NationStates Jolt Archive

Tell the world how you feel, what's going on in your life, rant, and group hug. Or use this thread for your own nefarious scheming, attempt a hijack, and pointlessly spam.

I'm chillaxed and my mind is fuzzy. It's 6:33am here and the sun is just now climbing over the horizon. I would go to sleep, but the birds began chirping a few minutes ago. I have a shotgun. Anyone hungry for some fowl?

How Do You Feel? - With my hands...and other parts of me..using a complex nervous system that I don't really understand. But it works REAL well

I'm tired

Buy my head never sleeps. It's like i've eaten a bag of red lollies and it just wont shut up. I like to be a little nuts, a bit 'cookie'.. I think odd things that I cant say out loud for fear of being carted off by those men in white coats because the world just doesnt understand me *sniff*

*makes mental note that NS needs a crying emote*

and my job sucks, and I want to move back to Australia... and A verse from Radiohead just creeped in...

"I dont care if it hurts, I want to have control, i want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul" < yes, this is true

Other than that, I have no complaints :D

Shit, but has stopped caring either way.

Lonely, but happier without who I used to.

Bored, but hopped up on drugs.

Tired, but wont sleep for around 4 hours yet.

Shit, I lied, I do care.

Ok.

Shit, but has stopped caring either way.

Lonely, but happier without who I used to.

Bored, but hopped up on drugs.

Tired, but wont sleep for around 4 hours yet.

Shit, I lied, I do care.

:fluffle:

just cuz

I like to be a little nuts, a bit 'cookie'.. I think odd things that I cant say out loud for fear of being carted off by those men in white coats because the world just doesnt understand me *sniff*

Anonymity is liberating. ;)

P.S. The birds are silent.

I've got a cold. It's in the early stages, so my sinuses and my throat just feel raw, my head aches and so do my bones, I'm tired but can't really sleep that well....

I had a date on Monday that didn't go to well and left me a bit depressed and downcast.

Other than that, I'm fine :D

Anonymity is liberating. ;)

so is dancing in the rain in your garden in your underware

Anonymity is liberating. ;)

It sure is.

I feel happy, tired & I've had the strangest urge to play chicken with crowds lately.

Exhausted

I was feeling deeply depressed an hour and a half ago. There was no apparent reason other than that I was about to write an exam.

How do I feel?

A little unhappy with my station in life, but not ungrateful for little I do have.
A little tired, and beginning to long for bed.
Happy that my very old dog, is doing rather well, and will be around for a while longer.

Pleased with myself for aquiring a small group of very close friends whom I can trust, and would willingly share anything I have with.
Missing playing and recording music, and desperatly longing to begin that again.

A bit lonely and wishing for female companionship, but not yet willing to give up looking.

Grateful to possess what I consider to be a razor sharp sense of humor, despite the fact that about half of the people I meet...do not share that opinion.
You either think Im damn funny...or exactly the opposite.

All in all....not entirely uncontent with who I am.

Hungry.

But I'm fasting. Go figure.

How do I feel?

A little unhappy with my station in life, but not ungrateful for little I do have.
A little tired, and beginning to long for bed.
Happy that my very old dog, is doing rather well, and will be around for a while longer.

Pleased with myself for aquiring a small group of very close friends whom I can trust, and would willingly share anything I have with.
Missing playing and recording music, and desperatly longing to begin that again.

A bit lonely and wishing for female companionship, but not yet willing to give up looking.

Grateful to possess what I consider to be a razor sharp sense of humor, despite the fact that about half of the people I meet...do not share that opinion.
You either think Im damn funny...or exactly the opposite.

All in all....not entirely uncontent with who I am.

I think you're funny :)

Exhausted
That, confused, groggily alert(?), lost, dead....What? You asked.

In the past few days, I've had tonsillitis, and a middle ear infection that resulted in a ruptured eardrum (I still can't hear anything in my left ear). And all the drugs (strictly medicinal) have left me feeling semi-high.

So, pretty crap, to answer the question.

I is sooooo seepy.....

I think you're funny :)


Excellent.

When I take over the world...you shall not be sent to the salt mines.

Instead, I shall send you an application to the Royal Harem.
Admittedly, it doesnt pay much, but it includes medical and dental.
Two weeks paid vacation every year, and flexible hours.

Please include references.

:fluffle:

just cuz

Thanks, that would be my first fluffle here

:fluffle:

With my hands.

well i was all stressed till a meeting got moved to tomorrow, which means more time to do things and less stress... and feeling ok now :) (after listening to some good, loud music and smashing up me drums for a bit :D)

also looking forward to going on holiday on friday! :fluffle:

"I dont care if it hurts, I want to have control, i want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul"
Best Song Ever.

Today I am angry and snappy, mostly because I woke up too early and couldn't get back to sleep.

well i was all stressed till a meeting got moved to tomorrow, which means more time to do things and less stress... and feeling ok now :) (after listening to some good, loud music and smashing up me drums for a bit :D)

also looking forward to going on holiday on friday! :fluffle:
yay, that's good to hear :) :fluffle: *and cuddles*

and hurrah! I can't wait :D :fluffle:

I is sooooo seepy.....You feel like land that is under cultivation but hasn't been properly drained? :confused: :p

You feel like land that is under cultivation but hasn't been properly drained? :confused: :p

I feel like that most of the time :p

I'm very hungry and very tired... It's been about 21 hours since I slept, and I'm aiming to stay up for at least 6-8 more. I've also only eaten a baguette, a bag of popcorn and a couple of sandwiches since midnight (it's 2 p.m. now).

Happy as a pig in shit
:D :D :D

Old, fat, depressed.

:(

Old, fat, depressed.

