada.

Was Signed: The Right Honourable Penelope Smith-Smythe-Smiddley, MBE.
Married to one of the contestant in Greatest Twit of the Year?

They're basically the same.:p

Here its called Revenue Canada.


Ya we have the Revenue Commission. They sound so much more doom like! And far more posh.

Was Signed: The Right Honourable Penelope Smith-Smythe-Smiddley, MBE.

A friend of mine is manager in a hotel in West Cork, Ireland. He had some old English dude demanding that every bill, reservation etc had MBE on the end. My friend told him the Queen hasn't had much power here for a few years. The MBE didn't take to well and demanded to see the manager!

Married to one of the contestant in Greatest Twit of the Year?

Nope -
to someone who won
the Blue Peter - thrice.

lol

now dont wear white AND sit down......someone will be reading their horoscope off your ass and you might hit them because you think they're perving


You don't need that much excuse to slag - not here.

Fridaynight all by itself is a great excuse.

30% posh, which is weird, since I answered "no" no all of the questions... :confused: I took the chav test and I am 22% chav... even though I don't know what a chav is... :(

30% posh, which is weird, since I answered "no" no all of the questions... :confused: I took the chav test and I am 22% chav... even though I don't know what a chav is... :(

Chav's are the only people that deny that they ARE chav's, and I'm not even joking on that one ;)

Im 74% Toff
8% Chav

...welll... I go to Public military School in England...

:eek: aw...man 40% chav!!!:eek:

27% posh. so what's the other 33% of me???? :p

Hmm well, I'm 47% chav. This is boding well for me is it!

Vicky Pollard
You are 15 % toff


As far as you’re concerned, what the point in being posh if you’re going to leave the meat out of your sandwiches and bestow ridiculously unkind names like Tarquin upon your offspring. You couldn’t be less bothered about fancy airs and graces if you tried- there are far more important things in life.

I dont know who Vicky Pollard is or half of the stuff they asked have I ever used.:confused:

I would so love to see Tribes of Longton take the "how chav are you?" test.

Vicky Pollard
You are 15 % toff


As far as you’re concerned, what the point in being posh if you’re going to leave the meat out of your sandwiches and bestow ridiculously unkind names like Tarquin upon your offspring. You couldn’t be less bothered about fancy airs and graces if you tried- there are far more important things in life.

I dont know who Vicky Pollard is or half of the stuff they asked have I ever used.:confused:

I would so love to see Tribes of Longton take the "how chav are you?" test.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/characters/vicky.shtml

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/characters/vicky.shtml
...
wow.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/characters/vicky.shtml

Oh dear god....

LOL yer but no but yer but no but!...it doesnt look good that they modelled her on Bristolians...and I...am a Bristolian LMFAO. I look, sound, behave and am nothing like her!! Please trust me on that :D

LOL yer but no but yer but no but!...it doesnt look good that they modelled her on Bristolians...and I...am a Bristolian LMFAO. I look, sound, behave and am nothing like her!! Please trust me on that :D
We know you're way better than that...that's way you're here with us! :D

Vicky: I got the lurgy. Yeah I know because there was this whole fing 'cause I was down the arcade and Kelly flobbed on Destiny and a bit of it landed in my hair because Kelly hates Destiny because Destiny told Warren that Kelly pads her bra. It's true - Nathan reckons he put his hand down there and pulled out a bag of Jelly Tots.

oh my...LOL.....is this a female chav? What the hell is a jelly tot? I should fix Tribes up with this chick.

oh my...LOL.....is this a female chav? What the hell is a jelly tot? I should fix Tribes up with this chick.
http://www.sweetiebag.com/sweet-search/product-enhanced-details.asp?id=335

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/491362/2/istockphoto_491362_jelly_sweets.jpg

http://www.sweetiebag.com/sweet-search/product-enhanced-details.asp?id=335

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/491362/2/istockphoto_491362_jelly_sweets.jpg

haha! we call those gumdrops here. Youre killing me Pauline.:p I keep looking at Vicki's photo like someone would when they slow down at a car accident.

Vicky fucking Pollard? That son of a bitch called me Vicky fucking Pollard? I'll cut whoever wrote that test wide open!

On a lighter note, I'm also 28% man-eater. Apparently my manly, rugged countenance is the acceptable face of modern young women! :p

Vicky fucking Pollard? That son of a bitch called me Vicky fucking Pollard? I'll cut whoever wrote that test wide open!

On a lighter note, I'm also 28% man-eater. Apparently my manly, rugged countenance is the acceptable face of modern young women! :p
LOL brilliant!

haha! we call those gumdrops here. Youre killing me Pauline.:p I keep looking at Vicki's photo like someone would when they slow down at a car accident.
I'll try and find a video of her, shes mental. xx killing you in a good way I hope, I'd like it if you stuck around :) lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reIE1p-lASg&search=Vicky%20Pollard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reIE1p-lASg&search=Vicky%20Pollard

damn. damn is all i an muster at the moment.

oh my...LOL.....is this a female chav? What the hell is a jelly tot? I should fix Tribes up with this chick.
Sometimes I fear your motives, Peech.

