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I want to remake the Wizard of Oz movie but set in NSG instead of Oz.

There will be lines like
"I dont think we are in Role-play anymore Toto!"

and

"Ignore the troll behind the curtain"

Songs might include

"Somewhere over the DEAT line"

and

"Ding-Dong the spam is dead"


Who should play which parts in my film and why?

Also any lines for the script and song suggestions will be helpful.

Now I have to battle to the death to get the role as the wicked witch of the west...thanks a lot:mad:

i'll be the pirate. and i'll have a parrot called 'fluffles aplenty'



what?? there's no pirate in the wizard of oz? fuckbeans! bah there is now! ;):D

I wanna be toto, cause I can woof.


WOOF

Now I have to battle to the death to get the role as the wicked witch of the west...thanks a lot:mad:

Convince me you can play the role properly...bearing in mind that I have a bucket of mop water handy in case you try anything funny.

Oh I am sooooo a flying monkey.

*flings poo*

i'll be the pirate. and i'll have a parrot called 'fluffles aplenty'



what?? there's no pirate in the wizard of oz? fuckbeans! bah there is now! ;):D

You get the part of the pirate on the strength of knowing the ancient pirate jargon "fuckbeans"

Problem is where do you fit into the plot?

Maybe

Pirates and tigers and bears!...Fuckbeans
Pirates and tigers and bears!...Fuckbeans

I wanna replace tinman with "Shaolin man of steel", any good to you???:p

Shaoman for short.:)

Oh I am sooooo a flying monkey.

*flings poo*

"Wipes poo from shirt"

You might get the role once you learn some method acting

Flying monkeys dont fling poo. They use the seagull method of poo decorating.

I wanna replace tinman with "Shaolin man of steel", any good to you???:p

How comfortable are you with being rusted immobile for the first third of the film?

How comfortable are you with being rusted immobile for the first third of the film?

Well i'm pretty lazy so I guess i'll cope:rolleyes:

Nonchalant curtain here I come!

I want to remake the Wizard of Oz movie but set in NSG instead of Oz.

There will be lines like
"I dont think we are in Role-play anymore Toto!"

and

"Ignore the troll behind the curtain"

Songs might include

"Somewhere over the DEAT line"

and

"Ding-Dong the Bush is gone"


Who should play which parts in my film and why?

Also any lines for the script and song suggestions will be helpful.remove the Bush line and you got a winner. after all it should be timeless.

hm... will you have the mods playing a "role" in it also?

You get the part of the pirate on the strength of knowing the ancient pirate jargon "fuckbeans"

Problem is where do you fit into the plot?

Maybe

Pirates and tigers and bears!...Fuckbeans
Pirates and tigers and bears!...Fuckbeans
Neo-cons, Fundies and Libbies... fuckbeans

I think the flying monkeys should have a hybrid of banana/poo bombs. Haha I can see it now...

Nonchalant curtain here I come!

You can be the curtain, however I have no idea who might hide behind you at this time.

maybe you could merge films, like replacing the munchkins with oompah-loompah's. Forget that horrible lollipop boys song and just get midgets dancing while singing the theme from the Smurfs (y'know the la la la la la laaa, la la la la laaaa etc.)


Go on.... you know you wanna!!!!:D

remove the Bush line and you got a winner. after all it should be timeless.

hm... will you have the mods playing a "role" in it also?

Good points

fixing the OP

You can be the curtain, however I have no idea who might hide behind you at this time.

Hurrah!

Can I be the emo spammer that hung himself in the cornfeild?

Can I be the emo spammer that hung himself in the cornfeild?

Yes but we call him scarecrow and he gets unhung before he is dead.

By the end he is excorcised of his EMOns and is quite happy.

Are you good with this?

hmmm... a debater who's afraid to push the issues?

who would be perfect for that role.

Can the young wee Orange and Brown Newbtopias be the Munchkins?

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1713/newbtopian11rb.png

they'd be perfect, and they have acting experience.

I would like to be the Wizard, thank you...tiny role, and I'm good at evil and hiding. Quite good. I can do silly voices.

If not, I'll take Evil Munchkin #13.213

Can the young wee Orange and Brown Newbtopias be the Munchkins?



they'd be perfect, and they have acting experience.

They are in! Got anymore? Im way short on munchkins ATM

Do they provide their own helium?

If there's place for a guy standing in the back, watching and occasionally laughing very hard, I'm all yours.
If not, and you're short of pillars, I am, once more all yours.
Who am I trying to bluff? I'm all yours anyways.

I call one of the other flying monkeys.

I would like to be the Wizard, thank you...tiny role, and I'm good at evil and hiding. Quite good. I can do silly voices.

If not, I'll take Evil Munchkin #13.213

Would you have any moral ethical or legal objections to hiding behind jenrak (the curtain)?

If not you can be the Wizard!

Also since they share no scenes you can be a munchkin.

BYOH*


*bring your own helium

hmmm... a debater who's afraid to push the issues?

who would be perfect for that role.

Im sorry but the tin woodsman without heart is already taken.


Are you any good at cowardly lyin'?

They are in! Got anymore? Im way short on munchkins ATM

Do they provide their own helium?

I have many more, theres Burning Canuck Pete, seen in episode 10

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/831/newbtopian107pa.png

Billion Blue seen in episode 3

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2518/newbtopian31pf.png

Browns Cousin, Green in episode 4

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6995/newbtopian41yg.png

Petes friend the Scientologist Republican American Emo kid seen in episode 12

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8827/newbtopian126af.png

and these guys are just the ones I consider the best...

They are in! Got anymore? Im way short on munchkins ATM

Do they provide their own helium?

My Bunnies would be perfect. And yes, they do.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Bunnies/HeliumBunny.png
See? Helium.

