NationStates Jolt Archive


Stop! In the Name of Love!

Tactical Grace
14-07-2006, 23:33
A woman in the US phoned 911 because she wanted to ask a particular officer out on a date...



"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old, and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

Hilarious stuff. Best part is, the officer in question returned and arrested her. :D

More at: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/14/911.misuse.ap/index.html
I V Stalin
14-07-2006, 23:37
A woman in the US phoned 911 because she wanted to ask a particular officer out on a date...


Hilarious stuff. Best part is, the officer in question returned and arrested her. :D

More at: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/14/911.misuse.ap/index.html
Idiot. Wonder whether she got a date with him, though. Apart from the (really bad pun) court date.
Harlesburg
14-07-2006, 23:42
Hmm thats funnier than the women who wanted the police to arrest the woman whom gave the first womens partner an STD whilst he was cheating on her.:p
Poliwanacraca
14-07-2006, 23:48
Wow. That's an impressive level of stupidity. But, hey, it worked out okay for her - the "cutie pie" cop came back, just like she wanted!
The South Islands
15-07-2006, 00:06
Wow. That's an impressive level of stupidity. But, hey, it worked out okay for her - the "cutie pie" cop came back, just like she wanted!

I hope she's into bondage!