NationStates Jolt Archive

Keep them true, or it loses meaning. I wanna hear (in brief) your greatest achievements, good or bad.

Mostly bad.

1. Got banned from church camp
2. Convinced good-looking sober women to hang up-side down naked from the roof of a gazebo and chug a beer. In January.
3. Gave my first sermon when I was 10, on Father's Day, Sunday morning (I've only given like 3 sermons though, and none since that church camp incident)
4. Beat Doom3 (literally, that took me long enough on that huge Guardian at the end, like months)

Became South Floridas first Conservative Republican Jewish family.:)

1. Thrown out of Rhode Island.
2. Drove 50 miles in a stick shift car with no brakes.
3. Broke into a church when I was 13 to find an underground railroad hiding spot. Turned myself in when my friend was caught.
4. Almost died of internal bleeding after the handlebars on my bicycle got me in the spleen when I was 10.

I was, at one stage, in the top 200 at Unreal Tournament (the 1999 one).
I got thrown out of the British museum at the age of 4 for crawling under the ropes of an exhibit and sitting on some ludicrously famous chair (Queen Victoria's favourite chair or something) - it was comfy, I remember that much.

*edits*

Also took 20 free pens from a bank one time. I'm so gangsta it's unbelievable.

1. Thrown out of Rhode Island.
I think I'd like to hear the story for that one if you don't mind

I was, at one stage, in the top 200 at Unreal Tournament (the 1999 one).
I got thrown out of the British museum at the age of 4 for crawling under the ropes of an exhibit and sitting on some ludicrously famous chair (Queen Victoria's favourite chair or something) - it was comfy, I remember that much.
Top 800 in Battlefield 1942!

Top 800 in Battlefield 1942!
Hahaha pwned, there were more people playing UT99 in 2000 than there have ever been Battlefield 1942 players.

I imagine... *runs*

Well...

1. Somehow managed to smck my head into a stone floor (can't realy call it an accident)
2. Made santa cry :D
3. Used a saw to make a chair more accessible when I was about 7 or so
4. Poked my brother in the eye (which he responded to by punching me in the stomach)
5. Slapped same brother (6yrs older, 30kg of muscles heavier) for no apparent reason about a month ago.

I really don't have too much to say, but I like to post.

Hahaha pwned, there were more people playing UT99 in 2000 than there have ever been Battlefield 1942 players.

I imagine... *runs*
Whelll, around 4 million accounts are logged as playing battlefield 1942 at some point or another.

1. Became a qualified first aider yesterday
2. Got a trophy for boxing
3 Broke my foot with it getting caught in a moving bicycle wheel.
4. Was a scout for about a year.
5. Threw some guys bag out of a top floor window at school

Gone 15 consecutive years without dieing :D

That's about it I think :( ...

Whelll, around 4 million accounts are logged as playing battlefield 1942 at some point or another.
I'm sure that there are more than 1 million people who played UT99 at some point or another, so I beat you :p

I was hit by a semi truck, and spent a month and a day in the hospital, 8 of which were in the ICU. I got my right clavical broken, all the ribs on my right side broken, fractured skull, collapsed lung, some brain damage, a paralyzed vocal cord (from the brain damage), vertebrae 6 & 8 had their fins broken off, and vertebrae 7 was severely compressed. I had to wear a back brace for about 2 months, and I'm still not allowed to run.

I do beleive I pwn joo all. :p

Hmm... yes, this post serves as bragging, but since I'll be applying for college next year (read: I'll have to brag a bit to interest the admissions officers) I think I can excuse myself.

Duke TIP National Recognition (for those who haven't heard of Duke TIP, read: I got 1360 out of 1600 in seventh grade on a test [SAT] where the average college-bound high school senior scored ~1000)
Four-time, unbeaten state champion in a grade-level science competition.
Individual regional qualifier in a similar science competition where I was competing against seniors... also largely responsible for my team's wild-card entry in the event. (Note: this was in my and only first year of competition in said event)
U.S. Biology Olympiad Semifinalist (one of the top 600 scores in the event)
All-but-certain National Merit Semifinalist, with a shot at making Finalist
Scored 2280 out of 2400 on the new version of the SAT (perfect score in Math)
Made a 34 composite score on the ACT (maximum composite score is 36), with a perfect score in Science

...OK, OK, even I will admit that I've bragged enough. :p

Dammit I wanna hear how someone got kicked out of a state! I mean, a church camp was cool, but a state is, is, is an epic footmark in the history of mischievous malpractice

I think I'd like to hear the story for that one if you don't mind
Not as good as it sounds. I was trying to find a hotel in Rhode Island and every one I went to was booked up. The hours got later and I got more exhausted and irritable. I ended up going the wrong way down on a one way street and came head to head with a police car. After a bunch of time wasted, the officer told me that there were plenty of hotels on the other side of the bridge. I saw the sign, "Now Leaving Rhode Island" as I crossed it.

The short version is much better.

Holy crap, where do I begin?

1) I had to be rescued from chest-deep mud by firefighters and rescue workers when I was sixteen.

2) In college, I took three kicks to the groin from a blackbelt martial artist and remained on my feet to win a $500 bet. I lost it trying to double it on the fourth kick. :(

3) After passing out at a party, I woke up naked and duct-taped to another naked man in a compromising position.

4) To my knowledge, I am still banned for life from Holiday Inns.

5) I have been a human hotdog.

Yea, it was.
Meh, at least you did it, that's something

1:Won some dancing contest at the age of 8
2: Managed to somehow pass a test at 16 yrs old without having studied at all (still not sure how to this day)
3: went awol at once when I was a kid, got my parents worried sick, and had the police go and find me (bad, if it wasn't obvios)
4: walked around 2 miles to get almost all of the way home from school at age 7 (this is no exxageration, I was in a school in a different district from where I lived in at the time), before being found by dad, still throdding away, and the sidewalks in that area, even today, are somewhere between bad, and non existent.

Made a 34 composite score on the ACT (maximum composite score is 36), with a perfect score in Science



After all that bragging, although I firmly believe that standardized tests largely measure one's ability to take standardized tests, I simply couldn't resist the urge to point out that I got a composite 36. Hee hee. :p

(But hey, you beat me by 10 points in seventh grade. Well done you.)

My best exploit so far is getting into a sold out Orioles Red Sox game for free by lying and begging.

Some of these are refreshing my memory

1. Sank my buddies trunk ENTIRELY in mud while off-roading in a filled in pond
2. On Halloween while I was in basic training, I and many others dressed up as women or various other characters using the few materials available to us, and then went to the Drill Sgts office to trick or treat. As you may imagine, this did not go over well.
3. Banged the preacher's daughter in his chair in his office at church, during a lock-in (sleepovers we used to do as a youth group at the church)
4. Scored 1390 on the SAT (for the academic people)

I got kicked out of church once, not just asked to leave, but they took my name off the roll books and everything.

I got kicked out of numerous classes in highschool, once for trying to explain to my US history teacher that there were NOT 52 states in the USA and that Texas didn't "still belong to Mexico"

I have been clean and sober going on 7 years.

I gave birth to a genius (and only after 65 hours of labor ;))

Once I flipped my car 6 times and walked away without injury. :D (in case anyone wants to know it was a 79 Camaro, which is not easy to flip in the first place)

I have lived through direct hits of 4 tornadoes

I think that's about it.....

