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Surf Shack's Desert of Dread

Surf Shack
15-07-2006, 22:38
ooc:In tribute to an old RP that I can't remember who started, this is my Desert of Dread. To join, simply invent a title and become a member of the court. It is MY thread so you can't be Supreme Commander of the Undead or some other such nonsense. But I'm not gonna tell you what to do, I'm just reserving my title. Also, I will list court members in this post, assuming this even works. Just make sure its twisted and absolutely tasteless, whatever you come up with.

IC: Deep in a soggy, seemingly lifeless bog that covers thousands of the least attractive land in the world, an enormous fortress stands dark and imposing against the landscape. No sound issues forth, but an aura of dread and gloom surrounds this monolith as palpably as a wall or moat. Here, in the Desert of Dread, the Citadel of Emulsified Putrefaction is home to the most dire and distasteful company of manic-psychotic sociopaths the world has ever known. Led, in the loosest sense of the word, by the master of the Citadel, the dark Lord of Marauding, Filleting, and the Occasional Molestation of Wildlife, they wander the land causing mayhem among its admittedly few inhabitants, occasionaly wandering outside their borders to wreak havoc among the civlized peoples of the world.



EDIT: By the way, I remembered where I got the idea, it was a thread Peech started long ago.

Members of the Court
Surf Shack, the Lord of Marauding, Filleting, and the Occasional Molestation of Wildlife
Ju, Master of the Ginsu knives and Lord of Catering
JuNii
15-07-2006, 23:36
*Ju, Master of the Ginsu Knives and Lord of catering enters the tower. With Pursed lips, he grimly looks around. then taking a deep breath he makes his presence known!*

Oh, this just won't do... too dark and gloomy, the castle look is so 1980's *claps his hands and minces about* some cheery curtains here, a rug there, but what is really needed is a splash of color... oh! this room could be bright pink... yessss!
Surf Shack
15-07-2006, 23:50
The dark lord looks around incredulously at the new decorations, an unreadable expression slowly working through his face

"These colors are fabulous. Well done!"

He saunters out into the forest in search of a squirrel