I call one of the other flying monkeys.

I wouldnt have it any other way

Fly! Be free!

I have many more, theres Burning Canuck Pete, seen in episode 10

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/831/newbtopian107pa.png



Oh heck no!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Comic/5.png

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Got anyone to play the Emerald City's doorman? I'm perfect for that part, as I'm a natural asshole to any person that knocks at my door:

"You ain't gettin' in to see the wizard, now get away from my door before we have you shot for trespassing, you lazy hippies!"

Perfect or what?

My Bunnies would be perfect. And yes, they do.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Bunnies/HeliumBunny.png
See? Helium.

Woohoo Im gonna be knee deep in munchkins once those bunnies get busy!

I'd like to be a flying monkey please. I can't actually fly but I do have an excess of body hair.

Woohoo Im gonna be knee deep in munchkins once those bunnies get busy!

Yup!

...Well, except the zombie one(s) http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Bunnies/ZombieBunny.png

But we've even got an NS Bunny! http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Bunnies/NSBunny.png

Got anyone to play the Emerald City's doorman? I'm perfect for that part, as I'm a natural asshole to any person that knocks at my door:

"You ain't gettin' in to see the wizard, now get away from my door before we have you shot for trespassing, you lazy hippies!"

Perfect or what?

Can you promise to be callous NO MATTER WHO knocks?

If so you are in

"Wipes poo from shirt"

You might get the role once you learn some method acting

Flying monkeys dont fling poo. They use the seagull method of poo decorating.

Haha! The seagull method! Do they also swoop down for your sandwich?

I'd like to be a flying monkey please. I can't actually fly but I do have an excess of body hair.

OK you are in. Ill need you to run and practice flapping for awhile.

Can you promise to be callous NO MATTER WHO knocks?

If so you are in

Jehovah's Witnesses, neocons, liberals, mods, admins, bleeding strangers that need urgent medical assistance, babies abandoned in the dead of winter at my doorstep, etc. It does not matter who, none shall pass.

OK you are in. Ill need you to run and practice flapping for awhile.

*Runs round room wildly flapping arms*

Not working just yet, I'll keep trying.......

Nobody's claimed it, so I'll step forward and be the ass: Can I be Dorothy? As long as it doesn't involve being on an actual stage, or I will turn red and stammer and look like I can't walk right.

so who's gonna be the Munchkins, the Rabbits or the gay dudes in jumpsuits?

If there's place for a guy standing in the back, watching and occasionally laughing very hard, I'm all yours.
If not, and you're short of pillars, I am, once more all yours.
Who am I trying to bluff? I'm all yours anyways.

You can stand in the back watch actors point and laugh?

I cant waste talent like that

You are my personal casting assistant.

so who's gonna be the Munchkins, the Rabbits or the gay dudes in jumpsuits?

Both! You cant have too many munchkins or too much helium.

Especially when some of your monkeys cant actually fly yet.

Haha! The seagull method! Do they also swoop down for your sandwich?

Let me put it this way.

If you are on the set dont leave a peanut butter and banana sammich unattended.

*Runs round room wildly flapping arms*

Not working just yet, I'll keep trying.......

Hang tough keep flapping and we will soon have helium to help you out.

I wouldnt have it any other way

Fly! Be free!
*jumps out window*
*hits ground*
*opens door*
*runs up stairs*
*tries again*

Jehovah's Witnesses, neocons, liberals, mods, admins, bleeding strangers that need urgent medical assistance, babies abandoned in the dead of winter at my doorstep, etc. It does not matter who, none shall pass.

You are not only the doorman you are also set security

Let me put it this way.

If you are on the set dont leave a peanut butter and banana sammich unattended.

Noted. *scribbles in notebook...actually...murmered into portable tape recorder*

Let me put it this way.

If you are on the set dont leave a peanut butter and banana sammich unattended.

If they touch my lunch they are NEVER getting into the Emerald City, not no way, not no how. And God help the little flying bastard that messes on my green uniform...

*jumps out window*
*hits ground*
*opens door*
*runs up stairs*
*tries again*

WAIT!

Weve got helium now!

Costume's gotta get me some water wings with feathers now.

Would you have any moral ethical or legal objections to hiding behind jenrak (the curtain)?

If not you can be the Wizard!

Also since they share no scenes you can be a munchkin.

BYOH*



*bring your own helium

I have no morals, and I refuse to object to standing behind a body. Because a body works well as a shield. Muahaha.

And hey, yaya for squeaky voiced munchkins.

No, I mean it. Woo.

The helium works, I can bring it...and the weed, and the aliens.

You are not only the doorman you are also set security

Haha, double roles! Now, I need a few able bodied assholes that can watch the set perimeter and look good in green...

Jehovah's Witnesses, neocons, liberals, mods, admins, bleeding strangers that need urgent medical assistance, babies abandoned in the dead of winter at my doorstep, etc. It does not matter who, none shall pass.

Hot girls? Anyone can refuse the everyday stuff.

Cripes Sake alive! Ive got no Dorothy, no wicked witch of the East, no cowardly lyin' no good fairy glenda and no flying porta potties for my monkeys yet!

WHERES MY CASTING ASSISSTANT?

I have no morals, and I refuse to object to standing behind a body. Because a body works well as a shield. Muahaha.

And hey, yaya for squeaky voiced munchkins.

No, I mean it. Woo.

The helium works, I can bring it...and the weed, and the aliens.


Do the aliens glow?

Do the aliens glow?

Riiiiight....

Oh, wait! You thought I meant extra-terrestrials.

No, sorry, I meant LSD, "aliens" is a slang term (at least, around here).

I think I could find some glowing E.T. lookin' motherfuckers around somewhere, if you really need 'em.