Hmm... yes, this post serves as bragging, but since I'll be applying for college next year (read: I'll have to brag a bit to interest the admissions officers) I think I can excuse myself.

Duke TIP National Recognition (for those who haven't heard of Duke TIP, read: I got 1360 out of 1600 in seventh grade on a test [SAT] where the average college-bound high school senior scored ~1000)
Four-time, unbeaten state champion in a grade-level science competition.
Individual regional qualifier in a similar science competition where I was competing against seniors... also largely responsible for my team's wild-card entry in the event. (Note: this was in my and only first year of competition in said event)
U.S. Biology Olympiad Semifinalist (one of the top 600 scores in the event)
All-but-certain National Merit Semifinalist, with a shot at making Finalist
Scored 2280 out of 2400 on the new version of the SAT (perfect score in Math)
Made a 34 composite score on the ACT (maximum composite score is 36), with a perfect score in Science

...OK, OK, even I will admit that I've bragged enough. :p
2310 :)
800 V 780 M 730 W
800 US, 800 Physics, 780 Bio, 760 Math II (:()
Oh, and 3rd place at sci oly nationals. Whoot.

-snip-
2: Managed to somehow pass a test at 16 yrs old without having studied at all (still not sure how to this day)
-snip-
What kind of test was it??? I honestly can't remember ever having studied for a test in my life......:p

Hmm... yes, this post serves as bragging, but since I'll be applying for college next year (read: I'll have to brag a bit to interest the admissions officers) I think I can excuse myself.

Duke TIP National Recognition (for those who haven't heard of Duke TIP, read: I got 1360 out of 1600 in seventh grade on a test [SAT] where the average college-bound high school senior scored ~1000)
Four-time, unbeaten state champion in a grade-level science competition.
Individual regional qualifier in a similar science competition where I was competing against seniors... also largely responsible for my team's wild-card entry in the event. (Note: this was in my and only first year of competition in said event)
U.S. Biology Olympiad Semifinalist (one of the top 600 scores in the event)
All-but-certain National Merit Semifinalist, with a shot at making Finalist
Scored 2280 out of 2400 on the new version of the SAT (perfect score in Math)
Made a 34 composite score on the ACT (maximum composite score is 36), with a perfect score in Science

...OK, OK, even I will admit that I've bragged enough. :p
Hmm... you've got me beat a little bit there. In seventh grade, I scored 1260 on the SAT, and just recently got a 2250 on the new version. I am the three-time Portland Public Schools Spelling Bee champion (Portland is a city of around a half million people).

More importantly, I let out a burp that could be clearly heard from approximately 100 meters away. I have eaten 18 pancakes in one sitting (not small ones, either). I have drunk four liters of soda pop in an hour and a half. I have farted in a girl's face and still had her making out with me fifteen minutes later (attractive girl, no alcohol or anything involved).;)

6) I have a scar on the top of my head where I got hit with a knife I was trying to juggle.

7) I have been stripped naked, hogtied and stuffed into a trunk. Twice.

8) I have assisted in the stripping naked, hogtieing and stuffing into trunks of three other people.

9) I've been flung out of the bed of a moving truck.

10) I received a 1480 on my SAT(highest in my school's history), and a 99 on my ASVAB. I was also voted 'Most Likely to Destroy Earth by Accident." :D

6) I have a scar on the top of my head where I got hit with a knife I was trying to juggle.

7) I have been stripped naked, hogtied and stuffed into a trunk. Twice.

8) I have assisted in the stripping naked, hogtieing and stuffing into trunks of three other people.

9) I've been flung out of the bed of a moving truck.

10) I received a 1480 on my SAT(highest in my school's history), and a 99 on my ASVAB. I was also voted 'Most Likely to Destroy Earth by Accident." :D
How'd you get banned from all the holiday inns?

Became South Floridas first Conservative Republican Jewish family.:)
That is absolutely remarkable. You should be in a museum.

How'd you get banned from all the holiday inns?

I broke some furniture, damaged a couple parked cars, ran around naked some and urinated where I shouldn't have. :p

Got thrown out of a Smashing Pumpkins concert at Wembley Arena
Got my top lip torn in 2 at the teeth of our Jack Russell when I was 9ish
Got my green sash in Praying Mantis Kung-Fu about a month ago :)
got engaged and then broke up
won a chess tournament when I was 10 (UK junior schools)
won the local village table-tennis trophy when i was 11
Achieved god status (this one may or may not be true)

I broke some furniture, damaged a couple parked cars, ran around naked some and urinated where I shouldn't have. :p
But they're all independently owned and operated, surely you'd have to do something really bad to get banned from ALL holiday inns.

I was hit by a semi truck, and spent a month and a day in the hospital, 8 of which were in the ICU. I got my right clavical broken, all the ribs on my right side broken, fractured skull, collapsed lung, some brain damage, a paralyzed vocal cord (from the brain damage), vertebrae 6 & 8 had their fins broken off, and vertebrae 7 was severely compressed. I had to wear a back brace for about 2 months, and I'm still not allowed to run.

I do beleive I pwn joo all. :p
Oh please.

At the age of eight, I had pleurisy and one-and-a-half of my lungs were full of mucus. I had a 90% chance to expire.

And somehow I didn't! Huzzah! (or maybe Booo! depending on who you are)

Oh I was also born 9 weeks premature, which is the longest I've ever heard.

So there :p

I broke some furniture, damaged a couple parked cars, ran around naked some and urinated where I shouldn't have. :p
Meh. Been there, done that :p

oh yeah, well I was in a stage 4 coma, which is basically dead.

But they're all independently owned and operated, surely you'd have to do something really bad to get banned from ALL holiday inns.

*shrug* I was seventeen and drunk. Details elude me. Besides, just because the irate manager said it, doesn't mean they can enforce it. :)

I vaguely recall humping furniture...

1. I almost died of mono (and I got it from the first girl I ever kissed)
2. I've given presentations to a former Drug Czar (General McCaffrey) and a former Secretary of Defense (William Perry).
3. I've initiated a report that has made it to the desk of President Clinton.
4. I slept in the back of a Humvee going across the TransIsthmian Highway in Panama.

Hmm... you've got me beat a little bit there. In seventh grade, I scored 1260 on the SAT, and just recently got a 2250 on the new version. I am the three-time Portland Public Schools Spelling Bee champion (Portland is a city of around a half million people).
So what, it's in friggin Oregon ;)

2. I've given presentations to... a former Secretary of Defense (William Perry).
Hey, me too! He was a prof of mine though, so mine was probably less impressive than yours was. :p

Oh please.

At the age of eight, I had pleurisy and one-and-a-half of my lungs were full of mucus. I had a 90% chance to expire.

And somehow I didn't! Huzzah! (or maybe Booo! depending on who you are)

Oh I was also born 9 weeks premature, which is the longest I've ever heard.

So there :p
He got hit by a semi! Surely that has a less than 90% chance of survival? Didn't you see that Rob Zombie movie about the fucked up family, and they put the guy's face on his wife and then she ran out into the road and got hit by a semi?

