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How would it feel to belly flop into a pool of jello?

Appleskates
16-07-2006, 17:51
I beleive it would break up and swallow you as a baleen whale swallows a tuna storm.
Watching
16-07-2006, 17:53
maybe you would just hover in the middle of it like a piece of banana would in a smaller cup of jello?
Monsolia
16-07-2006, 17:53
It wouldn't feel good, since you would probably eventually be choked to death.
Baturu
16-07-2006, 17:54
It would feel all right, until you drowned in the jello...
Egg and chips
16-07-2006, 18:06
All depends on the Jelly. Some is denser than water, some is less dense. The denser ones would hurt, the less dense might not.
Frisbeeteria
16-07-2006, 18:11
One of my favorite radio promotions involved diving for green marbles in a 24' x 4' deep swimming pool filled with lime Jello. Unfortunately, the only way to make the Jello 'set' was to run the promotion in cold weather, and I didn't relish the idea of swimming in cold, clammy semi-solid liquid.

Those who did dive seemed pleased with the prizes they exchanged for their marbles.
Mstreeted
16-07-2006, 18:24
At least you could eat your way out, no fear of drowning
Andaluciae
16-07-2006, 18:26
I don't know if you'd be able to break the surface tension.
Citta Nuova
16-07-2006, 18:28
At least you could eat your way out, no fear of drowning

And if you jump into a pool of water, you cannot drown either, right? You can simply drink all the water in that pool: no problem? :D

(plz kids: dont try that at home!)
Mstreeted
16-07-2006, 18:31
And if you jump into a pool of water, you cannot drown either, right? You can simply drink all the water in that pool: no problem? :D

(plz kids: dont try that at home!)

Exactly

so enough of the whineing

lesson of the day - if you drown it's your own fault for not having a biger drinking capaicty
Rusany
16-07-2006, 18:35
Well, depending on the weight of the person, they may sink to the bottom and not be able to get back up. It'd be fun if it was a giant cube of jello, not a pool.
Vetalia
16-07-2006, 18:38
It would be as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over in to a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.
Citta Nuova
16-07-2006, 18:46
Exactly

so enough of the whineing

lesson of the day - if you drown it's your own fault for not having a biger drinking capaicty

I now have a very bad mental picture of people drowning in their own piss, after they have drunk an entire pool.....:(

Thanks for that....
Mstreeted
16-07-2006, 18:49
I now have a very bad mental picture of people drowning in their own piss, after they have drunk an entire pool.....:(

Thanks for that....

You're most welcome

You brought it on yourself :p
Yootopia
16-07-2006, 18:50
Jello?

I'm taking that means jam (IIRC it's the American word for it).

Urmm it would probably feel quite nice, up until the point at which the wasps arrived, when it would be horrible.
Mstreeted
16-07-2006, 18:50
Jello?

I'm taking that means jam (IIRC it's the American word for it).

Urmm it would probably feel quite nice, up until the point at which the wasps arrived, when it would be horrible.

It means Jelly :)
Outcast Jesuits
16-07-2006, 19:16
You'd probably die...but if you want to drown in a pool full of jello that's your problem.
I V Stalin
16-07-2006, 19:59
Jello?

I'm taking that means jam (IIRC it's the American word for it).

Urmm it would probably feel quite nice, up until the point at which the wasps arrived, when it would be horrible.
Jello (US) = Jelly
Jelly (US) = Jam
The Nuke Testgrounds
16-07-2006, 20:22
Hmmmm....jello....

:p
IL Ruffino
16-07-2006, 20:23
I've done this.

It actually feels weird..

You jump and expect a belly flop, but as soon as you touch the jello, you get sucked in.

Great feeling.
Mstreeted
16-07-2006, 20:26
I've done this.

It actually feels weird..

You jump and expect a belly flop, but as soon as you touch the jello, you get sucked in.

Great feeling.

Really?.. how cool

are you really learning to drive? cuz I think we need a poll on if this ia good idea or not :p