NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok, this thread has two purposes. Firstly, I'm pretty sure it was a year ago today that I joined. Yay for me.


But more importantly: Every thread on this forum seems to turn into a recital of a Monty Python skit. I have no problem with this, so my question is: What is your favourite Monty Python skit?

Myself, it would have to be the Parrot sketch.



Teehee, parrot.


Discuss.

Lumberjack.. That would be awesome!

oh that parrot sketch is good, i liked the bit of one of the films with the KILLER RABBITS

self defense with fresh fruit. did it for forensics in highschool. the only group that I can honestly say I felt did better than us was some people who did a faulty towers sketch

:( I can only remember 2 sketches. The one about not being seen, and the funniest joke in the world. Both were funny.

You just can't choose. Lumberjack, Four Yorkshiremen, Parrot, SPAM, fruit self-defence...

How about the Spanish Inquistion? You weren't expecting that, were you? Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!

Lumberjack.. That would be awesome!

Kinda hard work though. Still, at least you have a liscence to sing.

How about the Spanish Inquistion? You weren't expecting that, were you? Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!

Touche, my friend. Touche.

:p Is she a go'er,wink wink nudge nudge say no more:D

You just can't choose. Lumberjack, Four Yorkshiremen, Parrot, SPAM, fruit self-defence...

Play fair. Choose one.

Kinda hard work though. Still, at least you have a liscence to sing.
And wear womans clothes too :D :D

Play fair. Choose one.

out of all those, four yorkshirmen wins

self defense with fresh fruit. did it for forensics in highschool. the only group that I can honestly say I felt did better than us was some people who did a faulty towers sketch

You got to do something about Monty Python in school? You lucky bastard, you lucky, lucky BASTARD!

And wear womans clothes too :D :D

Ah, but you can do that in more jobs that you think *takes off work uniform, revealing dress*

:p Is she a go'er,wink wink nudge nudge say no more:D
Brilliant.

*trots up and slaps the poster in the face with a fish*

Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!

*slaps Cenanan with a larger fish*

Eut, where's the trout slap smiley when you need it? :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s&search=monty%20python%20fish%20slapping

Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!

*slaps Cenanan with a larger fish*

Eut, where's the trout slap smiley when you need it? :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s&search=monty%20python%20fish%20slapping

He has hundreds...

Can't remember the name, but I like the one with the guy with the faulty Swedish to English dictionary.

"Do. you. have. any. (can't remmber the word)?"

Nice circumvention of the ban on post-count celebratory posts!

Can't remember the name, but I like the one with the guy with the faulty Swedish to English dictionary.

"Do. you. have. any. (can't remmber the word)?"
Hungarian - English. He's trying to buy cigarettes.


My vote goes for the four yorkshire men, but under protest.
How can you possibly choose one Monty Python sketch?

The spanish inquisition, the Black Knight, Upper-class twit of the year, Dennis Moore and, well, the list goes on. :D

*trots up and slaps the poster in the face with a fish*

Ya beat to that one, oh fishy one!

Nice circumvention of the ban on post-count celebratory posts!

There was a ban on this? Wow, didn't have a clue. Yay for n00bness.

From the movies: Mr. Creosote

From the TV show: the Bruces or the Philosopher's Football Match

:p Is she a go'er,wink wink nudge nudge say no more:D
What's it like?

What about the Twit Race?

You got to do something about Monty Python in school? You lucky bastard, you lucky, lucky BASTARD!

When I was doing the Cosmology unit in A-level physics, just before the christmas holiday my teacher brought in his guitar and we all sang along to the Galaxy Song. That teacher was cool, he dressed like the 5th dr who (Peter Davidson) and looked like egon from the ghostbusters.

Argument Clinic

Crunchy Frog

"well. if we took the bones out it wouldnt be crunchy would it?"

Hungarian - English. He's trying to buy cigarettes.
My nipples explode with delight!
Do you want to come back to my place BouncyBouncy.
Drop your pants Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.
My hovercaft is full of eels

great skit.

I like em all... well, except the sketch about the Nasties.

My nipples explode with delight!
Do you want to come back to my place BouncyBouncy.
Drop your pants Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.
My hovercaft is full of eels

great skit.
"Please fondle my buttocks"
"Pardon?"
"Please Fondle my buttocks"
"oh, right, you go down two blocks, make a left and it's right past the traffic light"

:p Is she a go'er,wink wink nudge nudge say no more:D
Does she like ... water sports? LMAO!

Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!

*slaps Cenanan with a larger fish*

Eut, where's the trout slap smiley when you need it? :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s&search=monty%20python%20fish%20slapping
Always happy to be of service:
http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/358/smileytroutsmack2vb8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

:D

"I use...an aftershave...called...SEMPRINI!!!!!"

"Semprini?" "OUT!!!"

I actually like quite a few skits they do...but I think it's hilarious that whenever they have the sounds of applause they always show this same film clip of a bunch of old ladies clapping. That cracks me up every time.

Always happy to be of service:
http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/358/smileytroutsmack2vb8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

:D

ahhh!!! its not there!!!!

How are lumberjacks, parrots, and Monty Python related? I'm lost. :confused:

How are lumberjacks, parrots, and Monty Python related? I'm lost. :confused:

You fail. Go home.

I've come here for an argument.

No, I'm sorry; this is verbal abuse.

You can't have an argument just by saying "yes you can/ no you can't!"

Yes you can.

No you can't!

This is being hit on the head lessons.

I've come here for an argument.

No, I'm sorry; this is verbal abuse.

You can't have an argument just by saying "yes you can/ no you can't!"

Yes you can.

No you can't!

This is being hit on the head lessons.

Classic, absolutely classic.

Classic, absolutely classic.
Oh! Isn't it? Wonderful.

:p Is she a go'er,wink wink nudge nudge say no more:D


Thats the one, know what I mean, wink wink

And the skit from MP at the hollywood bowl where they complain about the youngsters whom doesn´t realize how hard it was when they were young:

How are lumberjacks, parrots, and Monty Python related? I'm lost. :confused:


You are hopefully being, like the worst off all, sarcastic!!!!!!!!

My nipples explode with delight!
Do you want to come back to my place BouncyBouncy.
Drop your pants Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.
My hovercaft is full of eels

great skit.
"If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
And the skit from MP at the hollywood bowl where they complain about the youngsters whom doesn´t realize how hard it was when they were young:
Four Yorkshiremen (sp?), great one to.

My favourite is when Mr. Gumby goes to the doctor, Dr. Gumby. "My brain hurts" and all that.

Next please.
Arthur walks into the room and up to the desk.
Sir: One at a time please.
Bob: There is only me, sir.
Sir: So there is. Take a . . .
Bob: Seat?
Sir: Seat! Take a seat. So! You want to join my mountaineering expedition do you?
Bob: Me, sir?
Sir: Yes.
Bob: Yes, I'd very much like to, sir.
Sir: Jolly good, jolly good. And how about you?
Bob: There is only me, sir.
Sir: Well bang goes his application then. Now let me fill you in. I'm leading this expedition and we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.
Bob: I thought there was only one peak, sir.
Sir: Well, that'll save a bit of time. Well done. Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition.

:p