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Why? Do you think we will laugh at you?
When was the last time you asked someone how they looked and they said, "kinda like a hungover turtle with a bad hairpiece." It's always, "I have light green, sparkling eyes, (or blue) with an athletic build, sandy blond hair, or some other creative, poetic description of their appearance, and they always leave out the rabid acne, or the fact that they look like they got hit with a shovel. Just friggin come out with it!


Granted, I of course am extremely good looking. But we can't ALL be! And believe me, there's really not enough hot women on Nationstates to have all these threads about them. Try the girl in your AREA CODE. It pays off more.

I don't talk about my appearence online, therefore I never have to lie about it.

Simple, really.

Why? Do you think we will laugh at you?
When was the last time you asked someone how they looked and they said, "kinda like a hungover turtle with a bad hairpiece." It's always, "I have light green, sparkling eyes, (or blue) with an athletic build, sandy blond hair, or some other creative, poetic description of their appearance, and they always leave out the rabid acne, or the fact that they look like they got hit with a shovel. Just friggin come out with it!


Granted, I of course am extremely good looking. But we can't ALL be! And believe me, there's really not enough hot women on Nationstates to have all these threads about them. Try the girl in your AREA CODE. It pays off more.

Ok, if you're so hot looking, show us your pic.

That was actually intended to be ironic humor. However, if I COULD put a pic on my computer, I would. Then I could do myspace too.

I am a sixteen year old male, and have been told that I look like a demented sloth. after spending some time in the miror, I realised this appraisal was quite accurate, as I do look like a retarded sloth. I have a small chip in my tooth, as I was hit by a semi truck, and have scard down my right arm from broken glass. I wear glases, but I look much better with them. I always thought of myself as a rather ugly bastard, but my girlfriend seems to like me. so yay!!!!

P.S. I alos have a scar on my throat from an emergency tracheotomy they gave me after I got hit by the semi truck. :D

I'm 20, male, and running down the outward showing genetic problems.

i have a pet peeve of unended quotes and parentheses.

but i never lie. it just seems like it because the truth is so profound!

Ive describe myself on this very forum as looking like buddha with jesus' hair and beard and poseidon's feet.

Hardly classic good looks

Oh yeah, I have rather large testicles also.:p

Granted, I of course am extremely good looking. But we can't ALL be! And believe me, there's really not enough hot women on Nationstates to have all these threads about them. Try the girl in your AREA CODE. It pays off more.Really? You have any pictures to back up that statement or is this just an attempt at irony?

Actually, most people I've encountered on here are pretty negative about their appearance, and underestimate their attractiveness.

Why? Do you think we will laugh at you?
When was the last time you asked someone how they looked and they said, "kinda like a hungover turtle with a bad hairpiece." It's always, "I have light green, sparkling eyes, (or blue) with an athletic build, sandy blond hair, or some other creative, poetic description of their appearance, and they always leave out the rabid acne, or the fact that they look like they got hit with a shovel. Just friggin come out with it!


Granted, I of course am extremely good looking. But we can't ALL be! And believe me, there's really not enough hot women on Nationstates to have all these threads about them. Try the girl in your AREA CODE. It pays off more.
I'm honest with myself. I'm 14, I have black hair, brown eyes, slightly crooked teeth, a bit of a gut, 5' 9", a few zits, and I'm weightlifting so my muscles are getting there.

I'm 21, often drunk, as I am right now, but girls seem to think that I'm "hot" sometimes at least, I think that I look like a completely average male, American, college student. :p

I look quite a lot like this guy (http://www.nascr.net/~jcburd/troll.gif).
Apart from the ears.

I'm a caucasian male.

Here, give me a free website so I can put a pic on, I just stole my girls dig. camera

I am an average looking guy - except for my ass. My ass is so hot, that the doctors had to install heatsinks.