:(

I have to say I'm feeling rather ego inflated since ruffy agreed that i'm good looking

muwahahahaha

I'm normally such a humble beast ;)

tired, oversmoking, overcoffeed

Yet happy enough, great day at job.

Old, fat, depressed.

:(

life rocks!! [/sarcasm]
yay, that's good to hear :) :fluffle: *and cuddles*

and hurrah! I can't wait :D :fluffle:
neither can i :D

announcement to NSG: glitz and i will be away until next tuesday after tomorrow :)

life rocks!! [/sarcasm]

announcement to NSG: glitz and i will be away until next tuesday after tomorrow :)
I'm an emo *nods*

And jealous.

:(

Sleepy.

I have to say I'm feeling rather ego inflated since ruffy agreed that i'm good looking

muwahahahaha

I'm normally such a humble beast ;)
I'm natural ego lube :D

with my fingers

believe the braile method of sex works

I'm an emo

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
:(

lollercoaster!!!!!
*Sleeps*

:(
where's the emo smiley when you need it?

I'm mildly depressed, but I'm used to that as it's pretty much my default state.

With my hands.

I would think with other things too... ;)

where's the emo smiley when you need it?
Emos are just people with shitty health care.

where's the emo smiley when you need it?

What, a fluffle cutting its wrists?;)

I feel bloated.

I have to say I'm feeling rather ego inflated since ruffy agreed that i'm good looking

muwahahahaha

I'm normally such a humble beast ;)
Yeah, right. You're as humle as you aren't horny. :p

Lonely :(

Lonely :(
But you're talking to me! Have I been neglecting you? *Hugs you* :)

I have to say I'm feeling rather ego inflated since ruffy agreed that i'm good looking

muwahahahaha

I'm normally such a humble beast ;)

Ooh, there are pics of you floating around? Linky? ;)

But you're talking to me! Have I been neglecting you? *Hugs you* :)

No, but there are somethings I can't get from just IM ;)

*Hugs back*

where's the emo smiley when you need it?
Burning in the Depths of Hell with all the other emos? :p

I feel awful. Its too hot today, its like 34ºC outside. No wind. Feels like more. I cant even leave the house.

Ooh, there are pics of you floating around? Linky? ;)
Check her sig.

Burning in the Depths of Hell with all the other emos? :p
So.. it's somewhere on myspace?

No, but there are somethings I can't get from just IM ;)

*Hugs back*
Lonely :(
I know the feeling. :fluffle:

That's what I get for not turning sigs on :p

How an I feeling? what's it like?

well,

"Sun is shining, the weather is sweet,
Make you wanna move your dancing feet,
To the rescue, here I am,
Want you to know y'all,
Can you understand.

when in the morning, your the rainbow,
I'm a rainbow too,
To the rescue, here I am,
Want you to know y'all
Can you understand."


Gotta love Bob Marley! :cool:

I know the feeling. :fluffle:

:fluffle:

self-piting...therefore the list would be way too long!

So.. it's somewhere on myspace?
No, it got lost roaming around in my soul. It left the trail. Never leave the trail.

Check her sig.

Oh! She's so cute! :fluffle:

That's what I get for not turning sigs on :p
Indeed. Mine's rather good. :cool:

:fluffle:
:) :fluffle:

how do you turn on sigs?

didnt no i had turned them off:confused:

how do you turn on sigs?

didnt no i had turned them off:confused:
profile -> edit options -> show signatures :)


i keep em turned off heh

never mind found it!:)

Sometimes I feel like
A slow armadillo
Dodging fast Chryslers
On interstate ten

i feel hot.

it's hot today.





mmmm icecream :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh! She's so cute! :fluffle:
She is.

I do not understand the question. It is not logical.

I do not understand the question. It is not logical.
*shoves Data out the airlock*

I do not understand the question. It is not logical.
It's just another stain in the carpet, eh?

I feel like laying the beatdown on 10 to 15 year olds. Oh wait, that's my job! Yeah for Junior Lifeguards!

It's just another stain in the carpet, eh?
(shift=)1

I just want to be in China right now,but I still have to wait a week. So I guess I feel anxious.

A slight scratch in my throat from too many cigarettes at the coffeeshop earlier.

*shoves Data out the airlock*
not data! its Spock... from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

"Spock, you're half human. The computer knows that."



yeah, so i'm a nerd :P

so is dancing in the rain in your garden in your underware

I enjoy getting drunk, naked, and running through my university campus in the snow. The funny thing is, my dad did the exact same thing on a bet once when he was in college at the same school. I think he won 50 bucks. I just get headaches the next morning. :p

so so

im good thanks:) u?

I hurt from standing on my feet all day, but I'm still happy because I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow.

not data! its Spock... from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

"Spock, you're half human. The computer knows that."



yeah, so i'm a nerd :P
I know, but I could get rid of Spock.:( He reminds me of me in my younger days.
*sighs with nostalgia*

How do I feel... well, I'll just avoid the long ass rant and narrow it down. That should help somewhat.

Was really, really, really pissed off.
Now I'm feelin a little better. Wanted to find some random guy I didn't like and kick his ass. But blasting some tunes and messin around on my skateboard helped me out.
A little hungry some junk food. Runnin low on the cheddar goldfish.
Feel like a beer, but there's no more in the house. Kinda irritating.
Finally broke it off with my girlfriend, now ex-girlfriend.
Kinda happy that I'm single again.
And I think that's it....

Oh, and I wrote a new song with my band. So I'm wanting my bass player to hurry his ass up and get back from vacation so we can practice.

Yeah, that's it. That was nice. :D

How do I feel... well, I'll just avoid the long ass rant and narrow it down. That should help somewhat.