Hot girls? Anyone can refuse the everyday stuff.

Not no way, not no how! When you wear the uniform, you must never let anyone past!

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3253/infopicfrankmorgan23zd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Not the front door anyway, come around the side and we'll talk...

You can stand in the back watch actors point and laugh?

I cant waste talent like that

You are my personal casting assistant.

Wait, what?
I'm neither a wizard nor a blacksmith...
*hides*

Wait, what?
I'm neither a wizard nor a blacksmith...
*hides*

OK OK OK you are a blacksmith sheesh

Riiiiight....

Oh, wait! You thought I meant extra-terrestrials.

No, sorry, I meant LSD, "aliens" is a slang term (at least, around here).

I think I could find some glowing E.T. lookin' motherfuckers around somewhere, if you really need 'em.

No No, that wont be necessary, just make sure my monkeys think they can fly.

One of our resident righties should play the "Wicked Witch of Western Civilization".

Noted. *scribbles in notebook...actually...murmered into portable tape recorder*

Say you...yeah you the wholesome looking one..

Have you ever been a casting asissta...

waitaminute...wholesome looking

no no you probably cant sing can you?

Would you like to be a casting assisstant?

You just replaced my identity problem with an professional-inadequatity-complex, as I know next to nothing about blacksmithing issues.
I think I need to see a psychiatrist.
Can I have a day off?

No No, that wont be necessary, just make sure my monkeys think they can fly.

Yeah, I shouldn't think thats too much of a problem.

That is, if you don't mind them going on about how everything is constantly moving.

You just replaced my identity problem with an professional-inadequatity-complex, as I know next to nothing about blacksmithing issues.
I think I need to see a psychiatrist.
Can I have a day off?

Possibly but once off the set I dont have security that guarantee your safety against evil fling monkeys who have eaten teh acid.

Your call though.

hm... will you have the mods playing a "role" in it also?
We'll play the Haunted Forest, of course.

http://www.oldtowngeneralstore.citymaker.com/i/haunted_forest_sign.jpg


"I'd turn back if I were you."

We'll play the Haunted Forest, of course.

http://www.oldtowngeneralstore.citymaker.com/i/haunted_forest_sign.jpg


"I'd turn back if I were you."

Youve blown into this thread like a...like a.....A TORNADO!

I can make you a STAR!

With a "go to hell" and a "up yours, pal" and a couple of "fuck yourself, you see"
That's how we greet each other here in merry ole' NSG

Im sorry but the tin woodsman without heart is already taken.


Are you any good at cowardly lyin'?hmmm... nah, not really.

the role I want is...












Toto... *BARK, BARK, RUFF, RUFF, RUFF!*

With a "go to hell" and a "up yours, pal" and a couple of "fuck yourself, you see"
That's how we greet each other here in merry ole' NSG

You sir have talent. Have you ever considered writing a score for fine fillums?

hmmm... nah, not really.

the role I want is...












Toto... *BARK, BARK, RUFF, RUFF, RUFF!*

Stunt Toto or front office appearance Toto?

One of our resident righties should play the "Wicked Witch of Western Civilization".

Sorry Sinuhue called dibs on WWotW

You sir have talent. Have you ever considered writing a score for fine fillums?
I was one of the lyricists for the last NSG musical production. I also write offensive songs and anthems.

Stunt Toto or front office appearance Toto?
hmm....

both?

hmm....

both?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11341531&postcount=4

I have to choose twixt two Totos too

I was one of the lyricists for the last NSG musical production. I also write offensive songs and anthems.

You are in charge of musical production and iffy lyrics then

You are in charge of musical production and iffy lyrics then
Do I get paid?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11341531&postcount=4

I have to choose twixt two Totos too
simple solution. if "Dorthy" is a female, choose me, if a male is choses, then I will step down. ;)

Do I get paid?

You get paid 1.2 times as much as any actor Ive signed so far.

No per diem though on this deal.

Have your agent call my agent

simple solution. if "Dorthy" is a female, choose me, if a male is choses, then I will step down. ;)

I cannot make any gender specific promises. I can however provide a sanitary chastity plug if you are concerned about your co stars habits.

hmmm... nah, not really.

the role I want is...












Toto... *BARK, BARK, RUFF, RUFF, RUFF!*


GRRRRRR

ARF WOOFITY BARK BARK! BARK RUFF WOOF ARF ARF WOOFITY BARK!!

Translation= Back off punk! I called Toto on the second reply! If you refuse, then we must have a dog off!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11341531&postcount=4

I have to choose twixt two Totos too

Yay alliteration!

I'll be Glenda...do you mind if I find other uses for my wand?

Yes but we call him scarecrow and he gets unhung before he is dead.

By the end he is excorcised of his EMOns and is quite happy.

Are you good with this?
Sigh.. fine.

:(

I'll be the wicked witch....I have a wort and everything.. though its on my ankle, not my nose.. i think it's wort... come to think of it, i've never actually checked, maybe it's a growth... that never grows

ok i'll shhh now.

One of our resident righties should play the "Wicked Witch of Western Civilization".
And the conservative fundies can be the apple trees!

http://www.mulholland-drive.net/pics/reference/oz_tree.jpg

I can be the road, I'm used to people walking over me.

I want to remake the Wizard of Oz movie but set in NSG instead of Oz.

There will be lines like
"I dont think we are in Role-play anymore Toto!"

:rolleyes:

And the conservative fundies can be the apple trees!

http://www.mulholland-drive.net/pics/reference/oz_tree.jpg

You bastard!

http://home.iprimus.com.au/scooterj5/tree.jpg

*Takes a puff on his bubble pipe*

Cripes Sake alive! Ive got no Dorothy, no wicked witch of the East, no cowardly lyin' no good fairy glenda and no flying porta potties for my monkeys yet!