I'm 21, often drunk, as I am right now, but girls seem to think that I'm "hot" sometimes at least, I think that I look like a completely average male, American, college student. :p
that's because they are usually drunk with you :p

Actually, most people I've encountered on here are pretty negative about their appearance, and underestimate their attractiveness.
GAH!!! She's being positive!!!

Run away!!!

*hides his 'underestimated attractiveness'*

www.photobucket.com

I look quite a lot like this guy (http://www.nascr.net/~jcburd/troll.gif).
Apart from the ears.
:D Are you my long lost brother!!!!! I tell everyone on line I'm tall dark handsome independtly wealthy bullet proof what ever:cool:

Why? Do you think we will laugh at you?
When was the last time you asked someone how they looked and they said, "kinda like a hungover turtle with a bad hairpiece." It's always, "I have light green, sparkling eyes, (or blue) with an athletic build, sandy blond hair, or some other creative, poetic description of their appearance, and they always leave out the rabid acne, or the fact that they look like they got hit with a shovel. Just friggin come out with it!


Why? Because half the fun of the internet is the opportunity to represent yourself to people however you choose. Why should anyone feel compelled to self-deprecate?

That said, I don't approve of lying, and I've never lied about my appearance online. But neither have I felt obligated to tell everyone I speak to, "Hey, just so you know, there's a pimple on the left side of my nose today." :p

Here, this is me.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n247/surfshack87/c3ab08c1.jpg

Go back to the link. It didn't screw up the page...

Here, this is me.
> snip huge-ass pic <

Well, you're certainly expansive. :p

I always perform my civic duty and lie about my appearance online.

Bald-faced lies are the glue that holds the intarwebs together. In that spirit:

I'm a tall and muscular black man with sensual, curly, locks of dark hair. I have piercing, mysterious dark eyes and finely chiseled facial features.

Here, this is me.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n247/surfshack87/c3ab08c1.jpg

I put an ancient curse on you for not making the picture smaller. My computer is on 800 x 600 resolution (-_-)

I look like Jesus.

Well, you're certainly expansive. :p
lol, i obviously havent figured out how to make the pic smaller...
Sorry, I've been away from the computer for a while

I put an ancient curse on you for not making the picture smaller. My computer is on 800 x 600 resolution (-_-)
Yeah, and what better to correct that than quoting it. :p

lol, i obviously havent figured out how to make the pic smaller...
Sorry, I've been away from the computer for a while
No prob, I never manage to do that either - just put it up as a link instead of a pic.

Made it smaller :D

Made it smaller :DThank you!

What, you mean you don't believe me? I have a pic that proves I am ultimate stud:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/Glenshotbod.jpg

pay no attention to the poor photoshopping

I'm a caucasian male.
Keepin' it simple, right?

Yeah, and what better to correct that than quoting it. :p

...Huh? Iterate ^^

Here, this is me.


HOLY SWEET WHALE CARCASSES!

You are freakin enormous!

Theres one who could be your twin a few posts down too!

Wow, I was expecting someone to quote my first post and be like "See, your one of us! You're ugly too! Hahahahaha!"

Did everyone actually note the irony?

Anyways, I've got some Injun blood, and a sunburn. Woohoo!

What, you mean you don't believe me? I have a pic that proves I am ultimate stud:

*schnippschnapp*

pay no attention to the poor photoshopping
Yeah, pictures have their own subtle way of lying, don't they? No need to type up any lies, you can make sure none of the bad pictures make it online.

HOLY SWEET WHALE CARCASSES!

You are freakin enormous!

Theres one who could be your twin a few posts down too!
FLORT! :p

I dedicate that post to Jenrak. (And yes, I can totally dedicate other people's post to whomever I wish.)

What, you mean you don't believe me? I have a pic that proves I am ultimate stud:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/Glenshotbod.jpg

pay no attention to the poor photoshopping

You're one hairy mofo

FLORT! :p

I dedicate that post to Jenrak. (And yes, I can totally dedicate other people's post to whomever I wish.)

I don't know whether I should feel amused or grateful.