He got hit by a semi! Surely that has a less than 90% chance of survival?
Hmm it rather depends on its speed and what it was carrying, no?
Didn't you see that Rob Zombie movie about the fucked up family, and they put the guy's face on his wife and then she ran out into the road and got hit by a semi?
Have you ever seen Rambo 3?

It says the Taliban are great.

What's your point?

yeah, and my friend who was with me did die! (he was facing stright forward, I took it all to one side.)
The semi was going about 63 mph and didn't even try to touch the brakes.

Some of these are refreshing my memory


2. On Halloween while I was in basic training, I and many others dressed up as women or various other characters using the few materials available to us, and then went to the Drill Sgts office to trick or treat. As you may imagine, this did not go over well.



I can well imagine. When I was in basic our platoon guide thought Martin Luther King Day was a federal holiday for basic trainees so treated it like a Sunday schedule. The drill sgts were none too pleased to find us still sleeping at 4 a.m. It was the day we had pugil stick training and while all the other platoons got to stand in a circle and chair everyone on, we did front back gos for the entire day. My only consolation was that I twisted my ankle 3 hours into it and got sent to sick call.

yeah, and my friend who was with me did die! (he was facing stright forward, I took it all to one side.)
The semi was going about 63 mph and didn't even try to touch the brakes.
:(

Sorry to hear that... I don't really know what to say...

Hey, me too! He was a prof of mine though, so mine was probably less impressive than yours was. :p
I don't think my presentation is as impressive as actually being in class with him. Mine was only a presentation on a piece of field equipment that my unit was one of the first to test.

Hmm... yes, this post serves as bragging, but since I'll be applying for college next year (read: I'll have to brag a bit to interest the admissions officers) I think I can excuse myself.

Duke TIP National Recognition (for those who haven't heard of Duke TIP, read: I got 1360 out of 1600 in seventh grade on a test [SAT] where the average college-bound high school senior scored ~1000)
Four-time, unbeaten state champion in a grade-level science competition.
Individual regional qualifier in a similar science competition where I was competing against seniors... also largely responsible for my team's wild-card entry in the event. (Note: this was in my and only first year of competition in said event)
U.S. Biology Olympiad Semifinalist (one of the top 600 scores in the event)
All-but-certain National Merit Semifinalist, with a shot at making Finalist
Scored 2280 out of 2400 on the new version of the SAT (perfect score in Math)
Made a 34 composite score on the ACT (maximum composite score is 36), with a perfect score in Science

...OK, OK, even I will admit that I've bragged enough. :p
*cough*nerd*cough*

no problem. he wouldn't want me to be sad about it. Had he known, he'd propably have enjoyed the way he went. oh, btw, I'm not sure what the truck was carryng, I think it was a couple of rolls of paper.

So what, it's in friggin Oregon ;)
Hey! I will have you know that there are at least nine other literate people in this state!

yeah, and my friend who was with me did die! (he was facing stright forward, I took it all to one side.)
The semi was going about 63 mph and didn't even try to touch the brakes.

Well I don't know if they're to be believed because they are speedheads, but my uncles who drive trucks have told me that their companies tell them that if the trucker knows that he's going to cause an accident to try and make sure they kill the occupants because a death settlement is far less than an extended hospital and lifelong disability settlements are. Like I said though, they could have just been messing with my head.

2310 :)
800 V 780 M 730 W
800 US, 800 Physics, 780 Bio, 760 Math II (:()
Oh, and 3rd place at sci oly nationals. Whoot.

You win, slightly (I'm outclassed in the Olympiad (not sure by how much, I never got specifics about my Semifinal test score), and my SAT was 800 Math, 780 Verbal, and... 700 Writing :( )

*cough*nerd*cough*

But of course. You're on an Internet forum, what did you expect?

Besides, I now go to a school that is basically Nerd Heaven...

That is absolutely remarkable. You should be in a museum.

I know *sigh*...

But dont worry, there are more coming!


Vive la Reagan :p revolucion!

1. Broke my right arm 5 different times in 5 different places.

2. Scored 34 on ACT (I really sucked on the SATs, interestingly enough)

3. Sold drugs to classmates in 2nd grade

I win. :p

I don't think my presentation is as impressive as actually being in class with him. Mine was only a presentation on a piece of field equipment that my unit was one of the first to test.
Your presentation probably had an actual impact of some sort, though. Mine, not so much. It was a presentation of a policy brief I had to write up for his class, on which course of action I would recommend the government take if terrorists released the smallpox virus in the U.S.A. Totally fictional, with no real consequences.

1. Broke my right arm 5 different times in 5 different places.

2. Scored 34 on ACT (I really sucked on the SATs, interestingly enough)

3. Sold drugs to classmates in 2nd grade

I win. :p
What drug, baking soda? Glue stick?

3. Sold drugs to classmates in 2nd grade
Impressive! I just sold snowballs. The snow ones, I was not a "dirty, dirty boy". Just so you know.

What drug, baking soda? Glue stick?

It was some good ole fashioned Mary-Jane.

It was some good ole fashioned Mary-Jane.


:eek:

I cant believe you were sellin' the greenery! My choir boy image of you is ruined now thanks.

:eek:

I cant believe you were sellin' the greenery! My choir boy image of you is ruined now thanks.

I had a choir boy image? :confused:


Can anyone shed some light on this?

Can anyone shed some light on this?
Don't choirboys have their own candles? *Bada-bing!*

I had a choir boy image? :confused:


Can anyone shed some light on this?


You know most of my posts are laced with sarcasm. Goof.

You know most of my posts are laced with sarcasm. Goof.

Sorry. I've been studying for my Calc test all day. My el braino is el friedo. :(

Sorry. I've been studying for my Calc test all day. My el braino is el friedo. :(


aww....:fluffle:

want me to fix you a steak? *caresses Filet Mignon naughtily*

aww....:fluffle:

want me to fix you a steak? *caresses Filet Mignon naughtily*
Mmmmmm....peeches and Filet Mignon...;)

1) Was the only white guy at a black family reunion in Oakland.
2) Have been found alone, skull barely missed by a club, chased by and escaped from riot police.
3) Failed in a rescue attempt where a victim drowned (nearly drowning myself) only to see him revived 40 minutes later.
4) Have saved several lives and gotten a physician's license to practice revoked as an emergency operator (pre 911)
5) Had a policeman shout at me and a carload of friends "Move your car or go to jail!" then had half spontaniously start shouting (like on a game show) "move your car!" and "go to jail!" while I held my head crying "I can't decide!" I ended up doing neither. (door number three?)
6) Met said policeman's niece a month later. Did the deed with her.
7) Worked at a top 40 radio station.
8) Played in a very popular local club band... at the age of 17.
9) Confronted someone in his own home who was considerably larger than me who had been beating his gf... and walked out unscratched.
10) Strolled around the trading floor of the NYSE without restriction and sat at the table in their executive boardroom as a guest.
11) Went to an armory as a civilian (with long hair and bluejeans) and was handed a fully automatic M-16.
12) Turned down a chance to jam with Tesla. (in 1986 - before they were a big deal)

I'm sure I could think of more. I just put down the more interesting or stuff most likely to surprize the people who think they know me.

