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I made this test to get a general idea of how the majority of Americans think. Even if you're not American, you may take this test as i'm sure you'll fall within one of the party lines. I tred to put myself in the head of all the differant ones to avoid making obvious answers. That way you pick how you feel, not how it looks..

http://www.quizilla.com/users/SpellJammer/quizzes/The%20American%20Political%20Party%20Quiz./

I was forced to rate it M cause of some bad language, but it's really not beyond teen.

A little bias don't you think?

A little bias don't you think?

A little? I'd say a lot, after reading it.

Explain. I want to see how you can spin this into a bias when I remember full well making the answers as neutral as possible with differanting opinions, and all the results having both positive and negative qualities.. (Infact it's partof my humor.)

Explain. I want to see how you can spin this into a bias when I remember full well making the answers as neutral as possible with differanting opinions, and all the results having both positive and negative qualities.. (Infact it's partof my humor.)

There's your problem. Humor does not make for a realistic model of political thought. Just ask Max Barry. ;)

I couldn't finish it. It just seemed horrible. I think you should rework alot of the humor out of the quiz if you want dependable results.

I couldn't finish it. It just seemed horrible. I think you should rework alot of the humor out of the quiz if you want dependable results.It wasn't very good but surprisingly it got my party correct. Libertarian, btw.

Libertarian:

Free the market. Free the people!
You believe in a society not restricted by statist regims wether fiscaly or moraly. Which tends to make you an asshole who doesn't realize people are going to walk all over eachother. But you think that's ok cause you got a gun and steel-toe boots..



not really me....

I was forced to rate it M cause of some bad language, but it's really not beyond teen.


You should have rated it BGHSMI.

Libertarian:

Free the market. Free the people!
You believe in a society not restricted by statist regims wether fiscaly or moraly. Which tends to make you an asshole who doesn't realize people are going to walk all over eachother. But you think that's ok cause you got a gun and steel-toe boots..


Eh, I think the test was a bit biased though.

I couldn't answer a single question. Instead of allowing a simple answer to each question, you're trying to pigeon-hole us into extreme and long-winded responses.

I also got the Libertarian result. Hmmm. :)

I also got the Libertarian result. Hmmm. :)

...Say Hacks, what party are you?

Republican:

Encourage self responsibility, enforce it to those that don't!
You believe in a society founded on the virtues of capitalism and a religous utopian. However, there's two camps of republicans, one are the ultra right-wing whackos who hang on The Bible's every word (when half of the time The Bible doesn't even make sense..) and the other half are a bunchof centre-to-left republicans who can barely even be called republicans. The result is a desperate band of "my enemy's enemy" rogues who are either incompetant or sadistic in nature. Thankfuly sense you know how to function as a team, you're one of the two dominate parties.


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Then again.. I didn't read any of the quiz...

Couldn't even get past the first question without closing the window. Far too irritating.

Couldn't even get past the first question without closing the window. Far too irritating.
Heh, I got to the second question.

Try running the answers through spell-check, okay? You might manage a little credibility. Being above spelling things correctly isn't cool, it makes you look like a nitwit.

Libertarian:

Free the market. Free the people!
You believe in a society not restricted by statist regims wether fiscaly or moraly. Which tends to make you an asshole who doesn't realize people are going to walk all over eachother. But you think that's ok cause you got a gun and steel-toe boots..

People aren't going to walk all over each other after those with marksmanship abilities snipe the idiots from afar. You bias mongering bias... mongerer.:p

I have to say that quiz was disgusting. The language was fithy, the wording was vulgar, and the content was biased. I don't know why I went through with it, but it honestly wasn't worth my time. Clean up your act a little next time.

Apparently I'm an anarchist! :eek:

Apparently I'm an anarchist! :eek:
BritSter!
:)

BritSter!
:)
Why are you so happy to see me? :confused:

I guess it's because I've not mutilated anyone recently. I'm going soft...:(

I think the Affirmative action question is missing one option.

http://www.redcolony.com/pics/content/republicanparty.jpg
Republican:

Encourage self responsibility, enforce it to those that don't!
You believe in a society founded on the virtues of capitalism and a religous utopian. However, there's two camps of republicans, one are the ultra right-wing whackos who hang on The Bible's every word (when half of the time The Bible doesn't even make sense..) and the other half are a bunchof centre-to-left republicans who can barely even be called republicans. The result is a desperate band of "my enemy's enemy" rogues who are either incompetant or sadistic in nature. Thankfuly sense you know how to function as a team, you're one of the two dominate parties.

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I rated the quiz as a 4.

Why are you so happy to see me? :confused:

I guess it's because I've not mutilated anyone recently. I'm going soft...:(
You said you loved me but more importantly i haven't seen you in like 4 days.

Libertarian.....this test is bullshit

I couldnt finish it.