If you're talking to someone that you're probably never going to meet in person, what's the harm? That's all part of the internet. ;)

Made it smaller :D

Holy Titanic Batman! How big was it before?

I don't know whether I should feel amused or grateful.Grateful and awed. Obviously.

Holy Titanic Batman! How big was it before?
I don't know, but now its microscopic, I tried making it smaller and succeeded, exponentially

Grateful and awed. Obviously.

*Shrugs* Meh, sure.

My MySpace tag is OldFatBaldGuy. So far, it's kept everyone away ;)

*Shrugs* Meh, sure.
That's the spirit.

Grateful and awed. Obviously.

You spelled "odd" wrong.

My MySpace tag is OldFatBaldGuy. So far, it's kept everyone away ;)
Hey, I'm on your "friends" list!

That's the spirit.

Hooray!

I am Asian. That deserves capitalisation, hah.

Hey, I'm on your "friends" list!Good to know that myspace will tell you who your friends are... :p

As long as you're never going to meet, exaggerate to your heart's content. You will need to drop the charade if meeting becomes a possibility. If the pic of you was taken before the Great Binge of 2005 and you now weigh more than 25% over your pic, you should come clean.

Otherwise, why ruin the fun of anonymity?

I look like this: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n259/djBon2112/13-06-06_1812.jpg

I need to lie ^.^

Indeed. Though it does create problems, such as a man getting robbed by two women a while back.

I look like this: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n259/djBon2112/13-06-06_1812.jpg

I need to lie ^.^

Haha - "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script."

Yes, I suppose innocent BSing is fine, but I can't help but feel that somehow it's just wrong to have everyone on the internet claim to be Baywatch material (ooh, archaic reference). I mean, if someone claimed to be a martial arts expert online and then you found out they were an accountant, wouldn't you just want to ridicule them. I can't help it!!!! It never ceases to be funny! Except when the girl turns out to be a guy.


/me slaps all guys who do this with a newspaper and says "No"

I look like this: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n259/djBon2112/13-06-06_1812.jpg

I need to lie ^.^
The t-shirt prolly doesn't help






eww, Double-Post

I look like this: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n259/djBon2112/13-06-06_1812.jpg

I need to lie ^.^
DUDE! I so want that shirt! Where'd you get it??!!

The real question is, why do you care whether people lie about their appearance over the internet? Besides which, a man claiming to be 5'2", 90lbs, and wearing a pink jumpsuit would make for rather peculiar cybersex. With respect to people asking for photo evidence, you don't really know it's them.

To start, let's play a guessing game. Which of the following pictures is me?
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6665/bobdisplay1vg.jpg
http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/3251/uberuglyrob9kw.jpg

I look like this: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n259/djBon2112/13-06-06_1812.jpg

I need to lie ^.^

You are the twin brother I never wanted!

The real question is, why do you care whether people lie about their appearance over the internet? Besides which, a man claiming to be 5'2", 90lbs, and wearing a pink jumpsuit would make for rather peculiar cybersex. With respect to people asking for photo evidence, you don't really know it's them.

To start, let's play a guessing game. Which of the following pictures is me?
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6665/bobdisplay1vg.jpg
http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/3251/uberuglyrob9kw.jpg
I'm gonna guess ugly rob, since good looking physicists are fairly rare. No offense to all you good looking scientists. Physicists are just ugly.

;)

You are the twin brother I never wanted!
You or your parents:mp5:

The real question is, why do you care whether people lie about their appearance over the internet? Besides which, a man claiming to be 5'2", 90lbs, and wearing a pink jumpsuit would make for rather peculiar cybersex. With respect to people asking for photo evidence, you don't really know it's them.

To start, let's play a guessing game. Which of the following pictures is me?
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6665/bobdisplay1vg.jpg
http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/3251/uberuglyrob9kw.jpg

What the fuck man. The second pic caught me unprepared.

I'm gonna guess ugly rob, since good looking physicists are fairly rare. No offense to all you good looking scientists. Physicists are just ugly.

