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Two Faced Kitten

Azmi
16-07-2006, 13:50
http://www.nbc10.com/health/9515335/detail.html

A kitten was born in Grove City, Ohio with two faces :D. This happened EXACTLY a year and a month after a kitten like that was born in Oregon.

Would you like to own a two headed kitten?
Any predictions on what it will be like?
General discussion on two faced kittens...
:p :p :p
Mstreeted
16-07-2006, 13:52
that's just a bit weird.

Maybe they live near toxic waste and it's mutated

You know, like the 3 eyed Fish in the simpsons :)
Azmi
16-07-2006, 13:55
lol. The mommy cat had like 3 other kittens too.
a report I saw a few days ago said this kitten hadnt opened its eyes and the others all had, but this one said nothing about it.

Good luck little kitten :D
I V Stalin
16-07-2006, 14:27
Probably just something went wrong with its development in the womb. Abnormalities occur naturally more often than you might think. Read 'Mutants' by Armand Marie Leroi, it's a great book on the subject, giving possible explanations for a variety of mutations.
Yootopia
16-07-2006, 14:34
Hmm that was gross but not particularly amazing.

Even in humans we have a lot of mutations, like XXY males and XXX females (no Jemma Jameson jokes, ta).

Still quite grim, though.
Machtfrei
16-07-2006, 14:46
"The little boy who owns the cat said he hasn't decided on a name
for the kitten yet, but said he wants to name it Tiger."

I suspect this is just a transcription from a very excited young boy, but my gut tells me TV news grammar is suspect in taking another victim.
Jeruselem
16-07-2006, 15:15
Call the cat Janus - the two-headed god. :p
Darknovae
16-07-2006, 15:29
Hmm that was gross but not particularly amazing.

Even in humans we have a lot of mutations, like XXY males and XXX females (no Jemma Jameson jokes, ta).

Still quite grim, though.

What's with the extra X's? How is a XXX female different from a XX female, besides the extra X chromosome? :confused:
Conscience and Truth
16-07-2006, 15:44
http://www.nbc10.com/health/9515335/detail.html

A kitten was born in Grove City, Ohio with two faces :D. This happened EXACTLY a year and a month after a kitten like that was born in Oregon.

Would you like to own a two headed kitten?
Any predictions on what it will be like?
General discussion on two faced kittens...
:p :p :p

It's likely due to global climate change as well as other environemental issues. George W. Bush is causing so much havok. W is so blinded by ideology that he doesn't realize that capitalism no longer works, without strong government intervention into business, they will pollute the whole Earth, causing hurricanes and ice melts. Then what do we do. :(
Jeruselem
16-07-2006, 15:50
It's likely due to global climate change as well as other environemental issues. George W. Bush is causing so much havok. W is so blinded by ideology that he doesn't realize that capitalism no longer works, without strong government intervention into business, they will pollute the whole Earth, causing hurricanes and ice melts. Then what do we do. :(

Hehe, two-faced kittens are far more harmless than two-faced politicians.
Kiwi-kiwi
16-07-2006, 15:54
What's with the extra X's? How is a XXX female different from a XX female, besides the extra X chromosome? :confused:

Wait, wait, I know this, I did a project on it... There isn't a great deal of difference, but girls with three X chromosomes are often passive and quiet as children and may show delayed development of motor and speech function. They have a lower intelligence on average and may posses learning disorders, like dyslexia. They often have a tall stature.

So yeah, the extra X only causes a few differences, and different women are affected by it to different degrees.

EDIT: Symptoms get more severe as X's get tacked on. Penta-X (XXXXX) can cause heart defects.
Danmarc
16-07-2006, 16:21
It's likely due to global climate change as well as other environemental issues. George W. Bush is causing so much havok. W is so blinded by ideology that he doesn't realize that capitalism no longer works, without strong government intervention into business, they will pollute the whole Earth, causing hurricanes and ice melts. Then what do we do. :(


This one is worthy of saving as a signature...... Someone has actually blamed George W. Bush for a kitten born with 2 faces. Let's add that to the list with Natural disasters, a repeat terrorist attack on the WTC towers, gas prices. What's next??

