NationStates Jolt Archive

This is my list of terrorist nations, the less obvious ones though. You may never have guessed, but these nations harbor terrorists. Most of which you've never heard of.


1) Iceland
2) Swaziland
3) Canada
4) Brazil
5) Tonga
6) Quebec
7) Norway
8) Austria
9) East Germany
10) Thailand

East Germany?

Their list is slightly out of date, methinks.

You may never have guessed, but these nations harbor terrorists.

6) Quebec


While Quebec did/does house the FLQ, and probably a number of Al-Qaeda offshoot cells, shouldn't Quebec be counted as a part of Canada, which is also on the list?

East Germany?

Their list is slightly out of date, methinks.
It's an ultra-clandestine state, much like Quebec.

Does Bjørk and her backing group count as a terrorist organisation or something?

Otherwise - what harm does it really pose to the continuing survival of North Korea?

Yes, that's why Iceland is number one on the list.

Does Bjørk and her backing group count as a terrorist organisation or something?

Otherwise - what harm does it really pose to the continuing survival of North Korea?
http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Hazel/bork.jpg

http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Hazel/bork.jpg
Ah - yes, maybe it was a type-based misunderstanding!

*GASP!* :eek:

Hey, you forgot to include Mongolia! Y'all know that those "yak-herders" are really God-darned tarrerists in disguise!
I couldn't resist a chance to haul out a fake redneck accent.
(You also forgot Texas, but that's understandable.)

This is my list of terrorist nations, the less obvious ones though. You may never have guessed, but these nations harbor terrorists. Most of which you've never heard of.


1) Iceland
2) Swaziland
3) Canada
4) Brazil
5) Tonga
6) Quebec
7) Norway
8) Austria
9) East Germany
10) Thailand

how does Quebec make the list?
its not even a nation

and Canada? Brazil?

And East Germany dosent exsist

http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Hazel/bork.jpg

Put der infydael in de oven!

I suspect North Korea threw darts at a map of the world until they came up with ten random countries, then just lumped them on the list and forgot about it. Frankly, I find it hard to believe that the U.S. isn't on the list, though.

http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Hazel/bork.jpg
He's swedish, not icelandic. For shame.

I suspect North Korea threw darts at a map of the world until they came up with ten random countries, then just lumped them on the list and forgot about it. Frankly, I find it hard to believe that the U.S. isn't on the list, though.
I'm NK.

He's swedish, not icelandic. For shame.

It's all the same to me.

So if three countries form an "Axis of Evil", what do ten countries form? An "Asterisk of Evil"?

I'm NK.
Funny no one noticed, me thinks.

He's swedish, not icelandic. For shame.
So, not one of Henson's puppets then?

It's all the same to me.
Tsk tsk tsk. Typical american! j/k, just in case.

Tsk tsk tsk. Typical american! j/k, just in case.

I know. The big scandinavian boobs kinda make it all run together.

I know. The big scandinavian boobs kinda make it all run together.
I take it you've never been here?

I'm NK.

I noticed you're from West Dakota, East Germany's bitterest rival. Perhaps some bias has entered your judgement?

I take it you've never been here?
No, and I prefer to keep living in the fantasy that all scandinavian women have huge boobs and look like Anna Kournikova.

All right, Canada scores twice on your list. Makes me just well up in pride.

So if three countries form an "Axis of Evil", what do ten countries form? An "Asterisk of Evil"?


Decahedron of Doom.

No, and I prefer to keep living in the fantasy that all scandinavian women have huge boobs and look like Anna Kournikova.
But...she's russian. And hers aren't so big. Not compared to people around here, anyways.

But...she's russian. And hers aren't so big. Not compared to people around here, anyways.

Close enough.

I noticed you're from West Dakota, East Germany's bitterest rival. Perhaps some bias has entered your judgement?
East Germany could attack West Dakota's southern ocean border any time. They are to be crushed.

Decahedron of Doom.

That sounds more like a hobby store than an evil league of terrorist states.

Close enough.
If you say so. And I'm guessing you are.

If you say so. And I'm guessing you are.

I heart my fantasy world.

IIRC, Sweden has a really hot princess. Right?

No, and I prefer to keep living in the fantasy that all scandinavian women have huge boobs and look like Anna Kournikova.
Anna Kournikova does not have big breasts

Anna Kournikova does not have big breasts

Thats why I said "and".

East Germany could attack West Dakota's southern ocean border any time. They are to be crushed.

As long as you don't violate the airspace of Arkansas 3 I have no problem with it. However, I seem to recall that it was West Dakota and not East Germany who destroyed the Wal-Mart Supercenter on our eastern border in 1997...

That sounds more like a hobby store than an evil league of terrorist states.

There's a difference?

I heart my fantasy world.

IIRC, Sweden has a really hot princess. Right?
Which one? Crownprincess Victoria (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/Crown_Princess_Victoria_of_Sweden.jpg/270px-Crown_Princess_Victoria_of_Sweden.jpg) or princess Madeleine (http://www.niklas_henrikczon.fotosidan.se/obj/photo/m_42039c572572d.jpg)?

Anna Kournikova does not have big breasts

But you must admit she's quite the terrorist! :eek:











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There's a difference?

Not really, you have to role a d20 to hit either way.

Which one? Crownprincess Victoria (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/Crown_Princess_Victoria_of_Sweden.jpg/270px-Crown_Princess_Victoria_of_Sweden.jpg) or princess Madeleine (http://www.niklas_henrikczon.fotosidan.se/obj/photo/m_42039c572572d.jpg)?

Ummm...both?

But I must say, Madeleine is much hotter. You think I could call and get a date?

Ummm...both?

But I must say, Victoria is much hotter. You think I could call and get a date?
I wouldn't be too sure. She's living in NY during school-year though.

Edit: And there's a surprisingly small amounts of pics of them, hard to find decent ones.

No, you have to role a d20 to hit either way.

But this is the Decahedron of Doom....

I wouldn't be too sure. She's living in NY during school-year though.

Edit: And there's a surprisingly small amounts of pics of them, hard to find decent ones.

Do you have any connections to the Royal Family? You think you could hook me up? Please?

But this is the Decahedron of Doom....

1d20 to hit, 1d10 to damage.

1d20 to hit, 1d10 to damage.

Add a vorpal ability. It's the Decahedron of Doom, not the Decahedron of Cheesecutting.

As long as you don't violate the airspace of Arkansas 3 I have no problem with it. However, I seem to recall that it was West Dakota and not East Germany who destroyed the Wal-Mart Supercenter on our eastern border in 1997...
We had to or else they would have destroyed our fast-food infrastructure. It was the only way to save the lives of our 200,000 citizens and 108,993,120 tourists.

We had to or else they would have destroyed our fast-food infrastructure. It was the only way to save the lives of our 200,000 citizens and 108,993,120 tourists.

You said the same thing 7 years ago about Manic Mike's Used Car Emporium!