;)
Nah, not all physicists are ugly. There were quite a few hotties in the physics department at my university. Of course, there were quite a few nerds, too, but still! Attractive physicists do exist. ;)

It was a trick question. They are both me. The pretty one is from a few months ago, the ugly one is from 2 years ago.

It was a trick question. They are both me. The pretty one is from a few months ago, the ugly one is from 2 years ago.

The first one frightened me. You look too much like a certain Scientologist actor for me to trust you.

Why? Do you think we will laugh at you?
When was the last time you asked someone how they looked and they said, "kinda like a hungover turtle with a bad hairpiece." It's always, "I have light green, sparkling eyes, (or blue) with an athletic build, sandy blond hair, or some other creative, poetic description of their appearance, and they always leave out the rabid acne, or the fact that they look like they got hit with a shovel. Just friggin come out with it!
Ok..okay. Lets see.

"I have light green, sparkling eyes,
Meh...dark to medium green, they change. :)
with an athletic build,
True.
sandy blond hair,
Meh..I wouldnt call it sandy, maybe golden blonde?

Lets see if I missed anything:
and they always leave out the rabid acne
Nope...I'm lucky about that...dont have pimples, though having dry skin does have its disadvantages:(
or the fact that they look like they got hit with a shovel.
I'd like to hope not:eek: :p


Just friggin come out with it!
Ok, if you want us to list our sucky features...(as Mario would say, here we go!) I have a long nose (and a long face)...bad knees from basketball....uh, I guess thats about it...I'm Jewish?:p

i'll tell it like it is:

long hair, well kept
goofy smile but people seem to like it
drowsy eyes (brown)
shitty beard
fat (220lbs 5ft10)
that's about it

The first one frightened me. You look too much like a certain Scientologist actor for me to trust you.
Scandalous.

i'll tell it like it is:

long hair, well kept
goofy smile but people seem to like it
drowsy eyes (brown)
shitty beard
fat (220lbs 5ft10)
that's about it

Mhh. Your beard ain't bad from the last time I saw a pic of you. Though that was a while ago.

Actually, most people I've encountered on here are pretty negative about their appearance, and underestimate their attractiveness.

Agreed.

I never lie about my appearance, what's the point?

There will always be people lying about their appearance, among other things, on teh intarwebs.

Mhh. Your beard ain't bad from the last time I saw a pic of you. Though that was a while ago.
most recent pic (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/huw/Big%20BBQ%20Ribs%20020706%20019_small.jpg) (its still shitty compared to how i want it to be... bah!)

thanks though :) :fluffle:

HOLY SWEET WHALE CARCASSES!

You are freakin enormous!
Theres one who could be your twin a few posts down too!

the words every man wants to hear.....

the words every man wants to hear.....

Well, it's better than the snickering behind your back...

i'll tell it like it is:

long hair, well kept
goofy smile but people seem to like it
drowsy eyes (brown)
shitty beard
fat (220lbs 5ft10)
that's about it
Pft, you're hot (http://community.webshots.com/photo/550692058/2046434440091190132HjCLBO) and I'll hear nothing else on the matter ;) :fluffle: :fluffle:

Well, it's better than the snickering behind your back...

I was being jovial :)

hardy har

never mind

seriously though, I personally dont see the point in lying about appearance - but I think I said that already.

Yes, I suppose innocent BSing is fine, but I can't help but feel that somehow it's just wrong to have everyone on the internet claim to be Baywatch material (ooh, archaic reference). I mean, if someone claimed to be a martial arts expert online and then you found out they were an accountant, wouldn't you just want to ridicule them. I can't help it!!!! It never ceases to be funny! Except when the girl turns out to be a guy.