Was really, really, really pissed off.
Now I'm feelin a little better. Wanted to find some random guy I didn't like and kick his ass. But blasting some tunes and messin around on my skateboard helped me out.
A little hungry some junk food. Runnin low on the cheddar goldfish.
Feel like a beer, but there's no more in the house. Kinda irritating.
Finally broke it off with my girlfriend, now ex-girlfriend.
Kinda happy that I'm single again.
And I think that's it....

Oh, and I wrote a new song with my band. So I'm wanting my bass player to hurry his ass up and get back from vacation so we can practice.

Yeah, that's it. That was nice. :D
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif

Thanks, that would be my first fluffle here

:fluffle:

Awww...welcome to the club.. have another :fluffle:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif
You just love that smilie don't you?

You just love that smilie don't you?
Why, I have no idea what you mean....http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/whistling.gif

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif


That smiley's kinda creepin' me out... It's just staring... and then gives a weird smile...

Why, I have no idea what you mean....http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/whistling.gif
You don't fool me...I fool me! Ha!

That smiley's kinda creepin' me out... It's just staring... and then gives a weird smile...
http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/highfive.gif

You don't fool me...I fool me! Ha!
My work is done here. :cool:

Someone's smilie addicted...who can guess who?

Someone's smilie addicted...who can guess who?
http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/whistling.gif

.....

Now you will be, too! Mwahahahahahaha!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/borg_assimilation_faces.gif

[IMG]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/borg_assimilation_faces.gif
That is the best smilie EVER!!! :D :D :D

http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/highfive.gif

:D


Yeah, that's right.... I'm breakin out the big guns. :p

:D


Yeah, that's right.... I'm breakin out the big guns. :p
Do it soon before he finds another....

That is the best smilie EVER!!! :D :D :D
Indeed. :cool:

:D


Yeah, that's right.... I'm breakin out the big guns. :p
Mine's bigger. :p
http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/bigun2.gif

Mine's bigger. :p
http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/bigun2.gif
I...you...he...it's not worth it to try and be witty.

I know, but I could get rid of Spock.:( He reminds me of me in my younger days.
*sighs with nostalgia*
soo... what? now you're Sarek? ;) :p


i feel tired, in pain from gums (which is part of tiredness) and a bit fed up, but still looking forward very much to getting away on holiday with glitzi :) :fluffle:
also, these jeans are too tight (or riding up... i don't know) in certain areas :eek:

I...you...he...it's not worth it to try and be witty.
No, it isn't. :D

At the mo I'm tired, sick of being single but can't wait to go away during the summer. First Brighton then France

soo... what? now you're Sarek? ;) :p


i feel tired, in pain from gums (which is part of tiredness) and a bit fed up, but still looking forward very much to getting away on holiday with glitzi :) :fluffle:
also, these jeans are too tight (or riding up... i don't know) in certain areas :eek:
Yeah, actually, I'm quite a bit like Sarek, now that you mention it. *thinks of Sarek succumbing to emotion in old age*

Yeah, Glitzy's great. Enjoy! :)

I feel relaxed and rested.

How Do You Feel? - With my hands...and other parts of me..using a complex nervous system that I don't really understand. But it works REAL well
that is the funniest response and so very true..I give you props!:D

that is the funniest response and so very true..I give you props!:D
+1

+1
+ pi

Tell the world how you feel, what's going on in your life, rant, and group hug. Or use this thread for your own nefarious scheming, attempt a hijack, and pointlessly spam.

I'm chillaxed and my mind is fuzzy. It's 6:33am here and the sun is just now climbing over the horizon. I would go to sleep, but the birds began chirping a few minutes ago. I have a shotgun. Anyone hungry for some fowl?

I'm tired, happy and very very busy. But I like it nonetheless :D :)

+1
-1

-1
Still have pi...

Still have pi...
*awards cookie*

*awards cookie*
Yay! *eats cookie*

Too many tired/depressed people on NS. Final proof that we all need to take more drugs.

I feel happy, since I memorized 2 of the 3 pieces I need to learn by the 31st, when band practice starts.:D

I feel like a combination of jello and peaches.

Mine's bigger. :p
http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/bigun2.gif

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/waffen/violent-smiley-016.gif

Owned. :p

I'm fucking jealous cause my boyfriend has gone out with friends (of both genders) almost every night this week, while I'm at home going to bed at 11 every night. He lives a half hour away so it's just not feasible to tag along, even if he knew in advance that he'd be going out. My best friend now lives in Las Vegas and I don't think I'd have the energy to make all-new friends if I tried, especially since the friends my boyfriend is going out with used to be MUTUAL friends, before we started dating. Now they're all just HIS friends. Fuck.

I'm exhausted after working out for 2 hours and I can't wait for the weekend

I just came back online after spending a couple of weeks on a self imposed vacation from the online world. I'm just taking care of my grandmother and working a little bit. Relaxing being in Maine in the middle of a forrest with no school work to stress me out. I feel sort of sad cause my girlfriend is in Kenya and I have no way of contacting her, but I'll see her in another couple of weeks.

It feels good to look around NS again.

anxious, excited, and scared to death.

I found out a few hours back that the guy might actually accept our offer on the house I want, we could close in as little as a week....

I am going to buy a house?! mortgage payments? real estate taxes? home owners insurance?

I don't wanna be a grown up

*passes out*

anxious, excited, and scared to death.

I found out a few hours back that the guy might actually accept our offer on the house I want, we could close in as little as a week....

I am going to buy a house?! mortgage payments? real estate taxes? home owners insurance?

I don't wanna be a grown up

*passes out*
Maybe you should have kept that dollar, hm?

:p

anxious, excited, and scared to death.

I found out a few hours back that the guy might actually accept our offer on the house I want, we could close in as little as a week....

I am going to buy a house?! mortgage payments? real estate taxes? home owners insurance?