These options suck.

You said you loved me but more importantly i haven't seen you in like 4 days.
Don't forget that my love is conditional, I hope you haven't fluffled in the last four days.

Why are you so happy to see me? :confused:

I guess it's because I've not mutilated anyone recently. I'm going soft...:(
*Hands razor blade* Care to sharpen your skills? *bites bullet*

Don't forget that my love is conditional, I hope you haven't fluffled in the last four days.
Not since you told me off.
I caught Ruffy Fluffling though.:eek:

Not since you told me off.
I caught Ruffy Fluffling though.:eek:
Good work, you should be my informer. Let me know when you catch any anti-flufflers fluffling.

*Grabs Shepies razor blade and hunts for Ruffy*

Good work, you should be my informer. Let me know when you catch any anti-flufflers fluffling.

*Grabs Shepies razor blade and hunts for Ruffy*
*Scowls at being ignored, then sucks it up and continues stalking Britster.*

lol im green but im not American im Irish ... kinda suits eh :P

I got Libertarian. But, I already knew this. I am a registered Libertarian. I don't understand why the end of the quiz is so incredibly biased. Libertarianism is not anarchy. It is supposed to have a strong but uninvasive justice system, so people cannot walk all over each other. People may be unfair but market forces are not. My favorite thing about market forces are they are opposed to racism. There is no need for affirmative action. Plus people should be able to own guns. They are a part of the Constitution. They allow people to protect themselves and also force the government to listen to the people.

I got Libertarian. But, I already knew this. I am a registered Libertarian. I don't understand why the end of the quiz is so incredibly biased. Libertarianism is not anarchy. It is supposed to have a strong but uninvasive justice system, so people cannot walk all over each other. People may be unfair but market forces are not. My favorite thing about market forces are they are opposed to racism. There is no need for affirmative action. Plus people should be able to own guns. They are a part of the Constitution. They allow people to protect themselves and also force the government to listen to the people.
:fluffle:

Good work, you should be my informer. Let me know when you catch any anti-flufflers fluffling.

*Grabs Shepies razor blade and hunts for Ruffy*
:)
Who are the Anti-Flufflers?
Do i get a Judas-esqe like payment such as a bag of Silver or something else?

:)
Who are the Anti-Flufflers?
Do i get a Judas-esqe like payment such as a bag of Silver or something else?
Become a fluffler, you get to piss off the cool kids. :fluffle:

I feel like spreading Libertarian propaganda now...darnit all!

Become a fluffler, you get to piss off the cool kids. :fluffle:
But i am the cool kids.:(

I made this test to get a general idea of how the majority of Americans think. Even if you're not American, you may take this test as i'm sure you'll fall within one of the party lines. I tred to put myself in the head of all the differant ones to avoid making obvious answers. That way you pick how you feel, not how it looks..

http://www.quizilla.com/users/SpellJammer/quizzes/The%20American%20Political%20Party%20Quiz./

I was forced to rate it M cause of some bad language, but it's really not beyond teen.

Grotesque charactures, bad spelling and grammar, general bias.

This is many times worse that the worlds smallest political quiz

Good work, you should be my informer. Let me know when you catch any anti-flufflers fluffling.

*Grabs Shepies razor blade and hunts for Ruffy*
He has no proof.

The answers are far too long and complicated for a survey of this sort. In the end, you might end up with results only for the bunch of people with enough patience to take complicated survey's, and that might schew results a bit.

Democrat:

Secure our pocketbooks. Do not impose on personal freedoms!
You believe that society's problems can be solved with more understanding and open-ears. We can share a collective money pool, and not judge one another. However, what ends up happening is you have people taking thier freedoms too far, having liberties at the expense of other's, and no-one's happy, not even other democrats! But because your party platform is so tempting, you've got alot of supporters and stay a dominant force on the political ballot. Just keepup your stradegy of blaming everything on the republicans, it's worked so far..


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I didn't really like any of the answers on many of the questions and picked the ones I hated least. Therefore this quiz ain't all that accurate.

Libertarian:

Free the market. Free the people!
You believe in a society not restricted by statist regims wether fiscaly or moraly. Which tends to make you an asshole who doesn't realize people are going to walk all over eachother. But you think that's ok cause you got a gun and steel-toe boots..

Damn straight!

Libertarian:

Free the market. Free the people!
You believe in a society not restricted by statist regims wether fiscaly or moraly. Which tends to make you an asshole who doesn't realize people are going to walk all over eachother. But you think that's ok cause you got a gun and steel-toe boots..

Pretty much like me.

I don't know what's worse:
This quiz or the fact I wasted a few minutes of my life taking it.