WHERES MY CASTING ASSISSTANT?

Can I be the good fairy?

I'll just be a flying monkey.

pop pop

pop pop









pop

pop














pop

POP

pop

Ahem, set security. What exactly are you little pipe-smokers 'popping' on, hm? It wouldn't be anything illegal or controlled now, hm?

Ahem, set security. What exactly are you little pipe-smokers 'popping' on, hm? It wouldn't be anything illegal or controlled now, hm?
bubbb;le pipppe!1

bubbb;le pipppe!1

Oh, that's all? Well, carry on then, and, uh, leave the pipe at the security desk when you're finished. For safety and security reasons, of course.

bubbb;le pipppe!1

FTW!

Oh, and...

pop

P


o

p

Oh gawd ! Ive got bubblehashmasters underfoot.

420 crackers everywhere.

Nothing will get done!

I want to play the wicked witch of the east. You know, the one you only see the feet under a house. I have lovoly red shoes, so I'd fit.

But I demand to be paid as much as Dorothy for my small but significant role.

I want to play the wicked witch of the east. You know, the one you only see the feet under a house. I have lovoly red shoes, so I'd fit.
It's a lurker's role.
But I demand to be paid as much as Dorothy for my small but significant role.
You wear the shoes, huh? :p

It's a lurker's role.

You wear the shoes, huh? :p

But make 'em FM boots. ;)

I want to play the wicked witch of the east. You know, the one you only see the feet under a house. I have lovoly red shoes, so I'd fit.

But I demand to be paid as much as Dorothy for my small but significant role.


So far Ive got no Dorothies, or cowardly lions

Ive got two Totos pending Dorothy casting


On the plus side Ive got Sinuhue as wicked witch (west version)
East Canuck and Mstreeted vying for Wicked Witch (east version)
Ive got The Beautiful Darkness and Jello Biafra vying for Good Witch Glenda

This can only mean one thing, looks like we need to hold a Witch-Off

May the best Witches win!

What about my emo role?

So far Ive got no Dorothies, or cowardly lions

Ive got two Totos pending Dorothy casting


On the plus side Ive got Sinuhue as wicked witch (west version)
East Canuck and Mstreeted vying for Wicked Witch (east version)
Ive got The Beautiful Darkness and Jello Biafra vying for Good Witch Glenda

This can only mean one thing, looks like we need to hold a Witch-Off

May the best Witches win!

Hey, you've got me as a flying monkey! :D

You bastard!

http://home.iprimus.com.au/scooterj5/tree.jpg

Sorry, this is an open live casting call and not Can-I-nominate-my-unemployed-cousin-who-isnt-here-to-be-in-a-movie casting

NEXT!

Hey, you've got me as a flying monkey! :D

Are you afraid of heights?

At all?

What about my emo role?

You are my scare-emo!

You are a STAR ruffy, a STAR!

So far Ive got no Dorothies, or cowardly lions

Ive got two Totos pending Dorothy casting


On the plus side Ive got Sinuhue as wicked witch (west version)
East Canuck and Mstreeted vying for Wicked Witch (east version)
Ive got The Beautiful Darkness and Jello Biafra vying for Good Witch Glenda

This can only mean one thing, looks like we need to hold a Witch-Off

May the best Witches win!

Oh if that's the case, I'll just take Dorothy. Works out better that way, eh? ;)

I can be the road, I'm used to people walking over me.

Are you opposed or allergic to full yellow body paint?

Are you overly paranoid about being followed or worried when large groups of small people talking in helium enriched voices point at you and enthusiasticly advocate girls robots emos and animals to follow you?

If you can truly and honestly answer no to both these questions you are the yellow brick road in this flick!

Oh if that's the case, I'll just take Dorothy. Works out better that way, eh? ;)

Can you sing?

Are you extra wholesome in charactor and appearance?

Can you sing?

Are you extra wholesome in charactor and appearance?

Yes, somewhat.

As to how I look, refer to the now defunct "Sexiest thread". I can be wholesome looking when the need arises :p

Likewise, I have an innocent personality When required :P

Yes, somewhat.

As to how I look, refer to the now defunct "Sexiest thread". I can be wholesome looking when the need arises :p

Likewise, I have an innocent personality When required :P

Alright, I had somebody else in mind for Dorothy but you are a better choice. You are here and want the part.

You are the BIGGEST STAR in the show!

Put on this blue gingham frock and have make up braid your hair.

Do you have any Toto preferences?


Jello Biafra is now Glenda the Good

God save us all.

You are my scare-emo!

You are a STAR ruffy, a STAR!
:D :cool: :D :D :cool: :D :D :cool: :D

I guess I've arrived to late...:(

Have you got a wicked witch yet?

Alright, I had somebody else in mind for Dorothy but you are a better choice. You are here and want the part.

You are the BIGGEST STAR in the show!

Put on this blue gingham frock and have make up braid your hair.

Do you have any Toto preferences?


Jello Biafra is now Glenda the Good

God save us all.

:D

I'm not sure whos contesting for Toto, who ever has the darkest hair and looks most like a dog, I guess :p

Are you afraid of heights?

At all?

I used to be, but I kicked it by forcing myself to go rock-climbing about 18 years ago. Got about two-thirds of the way up and looked down until the panic went away. No problems ever since. :cool:

I guess I've arrived to late...:(

Have you got a wicked witch yet?

Sinuhue is the Wicked Witch of the West

We are having a Witch off for Wicked Witch of the East

What are your qualifications?

I used to be, but I kicked it by forcing myself to go rock-climbing about 18 years ago. Got about two-thirds of the way up and looked down until the panic went away. No problems ever since. :cool:

Let's have a round of applause for our newest Evil Flying Monkey...
Cluichy!