I don't wanna be a grown up

*passes out*

Too late you got growed up.

Hope you get the house Smunkee!

Maybe you should have kept that dollar, hm?

:p
oh dear God, I was going to TG you about that, she totally freaked out, except my phone has been out for a few days because of a storm, so she couldn't reach me and she thought maybe they sent me money too and kidnapped me and took me to their compound so she showed up on my porch today and.....I didn't tell her that I sent her the $$

[/off topic]

I feel like a combination of jello and peaches.

Do peaches float or sink in Jello?

I'm fucking jealous cause my boyfriend has gone out with friends (of both genders) almost every night this week, while I'm at home going to bed at 11 every night. He lives a half hour away so it's just not feasible to tag along, even if he knew in advance that he'd be going out. My best friend now lives in Las Vegas and I don't think I'd have the energy to make all-new friends if I tried, especially since the friends my boyfriend is going out with used to be MUTUAL friends, before we started dating. Now they're all just HIS friends. Fuck.

Poison the B/F and take your friends back.

Boyfriends are a dime a dozen.

Speaking of back on topic...how does your toe feel Smunkee?

Also Ruffy I heard that God sent the 3rd curse against Philly, first floods then heat and now skeeters. Have you not been making propuh sacrifices?

oh dear God, I was going to TG you about that, she totally freaked out, except my phone has been out for a few days because of a storm, so she couldn't reach me and she thought maybe they sent me money too and kidnapped me and took me to their compound so she showed up on my porch today and.....I didn't tell her that I sent her the $$

[/off topic]
Bwahahaha!

You should send a follow up letter!

"Dear ma'am, it has come to our attention that you are interested in joining our community. With the help of present members, we have obtained your contact information. We will be glad to welcome you soon! Untill further contact, please enjoy your life and be ready for us at all time.

PS: If you would like to make our job easier, please buy one pair of white nikes and a sweatsuit!"

+1

Speaking of back on topic...how does your toe feel Smunkee?

Also Ruffy I heard that God sent the 3rd curse against Philly, first floods then heat and now skeeters. Have you not been making propuh sacrifices?
Killing everything that moves!

plus two?

Killing everything that moves!

You can kill all the skeeters if you want. I wont shed even 1 tear.

plus two?
Stupid jolt..

Speaking of back on topic...how does your toe feel Smunkee?
when my hubby is at work it hurts like all get-out *yeah that's oklahoma talk for "it hurts really bad"

when he gets home though I pop some heavy duty narcotics and all is happy land.......or not. I really am too high to know if I have a foot right now:p
Bwahahaha!

You should send a follow up letter!

"Dear ma'am, it has come to our attention that you are interested in joining our community. With the help of present members, we have obtained your contact information. We will be glad to welcome you soon! Untill further contact, please enjoy your life and be ready for us at all time.

PS: If you would like to make our job easier, please buy one pair of white nikes and a sweatsuit!"
Oh, Ruffy, you come up with the most evil ideas. I am going to send my husband out for "cult like" stationary tomorrow. I think I should dig out my old typewriter and do it that way, you know in case they don't have computers at the compound...........

oh, and guys chill out, it's just a prank, she will be told the actual truth............at some point.........probably when I get bored with it. :D

You can kill all the skeeters if you want. I wont shed even 1 tear.
But they like you..

when my hubby is at work it hurts like all get-out *yeah that's oklahoma talk for "it hurts really bad"


Still got a hitch in yer get-along then.

Still got a hitch in yer get-along then.
yeah, my doctor says he can't set it because it's shattered (the little toe) and the one next to it got dislocated (that's why my foot was purple, no blood flow) and I also sprained (sp?) my tendon thingy (he gave me the morphine before he told me what was wrong, so I don't know really that much about the spraining)

anyway, he popped my toe back in place, and poked my foot with a needle for a while to see if I had feeling, then said something about letting my toe heal however it wants then going back and breaking it to set it right.........I think I will just skip that part if my shoes fit though, I don't relish breaking something, nor do I want to pay someone to do it.

Poison the B/F and take your friends back.

Boyfriends are a dime a dozen.

And it's hard to get your heart back from someone you invested it in. :p So your advice is easier said than done.

I'm feeling... bored. Tired. My feet hurt from standing all day. (Oh, the life of a cashier...) I want to see my boyfriend. Talking about him just makes me miss him... *sigh* Uhm... I guess I'm generally feeling all right, though. I'd just feel better if I could go out and do something with someone.

when my hubby is at work it hurts like all get-out *yeah that's oklahoma talk for "it hurts really bad"

when he gets home though I pop some heavy duty narcotics and all is happy land.......or not. I really am too high to know if I have a foot right now:p
Ohh!! What did the doc perscribe?
Oh, Ruffy, you come up with the most evil ideas. I am going to send my husband out for "cult like" stationary tomorrow. I think I should dig out my old typewriter and do it that way, you know in case they don't have computers at the compound...........
A type writer! Very cool. :D

You should send her another dollar that has "IT'S OFFICIAL!" written on it :p

Or hair!
oh, and guys chill out, it's just a prank, she will be told the actual truth............at some point.........probably when I get bored with it. :D
She started it!

I will just skip that part if my shoes fit though, I don't relish breaking something, nor do I want to pay someone to do it.

Re breaking might be a trade off of a lot of pain and some expense now for some pain every day for decades. Just something to consider.

How do I feel? Old. Worn out.

Yay! *eats cookie*
Here, have the whole box. :)

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/waffen/violent-smiley-016.gif

Owned. :p
http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/ultima.gif
Pwnt. :cool:

I'm fucking jealous cause my boyfriend has gone out with friends (of both genders) almost every night this week, while I'm at home going to bed at 11 every night. He lives a half hour away so it's just not feasible to tag along, even if he knew in advance that he'd be going out. My best friend now lives in Las Vegas and I don't think I'd have the energy to make all-new friends if I tried, especially since the friends my boyfriend is going out with used to be MUTUAL friends, before we started dating. Now they're all just HIS friends. Fuck.
:fluffle:?