/me slaps all guys who do this with a newspaper and says "No"

Me... I'm no expert....just a lowly green belt....but I'm working on it. As for looks - judge for yourself.

http://f5.putfile.com/6/17914202233-thumb.jpg (http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/17914202233.jpg&s=f5)

And yes I did scrap all the other pics cos they were crap.... It's amazing how beneficial dark lighting is! :p

most recent pic (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/huw/Big%20BBQ%20Ribs%20020706%20019_small.jpg) (its still shitty compared to how i want it to be... bah!)

thanks though :) :fluffle:

You look like a Colombian drug dealer. Minus the ribs.

mmm... must resist urge to use bad language against myself online...

but most people tell me I look as if i have done lots of this kind of thing: :headbang:

Me... I'm no expert....just a lowly green belt....but I'm working on it. As for looks - judge for yourself.

http://f5.putfile.com/6/17914202233-thumb.jpg (http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/17914202233.jpg&s=f5)

And yes I did scrap all the other pics cos they were crap.... It's amazing how beneficial dark lighting is! :p

Hooray for dark lighting!

Me... I'm no expert....just a lowly green belt....but I'm working on it. As for looks - judge for yourself.

http://f5.putfile.com/6/17914202233-thumb.jpg (http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/17914202233.jpg&s=f5)

And yes I did scrap all the other pics cos they were crap.... It's amazing how beneficial dark lighting is! :p

You look like a serial killer.
It's a good look.

Hooray for dark lighting!

HUZZAH!!!!!!!!:D

Hooray for dark lighting!

Hmmm... this could be true, but it looks like the pic is poor quality.. on a low res cam or something

DUDE! I so want that shirt! Where'd you get it??!!
ThinkGeek

Strangely enough I put makeup and tatoos and hair dye and plastic surgery and shaving piercings and ridiculously expensive or flashy clothing in the same general category as saying that you look like something you dont.

These are all fine for others, and I dont have problems with others employing these ruses but they are not my cup of tea.

You look like a serial killer.
It's a good look.

Awww... you say the sweetest things :)

I do have a few weapons at home but would never use them outside of training. Not killed anyone yet - sorry to disappoint.:rolleyes:

most recent pic (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/huw/Big%20BBQ%20Ribs%20020706%20019_small.jpg) (its still shitty compared to how i want it to be... bah!)

thanks though :) :fluffle:

John Lennon's evil twin?

;)

Pft, you're hot (http://community.webshots.com/photo/550692058/2046434440091190132HjCLBO) and I'll hear nothing else on the matter ;) :fluffle: :fluffle:
see the way i'm holding that cup there?

hot!! :p :fluffle: (ok so that sounded funny in my head.... i'll be quiet now...)


You look like a Colombian drug dealer. Minus the ribs.
hehe well imagine i'm cutting up people instead of ribs and the image might fit better ;) :D

Strangely enough I put makeup and tatoos and hair dye and plastic surgery and shaving piercings and ridiculously expensive or flashy clothing in the same general category as saying that you look like something you dont.

These are all fine for others, and I dont have problems with others employing these ruses but they are not my cup of tea.

Elloquently put.

(did I spell that right?)

Hmmm... this could be true, but it looks like the pic is poor quality.. on a low res cam or something

Yes a very shitty webcam. Hooray for that too!!!!!!!!!!:D

Der Oberscharhauptmannfuhrer of Ludenreich looks like this:

http://myspace-856.vo.llnwd.net/00284/65/88/284508856_l.jpg

It was Halloween of 2005.

Yes a very shitty webcam. Hooray for that too!!!!!!!!!!:D

:D

Elloquently put.

(did I spell that right?)

(No, it's "eloquently.")

Der Oberscharhauptmannfuhrer of Ludenreich looks like this:

http://myspace-856.vo.llnwd.net/00284/65/88/284508856_l.jpg

It was Halloween of 2005.

Loving the cape, very Dracula

(No, it's "eloquently.")

(..oh..cheers!)

Der Oberscharhauptmannfuhrer of Ludenreich looks like this:

http://myspace-856.vo.llnwd.net/00284/65/88/284508856_l.jpg

It was Halloween of 2005.

Uhm, is that a Christian Moralistic Message in a frame above the piano?

Loving the cape, very Dracula

It's a Phantom costume.