*claps*

:D

I'm not sure whos contesting for Toto, who ever has the darkest hair and looks most like a dog, I guess :p

JUnii and Deendee both want to be the your dog.

Let's have a round of applause for our newest Evil Flying Monkey...
Cluichy!

*claps*

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! :D

Am I going to have to rent a dang lion from the zoo to get my cowardly lion.

I hope not. I despise working with man eating actors

Sinuhue is the Wicked Witch of the West

We are having a Witch off for Wicked Witch of the East

What are your qualifications?
I like to destroy love and happiness wherever I see it. I hate puppies, and will try my hardest to drown Toto. I like multilating animals, and sometimes I'll try experimenting with them to form strange hybrids. That's what I'm like, I don't need to act wicked. I already am.

*Cackles*

I like to destroy love and happiness wherever I see it. I hate puppies, and will try my hardest to drown Toto. I like multilating animals, and sometimes I'll try experimenting with them to form strange hybrids. That's what I'm like, I don't need to act wicked. I already am.

*Cackles*

In a very attractive way, though. ;)

Am I going to have to rent a dang lion from the zoo to get my cowardly lion.

I hope not. I despise working with man eating actors
Maybe whoever doesn't get to be Toto can be the cowardly lion.

Are you opposed or allergic to full yellow body paint?

Are you overly paranoid about being followed or worried when large groups of small people talking in helium enriched voices point at you and enthusiasticly advocate girls robots emos and animals to follow you?

If you can truly and honestly answer no to both these questions you are the yellow brick road in this flick!
Pfft. I do that every day, so 2 'noes' on that.

Maybe whoever doesn't get to be Toto can be the cowardly lion.
If ther problems are so big, I can be the lion to. I'm being painted yellow anyways, might as well stick som fur on me to.

Pfft. I do that every day, so 2 'noes' on that.

Sonaj is the Yellow Brick Road!

Follow Sonaj!

Sonaj is the Yellow Brick Road!

Follow Sonaj!
*Lies down, legs hanging of a cliff* Hehehehe...

I like to destroy love and happiness wherever I see it. I hate puppies, and will try my hardest to drown Toto. I like multilating animals, and sometimes I'll try experimenting with them to form strange hybrids. That's what I'm like, I don't need to act wicked. I already am.

*Cackles*

If TBD lands her dwelling on top of you and steals your shoes would you be willing to curl your feet??

If TBD lands her dwelling on top of you and steals your shoes would you be willing to curl your feet??
I'm supposed to die?!

No way! :p
Have you got any other parts going?

Maybe whoever doesn't get to be Toto can be the cowardly lion.
This is ART dammit not some pick an animal by default !


Well maybe.

Perhaps if we PCed the lions title up a bit I might get my Lion.

OK from now on it's not the Cowardly Lyin'

It is the Courage Challenged King of the Jungle.

I'm supposed to die?!

No way! :p
Have you got any other parts going?

All the witches except Glenda die.

It's all very dark and dramatic.

Plus youd get shoes to die for.

All the witches except Glenda die.

It's all very dark and dramatic.

Plus youd get shoes to die for.


Indeed. They curl on their own. :D

So far Ive got no Dorothies, or cowardly lions

Ive got two Totos pending Dorothy casting


On the plus side Ive got Sinuhue as wicked witch (west version)
East Canuck and Mstreeted vying for Wicked Witch (east version)
Ive got The Beautiful Darkness and Jello Biafra vying for Good Witch Glenda

This can only mean one thing, looks like we need to hold a Witch-Off
May the best Witches win!
Dear director,

here are my credentials to be the Wicked With of the East

1- My name's got East in it. I know all about east. In fact, I personify East as a living.

2- It took me the better part of two years to attain the pitiful milestone of 2000 posts, whereas my opponent has already raked 1050 posts in a mere two months. I ask you, who is better to fill a lurker part? The attention-seeker MsTreeted or lowly me, the post-only-when-relevant East Canuck?

3- I have red shoes. Can my opponent claim the same? Also, all my friends and family say I look good in red. Combine those with the fact that I love in Canada (red and white flag) and you'll see that my association with the color red runs deep.

4- I can bribe you. Easilly.

So, do I get the part?

I'd like to be the horse of a different color or the farmer that tends to the poppies - they are both small roles I have good range and can play both if needed.

:D

I'm not sure whos contesting for Toto, who ever has the darkest hair and looks most like a dog, I guess :p
Ruff Ruff.... woof...

*dances around TBD and sits and begs with puppy dog eyes*

whimper

Ruff Ruff.... woof...

*dances around TBD and sits and begs with puppy dog eyes*

whimper
*Whispers* Hump that leg!

Songs, was it? How about these?
"We're off to see the Spammer, the wonderful spammer of N(e)S"
"Flamewars" (used to be 'Dialogues')
"Modding Land"
"If I Were the King of the Postcount" (not sure how that one would work with music though)

something we sing here daily "if you only had a brain"

something we sing here daily "if you only had a brain"
Of course! How did I miss that one? *Sigh* I'm so ashamed of myself.

"Ding Dong! The troll is DEAT" ?

*Whispers* Hump that leg!
No...
not yet
*rolls on back and looks longingly at TBD*

Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!

JUnii and Deendee both want to be the your dog.

Don't they all? :p:eek: ;)

Ruff Ruff.... woof...

*dances around TBD and sits and begs with puppy dog eyes*

whimper

Aww, isn't he CUTE?! :D

*Pats JuNii on the head*

Hump her leg JuNii,hump her leg.:cool:

Songs, was it? How about these?
"We're off to see the Spammer, the wonderful spammer of N(e)S"
"Flamewars" (used to be 'Dialogues')
"Modding Land"
"If I Were the King of the Postcount" (not sure how that one would work with music though)
Give me a day..