Poison the B/F and take your friends back.

Boyfriends are a dime a dozen.
"Boyfriends are like elevators. You can get off whenever you want and another one will be along shortly."~Mike Oglesby

i've felt better, i've felt worse, i've felt with my hands (and various other portions of my anatomy), but i've never felt as happy living WITH anyone as when i had the good fortune to be able to live by myself.

when i'm alone in the house i feel best of all. i've only got the one wife, but that's one more then i wish i had some way to not have to live with.

the best feeling is to be creating or exploring with no one robbing your calmness to distract you from savoring the gratification of doing so.

=^^=
.../\...

Somewhat tired. I believe I'm in the process of a life changing experience, but I cannot say quite yet. I've still got another thirty pages left of John Galt's speech, and it's already affected me.

Somewhat tired. I believe I'm in the process of a life changing experience, but I cannot say quite yet. I've still got another thirty pages left of John Galt's speech, and it's already affected me.
*waves arms about wildly to distract you*

I would think with other things too... ;)
LOL, would?
Why can't you?

Yeah, Glitzy's great. Enjoy! :)
Aww, thank you :) :fluffle:

And Huw: :fluffle: how's you feeling today? *hugs*

Myself, I'm really excited about tomorrow and going on holiday with Huw :D
Though I did have a bad dream about GCSE grades... was unsettling....
But generally I'm good :)

Tired.

Like a small giraffe that's just been given it's first ever bowl of jelly.

a combination of the following;

ok - works dragging, well it's not, i'm just putting off doing anything is all

a little sad- my grandfather passed away yesterday

bit lonely - miss the ex and am having problems finding any hot redheads to schnuggle with

happy - got the office to myself, trojan reggae cd on and access to t'internet without firewall, so i have the porn option open to me!

immature - i really need to stop going to the pub everyday and smoking splifffage.. *thinks* maybe then i'll find that redhead?

ah what the hell, i'm fine really and i'm certainly not as badly off as some

Like a small giraffe that's just been given it's first ever bowl of jelly.

you mean you've got a pain in the neck from bending down? :p

I feel likjee a mule!r Aaa drubken mule!!Z

Aww, thank you :) :fluffle:

And Huw: :fluffle: how's you feeling today? *hugs*

Myself, I'm really excited about tomorrow and going on holiday with Huw :D
Though I did have a bad dream about GCSE grades... was unsettling....
But generally I'm good :)
Just the truth. *bows*
:fluffle:

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Pwnt. :cool:


Oh shit... Did not see that coming... Well, I'll bow out of this with one last smiley.

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Oh shit... Did not see that coming... Well, I'll bow out of this with one last smiley.

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Objective accomplished.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/borg_assimilation_faces.gif

B O R E D

B O R E D
Indeed.

Indeed.


Guy 1: Hey, you want a piece of gum?
Guy 2: Oh, thanks.
Guy 1: Ha ha! That was joke gum.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now you're addicted to heroin.
Guy 2: I'm cold

:p

Guy 1: Hey, you want a piece of gum?
Guy 2: Oh, thanks.
Guy 1: Ha ha! That was joke gum.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now you're addicted to heroin.
Guy 2: I'm cold

:p
[setting: deep inside a Mayan ziggurat]
Guy 1: Hey, look. There's the golden head.
Guy 2: Wait! It could be booby-trapped.
Guy 1: But I like boobies.
Guy 2: Good point.
Guy 1[takes a step forward; poison arrow strikes his neck]: Hey! Those aren't boobies! [dies]
Guy 2: Haha! You fail at archaeology!

:D

I am sjhocked!
I am sjhocked that FD is no on right now, he has been on everytime i have jumped on for the past 2 weeks!

I am sjhocked!
I am sjhocked that FD is no on right now, he has been on everytime i have jumped on for the past 2 weeks!
Sjhocking!

I am sad because last night on 24 they killed Edgar. YOU BASTARDS. :( :mad:

I'm glum. Stupid hormones. Also, a bit lonely. Not my usual cheerful, easy going self at all.

I feel like I'm the king of the world.

I am sad because last night on 24 they killed Edgar. YOU BASTARDS. :( :mad:
Bwah.

Don't give me the spoiler feeling I get.

I've seen the finale already.

*cries*

I am sjhocked!
I am sjhocked that FD is no on right now, he has been on everytime i have jumped on for the past 2 weeks!
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I was on, but it was too slow, so I decided to go watch the History Channel. Fell asleep for about half an hour longer then I planned.

I feel smahined, absolutely flinkerred and half jollid

Bwah.

Don't give me the spoiler feeling I get.

I've seen the finale already.

*cries*

Damn yankees, getting all the TV shows before us :p

Sjhocking!
Oh nooooooes!:eek:

I'm glum. Stupid hormones. Also, a bit lonely. Not my usual cheerful, easy going self at all.
I think I know how to fix that.;)

Damn yankees, getting all the TV shows before us :p
Mwahaha!

Damn yankees, getting all the TV shows before us :p
Lucky you.:(

Oh nooooooes!:eek:
hehe

hehe
It really doesn't take much, does it?:p

I think I know how to fix that.;)
lol.....a trip to India?

Ooo0o0o0o, I am excited about tomorrow....i finally get to see Superman Returns! With a boy i like, no less! And then a party after.

lol.....a trip to India?