1) Was the only white guy at a black family reunion in Oakland.
2) Have been found alone, skull barely missed by a club, chased by and escaped from riot police.
3) Failed in a rescue attempt where a victim drowned (nearly drowning myself) only to see him revived 40 minutes later.
4) Have saved several lives and gotten a physician's license to practice revoked as an emergency operator (pre 911)
5) Had a policeman shout at me and a carload of friends "Move your car or go to jail!" then had half spontaniously start shouting (like on a game show) "move your car!" and "go to jail!" while I held my head crying "I can't decide!" I ended up doing neither. (door number three?)
6) Met said policeman's niece a month later. Did the deed with her.
7) Worked at a top 40 radio station.
8) Played in a very popular local club band... at the age of 17.
9) Confronted someone in his own home who was considerably larger than me who had been beating his gf... and walked out unscratched.
10) Strolled around the trading floor of the NYSE without restriction and sat at the table in their executive boardroom as a guest.
11) Went to an armory as a civilian (with long hair and bluejeans) and was handed a fully automatic M-16.
12) Turned down a chance to jam with Tesla. (in 1986 - before they were a big deal)

I'm sure I could think of more. I just put down the more interesting or stuff most likely to surprize the people who think they know me.
You? Chased by riot police? What were you protesting, long hair?

I've reduced a rail road car to 2' by 2' pieces of scrap metal.

You? Chased by riot police? What were you protesting, long hair?

ROFLMAO! No - I actually was sporting quite the mane at the time. I was covering the riot for the student press. (Don't be impressed - they assigned me the story of covering any trouble because they really weren't expecting any - I was only too pleased to oblidge - I hated my Major at that point. I ended up with the story of the year by a fluke.
As I approached the police were directing traffic supposedly around it. When I turned one corner about 50 yards ahead of me a fucking SEA OF PEOPLE came running around the next corner. I was in a 65 Mustang convertible - top down - of course. I jammed it into reverse and drove backwards ahead of the mob which was running at full speed down the street. They were gaining on me so I did a trick turn - backwards - into a long driveway which went between a fence and an apartment. I killed the lights then watched the mob run past like a rushing river. I thought it was clear and was relieved when the rit police showed up. I approached one and asked where the staging area was. He asked for my press pass. Upon reflection my answer could have been better. You see - a press pass is something issued for large planned events. Riots seldom are - this one certainly wasn't. So - asking for a press pass was sorta like asking someone for a ticket to get onboard a liferaft. My response was "I didn't realize you all were issuing press passes for this riot - where do I sign up?". It was at that point that I noticed his heavy breathing, sweating and crazed look in his eyes. Without thinking I ducked and felt as his baton caught a few of the hairs on top of my head. I ran, they followed. There was an open door and I went in. The people there - who I have never met before or since - slammed it behind me and bolted it. The cops beat on the door for a while before they found someone else easier to beat on. I had another colleague from the paper who was dragged from his car by his hair and beaten. Lucky for him the news caught it on video.

That, kiddies, is one of the many experiences where I developed such a distate for our vast and complex laws and over-reaching law enforecement. There were many stories of police brutality - but not one of the riot participants being brutal to anyone. In fact - at one point some students tackeled a man who was about to beat a cop who had fallen down.

This all happened before the internet - back in 89-90. It was a pretty big story at the time - in fact CNN even 'borrowed' much of my story for their reports.

Here is all I could find about it anymore;
http://orion.csuchico.edu/Archives/Volume36/Issue5/Opinion/Cwirespir.html
http://www.taugammatheta.com/playboy1.htm

1. I lived in seven different countries before I turned 18.
2. I have been thrown off of, kicked by, bitten by and stepped on by horses more times than I can or care to count.
3. I received an award in high school from the prince of the grand ducal family of Luxembourg.
4. When I was 17, my friends and I used to frequent a bar where we'd get free drinks for dancing on the bar on Friday and Saturday nights.

1) i run my schools computer network, meaning that i have higher clearance than my teachers do, this started when i was a freshman
2)i was born three weeks late, it was almost 4 weeks.
3) Despite the fact that i have been told that iam very very pretty i still have yet to be asked out, iam 17. i find it quite comical, my friends say its because i come across as stand-offish.
4) i have never taken any drugs or drank any alcohol

1) Ran my primary schools computer system. It involved deleting a lot of porn o_O.
2)Have broken a collarbone and a few ribs (Mine) And an arm (Not mine).
3)Have had police remove me from a school (At my request).
4)Cracked my skull falling off a car.

Let's see:
1) Wrote a clinical laboratory data management system starting from the question "What's DBASE?"

2) Stayed married to a woman I couldn't stand for 5 years and still wound up with three children.

3) Asked the cops very nicely if they could hurry up and move along because they had someone at gunpoint in the parking lot and I didn't want it to make a bad impression on the company audit that was going on at the time.

1. Got wasted at the age of 15 (decide whether bad or not =P)
2. Proceeded to walk home that night without getting seen by teh cops.
3. Solid 3.4 GPA throughout school.
4. Kicking ass in Volleyball ^.^

I beat the Endurance mission in Rogue Squadron II with no cheats :D
-Yes, 7 hours worth of blasting down progressively more difficult TIEs

Ummm.

I have broken (fractured) my right hand and left wrist at different time.

Off the same "Gutbuster" competition on Baldwin St. Dunedin, NZ, I have at two different times, won a PS2 and won a trip for two up to Wellington for two.

And then there is all the tests I manage to do well on despite not studying. Except for maths:(

1. Was once run out of Leesburg, Va.
2. Returned the next day with my father having forgotten the incident
3. Have driven under the influence of various different substances (not recommended)
4. Have dated 2 girls who cut themselves (not recommended)
5. Was mistaken for a wanted drug dealer.
6. I have hang glided before
7. Have had at least 5 girls (by latest count) threaten to castrate me
8. Helped a friend run away from his parents
9. Miraculously got away with something that would have undoubtedly expelled me from high school at the time, precluded me from attending the college I am in now, and prevented me from voting in some states, and put me in jail for some time. (Also not recommended)
10. Told an anorexic girl she was fat. (Uncalled for but funny at the time)
11. Won money off a priest in a bet.

I might add more if I feel like it...

I haven't done a whole lot. Well, I've done a few things other people have listed, but probably aren't worth bragging about.

I was voted "Most likely to end up in jail" at my high school formal.


....thats all I can think of.

Oh, I fell off a motorbike doing 60km/h once, and survived unscathed.

Was voted "most likely to lead a suicide cult"

heh, I got:

'always seen: With his bitchaz'
'Most likely to be: a P.I.M.P......for real?'


I didn't come up with it, but I game it my approval before it went to print, after which they added the 'for real?' part. Apparently some douche thought it was something I said a lot, although none of my friends were in agreement.

....got high... :p

Uh....

Some other crap like...

1 - Won the math award in grade 7 and in grade 12
2 - ...?

1. Dislike Alcohol, and don't use it unless i am trying a sip of wine from my parents. (As a teen? OHMAIGOSH!)
2. Once tried Marijuana and despised it absolutely/refuse to do any other drugs (As a teen? OHMAIGOSH!)
3. Am thinking of going celibate until marriage.
4. I am agnostic
5. I wish to find a girl who is not going to be falling down drunk or high every weekend (my god, how do i live?)
6. I dance

All of this and I am a man? My:D lord.