"If John Kerry were elected to office Kittens would not be born with two faces.. Paid for by Liberals against birth defects in Kittens."
Conscience and Truth
16-07-2006, 16:23
This one is worthy of saving as a signature...... Someone has actually blamed George W. Bush for a kitten born with 2 faces. Let's add that to the list with Natural disasters, a repeat terrorist attack on the WTC towers, gas prices. What's next??

"If John Kerry were elected to office Kittens would not be born with two faces.. Paid for by Liberals against birth defects in Kittens."

You are an example of a cosnervative "Anders Rusmussen" extremist, Dan Marc. I am not blaming George W. Bush, just his extreme environemental policies. WE MUST HAVE GOVERNMENT PLAY A CENTRAL ROLE IN THE ECONOMY TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING. Bush Captialism can't work anymore. :(
Monsolia
16-07-2006, 16:24
Aww, kitty.
Dakini
16-07-2006, 16:28
It's probably the cat equivalent of siamese twins... like that kid that was born with the second partial head attached to her own.
Arrkendommer
16-07-2006, 16:30
You are an example of a cosnervative "Anders Rusmussen" extremist, Dan Marc. I am not blaming George W. Bush, just his extreme environemental policies. WE MUST HAVE GOVERNMENT PLAY A CENTRAL ROLE IN THE ECONOMY TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING. Bush Captialism can't work anymore. :(
Testify Sistah!!
Sonaj
16-07-2006, 16:31
"The little boy who owns the cat said he hasn't decided on a name
for the kitten yet, but said he wants to name it Tiger."
I think the kid was just speaking with both his mouths, and they haven't decided yet.
Danmarc
16-07-2006, 16:31
You are an example of a cosnervative "Anders Rusmussen" extremist, Dan Marc. I am not blaming George W. Bush, just his extreme environemental policies. WE MUST HAVE GOVERNMENT PLAY A CENTRAL ROLE IN THE ECONOMY TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING. Bush Captialism can't work anymore. :(

yet again, George W. Bush's environmental policies or your hatred for capitalism have nothing to do with a kitten that has a birth defect.

"under socialism, kittens are guaranteed to never have birth defects, regardless of how many times they inbreed"..

There are proper places to debate environmental policy, and proper places to debate the free market. Only the very craziest of the left have to drag those topics into a thread about a kitten with birth defects... thank you for yet again validating another stereotype.
Arrkendommer
16-07-2006, 16:33
yet again, George W. Bush's environmental policies or your hatred for capitalism have nothing to do with a kitten that has a birth defect.

"under socialism, kittens are guaranteed to never have birth defects, regardless of how many times they inbreed"..

There are proper places to debate environmental policy, and proper places to debate the free market. Only the very craziest of the left have to drag those topics into a thread about a kitten with birth defects... thank you for yet again validating another stereotype.
Oh no you di-int!
*snaps fingers in swirly pattern*
Super-power
16-07-2006, 16:34
o_o
Arrkendommer
16-07-2006, 16:34
o_o
Whatchoo starin' at foo?
Danmarc
16-07-2006, 16:38
why is it that crazies make ridiculous conspiracy theory type statements about environmental policy being the cause of birth defects in a kitten, and when someone disagrees they label that person as EXTREMIST? This guy cracks me up..
Arrkendommer
16-07-2006, 16:41
why is it that crazies make ridiculous conspiracy theory type statements about environmental policy being the cause of birth defects in a kitten, and when someone disagrees they label that person as EXTREMIST? This guy cracks me up..
Uh-uh sistuh, dat aint no conspiracy theory, das fact. 'cept da kittens part, das just krazy.
Arrkendommer
16-07-2006, 16:48
Uh-uh sistuh, dat aint no conspiracy theory, das fact. 'cept da kittens part, das just krazy.
Yeuh,I tink that thuh prez should change hiz environmentalpoliciez befo it's too late ta stop thuh global climate crisiz, and I think that thuh socializt system iz thuh best way uh achieve this goal, cheyuh.
Watching
16-07-2006, 17:25
Yeuh,I tink that thuh prez should change hiz environmentalpoliciez befo it's too late ta stop thuh global climate crisiz, and I think that thuh socializt system iz thuh best way uh achieve this goal, cheyuh.