Ooo0o0o0o, I am excited about tomorrow....i finally get to see Superman Returns! With a boy i like, no less! And then a party after.
Aye, lady, that's the one. Of course, if you're not quite ready for that one, we could make other arrangements.;)

And down here's the part where I get lonely and depressed. :(

It really doesn't take much, does it?:p
:)

:)
:D

Aye, lady, that's the one. Of course, if you're not quite ready for that one, we could make other arrangements.;)

And down here's the part where I get lonely and depressed. :(
No, I'm supposed to be the lonely and depressed one. You and ur role reversal. *rolls eyes*. hehehehe. C'mon, cheer up :fluffle:

I wonder if its hotter in India than it is here. I cant even imagine being hotter, its almost incomprehensible.

I feel sad because all my friends are ignoring me.

:(

I feel sad because all my friends are ignoring me.

:(
You could punch them. It will make you feel better, and they'll stop ignoring you.

You could punch them. It will make you feel better, and they'll stop ignoring you.
*punches FD*

No, I'm supposed to be the lonely and depressed one. You and ur role reversal. *rolls eyes*. hehehehe. C'mon, cheer up :fluffle:

I wonder if its hotter in India than it is here. I cant even imagine being hotter, its almost incomprehensible.
I can't imagine you being hotter, either. ;)

I feel sad because all my friends are ignoring me.

:(
What friends?:p

*punches FD*
*cuts off your fist and shoves it down your throat*
Brings a whole new meaning to fisting, doesn't it?http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif

What friends?:p
:eek: :sniper: :gundge:

Excellent.

When I take over the world...you shall not be sent to the salt mines.

Instead, I shall send you an application to the Royal Harem.
Admittedly, it doesnt pay much, but it includes medical and dental.
Two weeks paid vacation every year, and flexible hours.

Please include references.

Will do, please provide an address for forwarding of such items


p.s - today I feel 'sparkle-less' ... and I have an urge to shove a wooden spoon up my boss's rectum

I am sjhocked!
I am sjhocked that FD is no on right now, he has been on everytime i have jumped on for the past 2 weeks!Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I was on, but it was too slow, so I decided to go watch the History Channel. Fell asleep for about half an hour longer then I planned.
:(
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*cuts off your fist and shoves it down your throat*
Brings a whole new meaning to fisting, doesn't it?http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif
:(

:eek: :sniper: :gundge:
My work here is done.:coo:

And if that doesn't alienate what friends you have left....well, that'll definitely do it.

I am sad because last night on 24 they killed Edgar. YOU BASTARDS. :( :mad:
Bitch!:upyours:

:(
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:eek:
*flees*

I can't imagine you being hotter, either. ;)
Yeah, I knew that was coming, but couldnt think of a way of avoiding it without cumbersome sentence structure. *shakes fist at english language*

:(
:D

Yeah, I knew that was coming, but couldnt think of a way of avoiding it without cumbersome sentence structure. *shakes fist at english language*
I would have taken the cumbersome sentence structure if I were you. :p

Hey! No shaking your fist at my scepter!

:D
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^me

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^me
:p
^me

I would have taken the cumbersome sentence structure if I were you. :p

Hey! No shaking your fist at my scepter!
No way, economy of language is important, my senior year highschool english teacher taught me that. Man she was awesome. she gave people 12s on their paper. Like, on a scale of 1-100, people scored a 12. A paper with no grammatical or spelling errors was an 80. She was awesome.
Besides, its not like u get points for creativity or anything, since it was such an obvious opening.

Your scepter is the english language? Cool! is scepter a double entendre for something? Or is my mind just too far in the gutter for my own good?


Since my original post, my mood has improved. and I've actually gotten less tired. That makes no sense.

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^me
poor ruffy.

Dont take much stuff...:) :)
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:( http://forums.filefront.com/images/smilies/CrashSmilies/love-smiley-037.gif:eek:
*flees*
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No way, economy of language is important, my senior year highschool english teacher taught me that. Man she was awesome. she gave people 12s on their paper. Like, on a scale of 1-100, people scored a 12. A paper with no grammatical or spelling errors was an 80. She was awesome.
Besides, its not like u get points for creativity or anything, since it was such an obvious opening.

Your scepter is the english language? Cool! is scepter a double entendre for something? Or is my mind just too far in the gutter for my own good?


Since my original post, my mood has improved. and I've actually gotten less tired. That makes no sense.
I know it is, but then again, we're talking me...but you don't really know me yet...
I loved mine as well. I was writing graduate-level work the morning assignments were due. I so pwned that class. I wrote all the best papers. No one could touch my insight or mechanical/grammatical ability.

LOL Yes, it is. During my junior year, my favorite English teacher ever, who is actually tougher than the one senior year, crowned me Stilted Diction King because I am so proficient with it. I make it look desirable. :cool: Senior year my teacher told me I was the Master of the Paraphrase. And I'll leave the notion of double entendre to you to decide. ;)

right now, I feel trapped and annoyed, and I feel myself creeping up on the edge of snapping.

in case anyone is worried it's completely normal, I am at my mom's house, I don't have my car so I can't leave.

we just got into an arguement and she is being pissy and I don't know how much more I can take before I snap back.........

right now, I feel trapped and annoyed, and I feel myself creeping up on the edge of snapping.

in case anyone is worried it's completely normal, I am at my mom's house, I don't have my car so I can't leave.

we just got into an arguement and she is being pissy and I don't know how much more I can take before I snap back.........
I'd say it's healthy to snap back, but it's not worth it. My mother and grandmother are both like that.

I'd say it's healthy to snap back, but it's not worth it. My mother and grandmother are both like that.
yeah, I know, it's about 3 hours until I can get out of here, if I snap, it's going to make those 3 hours worse, plus my mom is the "bring things up years later" type of person, she brought up in our arguement something I said 20 years ago..... :(

I am quite grumpy at the moment. I'm very tired, despite the fact that I got eight hours of sleep last night. It's freezing cold in my office, I have a rather large headache, I shut a drawer on my finger this morning, I tripped on my way to the car and kicked up a lot of dust that won't come off my black pants for some reason, and I'm sore from working out longer than usual last night. Hey look, my finger is turning a nice shade of blue. Lovely.