Hump her leg JuNii,hump her leg.:cool:

Don't listen to him JuNii, I can do without that leg humping. He wants to talk to me but hes too stubborn, methinks

Dear director,

here are my credentials to be the Wicked With of the East

1- My name's got East in it. I know all about east. In fact, I personify East as a living.

2- It took me the better part of two years to attain the pitiful milestone of 2000 posts, whereas my opponent has already raked 1050 posts in a mere two months. I ask you, who is better to fill a lurker part? The attention-seeker MsTreeted or lowly me, the post-only-when-relevant East Canuck?

3- I have red shoes. Can my opponent claim the same? Also, all my friends and family say I look good in red. Combine those with the fact that I love in Canada (red and white flag) and you'll see that my association with the color red runs deep.

4- I can bribe you. Easilly.

So, do I get the part?

East canuck youve completely convinced me

You are the wicked Witch of the East

I'm feeling dishonest and cowardly... That ought to qualify me for a part.

Give me a day..

Is Thursday good for you?

When i was a kid living in Australia this was my favourite movie.

Is Thursday good for you?
:rolleyes:

I'm scoring this movie.

I'm feeling dishonest and cowardly... That ought to qualify me for a part.


*ears swivel around like radar antennae*

Dis you say "cowardly"?


How do you feel about lion costumes?

*ears swivel around like radar antennae*

Dis you say "cowardly"?


How do you feel about lion costumes?

I'd say I'm your man(e).

I'd like to be the horse of a different color or the farmer that tends to the poppies - they are both small roles I have good range and can play both if needed.

Youve got both parts!

Congrats!

:rolleyes:

I'm scoring this movie.

How many points out of ten do you give it?

I'd say I'm your man(e).

WOOHOOO IVE GOT MY COWARDLY LION!!!!!


You are a STAR!

Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!

I love that song!

How many points out of ten do you give it?
:rolleyes:

Finished the first song.

(Follow the Forum Links )

Follow the Forum Links. Follow the Forum Links .
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Forum Links .
Follow the Forum Links , Follow the Forum Links ,
Follow the Forum Links .

We're off to see the Spammers, The Wonderful Spammers of NS.
You'll find he is a hell of a Post Whore! If ever a Post Whore! there was.
If ever oh ever a Post Whore! there was The Spammer of NS is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the useless things they post.
We're off to see the Spammers. The Wonderful Spammer of NS!

WOOHOOO IVE GOT MY COWARDLY LION!!!!!


You are a STAR!


But stars have to be out in space, in all that dark, and I'm afraid of the dark!

*goes to hide under the bed*

I love that song!
CLAD ME IN ARMOUR!!!

CLAD ME IN ARMOUR!!!

You are the entire eebul army of footsoldiers
We may have to film you a number of times to make this work.
See the set Armourer.

:rolleyes:

Finished the first song.

(Follow the Forum Links )

Follow the Forum Links. Follow the Forum Links .
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Forum Links .
Follow the Forum Links , Follow the Forum Links ,
Follow the Forum Links .

We're off to see the Spammers, The Wonderful Spammers of NS.
You'll find he is a hell of a Post Whore! If ever a Post Whore! there was.
If ever oh ever a Post Whore! there was The Spammer of NS is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the useless things they post.
We're off to see the Spammers. The Wonderful Spammer of NS!


*stands up and applauds*

*does a one man stadium wave*

You are the entire eebul army of footsoldiers
We may have to film you a number of times to make this work.
See the set Armourer.
W00T!!!
Point me inthe right direction please.:)

But stars have to be out in space, in all that dark, and I'm afraid of the dark!

*goes to hide under the bed*

Quick! Put on your Lion Costume! It will save you from stardom!

Oh I am sooooo a flying monkey.

*flings poo*

Flying monkey here too. :)

Or maybe the Scarecrow because I'm a lot smarter than I usually act. :)

second song:

If I were King of the Post Count , Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forum, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a +1 and a +1 and a royal post - +1.
As I'd click my reply button, all the debators would kneel.
And the mods bow and the newbs kowtow.
And the narks would take report - If I - If I - were King!
Each NSer would show respect to me. The newbs genuflect to me.
Though my post count would flash, I would show compash
For every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
Just King!
Monarch of all I survey -- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I survey!

:rolleyes:

Finished the first song.

(Follow the Forum Links )

Follow the Forum Links. Follow the Forum Links .
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Forum Links .
Follow the Forum Links , Follow the Forum Links ,
Follow the Forum Links .

We're off to see the Spammers, The Wonderful Spammers of NS.
You'll find he is a hell of a Post Whore! If ever a Post Whore! there was.
If ever oh ever a Post Whore! there was The Spammer of NS is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the useless things they post.
We're off to see the Spammers. The Wonderful Spammer of NS!

I could sing that :cool:

W00T!!!
Point me inthe right direction please.:)

*points*

See the guy in the Greek war helmet next to the guy gluing feathers onto the flying monkeys? Thats him. He'll set you up.

Flying monkey here too. :)

Or maybe the Scarecrow because I'm a lot smarter than I usually act. :)

Ruffy is the scare-emo

So you can be a flying monkey

Right over there is where the feathers are being glued on

*points*

You arent allergic to helium are you?

http://www.stlyrics.com/t/thewizardofoz.htm

I've participated enough.

:p

Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!

I could sing that :cool:

Could? COULD?!?!?

Could my fat butt! You will sing that ! With munchkins!

You are my star attraction Dorothy!

Quick! Put on your Lion Costume! It will save you from stardom!

*puts it on*

Hey... What are these padlocks for?

Ruffy is the scare-emo

So you can be a flying monkey

Right over there is where the feathers are being glued on

*points*

You arent allergic to helium are you?

