Cheez-its or Cheese Nips?
Zandoman
11-07-2006, 23:59
Man, I remember seeing a commercial for Cheese Nips that said every 9 out of 10 people liked them more than Cheez-its. I couldnt believe that, because Cheese Nips taste like shit. So I want to know, who likes what?
I like them both a lot. I think I like Nips a litter better - They taste cheesier. The Its are crunchier, though. Tough call, really. I say mix them together.
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 00:21
Cheese 'nips' imply something they don't deliver on. Cheez-its for me.
United Time Lords
12-07-2006, 00:22
Cheesy nipples?
Baked squirrels
12-07-2006, 00:23
I think cheese nips are very slightly better, but then again, I'd take a box of cheez- it's any day
United Time Lords
12-07-2006, 00:24
How about (revolutionary option here)...
Some cheese?
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 00:24
Cheesy nipples?
Got it in one.
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 00:26
How about (revolutionary option here)...
Some cheese?
Look, I don't have time to apply the cheese to every cracker myself. What, did we lose a war? I'm a busy man with busy shows to watch, I want my cheese powdered and pre-applied, or failing that to spray out of an aresol can.
Thriceaddict
12-07-2006, 00:27
Neither. They're both crap. I'll have some real cheese, thanks.
What is the name of the cheese crackers that used to be shaped like tiny orange maple bars?
Those were the best!
Cannot think of a name
12-07-2006, 00:31
Neither. They're both crap. I'll have some real cheese, thanks.
Are people confusing them with Velveeta or Cheez-Whiz (another unfortunately named cheese-product)?
Cheez-its and Cheese Nips are crackers, not cheese substitutes. No one is making a ham and cheez-it sandwich....wwwwaait a second....I have to go to the store...
Zandoman
12-07-2006, 00:31
no man, dont forget, with cheez-its, the cheese is baked right in!
How about (revolutionary option here)...
Some cheese?
The thing is they arent even in competition with eachother.
Everybody knows they arent cheese and dont taste like cheeses do.
Same with Cheetos.
They are meant to turn your hands orange not taste like cheese.
Angry Fruit Salad
12-07-2006, 00:35
How about neither -- cheese puffs are better than crackers any day!
Thriceaddict
12-07-2006, 00:36
Are people confusing them with Velveeta or Cheez-Whiz (another unfortunately named cheese-product)?
Cheez-its and Cheese Nips are crackers, not cheese substitutes. No one is making a ham and cheez-it sandwich....wwwwaait a second....I have to go to the store...
Oh, yeah I assumed it was like that cheez-wizz shit, but then still neither. I like my crackers unflavored.
Cheese Nips are not very tasty. The last time I had a box, they tasted like soap.
Cheese-Itz, on the other hand, are delicious.
Kunzeland
12-07-2006, 00:40
I used to eat these cheese crackers in the shape of a "Z" when I was a little kid.
How about (revolutionary option here)...
Some cheese?
Cheese is delicious, but not crunchy.
One of my favorite meals: Tomato soup, grilled cheese sandwich and Cheese Nips/Its.
Peisandros
12-07-2006, 01:19
Never heard of either!
Do they even have Cheese-Nips in Japan? If so... what would they call them?
Valdeunia
12-07-2006, 01:28
Cheddar Goldfish own.
Cheddar Goldfish own.
Pepperige Farm?
I think Cheese Nips are cheesier, and I much prefer them to Cheeze Its.
Pleeaase Cheez its Hands down! Cheeze its! Cheez its! Cheez its! Cheez its!
Hey! Get your own box!
Aurendia
12-07-2006, 03:08
I can't even eat Cheese Nips. Cheez-its are much better.
Theoretical Physicists
12-07-2006, 03:18
I refer to all of them as "cheesies".
Anti-Masonic Paranoia
12-07-2006, 03:24
they taste almost the same to me, but I'd probably give the edge to cheese nips.
Righteous Munchee-Love
12-07-2006, 03:26
Are people confusing them with Velveeta or Cheez-Whiz (another unfortunately named cheese-product)?
Cheez-its and Cheese Nips are crackers, not cheese substitutes. No one is making a ham and cheez-it sandwich....wwwwaait a second....I have to go to the store...
And thus, he saw the light.
*cue Gregorian chanting*
Liberated New Ireland
12-07-2006, 03:29
Am I the only person who thinks Cheez-Itz taste like dry-type cat food?
And before you ask, yes, I've eaten cat food. (house full of condiments, and nothing to eat...)
Flashback to college dorm party:
Sober Person (entering the room): "So I'm back from the store"
Me (getting up somewhat unsteadily with a hungry gleam in my eye): "Awesome, did you get the Cheez-Its for me?"
Sober Person (looking confused suddenly): "Oh, uh, I thought you said Cheez-Nips...
Me (going beet red and staggering angrily towards sober person): "Huh... you mean you got me... oh damn it all"
Sober Person (trying to hide grin): "Uh... sorry man"
Me: "I told you straight up to bring me CHEEZ-ITS! Not fucking Cheez nips! Did I stutter or..."
*Sober Person pulls box of cheez its from behind their back as they burst out laughing*
Me (grabbing cheez it box): "Oh... Okay. Don't EVER do that again."
So, yeah. That's a vote for cheez its.
Valdeunia
12-07-2006, 04:53
Dude, that is awesome. About to kick someone's ass over Cheez-Its... I wonder would have happened if the sober one said, "Get your own box!"
Boonytopia
12-07-2006, 08:54
Twisties (http://australian-food.com/chips/twisties.html) or Cheezels (http://australian-food.com/chips/cheezels.html) for me.
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 08:55
Cheesy nipples?
I'd never thought of cheese a sexy food.... but now....hmmm
Empress_Suiko
12-07-2006, 08:58
Man, I remember seeing a commercial for Cheese Nips that said every 9 out of 10 people liked them more than Cheez-its. I couldnt believe that, because Cheese Nips taste like shit. So I want to know, who likes what?
I picked none, I like Cheetos. I could eat a whole bag!:D