I am quite grumpy at the moment. I'm very tired, despite the fact that I got eight hours of sleep last night. It's freezing cold in my office, I have a rather large headache, I shut a drawer on my finger this morning, I tripped on my way to the car and kicked up a lot of dust that won't come off my black pants for some reason, and I'm sore from working out longer than usual last night. Hey look, my finger is turning a nice shade of blue. Lovely.
do you have any duct tape around? if you wrap it sticky side out around your hand it will pull dirt from between the fibers in your pants, it works better sometimes than trying to wash the dirt out (because if you get the dirt wet then you have mud which isn't easy to clean either, the more water you use the more mud you have)

yeah, I know, it's about 3 hours until I can get out of here, if I snap, it's going to make those 3 hours worse, plus my mom is the "bring things up years later" type of person, she brought up in our arguement something I said 20 years ago..... :(
:eek: I haven't even been alive that long! But my mother does bring up old stuff. Prolly about a decade or so back. Like I remember what I was thinking when I was 8.:mad:

do you have any duct tape around? if you wrap it sticky side out around your hand it will pull dirt from between the fibers in your pants, it works better sometimes than trying to wash the dirt out (because if you get the dirt wet then you have mud which isn't easy to clean either, the more water you use the more mud you have)
Hmm... does it have to be duct tape? I don't think we have that in the office, but I we probably have various other kinds of tape. Thanks for the tip!

*goes off to find some tape*

I am quite grumpy at the moment. I'm very tired, despite the fact that I got eight hours of sleep last night. It's freezing cold in my office, I have a rather large headache, I shut a drawer on my finger this morning, I tripped on my way to the car and kicked up a lot of dust that won't come off my black pants for some reason, and I'm sore from working out longer than usual last night. Hey look, my finger is turning a nice shade of blue. Lovely.
Better than the lovely shade of purple and swelling I had after accidentally slapping the corner of a baby's playpen. Thought I might have had a hairline fracture on the bone for a bit.

:eek: I haven't even been alive that long! But my mother does bring up old stuff. Prolly about a decade or so back. Like I remember what I was thinking when I was 8.:mad:
yeah, she brought up something I said when I was 4, then she started in on the whole " I gave up my whole life for you, I did your laundry, I changed your diapers, you are ungrateful, the least you can do is........"

whatever :rolleyes:

I will never do that to my kids. That's evil.

My 3 year old asked me a few minutes back "did you give up your life for us?" and I said "no, I am alive, and I am happy and I love you"

then my mom said I am "trying to make her look bad"

:mad:

Hmm... does it have to be duct tape? I don't think we have that in the office, but I we probably have various other kinds of tape. Thanks for the tip!

*goes off to find some tape*
ANY tape will work (should work) but it will just take longer since it's smaller in area.

Scotch tape is better than masking though, it's stickier.

do you have any duct tape around? if you wrap it sticky side out around your hand it will pull dirt from between the fibers in your pants, it works better sometimes than trying to wash the dirt out (because if you get the dirt wet then you have mud which isn't easy to clean either, the more water you use the more mud you have)
You, lady, are a paragon of usefulness.

yeah, she brought up something I said when I was 4, then she started in on the whole " I gave up my whole life for you, I did your laundry, I changed your diapers, you are ungrateful, the least you can do is........"

whatever :rolleyes:

I will never do that to my kids. That's evil.

My 3 year old asked me a few minutes back "did you give up your life for us?" and I said "no, I am alive, and I am happy and I love you"

then my mom said I am "trying to make her look bad"

:mad:
Maybe you're not, but it's working. :p I'm not sure I'll ever have kids to do that to.

ANY tape will work (should work) but it will just take longer since it's smaller in area.

Scotch tape is better than masking though, it's stickier.
Hey, it worked - most of the dirt came right off! Thanks Smunkee! Now I don't have to walk around the office looking like I was rolling around in the dirt this morning. :fluffle:

Hey, it worked - most of the dirt came right off! Thanks Smunkee! Now I don't have to walk around the office looking like I was rolling around in the dirt this morning. :fluffle:
I know way too much about stuff like that, like did you know you can clean your toilet with coke (like the soda, not the drug LOL) or that you can kill ticks and fleas on your dog with Tide laundry soap (the powder) or that if you have a sunburn and you take a bath in vinegar that it takes the burn out?

see? I know tons of weird stuff.

Better than the lovely shade of purple and swelling I had after accidentally slapping the corner of a baby's playpen. Thought I might have had a hairline fracture on the bone for a bit.
Oww. Sounds painful.

I know way too much about stuff like that, like did you know you can clean your toilet with coke (like the soda, not the drug LOL) or that you can kill ticks and fleas on your dog with Tide laundry soap (the powder) or that if you have a sunburn and you take a bath in vinegar that it takes the burn out?

see? I know tons of weird stuff.
Laundry detergent kills ticks and fleas? Really? I'll have to remember that one. My dog is on Frontline, but we take him down to the river a lot so he occasionally gets fleas.

I know way too much about stuff like that, like did you know you can clean your toilet with coke (like the soda, not the drug LOL) or that you can kill ticks and fleas on your dog with Tide laundry soap (the powder) or that if you have a sunburn and you take a bath in vinegar that it takes the burn out?

see? I know tons of weird stuff.
I knew about the vinegar and the coke.

Oww. Sounds painful.
It didn't hurt as much as you might expect. And I heal fast, so it was barely noticable in four days.

