NationStates Jolt Archive

Right now I am enjoying an excellent Klondike bar, so I want to pose the old question: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
For me, I'm not quite sure, but I am thinking of something along the lines of uttering the word... y'all. *shudders*. But that is extreme. I would much rather just buy one. What about y'all... :eek:

Someone owes me a Klondike.

I would kill you for a Klondike Bar.

Kill the person responsible for that phrase. Preferably in a manner that uses a Klondike bar.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?


I would invade Lebanon.

I would kill you for a Klondike Bar.

How about you kill yourself for me to have a Kondike bar? I like that plan better. ;)

I would invade Lebanon.
Invading Lebanon is good ... Lebanon, Pennsylvania ...

But how about instead ...

*undoing two buttons on my blouse*

I would descend into the depths of hell, fight off dozens of imps, scamps and horny succubi, while gargling warm Fresca and singing "row-row-row-your-boat" backwards in Icelandic, and balancing a small dog on my head, retrieve the Soul-Cube, return to Earth, ride all the way to Washington on a tricycle, and beat the speaker of the house over the head with a wet noodle while yelling "Twinkie House" at the top of my lungs. I would then escape from prision using a microbomb hidden under my tongue, and return home in time for early morning tea.

I would descend into the depths of hell, fight off dozens of imps, scamps and horny succubi, while gargling warm Fresca and singing "row-row-row-your-boat" backwards in Icelandic, and balancing a small dog on my head, retrieve the Soul-Cube, return to Earth, ride all the way to Washington on a tricycle, and beat the speaker of the house over the head with a wet noodle while yelling "Twinkie House" at the top of my lungs. I would then escape from prision using a microbomb hidden under my tongue, and return home in time for early morning tea.

But when would you have the Klondike bar?

I'd just get a box of Godiva instead.

But when would you have the Klondike bar?

AFTER I got home...DUR!!!

What's so good about Klondike bars?

I'd just get a box of Godiva instead.

For 12 times the price.

what’s a Klondike Bar? (yes I'm freighted of google after I searched my name)

but I guess its good so...um...well I can do some pretty good pancakes...and...um I have been said to be a good kisser *

* that being said it is more than likely bullshit

I'd go all Godiva.

You would ride around town naked on a horse? ;) :p


oh... that's not what you said.

what’s a Klondike Bar? (yes I'm freighted of google after I searched my name)

but I guess its good so...um...well I can do some pretty good pancakes...and...um I have been said to be a good kisser *

* that being said it is more than likely bullshit

Try Wiki then. *nod* And googles not so bad if you stay away from images.

I never really liked Klondike bars, however since it's the day before payday and I have to my name all of 35 cents, and I am feeling deprived.........

I would............oh, nevermind, I don't need ice cream...

however, what would I do for a soda pop? that's a whole other story.

I'd go to the supermarket and buy a box of them.

Try Wiki then. *nod* And googles not so bad if you stay away from images.

oh a "choc ice"...there pretty crappy clearly a magnum is superior that’s why they call it "the most powerful ice-cream in the world"

Of course I once had a guy break into my old house (well walk in) and take all the choc ices and when I catch the monster who stole those choc ices from a four year old me there will be hell to pay :mad:

you could say he was cold on the inside aha ha ha

Of course I once had a guy break into my old house (well walk in) and take all the choc ices and when I catch the monster who stole those choc ices from a four year old me there will be hell to pay :mad:

you could say he was cold on the inside aha ha ha

Oh how clever... :rolleyes: