I V Stalin
14-07-2006, 19:39
http://www.thechap.net/olympics.html
Yesterday saw the non-sporting event of the year, with the holding of the Chap Olympics, organised by the Chap Olympic Committee (COC), at Bedford Square Gardens, London.
The Olympiad opens with the lighting of the Olympic Pipe, and events include the Cucumber Sandwich Discus, Shouting At Foreigners and the Martini Knockout Relay, in which contestants must compete to make the perfect martini.
The part I like best is this:
Any reports received by the Chap Olympic Committee of participants training, following any kind of dietary regime or wearing sportswear during the weeks leading up the games will result in instant disqualification.
Possibly the perfect antidote to the sporting excess that was the World Cup.
Yesterday saw the non-sporting event of the year, with the holding of the Chap Olympics, organised by the Chap Olympic Committee (COC), at Bedford Square Gardens, London.
The Olympiad opens with the lighting of the Olympic Pipe, and events include the Cucumber Sandwich Discus, Shouting At Foreigners and the Martini Knockout Relay, in which contestants must compete to make the perfect martini.
The part I like best is this:
Any reports received by the Chap Olympic Committee of participants training, following any kind of dietary regime or wearing sportswear during the weeks leading up the games will result in instant disqualification.
Possibly the perfect antidote to the sporting excess that was the World Cup.