Laundry detergent kills ticks and fleas? Really? I'll have to remember that one. My dog is on Frontline, but we take him down to the river a lot so he occasionally gets fleas.
yeah, dust him in it dry and let him roll around in the grass and shake or whatever he needs to do, then wet him down, lather him up, and rinse him off, dead fleas, ticks and loose hair will all come off, don't get it in his eyes.

It suddenly occurs to me I have one of those little tidbits of usefulness. Do you know a good way to get water rings out of wood furniture?

It suddenly occurs to me I have one of those little tidbits of usefulness. Do you know a good way to get water rings out of wood furniture?
yes. :D

well, not to actually remove them, but you can mix 1tsp of coffee with 2tsp of water and apply to the water ring with a cotton ball, then after it dries you can polish the wood with WD-40 ;)

after that the water rings should be barely noticable if at all.

yes. :D

well, not to actually remove them, but you can mix 1tsp of coffee with 2tsp of water and apply to the water ring with a cotton ball, then after it dries you can polish the wood with WD-40 ;)

after that the water rings should be barely noticable if at all.
Pfft! Too complicated. Try mayo. Just rub it on, let it set overnight and wipe it off in the morning. I made a water ring once to test it. Worked great.:)

Pfft! Too complicated. Try mayo. Just rub it on, let it set overnight and wipe it off in the morning. I made a water ring once to test it. Worked great.:)
yeah, I forgot about that, you can do it with toothpaste too if you don't have any mayo.

yeah, I forgot about that, you can do it with toothpaste too if you don't have any mayo.
Indeed. Toothepaste is also good for something else...cleaning silver or something, methinks. Don't remember, so that might not be it.

Indeed. Toothepaste is also good for something else...cleaning silver or something, methinks. Don't remember, so that might not be it.
yeah, and I use it to clean my wedding ring too, it makes the diamonds pretty! ;)

I also use it to fill in nail holes....:eek:

yeah, and I use it to clean my wedding ring too, it makes the diamonds pretty! ;)

I also use it to fill in nail holes....:eek:
Why the :eek:?

doo be doo be doo be

still bored

I'm ok, I'm just about to get one of the Civilization games and a scanner for free, not stealing of course

yeah, and I use it to clean my wedding ring too, it makes the diamonds pretty! ;)

I also use it to fill in nail holes....:eek:
My dad told me roaches love the taste of toothpaste. I dunno if its true, or if he was trying to freak me out into always closing the lid of the toothpaste bottle. But if its true, you might not wanna use it to fill holes.

you sound like an excellent mother, Smunkee. You're girls are very very lucky. I know way too many people who have piss poor mothers.

I'm sorry you got in an arguement. I got in a bit of a fight with my stepmom this morning. I was wondering, if you kill someone in defense of your sanity, does it still qualify as self defense?

Bloody fucked off. Big time. With life in general.

In the past year my life's gone from happy to frustrated, and shockingly I joined NS general last July.......

I feel...doey-ey.

I was wondering, if you kill someone in defense of your sanity, does it still qualify as self defense?
sadly no. :(

do you want to hear the first joke I "made up" when I was a kid?

If you kill a person it's homicide
If you kill your self it's suicide
So... if you kill your little brother is it pesticide?

yeah, I was like 3. I got a spanking for being mean, which still irks me because I don't have any brothers at all, not even a younger one.

Why the :eek:?
it's cheap and dries fast and then when you paint you aren't painting over holes.

Hints from Heloise, Industrial grade.


Toothpaste is also good as rubbing compound after you touch-up a small chip in car paint.

Vinegar baths are good to get insulation fiberglass off of you (as is duct tape) and also if you've got cement on you to prevent/treat lime burns.

it's cheap and dries fast and then when you paint you aren't painting over holes.
But....:eek: indicates alarm and surprise....I thought everyone knew toothpaste makes a great space-filler?

But....:eek: indicates alarm and surprise....I thought everyone knew toothpaste makes a great space-filler?
oh that.... sarcasm, everyone knows so why would it be shocking?

Hints from Heloise, Industrial grade.


Toothpaste is also good as rubbing compound after you touch-up a small chip in car paint.

Vinegar baths are good to get insulation fiberglass off of you (as is duct tape) and also if you've got cement on you to prevent/treat lime burns.
*takes notes*

oh that.... sarcasm, everyone knows so why would it be shocking?
You really are horrible with sarcasm sometimes, you know. You should stick to knowing everything. It suites you better. ;)

*takes notes*

*steals notes*

You really are horrible with sarcasm sometimes, you know. You should stick to knowing everything. It suites you better. ;)
actually I am quite good, but most people aren't smart enough to catch it ;)

*steals notes*
I made copies.:p

actually I am quite good, but most people aren't smart enough to catch it ;)
Not that time you weren't. :p

actually I am quite good, but most people aren't smart enough to catch it ;)

Fewer still know how to cure it I reckon.

Not that time you weren't. :p
why? because you didn't figure it out?

;)

most of the time I do it around here, I get the ranters "no, that's wrong you are mean" for about 3 pages until someone intelligent comes around and explains to them that it was sarcasm, and that I am too cool to use the [/sarcasm] tag.

sadly no. :(

do you want to hear the first joke I "made up" when I was a kid?

If you kill a person it's homicide
If you kill your self it's suicide
So... if you kill your little brother is it pesticide?

yeah, I was like 3. I got a spanking for being mean, which still irks me because I don't have any brothers at all, not even a younger one.
Why, thats incredibly brilliant for a 3 year old. I got in trouble when I was three for quoting "Touchy!" to my mom (The little fat guy says it to gueston in Beauty in the Beast). I didnt even know what it meant :(

Parents. Cant live with em.

Better than last night.