EDIT: I have good reason for my celibacy idea. One, sex only complicates matters. Two, i figure i don't want a girl to lose her virginity to me/ break up with me so there is an awkward moment when her husband asks her. Three, teenage pregnancy is a terrifying idea to me. Four, I don't like STDs.

1. Applied a direct electric current to several parts of my body intentionally on several occasions and survived.

2. Melted part of a lamp by placing the hanging chain bit of the switch into the socket. *It was sooooo pretty*

3. Set a couch on fire while I was sitting on it with only a lit cottonball. While the power was out.

4. Pealed previously molten Polyurethane out of my skin unassisted after putting out said couch fire with my bare hand. *it was a pretty small fire, but it still hurt dammit.*

5. Fell through wooden stair, survived unscathed dispite the rusty nail an inch from my leg.

6. Attempted suicide with a razor at the age of four. That's right, I realized life sucked at FOUR.

7. Found a unused still in sterile packaging needle and drew blood from my arm at the age of six. My mother worked at a hospital. She was pissed beyond words.

6. Attempted suicide with a razor at the age of four. That's right, I realized life sucked at FOUR.

7. Found a unused still in sterile packaging needle and drew blood from my arm at the age of six. My mother worked at a hospital. She was pissed beyond words.

Jesus, i hope you got help.

Jesus, i hope you got help.
Meh, didn't need help. There wasn't/isn't anything wrong with me.

6. I dance


I almost forgot that I know ballroom dance. Would somebody care to dance with me?

I almost forgot that I know ballroom dance. Would somebody care to dance with me?

Ah... this isn't exactly ballroom dance. I throw myself around my house jumping up and down listening to J-pop.

Ah... this isn't exactly ballroom dance. I throw myself around my house jumping up and down listening to J-pop.

Well, I dance to the music in the grocery store.

There was this one time I won a prize for writing a story about my made up exploits.

1. Incinerated numerous bugs with my ultra-powerful maginfying glass.
2. Spent a whole day writing a hiaku in the snow with a certain body part to impress a girl :D
3. Survived two gun-shots to my head (a nerf gun is still a gun) :P
4. Practiced my long range golf driving while skiing.
5. Managed to get a fat kid to chase after my car for the entire three mile trip to his destination. Boy was he lazy.
6. Broke the school yard bully's wrist and got heroism points for it, no disciplinary action was taken.
7. Read through Dracula in less than 24 hours.

This all happened before the internet - back in 89-90.

Someone tried to convince me Al Gore couldn't have invented the internet because it was invented before 1989.

1. Painted my face and hands black and dresed up as santa.
2. Melted gummy bears and created a mold of my penis to give to my girl friend(she broke up with me)
3. Put tacks on the Easter bunnys chair at some mall when I was younger
And that about does it

1. Painted my face and hands black and dresed up as santa.
2. Melted gummy bears and created a mold of my penis to give to my girl friend(she broke up with me)
3. Put tacks on the Easter bunnys chair at some mall when I was younger
And that about does it


Because of wasting the gummy bears or because of turning them into the mold? The mold is a hardcore idea. I should make some and throw them in the girl's locker room.

Personally i think you should be flogged for wasting such a commodity.:upyours:

Because of wasting the gummy bears or because of turning them into the mold? The mold is a hardcore idea. I should make some and throw them in the girl's locker room.

Personally i think you should be flogged for wasting such a commodity.:upyours:
He gave it to his girlfriend, so technically SHE wasted it... :p

Not a lot, but some of my proud points:

1. Got around my school's domain and was able to reconfigure every computer at will, however the year ended so I couldn't do anything with it >.<
2. Musician of the Year at my highschool, last year.
3. Only person in my school to be involved in all 3 extra-curricular bands at once. (The main reason for #2 ^.^)
4. I have WAY too much software on my computer... over $15 000 worth. Some is pirated, but most is legit. Which scares me.
5. I learned enough Java in a week to write a fully functional Puzzle game.

1. I won the double-bass prize at my secondary school.

........... eh, things have been pretty much downhill since then.

Completed the Grade 7 math textbook in five months (Feb to June). I did every question in the book, without once taking it home.

Was nearly failing math at the first of three reportcards in grade 8.

I only studied one final exam in my high-school career: Physics 12. I taught myself electrostatics and magnetism the day before the exam.

Me and two of my friends made a seating plan for our Chem 11 class. Most of the movement was to accomodate us three, as we were places as far apart as possible. Apparently playing poker during the lesson was one of the teachers hot buttons.

Fell asleep during a test, still got an A.

Someone hacked my email and ask my English teacher (which I hated) to grad. I found out a month after grad (only really use it for MSN). Luckily the person did it a month and a half before, hopefully the teacher had forgotten about it.

Won the Fermat Math Competion in my school. Came ~750 in Canada.

Spent on my computer than I have on my car.

I wanted a helicopter for Xmas when I was 10.

Got kicked out of church
Had/have ridiculously good grades/test scores (straight As, 5s on my AP exams)
Went the wrong way on two one-way streets, consecutively, in the city I've lived in all my life
2nd place in a Science Olympiad event (ironically, it was the one I didn't study for at all)
TPed a house in broad daylight, while the TP-ees were home
Eaten several double cheese burgers and lots of fries and immediately after proceeded to swim an IM
Had friends forbidden to interact with me
Got the highest grade in freshman English despite spending the vast majority of class time reading the newspaper
Fried an egg using firecrackers

Oh yes. I am cool.

um...

I'v had people forbidden to talk to me to (getting caught smoking pot with some friends)
uh...28 on my ACT which isn't shit compared to 35's and 36's but I did get a perfect on English (and a 19 in math)
Got accepted into the honors program at my uni
spent 6 nights canoeing down a river in the middle of nowhere (canada of course) with 5 other people and 6 1.75 litres of good canadian whiskey and couldn't drink the last two nights b/c we were out of booze
chugged a 5-gallon bowl of warm keg cans of different beers including fosters, st. pauli's girl, and some japanese beer no one had ever heard of
Was part of mock trial team that almost won state my senior year of hs
had sex with my girlfriend of 4 years in the offices of three different pizza stores that I was working at

smoking pot with some friends

my girlfriend of 4 years

If you don't mind my saying, that much detail makes it hard for me tell whether you were claiming these as accomplishments :) Not that you shouldn't. Far from it. Many people fail to ever do or have both of those achievements ;)

I ate 50 boiled eggs.

1. scored the highest in schools history in a state assessment test, receiving a letter from the Govenor. (thats all the academic crap you'll get from me)

2. Once was caught shoplifting a pack of cigarettes in a local supermarket at age 16. (no real punishment)

3. Cause several thousand dollars worth of vandalism as a youth, (like pre-teen) never caught.

4. Also never caught for minor arson charges as a lad. (yes, I was a destructive little bastard).

5. Was once thrown out of a hotel while tripping nuts on New Years Eve.

6. Gained brief minor local celebrity status for karaoke singing, earning the title "The Bar Singer".

7. Played in a Pink Floyd cover-band doing "The Wall" nearly in its entireity.

8. Long drug history, wich spawned many exploits and adventures.

9.. Have seen a Lactating Drag Queen.

