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Ladies, Gentlemen, Small Furry Creatures from Alpha Centauri:

I'm sure I speak for everyone in the tolerant world of NS General in welcoming the apprentice postwhore New Peeland, whose recent thread "Hello I'm new!!" was such a landmark in the history of spamming.

The proposal that all new members should read THE RULES and all guidelines, was met with very little enthusiasm in the above thread. Mutterings about "scarey stuff" and "what, there are rules?" were heard.

However, to test New Peeland's resolve, it has been decided to impose an initiation ceremony of some sort, perhaps with a view to imposing such on all new members, on the occasion of their hundredth post. Stronger measures could even be considered for those on their 500th post, etc.

All new members must kick Lunatic Goofballs in the scrotum while wearing a comically oversized shoe.

All new members must learn the intricacies of "they're", "their", and "there".

All new members must be hit by Eutrusca's trout.

All new members must be lambasted by Sinuhue at least once.

All new members must flirt with IlRuffino.

All new members must kick Lunatic Goofballs in the scrotum while wearing a comically oversized shoe.

All new members must learn the intricacies of "they're", "their", and "there".

All new members must be hit by Eutrusca's trout.

All new members must be lambasted by Sinuhue at least once.

All new members must flirt with IlRuffino.
All new members must attempt to reason with Empress Suiko, The South Islands, Corneliu, or h4ck5 for at least 50 posts.

All new members must syphon fuel tanks for i am short of gas money.

NOW you come with the great options! Sheesh. I'm going to bed.

All new members must kick Lunatic Goofballs in the scrotum while wearing a comically oversized shoe.

All new members must learn the intricacies of "they're", "their", and "there".

All new members must be hit by Eutrusca's trout.

All new members must be lambasted by Sinuhue at least once.

All new members must flirt with IlRuffino.

Hmm... 2 out of 5 for me.

New Peeland must clean the NSG bathroom, wash the NSG private jet and limos, and bring democracy to Cuba.

All new members must be hit by Eutrusca's trout. (thanks Keruvalia)

All New Members must participate in one of these Debates:
Religion or Political

they must start a non-spam thread that will do at least one of these
1) last past 20 posts
2) get moved to Spam
3) get hijacked at least twice
4) change at least one-posters mind (the thread starter does not count)

and All Members must post at least 1 :fluffle:

New Peeland must display my signature at random intervals during her time on NS so that people will be even more confused between my posts and hers.

New Peeland must display my signature at random intervals during her time on NS so that people will be even more confused between my posts and hers.
:p
lord knows when I first saw that name, I thought it was you!

All new members must attempt to reason with Empress Suiko, The South Islands, Corneliu, or h4ck5 for at least 50 posts.

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?

im quite looking forward for the troll fight. We can market it and make lots of money. YAY

Can't we just make them do all of the above?

All new members must attempt to reason with Empress Suiko, The South Islands, Corneliu, or h4ck5 for at least 50 posts.
but what if New Peeland agrees with them...

:p
lord knows when I first saw that name, I thought it was you!


Someone else said they thought that I had let my nation expire and that I made a new one with a typo-lol.

but what if New Peeland agrees with them...

Then we bring out the thumb screws.

Someone else said they thought that I had let my nation expire and that I made a new one with a typo-lol.
That's what I thought too. :)

Then we bring out the thumb screws.
ooh ooh ooh, and after that, can we use the comfy chair?

Then we bring out the thumb screws.

no, no, thats not sever enough, make her take off her shoe, then, with infinate precision, tickle her foot with a feather. Imagine the pain.

ooh ooh ooh, and after that, can we use the comfy chair?
What about Peechlands naughty chair? I get put in that a lot...:(

What about Peechlands naughty chair? I get put in that a lot...:(


But not nearly enough;)

But not nearly enough;)
That almost sounds as if you're encouraging my naughtiness. :eek:

Its to easy to get a troll to use the "upyours" smiley. (ive never used it, and im trying to stay on the streak)

I support the learning the difference btwn they're, their, and there.

Koala is the best suggestion tho.

Bitch May Have Msn!:)

NOW you come with the great options! Sheesh. I'm going to bed.
LOL aw thanks, when do we decide upon my fate...

oh and about that option for imposing something at the 500th post. I'm nearly there so make your mind up ;) :p

What a sweetie x

no, no, thats not sever enough, make her take off her shoe, then, with infinate precision, tickle her foot with a feather. Imagine the pain.
I'm not actually ticklish in the slightest...but as previously stated...I do hate people touching my belly button so feel free to utilise that :)

ah hah, replace the feather punishment, and give her the belly button poke

mwahahaha

the perfect plan for when her post count overtakes mine

Why is this poll not multiple choice?

Why is this poll not multiple choice?
simple, you choose what you want to do, while others do what they want.

no one said anything about only the popular one gets done! :D

Must troll without actually trolling and inciting inflamed opinions... :D

All new members must attempt to reason with Empress Suiko, The South Islands, Corneliu, or h4ck5 for at least 50 posts.
You're forgetting Designated Marksman.

