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Cool looking live lobster.

Celtlund
16-07-2006, 04:32
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=2&u=/060714/480/10a73ade30f74752a8f7a21b7f74cccf

If you caught this lobster, what would you do with it? I think I would donate it to science if they gave me two other lobsters. I love lobster. Yummy for the tummy.
Ciamoley
16-07-2006, 04:41
I would call batman and tell him that Two-face is wreaking havoc again. "Gee-willickers Batman!" "Mind it Robin, now is no time for profanity." dananananananananananananananananananananananana Batman!




sorry. :D
JiangGuo
16-07-2006, 05:24
Can you imagine the rejection it receives from its own kind?!
Ciamoley
16-07-2006, 05:26
Can you imagine the rejection it receives from its own kind?!

Lobsters? Rejection? Dude there aren't any rascist lobsters, I mean lobsters aren't even smart enough to stay away from those traps we put out for them.
Free shepmagans
16-07-2006, 05:34
Lobsters? Rejection? Dude there aren't any rascist lobsters, I mean lobsters aren't even smart enough to stay away from those traps we put out for them.
Right, lobsters are idiots, hence they're probably all racists. :p
Dakini
16-07-2006, 05:43
weird...
Keruvalia
16-07-2006, 05:46
Looks like half of it's already been cooked.
Ciamoley
16-07-2006, 05:50
Looks like half of it's already been cooked.

Notice that Celt said live lobster. If it was half-cooked it would most likely be dead.:p
Valdeunia
16-07-2006, 05:51
Mabye it's a zombie lobster?
Ciamoley
16-07-2006, 05:52
Right, lobsters are idiots, hence they're probably all racists. :p

lol Shep
Wilgrove
16-07-2006, 05:55
I would call batman and tell him that Two-face is wreaking havoc again. "Gee-willickers Batman!" "Mind it Robin, now is no time for profanity." dananananananananananananananananananananananana Batman!




sorry. :D

You win this thread!

*hands you a slice of cheese cake*
Sel Appa
16-07-2006, 06:00
Lobsters are not for human consumption.
Neo Undelia
16-07-2006, 06:02
Lobsters are not for human consumption.
If that were true, I'd be really, really dead.
Wilgrove
16-07-2006, 06:03
If that were true, I'd be really, really dead.

seconded.
Kryozerkia
16-07-2006, 06:07
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=2&u=/060714/480/10a73ade30f74752a8f7a21b7f74cccf

If you caught this lobster, what would you do with it? I think I would donate it to science if they gave me two other lobsters. I love lobster. Yummy for the tummy.
Keep it and name it Citizen Snips.

It'd play with my kitty and all would live happily ever after.
Jeruselem
16-07-2006, 06:22
Now that's a cool lobster! Clone it quick ...
Greater Alemannia
16-07-2006, 07:00
Mabye it's a zombie lobster?

Zobster.
Egg and chips
16-07-2006, 10:34
It's Two lobsters stuck together :O :O :O

Or... ITS THE START OF THE ZOMBIE ROBOT LOBSTER INVASION! THEY CAN SURVIVE BEING HALF COOKED!
BackwoodsSquatches
16-07-2006, 10:39
It's Two lobsters stuck together :O :O :O

Or... ITS THE START OF THE ZOMBIE ROBOT LOBSTER INVASION! THEY CAN SURVIVE BEING HALF COOKED!

Sadly for them, everyone knows that melted butter is the kryptonite of any super-lobster, especialy dead, or partially dead ones.
Gartref
16-07-2006, 10:50
It puts the butter on its shell, or it gets the hose again.
Littlebitqurky
16-07-2006, 12:13
:eek:



thats cool!
Yootopia
16-07-2006, 12:33
I would befriend it and have it attack my foes. It would be the best thing ever.

Obviously, I'd give it all of the rubbish it could eat, and take it for walks, and maybe to the local swimming pool, so that I wasn't just using it.