This is sounding a lot like the Four Yorkshiremen sketch. For those of you who haven't seen/heard it, look it up.

9.. Have seen a Lactating Drag Queen.

LOL

Good Things:

1. Dressed up as a chick and used one of my friends mums bra.
2. Jumped on my bed and cracked my skull open cause i hit the fan. Got 6 months off school and didnt even have to repeat that grade.:p
3. Got a nail stuck up halfway through my foot and got to stay home in bed and watched movies.;)

Bad Things:

1. Had to give up 2 girlfriends. One of them left the school then I left the school.
2. I'm 13 and havent kissed a girl yet. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

LOL

second that:D

LOL


Yah, it sounds like an amusing sight in retrospect, but at the time all I could muster was shocked silence to see milk coming out of a man's titty.

9.. Have seen a Lactating Drag Queen.

I foresaw that in a vision.

But then I thought: There's no use scrying over spilt milk.

2. I'm 13 and havent kissed a girl yet. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Don't worry, you're in good company. I'm in the same situation!

*uncomfortable silence*

Yeah... and... that's a good thing. For you. Mmhmm.

I foresaw that in a vision.

But then I thought: There's no use scrying over spilt milk.

Now I wonder if I should mention the duct-tape?

Don't worry, you're in good company. I'm in the same situation!

*uncomfortable silence*

Yeah... and... that's a good thing. For you. Mmhmm.


*real uncomftorbal silence*

Thank god for that.

2. I'm 13 and havent kissed a girl yet. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

13 isn't at all remarkable in that regard.

Yah, it sounds like an amusing sight in retrospect, but at the time all I could muster was shocked silence to see milk coming out of a man's titty.

Yeah, I can imagine. :p

tripped balls and thought that dark side of the moon carried be back in time to the 70's so that I could watch the wizard of oz over and over

that was one of hte best things that ever happened to me :)

Don't worry, you're in good company. I'm in the same situation!

*uncomfortable silence*

Yeah... and... that's a good thing. For you. Mmhmm.
15. *another uncomfortable silence*

11) I once stapled an english muffin onto myself.

12) I have been completely submerged in quicksand.

13) I am virtually immune to poson Ivy.

14) I am in the Who's Who of American High School Students for 1991.

15) I have been jackknife powerbombed by Kevin Nash.

I once ate an English muffin that had been stapled to a Lunatic's goofballs.

15. *another uncomfortable silence*

Meh, still nothing. 20 and never had a girlfriend.

I once ate an English muffin that had been stapled to a Lunatic's goofballs.

I always wondered where it went. :p

This is an just me being a terrible show off:

1) Getting an A* in GCSE Chemistr at age 13
2) Getting an A in the first module of as level age 14
3) leading my school's chemistry team to glorius victory two years running

So yes, i'm a nerd.

I'm in year 9 and doing all year 11 subjects. Got straight As for them too.

*is smug*

i once got politly asked to leave the british embassy when i was waiting with someone, for absentmindidly singing irish rebel songs ,, that were eh... lets say critical of england, its people and its history :(

i was reading... i didnt notice .. the guy did not look happy, apparently his grandfather wasa "black and tan" :D

i once got politly asked to leave the british embassy when i was waiting with someone, for absentmindidly singing irish rebel songs ,, that were eh... lets say critical of england, its people and its history :(

i was reading... i didnt notice .. the guy did not look happy, apparently his grandfather wasa "black and tan" :D
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This is toughie but a goodie

1) An arab pilot tried to buy me for camels when we lived in the middle east

2) I found the brother I'd never met and that the family hadn't seen in 22 years.... and we lost him to accidental death the same year I found him.

3) I saved the company I work for half a million pounds last year

4) I know sign language

5) I was part of the sign language choir (you know, you sign while you sing) that lit up the christmas lights in Middlesbrough back in *thinks*.. early 90's - 94 I think. We met the Mayor, and somehow my parents ended up in the group photo, with the Mayor and the choir, and it still hangs on the hall in my old school.

1. Got banned from playing cricket in my school (for being a danger to myself and others around me)

2. Got banned from tennis for exactly the same reason.

3. I am the tallest person in my town.

1. I can name all 50 states in 28 seconds (been able to do this since I was 10 or 11).

2. Got a 96 on my Algebra End of Course test. Algebra is a high school course where I live and I was in middle school at the time.

3. Yesterday I met a niece and nephew who are my adopted-brother's kids, the said brother who've I don't think I've met since I was a baby. The nephew, Zack, is a year younger than me, and Brianna is 3 years younger. I met them at a birthday party for my other nephew, who just turned 4. :eek:

4. Several times I've gotten my entire class to lose recess or get silent lunch for something I did, the most recent in 6th grade, when my (already) broken protactor fell apart and the teacher saw it. Thankfully, hardly anyone blamed me. And I spent most of the school year on silent lunch for different reasons.:( :headbang:

5. Was the only 4th grader to enter the school's Geography Bee at the time, then in 7th grade I got 3rd place in it, and in 8th I got 2nd (and it was the day after my 14th birthday too! :D )

1. Accidentally hit my 6th grade teacher upside the back of her head (when I was in 6th grade). At the end of the year, she moved to Germany. I have no proof, but I believe I am wholly responsible for the move.

2.Completely severed both bones in my forearm. Not like a hairline fracture. The were completely seperated. How? Tripping on the sidewalk. I got up, tried to realign my arm (it was forming a 110 degree angle, or so--one bone had actually broken thru the skin on my arm. I didnt see it, thankfully), and continued to walk to school, while screaming for help. I was so loud someone came out of their house and called an ambulance and my parents for me, even tho it was about 7:45 AM. One the plus side, when I went to the hospital, they gave me morphine, and later all kinds of painkillers. I left the hospital after 3 days. They gave me painkillers when I left. I never took any of them. I was too badass.

3. At a Phillies vs. Nationals game, booed one of the Phillies players when he went up to bat, because he couldnt catch a damn ball. (I am a Phillies fan.) Between innings after I booed him, an announcement came over the PA asking that fans not heckle individual players. I had been sitting in the 700 level seats. At the player's next at-bat, he hit a homerun. Good thing I got him into shape!

4. I once agreed to take someone I'd never met as an escort to protect me from STDs on a trip to India. I've never been to India, and have no plans to go. But just in case, I have a foolproof plan to keep me STD-Free.

5. I sent a boy a box of condoms as a gift. He had asked, after I told him I gave my sister condoms as a gift, for her to give around at school, to fight the teen pregnancy problem. I told the boy to make good use of them, despite having a very large crush on him.

hmmm, cant think of any more exploits at the point. Oh well. Hope you enjoyed those!

oooo, and I can list all the presidents of the USA in chronological order in approx 30 seconds.

I can name every National Capital

Given any date from July, 1955 onward, I can tell you what the #1 song was (US charts only)

I'm double-jointed

1. scored the highest in schools history in a state assessment test, receiving a letter from the Govenor. (thats all the academic crap you'll get from me)

2. Once was caught shoplifting a pack of cigarettes in a local supermarket at age 16. (no real punishment)

3. Cause several thousand dollars worth of vandalism as a youth, (like pre-teen) never caught.

4. Also never caught for minor arson charges as a lad. (yes, I was a destructive little bastard).

5. Was once thrown out of a hotel while tripping nuts on New Years Eve.

6. Gained brief minor local celebrity status for karaoke singing, earning the title "The Bar Singer".

7. Played in a Pink Floyd cover-band doing "The Wall" nearly in its entireity.

8. Long drug history, wich spawned many exploits and adventures.

9.. Have seen a Lactating Drag Queen.