LOL ok I'll stop with this after this one. For anyone who doesnt know little Britain or hasnt seen it. This is hilarious, the same guy that plays Vicky...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEhBJp0WPDA&search=Little%20Britain

'Man I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove the cake' Genius.

xx

Average Jo
You are 28 % toff

Draughty castles and family crests really aren’t your thing, you’re not ever likely to be in the running for the future Mrs Prince Wills and you’re not too hot on the rules of Polo either, which, quite frankly, doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Who wants blue blood anyway?

Hmm. On the female posh test, I got 8%. On the generic one I got 20-odd%. Finally, I was 26% female chav. There's just a couple of things I want to point out about this though.
1. I'm from Lancashire. We're all scum, deal with it.
2. Sadly, I could have answered a couple of the chav questions with 'no, but I used to', notably drinking cider in public places (gotta love those 3ltr bottles of Strongbow).
3. That chav quiz was far too elitist. I mean that seriously. :D

Hmm. On the female posh test, I got 8%. On the generic one I got 20-odd%. Finally, I was 26% female chav. There's just a couple of things I want to point out about this though.
1. I'm from Lancashire. We're all scum, deal with it.
2. Sadly, I could have answered a couple of the chav questions with 'no, but I used to', notably drinking cider in public places (gotta love those 3ltr bottles of Strongbow).
3. That chav quiz was far too elitist. I mean that seriously. :D

crap- I was 10% chav . But in all fairness to me.......It's cause my brother's name is Kevin and of course I know someone with a hot tub!

Oh, I Say Lionel, Catch!

*ahahhahahahaha*

37% woohoo...i was expecting to be a bogger!

Vicky Pollard
You are 12 % toff

As far as you’re concerned, what the point in being posh if you’re going to leave the meat out of your sandwiches and bestow ridiculously unkind names like Tarquin upon your offspring. You couldn’t be less bothered about fancy airs and graces if you tried- there are far more important things in life.

Aw well its nice to know there are people of my caliber around here. :D That bidet conversation is possibly the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

Aw well its nice to know there are people of my caliber around here. :D That bidet conversation is possibly the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

now that was a good converstation, i wonder who actually confused one of those for drinking fountain...

Hooray Henrietta
You are 78 % toff

Jolly hockey sticks girl – you weren’t so much born with a silver spoon in your mouth as an entire fine china dinner service, hand-painted gravy boat and all. We’re sure you’re having a frightfully cheery old time at all those high society bashes of yours but perhaps it might do you good to rub shoulders with mere mortals from time to time as well.

You are 32 % toff

Draughty castles and family crests really aren’t your thing, you’re not ever likely to be in the running for the future Mrs Prince Wills and you’re not too hot on the rules of Polo either, which, quite frankly, doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Who wants blue blood anyway?

Okay, 40% posh on the generic, I didn't take the female, and then 18% Chav, which I've never heard of before.

I still say the 40% is bullshit.

Wellllllllll....... If I was female the test may be a tad more relevant. As it is I got 48 %.

60% posh: I have no idea whether that is good or bad - I assume that means that I'm firmly middle class.

On the first one: "You are 57 % toff. You are a fully fledged member of the pink pashmina brigade, you made some great chums at boarding school, are a stickler for etiquette, posture and the Queen’s English and are quite partial to the odd tea at the Ritz. Though whilst that’s all very well isn’t it about time you let your hair down for a change – alice band and all."

On the second one, I scored a 70%.

28% posh. I'm 100% arrogant, but I'm also poor.

Seriously, who doesn't know the rules of croquet?

17% on the generic posh test.

What do you expect? I’m a fucking Texan.

17% on the generic posh test.
What do you expect? I’m a fucking Texan.

So am I and I got an 83% on the generic one.

Same planet, different worlds. :p

So am I and I got an 83% on the generic one.

Same planet, different worlds. :p
Let me guess, Austin?

Let me guess, Austin?

Born and raised in Cass County (Steel Worker's Union country) and have spent most of my adult life in Houston.

Born and raised in Cass County (Steel Worker's Union country) and have spent most of my adult life in Houston.
Houston, Austin, same difference.;)
Seriously, 87%? What's cutlery?

33% posh :p

Quite a mixed bunch in here :D which is cool. Lots of Vicky Pollards which is a bit scary. At least we're all going to know how to use a bidet if ever the time arises. Might save someone some embarressment. 'its not for your feet and you shouldnt drink from it!'

I took a geek test earlier, 28% thankfully. Im a right mess me :p

I'm posher than crap.

Houston, Austin, same difference.;)
Seriously, 87%? What's cutlery?

Ah you missed the point. I was born and raised in Cass County.

I rose above the stereotype of my farmland/steelworker area upbringing. :p

Houston's nothing like Austin. Austin is a Unitarian/Democratic area while Houston is overwhelmingly Baptist/Republican. Houston's also a hell of a lot bigger ... and smellier ... and muggier ... and a shit-load more fun.

Oh ... and cutlery is what's used to pull the pork apart when it comes out of the smoker.