Perhaps the poll should have been the sort where you can pick more than one.
I saw the option there, didn't because of how many people would select them all.
I should have credited Mstreeted, who provided options 1 and 6. See post #1053 in The Mighty Thread.
I'm probably doing something dumb and noob by starting too many sentences with "I." And I'm not finished yet.
New Peeland gave permission for this poll, without having seen it first. #1112
Keruvalia's suggestion about the intricacies of "they're", "their", and "there" is gold. How could I not mention grammar-fascists? People who put a period outside quote marks make me hopping mad!
And how could I not mention people who post opinions in red size-7 ?
Finally, there should have been an option involving dating, beer or vomit.
Well, I'll know better next time, and start a reasonable thread about something important. Not.

New Peeland must display my signature at random intervals during her time on NS so that people will be even more confused between my posts and hers.
:D
Well said. *bows*

:D
Well said. *bows*

Thanks darlin'. I see youre acomin' as I'm agoin'.....sigh. Maybe I'll get some SJS time in tomorrow. ;) :fluffle:

Thanks darlin'. I see youre acomin' as I'm agoin'.....sigh. Maybe I'll get some SJS time in tomorrow. ;) :fluffle:
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps!
:)
I'll get read up on your posts - i seem to recall something about two loyal folks somewhere ... ;)
That, and i might kick on the next thread too.

wholy sh!t you are at 280 posts peeland....u crazy and need to get a life lol jk

How the hell can you go wrong with an armed Koala???

*votes*

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?
Well, everyone's been ignoring that lately, so it seems, so I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon.

Car battery jumpered to your nipples, anyone?

but what if New Peeland agrees with them...
Oh, don't worry. There'll be enough inconsistency in 50 posts to assure a good workout.

ooh ooh ooh, and after that, can we use the comfy chair?
Now, don't get ahead of yourself, Cardinal Biggles. We must use the Soft Cushions first!

Just make sure you've got all the stuffing up on end!

You're forgetting Designated Marksman.
Oooh, howling error there! My bad, Sorry!

People who put a period outside quote marks make me hopping mad!

Prepare to hop. I've been reading grammar books for a change of pace lately by authors like Lynne Truss. The period can go outside the quotes when the quote is not dialogue or a direct quotation. If the quotes are merely a function of noun context (name of a song or article, sarcasm, or so-called for example), they're okay to be inside the terminal punctuation mark.

I...am...UBERGRAMMARNAZI!

Seriously, I can't help myself. I apologize.

All new members must kick Lunatic Goofballs in the scrotum while wearing a comically oversized shoe.

All new members must learn the intricacies of "they're", "their", and "there".

All new members must be hit by Eutrusca's trout.

All new members must be lambasted by Sinuhue at least once.

All new members must flirt with IlRuffino.
*huffily*

I don't lambast. I educate.:mad:

I don't lambast. I educate.:mad:
There's a few posters on the "inconvenient truth" thread that need some education. *nods*

All new members must kick Lunatic Goofballs in the scrotum while wearing a comically oversized shoe.

nope

All new members must learn the intricacies of "they're", "their", and "there".

check but lax with apostrophes (tick for my UK friends"]

All new members must be hit by Eutrusca's trout.

check

All new members must be lambasted by Sinuhue at least once.

check

All new members must flirt with IlRuffino.

check

Sorry LG but I gotta become accepted here


http://www.applelinks.com/abacus/ClownShoe.jpg

*huffily*

I don't lambast. I educate.:mad:

I have learned nothing, NOTHING!

mwahahahahahahhahahahaha

She has my respect already. What a fantastic first thread.

All new members must syphon fuel tanks for i am short of gas money.
That's not the only thing you're short.:p
Sorry LG but I gotta become accepted here


http://www.applelinks.com/abacus/ClownShoe.jpg
Congrats! You are now an NSer!



As for New Peeland (was Peeland already taken?) I believe she should give us all a round....of Tacos.

:eek: How does someone get to 300+ in 3 days?

How much of that 92 post-per-day average is spam?

:eek: How does someone get to 300+ in 3 days?

How much of that 92 post-per-day average is spam?
100% Spam.

Who?

All new members must be strapped down to a chair and subliminally be shown many risque pictures of Eut in a thong for 30 minutes straight, if they come out sane, they can enjoy their stay in NS General.

All new members must be strapped down to a chair and subliminally be shown many risque pictures of Eut in a thong for 30 minutes straight, if they come out sane, they can enjoy their stay in NS General.

Sane, hell, if they come out alive at all, they should then be considered NS General Gods.:D

Sane, hell, if they come out alive at all, they should then be considered NS General Gods.:D


its a dog eat dog forum. gotta separate the weak from the strong here.

its a dog eat dog forum. gotta separate the weak from the strong here.

Maybe require all the newbies to search for and read every single one of Euts posts? That would show a certain amount of commitment to NSG.

Gotta love New P, she's only been here a couple of days and already had 2 threads reported to the mods!!!!! GRR!@narks!!! :D

Maybe require all the newbies to search for and read every single one of Euts posts? That would show a certain amount of commitment to NSG.
how would one breath with all that dead air? :p
*ducks incoming troutslap*

I agree with lurking. Lurking is fun! *points to post count & creation date*

300+ posts in three days?!?!?! I didn't have that in three months!

I think she must think up an initiation test for herself as her initiation test.

Hmm...
One thread locked.
One thread moved to chat.
300 or so post count.

All in a couple of days.

I'd say she initiated herself in NSG quite well.

Hmm...
One thread locked.
One thread moved to chat.
300 or so post count.

All in a couple of days.

I'd say she initiated herself in NSG quite well.


this threads existence proves she made an impression

All hail new peeland!

Hail!!