Dear me, we have a budding Hunter S. Thompson on our hands. Congratulations.

I can name every National Capital

Given any date from July, 1955 onward, I can tell you what the #1 song was (US charts only)

I'm double-jointed

June 20. 1981

1. Got banned from playing cricket in my school (for being a danger to myself and others around me)

2. Got banned from tennis for exactly the same reason.

For the same reason I should be banned from.

Playing all sport, or in fact doing anything involving projectiles
Moving faster than a snail
Moving my arms
Moving down stairs

On a slightly more interesting note, I know the words to all 5 verses of Advance Australia Fair, even the 3 (of 5) that the government doesn't use in the anthem version because it's basically sucking up to the English.

i once got politly asked to leave the british embassy when i was waiting with someone, for absentmindidly singing irish rebel songs ,, that were eh... lets say critical of england, its people and its history :(

i was reading... i didnt notice .. the guy did not look happy, apparently his grandfather wasa "black and tan" :D

Dorry, but that is cool.

(I am Irish by descent)

Hell, this should be fun.

1. Hit by 2 AK rounds. Helmet and body armour (not UK Spelling so I had body armour that actually works) stopped them.

2. Nearly set off an PMR-1 (anti-personnel mine) with my chest diving for cover.

3. Refused a jolly flight in a Lynx helicopter. It crashed killing all 3 people on board.

4. Broke my neck in a motorbike crash and didn't find out until 14 months later.

Just qualified as a Physics and Maths teacher. I figure doing 2 six month (infantry) tours in war zones is good enough training for schools in Glasgow!

Fargozia']Hell, this should be fun.

1. Hit by 2 AK rounds. Helmet and body armour (not UK Spelling so I had body armour that actually works) stopped them.

2. Nearly set off an PMR-1 (anti-personnel mine) with my chest diving for cover.

3. Refused a jolly flight in a Lynx helicopter. It crashed killing all 3 people on board.

4. Broke my neck in a motorbike crash and didn't find out until 14 months later.

Just qualified as a Physics and Maths teacher. I figure doing 2 six month (infantry) tours in war zones is good enough training for schools in Glasgow!

Glasgow?...I dont know about that....were you sas? cuz you might need those skills

June 20. 1981




the Stars On 45 Medley (it was mostly bits and pieces of Beatles' songs). The problem with doing this online is I can't prove I'm doing it from memory, and not just looking it up.

the Stars On 45 Medley (it was mostly bits and pieces of Beatles' songs). The problem with doing this online is I can't prove I'm doing it from memory, and not just looking it up.

I'll believe you ;)

yeah, and my friend who was with me did die! (he was facing stright forward, I took it all to one side.)
The semi was going about 63 mph and didn't even try to touch the brakes.

Sorry about your friend.. however you're not really supposed to hit the brakes when driving a truck at that speed.. it generally makes things worse when you jackknife and wipe out three lanes of traffic..

Anyway, I was gonna brag about all the dopes I've run off the road with a semi.. but that probably could wait for another occasion. :p

Well I don't know if they're to be believed because they are speedheads, but my uncles who drive trucks have told me that their companies tell them that if the trucker knows that he's going to cause an accident to try and make sure they kill the occupants because a death settlement is far less than an extended hospital and lifelong disability settlements are. Like I said though, they could have just been messing with my head.

Not all of us are on speed.. some of us prefer tranquilizers and booze.. :p

Seriously though.. I've never been told to actually try and kill someone, at least by the company. I've been told not to try and take evasive action past a certain speed, and I've been told to run down armed pedestrians (possible hijackers), but that's about it.

2. Got a 96 on my Algebra End of Course test. Algebra is a high school course where I live and I was in middle school at the time.
When I was in middle school, I took geometry (a year past algebra) at my local high school, and had the best grade in the class at the end of the year. My final grade was 103%, I aced the final and midterm, and most of the sophomores in the class copied off me.

1) An arab pilot tried to buy me for camels when we lived in the middle east
Hey, that happened to me (well, minus the pilot part) when I was in Cairo for a swim meet! I was with a bunch of the guys on my team and someone came up to them and offered to buy me for something like 50 camels and some goats. :p

EDIT: I happen to be IMing one of the guys that was there. Apparently he remembers the incident very well, and it was 40 camels and 5 goats.

Was on America's Most Wanted by accident
Have saved 7 people from drowning at different times

When I was in middle school, I took geometry (a year past algebra) at my local high school, and had the best grade in the class at the end of the year. My final grade was 103%, I aced the final and midterm, and most of the sophomores in the class copied off me.

Oh yeah? I was a year behind in math and almost didn't graduate from HS because of my math grade. Beat that!

Wow, I didn't think this thing still lived. Hmm.

1. Surfed 14 ft waves at Ocean Isle
2. Ate a whole taco in one bite
3. Have drank a case by myself in one very short night
4. Slept with *gasp* 69 women, and everyone knows it (and they weren't bad looking, although quite a few were drunk, as was I), by which I mean it is public knowledge. Let the FLAME BEGIN!!!!


I love living at the beach

"I never fucked a ten, but one night I fucked five twos." -George Carlin.

Just thought I'd throw that in. :)

Was on America's Most Wanted by accident
Have saved 7 people from drowning at different times
Did you tackle a guy trying to steal your jeans?

Did you tackle a guy trying to steal your jeans?

I have. *nod*

My top ten

1) Smoked pot inside disneyland four times in one day without being caught.
2) Caught Scorpians at CYC camp (christian youth camp) when I was about 6 and watched them fight to the death.
3) Had sex with my friend's mother AND sister in the same school year.
4) Won the state championship at trumpet twice (out of two tries
5) Punched out my boss when I found out he was shorting me hours on my paycheck. (NEVER mess with a 6'3" 215 lb guy or his money, if you mess with my money it's like playing with my emotions.
6) Went on a Hunter S. Thompson-style drug binge my freshman year of college that took me through 3 countries and 9 states (road TRIP!!!)
7) Punched out a bouncer for calling me a "douche".... and got away with it.
8) Undefeated (8-0-1) in regional UFC bouts.
9) Undefeated (4-0-0) in youth boxing
10) Once made a 45 year old woman cry by calling her old.

"I never fucked a ten, but one night I fucked five twos." -George Carlin.

Just thought I'd throw that in. :)
Awesome quote.

3) Had sex with my friend's mother AND sister in the same school year.

her mum!!?!?!?!!?!

her mum!!?!?!?!!?!
Whats's wrong with that? You think a 6'3 215lb black man that plays the trumpet couldn't have sex with your mom while punching out a bouncer? Child's play....

Whats's wrong with that? You think a 6'3 215lb black man that plays the trumpet couldn't have sex with your mom while punching out a bouncer? Child's play....


Btw, I'm not black. I'm white. I'm so white I'm almost see thru.