Democrat:

Secure our pocketbooks. Do not impose on personal freedoms!
You believe that society's problems can be solved with more understanding and open-ears. We can share a collective money pool, and not judge one another. However, what ends up happening is you have people taking thier freedoms too far, having liberties at the expense of other's, and no-one's happy, not even other democrats! But because your party platform is so tempting, you've got alot of supporters and stay a dominant force on the political ballot. Just keepup your stradegy of blaming everything on the republicans, it's worked so far..

I have to say that i didn't agree with any of the choices for the same sex marriage or smoking in public questions.

I think that gay people should have the right to form a legal union, whether they call it marriage or civil unions, i don't care, it's a matter of semantics to me. I don't think they or anyone should have to get married though, people have every right to "live in sin" if they want to. I don't know if i'll ever want to get married, but i don't think it's stupid and i'm not averse to it.

As for smoking in public, i think that ideally we should have smoking and non-smoking bars and restaurants so people have a choice, but i personally have no problem being around smokers.

I am closer to being a democrat than any of the other choices, but that is not what i consider myself, and that fact that i'm not American has nothing to do with that. I'm farther left than they are.

I enjoyed the humor and...I'm Libertarian according to this!!!
I'm also Libertarian according to this (http://www.self-gov.org/quiz.html)!!!
And this (http://www.politicalcompass.org/questionnaire.php)!!!

So, three quizzes, same result, I guess it's safe to assume that I'm a libertarian!!!

He has no proof.
I do too!

But i am the cool kids.:(
Just keep saying that to yourself.

I bet you failed the quiz.:fluffle:

I made this test to get a general idea of how the majority of Americans think. Even if you're not American, you may take this test as i'm sure you'll fall within one of the party lines. I tred to put myself in the head of all the differant ones to avoid making obvious answers. That way you pick how you feel, not how it looks..

http://www.quizilla.com/users/SpellJammer/quizzes/The%20American%20Political%20Party%20Quiz./

I was forced to rate it M cause of some bad language, but it's really not beyond teen.Anarchist:

Question everything!
You're an anarchist, technichaly you're not even a party, despite how ALOT of people seem to think like you do. The problem is, you either think too much or not nearly enough. Anarchists don't actually DO anything. They just sit in thier parent's basement and rant while smoking a blunt and begging thier girlfriend to have a threesome. Thankfuly you're not a real party, but if it's any constelation, you're more entertaining then democrats..Heh, I think that's the first time I've ever been amused by a politics quiz... But it's prolly 'cos I'm hung over.

Only thing worse than the questions are the summaries of the results I keep seeing posted here. First thing you want to do if you're going to have something like a quiz go public? SPELL CHECK the damn thing.

What the hell, that is the first time in my life I have been described as an Anarchist. Though I am not taking this too seriously as the questions certaintly seem to have a bias to them.

Anarchist:

Question everything!
You're an anarchist, technically you're not even a party, despite how ALOT of people seem to think like you do. The problem is, you either think too much or not nearly enough. Anarchists don't actually DO anything. They just sit in their parent's basement and rant while smoking a blunt and begging their girlfriend to have a threesome. Thankfully you're not a real party, but if it's any constellation, you're more entertaining then democrats...


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An example of the bias:

Do you think a lot of money should be spent on environmental protection?

-Yes, we must protect mother nature.
-No, it's my right to do whatever I want to the earth, so there!

Oh, and why isn't there a single option to say "Yes, I support gay marriage?" All of the options for asying this are in some way insulting to gay people. (Like "It's disgusting when they have sex" or "Their marriages aren't worth spending time thinking about".) What's wrong with the answer "Yes, it's a good idea"?

Libertarian: Free the market. Free the people! You believe in a society not restricted by statist regims wether fiscaly or moraly. Which tends to make you an asshole who doesn't realize people are going to walk all over eachother. But you think that's ok cause you got a gun and steel-toe boots..


Interesting.
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I'm a communist.

Avg Vote: 2.22

That says enough...

But i am the cool kids.:( Just keep saying that to yourself.

I bet you failed the quiz.:fluffle:
But i am!
At least i didn't fail life!
:fluffle:

Libertarian:

Free the market. Free the people!
You believe in a society not restricted by statist regims wether fiscaly or moraly. Which tends to make you an asshole who doesn't realize people are going to walk all over eachother. But you think that's ok cause you got a gun and steel-toe boots..


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30% of people had this result.

Green:

Defend our mother land. Be loving towards thy neighbor.
You're a greenie, everyone likes greens because you actually care about other people besides yourself, you're selfless and have good ideas. However.. you guys are doormats, and you're never going to get any sortof respect because you rely on socialism. And incase you havn't noticed, the goverment is corrupt, and you somehow expect these villains to magickaly wakeup and care about us. This isn't some fucking Christmas special hippy! However, you'll always get that one percent of vote that will never allow there to be a one party dominant system, just as long as republicans and democrats keep fighting that is..


I think I'm chuffed.