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The Chap Olympics

I V Stalin
14-07-2006, 19:39
http://www.thechap.net/olympics.html

Yesterday saw the non-sporting event of the year, with the holding of the Chap Olympics, organised by the Chap Olympic Committee (COC), at Bedford Square Gardens, London.

The Olympiad opens with the lighting of the Olympic Pipe, and events include the Cucumber Sandwich Discus, Shouting At Foreigners and the Martini Knockout Relay, in which contestants must compete to make the perfect martini.

The part I like best is this:
Any reports received by the Chap Olympic Committee of participants training, following any kind of dietary regime or wearing sportswear during the weeks leading up the games will result in instant disqualification.

Possibly the perfect antidote to the sporting excess that was the World Cup.
Insane Leftists
14-07-2006, 19:40
For a moment I thought you said the Chav Olympics, with events like tossing, snogging, shoplifting, and posing.
Philosopy
14-07-2006, 19:41
I saw that earlier. There was one event where they have to compete to be slapped hardest by a woman. :D
Tactical Grace
14-07-2006, 19:43
For a moment I thought you said the Chav Olympics.
I'd hate to be the ref. :eek:

Referee: I'm sorry, your foot was over the line.

Chav: Y' wha'?

Referee: Before your jump, your foot went over the line.

Chav (approaching): Th' fu'?

Referee: I'm sorry, but that triple jump will not be counted.

Chav (headbuts the ref in the teeth): Na! Na! Y' fag!
Philosopy
14-07-2006, 19:46
For a moment I thought you said the Chav Olympics, with events like tossing, snogging, shoplifting, and posing.
They could also add challenges such as 'guess the father of the 13 year old mother's child' and 'most number of burgers consumed in a minute'.
The South Islands
14-07-2006, 19:48
What's a chap?
Tactical Grace
14-07-2006, 19:51
What's a chap?
http://www.thechap.net/

Upper-middle-class English gentleman circa 1920s / 1930s.
Philosopy
14-07-2006, 19:52
What's a chap?
er...A Gentleman, I suppose (deliberate capitals).
Drunk commies deleted
14-07-2006, 19:52
I'd hate to be the ref. :eek:

Referee: I'm sorry, your foot was over the line.

Chav: Y' wha'?

Referee: Before your jump, your foot went over the line.

Chav (approaching): Th' fu'?

Referee: I'm sorry, but that triple jump will not be counted.

Chav (headbuts the ref in the teeth): Na! Na! Y' fag!
Sounds entertaining though.
Insane Leftists
14-07-2006, 19:57
They could also add challenges such as 'guess the father of the 13 year old mother's child' and 'most number of burgers consumed in a minute'.

maybe we need another thread to think of events for the Chav Olympics

it would be more fun than all this handwringing over Israel