Whats's wrong with that? You think a 6'3 215lb black man that plays the trumpet couldn't have sex with your mom while punching out a bouncer? Child's play....

please no mental images

1) Went into a merrily burning garage and backed the landladys car out of it until it was away from any imminent danger of explosion.
2) Drove overnight to represent a cave conservation organization at a Nature Conservancy open house, and while enroute, hit a deer, which upon impact had spun it around and caused it to defecate down the side of my car, messed up the front quarter-panel, and still showed up bright and early, in my freshly decorated instrument of death amongst the animal lovers and tree huggers.
3) Somehow managed to not be imprisoned for any appreciable amount of amount of time. (If you knew the rest of my family, you'd recognize this for the achievement it really is. I have one brother presently in federal prison, one is a state prison alumnus, and the other has been in and out of county lockups his entire life.)
4) Managed to keep his head and direct my driver back through miles of country to the nearest hospital after having his hand crushed by an iron cave gate and having one finger severed by said gate, whilst keeping pressure on my wrist so that I wouldn'r die from blood loss. And then, afterwards...... not attempting any lawsuits against either the lanowner who owned the property, or the cave conservancy which installed the gate, even though the gate had no safety catch preventing the gate from closing unexpectedly.

Dammit I wanna hear how someone got kicked out of a state! I mean, a church camp was cool, but a state is, is, is an epic footmark in the history of mischievous malpractice
That is cool. The closest I've managed was to get kicked out of Key Largo by the sheriff's department. We kept pretty much a whole hotel awake all night and were rather rude to the hotel staff, who called the sheriff's office to evict us. We didn't get busted for drugs because a quick thinking friend of mine slashed open a matress and hid the bag of cocaine and xanax inside it before the sheriff's deputies could get into the room. Sheriff's deputies told us we weren't welcome back on the island.

7. Read through Dracula in less than 24 hours.

thats nothing i finished the last harry potter book in less than 15 hours and read a christmass tale by charels dickens in a hour

thats nothing i finished the last harry potter book in less than 15 hours and read a christmass tale by charels dickens in a hour

And that's nothing in my eyes - I finished the last Harry Potter book in three hours, and even Goblet of Fire took only 5 1/2 hours to read.

I've also been bucked off of two different horses and bailed off of a third one.

I've also been bucked off of two different horses and bailed off of a third one.
Bucking horses are no fun. I used to ride, but didn't have my own horse, so I'd ride the stable's horses. Eventually they started giving me the problem horses because they knew I could handle them, and no one else wanted to work with them. Hence the second item on my list: "I have been thrown off of, kicked by, bitten by and stepped on by horses more times than I can or care to count."

Didnt give up on my dog who got lost for two weeks on top of a snow covered mountain. Drove 60 miles one way to the mountain after work almost every day looking for him. Eventually found him half starved and half wild. Before that I cared for him and liked him well enough. After that he was my best and closest and most loving friend for the next 14 years. It was the best two weeks of my life I have ever invested.

Became South Floridas first Conservative Republican Jewish family.:)

Atlantian Islands, what a nice Jewish boy you are. Are you Ultraorthodox? How did you get your parents/children to come along?

And that's nothing in my eyes - I finished the last Harry Potter book in three hours, and even Goblet of Fire took only 5 1/2 hours to read.

I've also been bucked off of two different horses and bailed off of a third one.
:rolleyes:
thats really not that big of a deal to me, i own horses and get thrown relitvly often( from traing them), its how i shredded the mcl in both my legs.
how is it that GOF is shoter that THBP and it took you longer to read it?

Bucking horses are no fun. I used to ride, but didn't have my own horse, so I'd ride the stable's horses. Eventually they started giving me the problem horses because they knew I could handle them, and no one else wanted to work with them. Hence the second item on my list: "I have been thrown off of, kicked by, bitten by and stepped on by horses more times than I can or care to count."
i know the feeling:(
and its not a good one

i know the feeling:(
and its not a good one
You're right, that feeling sucks. But the rest of my experience with horses more than makes up for it. :)

You're right, that feeling sucks. But the rest of my experience with horses more than makes up for it. :)
yes funny how thay can do that:)
a ( :fluffle: ) for all the horses out there evil or no

1) Turned my pool from a dark sick green to crystal clear and swimmable
2) Never broken a bone
4) Stole a guy's keychain and gave him a nervous breakdown.
5)Became Dictator of a nation.
6) Rode on a bike in 100 degree weather with a flat tire.
7) Forgot number 3

And that's nothing in my eyes - I finished the last Harry Potter book in three hours, and even Goblet of Fire took only 5 1/2 hours to read.
thats nothing i finished the last harry potter book in less than 15 hours and read a christmass tale by charels dickens in a hour
So what? I memorized War and Peace in twelve minutes.

1) broke my arm falling of a slide
2) won several local tennis competitions
3) have forgotten fathers day for 7 consecutive years
4) sang christmas carols in feburary (i was broke ok)
5) never smoked
6) i mowed the lawn today (34 deg Centigrade, and its a big garden)
7) as you can tell, exploits are a bit thin on the ground
8) i couldnt list 10 exploits :(

So what? I memorized War and Peace in twelve minutes.

HAH! I did that in about 2 seconds.

Just the title though not the long boring bit after.

Meh, whatever

1) SAT: 2280

2) ACT: 34 (perfect scores on Math and Science, 35 on Reading)

3) National Merit Scholar

4) Gotten 3 or higher on 15 AP tests and self-studied for 5 of those.

5) Have a good scholarship because of the afforementioned accomplishments (This one is the most important one)

Managed to not break my neck even though I fell head first into the ground.

Tore my achilles at 13 and didnt find out for two months.

Never broken a bone(even though I've done worse things than those that have broken others bones).

Drove myself to and from swim practice at 14, down a busy thoroughfair in Miami and didn't die.

Got my black belt in Tae Kwon Do at 11(I had been doing it since Kindergarten).

Snuck out of my house at two in the morning with two other friends and paintballed cars passing by on the state highway by my house.

Was not killed by the angered driver who stopped and chased us through the woods.

I am also a certified Life Guard.

Oh and before I forget, I survived a direct hit by a tornado during Hurricane Andrew even though the roof got torn off and a massive tree fell on the bathroom we were in.

I keep thinking of more from reading others posts :D

- 5 on AP English exam
- 5 on AP US History (only two I ever took)
- Stole the sign for the Magistrate's Office, and had it screwed onto a wall in my house, even when the cops came through (for another reason), and they let me keep it
- Ran two miles in 12 minutes (during basic training, so I had a small advantage, i.e. constant training)
- Have gone flounder gigging and caught 40 flounder and two spottail
- reached level 99 on Diablo II before my account got deleted from inaction (courtesy of basic training)

EDIT: And whoever claimed they memorized War and Peace in 12 minutes is full of it. Maybe you memorized a section for a test, and remembered it long enough to pass the test, but not the whole book. Even the movie is longer than that.

- lost a certain something at 14
- cheated and exploited the system and generally half arsedly got 9 A*'s at GCSE
- kicked out of scouts for being, and I quoute "obnoxiously drunk". Ptresumably drunk was acceptable.
- voted the most emo person in school:)
- competed for England as a pentathlete.

- lost a certain something at 14
12 ;)