If I were, I would have been dead long ago. :)

*puts it on*

Hey... What are these padlocks for?

the duration of shooting.......erm..... I mean those are for your safety and protection and peace of mind

the duration of shooting.......erm..... I mean those are for your safety and protection and peace of mind

Oh please don't shoot me! I'm terribly afraid of being shot!

Could? COULD?!?!?

Could my fat butt! You will sing that ! With munchkins!

You are my star attraction Dorothy!

Yay, munchkins! :D

*Plaits her hair and puts on ruby slippers*

I love that song!
In Soviet Russia that song loves you!

second song:

If I were King of the Post Count , Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forum, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a +1 and a +1 and a royal post - +1.
As I'd click my reply button, all the debators would kneel.
And the mods bow and the newbs kowtow.
And the narks would take report - If I - If I - were King!
Each NSer would show respect to me. The newbs genuflect to me.
Though my post count would flash, I would show compash
For every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
Just King!
Monarch of all I survey -- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I survey!

You are a God of Song!

You may be the first ever to win an oscar for best score AND best supporting actor in the same year and same movie!

Oh please don't shoot me! I'm terribly afraid of being shot!

How can I give my Lion courage?

Hmmmmm

Here drink this.

*hands lion a kamikaze*

You are a God of Song!

You may be the first ever to win an oscar for best score AND best supporting actor in the same year and same movie!
:D

And I'll be getting paid more than Dorothy!

Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!

Good good.
We just need you to sing that 200 more times while marching in front of the camera.

You make a great army.

:D

And I'll be getting paid more than Dorothy!


Um yeah....2.134 times as much give or take.

In Soviet Russia that song loves you!

Thank Gawd we are shooting on a sound stage instead of Soviet Russia then!

Um yeah....2.134 times as much give or take.
I demand more.

Good good.
We just need you to sing that 200 more times while marching in front of the camera.

You make a great army.
I'll start practicing.
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!
Ooooo eeee ooooooo eeeeee ooooooo ooooooooooo!

I demand more.

how much more?

how much more?
I demand $400,000 per song.

And I demand $15.5 million for my movie part.

Um yeah....2.134 times as much give or take.

2.134 * 0 is still nothing :p

With all the roles i play do i get many paychecks?

I demand $400,000 per song.

And I demand $15.5 million for my movie part.

No.

Howzabout 1.75X dorothies salary and 3% of gross profit on the film?

With all the roles i play do i get many paychecks?

Its the same part over and over.

So yes.

But each check is small.

Its the same part over and over.

So yes.

But each check is small.
Excellent.

No.

Howzabout 1.75X dorothies salary and 3% of gross profit on the film?
No.

If you don't meet my demands, I will take my copyrighted songs, and my talent elsewhere.

No.

If you don't meet my demands, I will take my copyrighted songs, and my talent elsewhere.
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:upyours:

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Well now they just look like Mr. Hankey..

Well now they just look like Mr. Hankey..

You make the baby Ninjana cry, I made them myself, the Clown one does birthdays...

You make the baby Ninjana cry, I made them myself, the Clown one does birthdays...
What did you use to make them?

And can I have the phone number for the clown?

You make the baby Ninjana cry, I made them myself, the Clown one does birthdays...

But nothing makes Baby Hitler cry.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/squorn/givemepoland.jpg

:p

No.

If you don't meet my demands, I will take my copyrighted songs, and my talent elsewhere.

Thank Gawd and accounting that we havent started filming yet.

Crap! this means I need another scarecrow!

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WoooHooooo racially diverse dancing munchkins!

Thank Gawd and accounting that we havent started filming yet.

Crap! this means I need another scarecrow!

No chance for Baby Hitler to get that role? :p

But nothing makes Baby Hitler cry.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/squorn/givemepoland.jpg

:p

Does baby hitler like straw?

I need a scarecrow!

Does baby hitler like straw?

I need a scarecrow!

C'mon...at least give Baby Hitler a cameo role... :p

I can be the road, I'm used to people walking over me.Sounds kinda kinky...Glenda likes.

Thank Gawd and accounting that we havent started filming yet.

Crap! this means I need another scarecrow!Ruffy can be the stunt scarecrow.

Aw.....man I've rusted immobile while waiting for the filming to start........

dum de dum............ bored now.

*starts singing nonsense while looking out for flying monkey poo* :)

Aw.....man I've rusted immobile while waiting for the filming to start........

dum de dum............ bored now.

*starts singing nonsense while looking out for flying monkey poo* :)

*flies over SHAOLIN9 and poops on him* :p

This reminds me of the Star Trek version of Chicago I was trying to make...it was great.:D

Aw.....man I've rusted immobile while waiting for the filming to start........

dum de dum............ bored now.

*starts singing nonsense while looking out for flying monkey poo* :)

Heres a song you can practice

If the air becomes uranious
We will all die simultaneous
Since korea now has nukes
We would all feel much safer
If Kim stopped rattling his saber
Now that Korea has nukes

*flies over SHAOLIN9 and poops on him* :p

Awww..man.:headbang:

Damn those flying monkeys and my not being able to move!:eek:

*waits for a hot girl to grease me up* :eek:

Awww..man.:headbang:

Damn those flying monkeys and my not being able to move!:eek:

*waits for a hot girl to grease me up* :eek:+

Oils Shao's right arm for the interim time til he can find a gal.