You have to love the uneducated..........
Watching
16-07-2006, 17:27
It's likely due to global climate change as well as other environemental issues. George W. Bush is causing so much havok. W is so blinded by ideology that he doesn't realize that capitalism no longer works, without strong government intervention into business, they will pollute the whole Earth, causing hurricanes and ice melts. Then what do we do. :(


Let me guess, it would be wrong to euthanize this kitten because "animals have rights too", but if it were a human child that were about to be born with 2 faces, you would want to use your "right to choice" to kill the baby too.
Ravenshrike
16-07-2006, 17:35
Whatchoo starin' at foo?
Well, it's either you or the invisible plaid elephant floating around the room pissing on the posts.
Hokan
16-07-2006, 17:44
Explain that creationists!
Dakini
16-07-2006, 17:54
Let me guess, it would be wrong to euthanize this kitten because "animals have rights too", but if it were a human child that were about to be born with 2 faces, you would want to use your "right to choice" to kill the baby too.
It wouldn't be a baby if it could be aborted for one thing. For another, if a birth defect like that was detected then a woman should have the right to choose whether she wants to continue with the pregnancy. And for another, the kitten is already born so euthanizing it is entirely different from aborting it. No one would advocate killing a baby born with two faces afterall.

I also love how you tried to make a thread about a strange kitten into an abortion debate.
Dryks Legacy
16-07-2006, 17:55
Tiger is a bad name, let's combine Mythology & Puns and call it Cerepuss :D
Slaughterhouse five
16-07-2006, 18:00
"The little boy who owns the cat said he hasn't decided on a name
for the kitten yet, but said he wants to name it Tiger."

I suspect this is just a transcription from a very excited young boy, but my gut tells me TV news grammar is suspect in taking another victim.

i was about to point that out. but then i saw your post
Kroblexskij
16-07-2006, 18:08
Two Faced Cat + LimeCat + Hitler Cats = UBER CATS!!!!!1
Arrkendommer
16-07-2006, 18:14
You have to love the uneducated..........
Shutup, I gots a P.H.D. (Poser Hatin' degree)
PasturePastry
16-07-2006, 18:20
Aww, cute kitty!:fluffle:

I hope it lives.
Azmi
16-07-2006, 19:11
What the hell! My kitten thread got turned into a discussion about how Bush sucks??? This is a thread about two faced kittens! NOT POLITICS!
IL Ruffino
16-07-2006, 19:46
Now all we need is a back-stabbing puppy.
Outcast Jesuits
16-07-2006, 19:52
more reasons to not like cats...:cool:
Gartref
16-07-2006, 20:23
Name it "Toofer"
Mstreeted
16-07-2006, 20:24
Name it "Toofer"

:fluffle:

genius
Groznyj
16-07-2006, 20:37
That,s ıt... now I've seen everythıng.. ... well maybe not a flyıng pıg.... ... one day...
Theoretical Physicists
16-07-2006, 20:45
What's with the extra X's? How is a XXX female different from a XX female, besides the extra X chromosome? :confused:
A lot of wierd things can happen if there are too many or too few of certain chromosomes. Most of these cause a miscarriage, but some still live.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turner_Syndrome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downs_syndrome
Neo Kervoskia
16-07-2006, 21:01
Jesus shit-kicking Christ. A thread about a two-faced kitten contains anti-Bush rants and a partial abortion discussion. Goddamn. Only in General.