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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5173228.stm

Banker found dead in London park
A body found in east London parkland has been identified as banker Neil Coulbeck, sources have told the BBC.

The banker worked for the Royal Bank of Scotland, and had been questioned by the FBI about the Enron fraud case.

Police were keeping an open mind about whether the death was linked to the Enron investigation, which involved RBS subsidiary Natwest.

Three British former Natwest employees are being extradited to the US on Thursday to face fraud charges.

Police were called to the park near Newgate Street in Chingford after the body was discovered by a member of the public on Tuesday.

A police spokesman said the man's body was on the ground when it was discovered.

They said the death was being treated as unexplained.

He added officers from the Homicide and Serious Crime Command were investigating because of their resources and expertise.

So that makes how many Enron or Eron connected deaths...all suicides?

I'm not given to conspiracy...but this is bordering on more than just coincedence....

I guess they dont want to go to jail

I guess they dont want to go to jail
One: as Zoidberg alluded, they're too "pretty" to make it in the "pokey"
Two: The dirt goes all the way to the top.

5 biochemists working for Enron were found strangled in Baton Rouge Louisiana this last weekend.

5 biochemists working for Enron were found strangled in Baton Rouge Louisiana this last weekend.
Hey - i saved that link a while back.
Are you just gonna tease, or are you going into that one?

Hey - i saved that link a while back.
Are you just gonna tease, or are you going into that one?

They were choked to death in the backlot of a grocery store by Artemis Grey,a known hitman for Opus Dei.

Ken Delay killed them. His ghost can travel through the internet and the electricity grid and is now busy killing them all.

Ken Delay killed them. His ghost can travel through the internet and the electricity grid and is now busy killing them all.
Ken Lay has become the lawnmower man?

I dug up some more background info on Artemis Grey. He is a religious fanatic who goes by the nickname of Arty the killer. When he works for the church he waives most of his fee, but the hitman code requires that he charge at least something. On this job, he charged the token amount of one dollar.

I don't know yet why Ken Lay and the Pope are targeting biochemists... but I'll keep looking. Unfortunately, I lost the link on that Baton Rouge story. If you want to read it, just google it from the headline in the Baton Rouge newspaper. If I remember correctly, the headline was: "Arty chokes five for a dollar at local grocery."

I dug up some more background info on Artemis Grey. He is a religious fanatic who goes by the nickname of Arty the killer. When he works for the church he waives most of his fee, but the hitman code requires that he charge at least something. On this job, he charged the token amount of one dollar.

I don't know yet why Ken Lay and the Pope are targeting biochemists... but I'll keep looking. Unfortunately, I lost the link on that Baton Rouge story. If you want to read it, just google it from the headline in the Baton Rouge newspaper. If I remember correctly, the headline was: "Arty chokes five for a dollar at local grocery."
You f*ckin' bastard. :D
Isn't that pun thread still open?