If the air becomes uranious
We will all die simultaneous
Since korea now has nukes
We would all feel much safer
If Kim stopped rattling his saber
Now that Korea has nukes

If the air becomes uranious
We will all die simultaneous
Since korea now has nukes
We would all feel much safer
If Kim stopped rattling his saber
Now that Korea has nukes

If the air becomes uranious
We will all die simultaneous
Since korea now has nukes
We would all feel much safer
If Kim stopped rattling his saber
Now that Korea has nukes

If the air becomes uranious
We will all die simultaneous
Since korea now has nukes
We would all feel much safer
If Kim stopped rattling his saber
Now that Korea has nukes

la la la dum de dum.......air becomes spontanious....we'll all say dooberryhanious........dooby dooby pukes.... :)

Awww..man.:headbang:

Damn those flying monkeys and my not being able to move!:eek:

*waits for a hot girl to grease me up* :eek:<Waves magic wand.>

<After waving wand a few minutes, grease appears.>

There ya go.

+

Oils Shao's right arm for the interim time til he can find a gal.

Thanx man!

*throws axe and kills a flying monkey*

Now I'm happy ;)

<Waves magic wand.>

<After waving wand a few minutes, grease appears.>

There ya go.

Thanx Glenda but you need to oil me up as I can't do it myself.....being rusted immobile an all :eek:

Awww..man.:headbang:

Damn those flying monkeys and my not being able to move!:eek:

*waits for a hot girl to grease me up* :eek:

Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

Thanx Glenda but you need to oil me up as I can't do it myself.....being rusted immobile an all :eek:That's fine, I like giving massages with oil.

Thanx man!

*throws axe and kills a flying monkey*

Now I'm happy ;)

If Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand times..

NO KILLING YOUR FELLOW ACTORS!

Now I need another monkey dammitt!

SHEESH! Actors!

Are there any openings left? And are we going to have an animator do an animated version of this and we just provide voices? Because that's the only way I can see it ever actually working.

Is there any positions left?

If so, me and my 'friends' will be the many people on the 'field of daisies(you know, the one where Dorothy and co tries to cross and winds up falling asleep)'...

Exept instead of Daisies it can be a Iraqi Insurgent/Coalition Forces Warzone! And the daizies is the crossfire!

Are there any openings left? And are we going to have an animator do an animated version of this and we just provide voices? Because that's the only way I can see it ever actually working.

Are you an animator? And a volunteer? We are looking for a new scarecrow due to financial disputes

Is there any positions left?

If so, me and my 'friends' will be the many people on the 'field of daisies(you know, the one where Dorothy and co tries to cross and winds up falling asleep)'...

Exept instead of Daisies it can be a Iraqi Insurgent/Coalition Forces Warzone! And the daizies is the crossfire!


You and your frinds are in. You are the daisy cutters

If Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand times..

NO KILLING YOUR FELLOW ACTORS!

Now I need another monkey dammitt!

SHEESH! Actors!In order to prevent such things in the future, you might need your flying monkeys to wear diapers...or buttplugs.

YES!

:to friends:

Dibs on manning the tank gun!

:Runs to get dressed up in tanker uniform:

:friends start to run around to grab various Soviet and American military class weapons before running to get dressed up into appropriate uniforms:

i'll be the pirate. and i'll have a parrot called 'fluffles aplenty'



what?? there's no pirate in the wizard of oz? fuckbeans! bah there is now! ;):D
speaking of Pirates where has Legless Pirates gone to?

If Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand times..

NO KILLING YOUR FELLOW ACTORS!

Now I need another monkey dammitt!

SHEESH! Actors!

soooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Won't do it again boss! :p

That's fine, I like giving massages with oil.

:eek: :) :fluffle: :D :eek: ;)

YES!

:to friends:

Dibs on manning the tank gun!

:Runs to get dressed up in tanker uniform:

:friends start to run around to grab various Soviet and American military class weapons before running to get dressed up into appropriate uniforms:

See the set armourer for weapons and the costume department for your flower costumes

soooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Won't do it again boss! :p

Its ok.

Here's your axe back.

In order to prevent such things in the future, you might need your flying monkeys to wear diapers...or buttplugs.

:eek: In the adult version maybe.... The wizard of Porn :eek:

AKA: The Ozporns :eek: ;)

Its ok.

Here's your axe back.

Thankenu

*checks sky for flying monkeys* :)

:eek: In the adult version maybe.... The wizard of Porn :eek:

AKA: The Ozporns :eek: ;)Lol. No, the buttplugs don't have to be visible in our movie, they're there to prevent future "accidents".

Are we doing an adult version? That's intriguing.

AHEM!

We need somewhere to rehearse...

:Is sitting in the gunners position of a M1A2 Main Battle Tank, brave friends are the insurgents, somewhat-afraider friends are the US Soldiers, REALLY scared friends are dressed up as daisies:

We need a large grassland with the city in the background... and it should preferably have a few bombed out buildings with middle eastern architecture.

Aangezien niemand ik zal beantwoorden zal schreeuwen.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO LEGLESS PIRATES

AHEM!

We need somewhere to rehearse...

:Is sitting in the gunners position of a M1A2 Main Battle Tank, brave friends are the insurgents, somewhat-afraider friends are the US Soldiers, REALLY scared friends are dressed up as daisies:

We need a large grassland with the city in the background... and it should preferably have a few bombed out buildings with middle eastern architecture.

*points in the general direction of Lebanon*

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO LEGLESS PIRATES

You are looking for the other soundstage where they are filming a double remake of Pirates of the Carribean and Jaws.

*points towards the back lot*

Thanks...

: pauses:

By the way... was the fake equipment to expensive? Because your armourer dude only had real weapons.

:tank drives off, followed by friends and camera crew:

YOULL KNOW THE FILMING HAS SUCCEEDED WHEN WE APPEAR ON CNN!

Lol. No, the buttplugs don't have to be visible in our movie, they're there to prevent future "accidents".

Are we doing an adult version? That's intriguing.

I dunno - you'll have to see the director for more info on that one ;)