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You are what psychologists like to call "normal." You recoil at just the right scenes in a horror movie, and yet show a healthy interest in the macabre. A close friend or romantic interest could steer you toward the dirtier side, but it will always be something you do to please others.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Medical professional. Hair care specialist.

I got the same :)

Same as OP. And here I thought "dirty" was going to mean something drastically different.

How very disappointing. But I must say, the questions seem to have been made up by guys who never quite got over the giggle stage when it comes to slime and boogers and poop and farts.

I Got normal

It seems that if you dont like gross stuff, you're normal

and hair specialist? meh, I could do that

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

Sorry, but any quiz that rates Drunk Commie as "what psychologists like to call normal" is highly dubious and suspect, to say the least.
I have very little faith in such a test.

fyi, I got:
You dabble in the depths of disgust, but only after making sure that no one is watching you. You are torn between your natural instinct to get down and dirty, and society's rules of order and decorum. In other words, you are likely to pick, scratch or rub in the privacy of your own home, but never in the light of day.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.
I could handle being the strange uncle. definitely.

Somewhat True
You dabble in the depths of disgust, but only after making sure that no one is watching you. You are torn between your natural instinct to get down and dirty, and society's rules of order and decorum. In other words, you are likely to pick, scratch or rub in the privacy of your own home, but never in the light of day.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

I love specially the second recommendation, which is actually true.

How very disappointing. But I must say, the questions seem to have been made up by guys who never quite got over the giggle stage when it comes to slime and boogers and poop and farts.
heheheheh...you said 'poop' and 'fart'.

Eccentric uncle, here I come.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.
Ditto. I could see myself as a strange uncle...

heheheheh...you said 'poop' and 'fart'.

You did too! Hehehehe.

You dabble in the depths of disgust, but only after making sure that no one is watching you. You are torn between your natural instinct to get down and dirty, and society's rules of order and decorum. In other words, you are likely to pick, scratch or rub in the privacy of your own home, but never in the light of day.

Edit: I have done some pretty dirty work. This quiz doesnt really touch on everything.

I'm waiting for LG to take this test. I bet he's the model they had in mind when they hit the bottom of the scale :p

I Got normal

It seems that if you dont like gross stuff, you're normal

and hair specialist? meh, I could do that


you need to select a sinlge name to replace your first and last name. This way, you'll make more money.

I'm waiting for LG to take this test. I bet he's the model they had in mind when they hit the bottom of the scale :p
LG would get Career reconmmendation: Replacement host of Dirty Jobs.

What Dirty Job Suits You?

Somewhat True
You dabble in the depths of disgust, but only after making sure that no one is watching you. You are torn between your natural instinct to get down and dirty, and society's rules of order and decorum. In other words, you are likely to pick, scratch or rub in the privacy of your own home, but never in the light of day.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

Since my nephew was born just under a year ago...... :D

Somewhat True
You dabble in the depths of disgust, but only after making sure that no one is watching you. You are torn between your natural instinct to get down and dirty, and society's rules of order and decorum. In other words, you are likely to pick, scratch or rub in the privacy of your own home, but never in the light of day.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

I got "long haul trucker." Which, I admittedly feel wouldn't be that bad of a job.

Medical professional. Hair care specialist.

Seems pretty accurate as I am the former result.

I got "long haul trucker." Which, I admittedly feel wouldn't be that bad of a job.
My Java teacher was a long-haul trucker.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

I'm prolly a better strange uncle than I'll ever be a trucker. I'd likely trash the truck after sitting still for 8 hours.

You dabble in the depths of disgust, but only after making sure that no one is watching you. You are torn between your natural instinct to get down and dirty, and society's rules of order and decorum. In other words, you are likely to pick, scratch or rub in the privacy of your own home, but never in the light of day.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

I am a strange mom, and very strange surrogate aunt does that count?

I understand medical professionals having the need for great sanity. But it seems they are playing on the homophobic stereotype that all hair stylist are gay. So is this calling any 'clean' guys whom are not doctors, homosexual?

What Dirty Job Suits You?

Somewhat True
You dabble in the depths of disgust, but only after making sure that no one is watching you. You are torn between your natural instinct to get down and dirty, and society's rules of order and decorum. In other words, you are likely to pick, scratch or rub in the privacy of your own home, but never in the light of day.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

Thats me, despite being 17 I have 3 nephews & 1 nece.
A trucker dosen't seem to be a career choice with the way my grades are.

I understand medical professionals having the need for great sanity. But it seems they are playing on the homophobic stereotype that all hair stylist are gay. So is this calling any 'clean' guys whom are not doctors, homosexual?
yeah, I know. My hairstylist is male and hetro, he just really likes chemistry, so it's a job that he can use some of it (hair colors, perms, ect.) and since his highschool paid for his training and he can work nights and stay home with his kids while his wife works days it's great for him.

(however some people question him about his sexuality because he stays home with his kids :rolleyes: )

Somewhat True
You dabble in the depths of disgust, but only after making sure that no one is watching you. You are torn between your natural instinct to get down and dirty, and society's rules of order and decorum. In other words, you are likely to pick, scratch or rub in the privacy of your own home, but never in the light of day.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

Oh man, I'm totally there with the strange aunt thing. I'm just generally strange.

yeah, I know. My hairstylist is male and hetro, he just really likes chemistry, so it's a job that he can use some of it (hair colors, perms, ect.) and since his highschool paid for his training and he can work nights and stay home with his kids while his wife works days it's great for him.

(however some people question him about his sexuality because he stays home with his kids :rolleyes: )
its stories like those that make me want to -----------------

i mean, go ride bikes!

Rarely True
You are what psychologists like to call "normal." You recoil at just the right scenes in a horror movie, and yet show a healthy interest in the macabre. A close friend or romantic interest could steer you toward the dirtier side, but it will always be something you do to please others.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Medical professional. Hair care specialist

I couldn't even finish the quiz...I kept imagining the smells, and being dirty or sticky...I am now having a panic attack and must shower.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

Yawn.
Scratch backside. Yawn again, properly this time. :headbang:

"You are what psychologists like to call "normal." You recoil at just the right scenes in a horror movie, and yet show a healthy interest in the macabre. A close friend or romantic interest could steer you toward the dirtier side, but it will always be something you do to please others.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Medical professional. Hair care specialist"

Why am I such a sucker for these damn quizzes?

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What Dirty Job Suits You?

You are what psychologists like to call "normal." You recoil at just the right scenes in a horror movie, and yet show a healthy interest in the macabre. A close friend or romantic interest could steer you toward the dirtier side, but it will always be something you do to please others.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Medical professional. Hair care specialist.

Not as bad as I expected :)

Somewhat True
You dabble in the depths of disgust, but only after making sure that no one is watching you. You are torn between your natural instinct to get down and dirty, and society's rules of order and decorum. In other words, you are likely to pick, scratch or rub in the privacy of your own home, but never in the light of day.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Long-haul trucker. Strange uncle or aunt.

There is not enough filth and muck in the world to make you happy. Where others wince and gasp in horror, you dive in head first. You may have experienced the jealousy of others due to your ability to take any situation that life throws at you and turn it into a story that entertains and disturbs. You are one in a million.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Garbage skow captain.

What Dirty Job Suits You?

Not True at All
You are most definitely NOT a candidate for any sort of career which involves the sullying of your person or nearby area or zip code. You are likely to gag at the sound of the word "gag," and would not be suited to jobs which involve food, fumes or other people.

CAREER RECOMMENDATIONS: Prince or princess. Wealthy recluse.

Hooray, bitches.