I don't talk that much about how I look online, unless somebody explicitly askes. But truth be told, I don't really look that bad. It doesn't matter that much to me what people think I look like online though, as I perfer real life intimate relationships. This is skewed by the fact that my best friend is a girl I met on the internet, but she doesn't really care what I look like, I think the last picture she saw of me was a good 3 years ago. When it comes to caring how I look in real life though... I don't really care much about that either, I just roll out of bed, shave, take a shower, run my hand through my hair ruffling it up, and go.:rolleyes:

hehe well imagine i'm cutting up people instead of ribs and the image might fit better ;) :D

*imagines*

Oooo! It does fit better! ^^

Me when I'm happy:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/ExtremeDumb/Image-Thing-1.jpg

This is the first picture of me remotely in a smiling stance, so enjoy it while it lasts, you fiends ^^

Loving the cape, very Dracula
Thank you, I got it from my old country which was destroyed, Aufgermanland.


Hokan: No, it has something to do with Violins and family values. The people love it.

It's a Phantom costume.

Really?, I didn't notice that

... capes are universal!... phantom, dracula...well, that's about it really.

I look like this: http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n259/djBon2112/13-06-06_1812.jpg

I need to lie ^.^
:eek: :eek:

my long lost brother?!

(*looks for pic of self in suitably geeky t-shirt... this (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/wtf.jpg)will have to do :()

John Lennon's evil twin?

;)

I thought Lennon - image not looks and also the guy out of Bram Stoker's Dracula has a similar look.

;)

:eek: :eek:

my long lost brother?!

(*looks for pic of self in suitably geeky t-shirt... this (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/wtf.jpg)will have to do :()

I have to agree with Glitz, now that I've seen you with no shades, you're not too shabby ;)

... (just paying him a compliment, dont kill me.... )

:D

:eek: :eek:

my long lost brother?!

(*looks for pic of self in suitably geeky t-shirt... this (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/wtf.jpg)will have to do :()

wtf?

wtf?

WTF

wtf?
the guy looked a lot like me... i thought so anyway :(

just with shorter hair and a cooler t-shirt



edit: baaaaaaaad deja-vu :eek:

Really? You have any pictures to back up that statement or is this just an attempt at irony?
He already said it was a statement of irony....:headbang:

I have to agree with Glitz, now that I've seen you with no shades, you're not too shabby ;)

... (just paying him a compliment, dont kill me.... )

:D
how you doin'? ;)


hehe :fluffle:

how you doin'? ;)


hehe :fluffle:

haha :fluffle:

see the way i'm holding that cup there?

hot!! :p :fluffle: (ok so that sounded funny in my head.... i'll be quiet now...)
Haha, it is! Just because I so want to be that cup, clasped in your hands.... ;) :D :fluffle:

and Mstreeted, hands off!!
Hehehe, I'm not really that possesive :p I suppose I should let other people be allowed to admire his gorgeousness, and get a fluffle or two... I'll satisfy myself with the fact you can all just be jealous of me ;) :p

Haha, it is! Just because I so want to be that cup, clasped in your hands.... ;) :D :fluffle:

and Mstreeted, hands off!!
Hehehe, I'm not really that possesive :p I suppose I should let other people be allowed to admire his gorgeousness, and get a fluffle or two... I'll satisfy myself with the fact you can all just be jealous of me ;) :p

a compliment is a play for your man :)

.. just checked out your blog, interesting stuff, I thought you were older than that

the guy looked a lot like me... i thought so anyway :(

just with shorter hair and a cooler t-shirt
I think he was saying "wtf?" in an ironic(?) response to the "wtf?" t-shirt *nods*

oh, and I can see what you mean *nods again* but you're much hotter ;-)

WTF

Not according to his shirt.

Not according to his shirt.

His shirt has WTF in all caps. With a question mark, which I forgot to add.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4024/Me001.th.jpg (http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=Me001.jpg)
... this... would be me, complete with relatively surreal decor and nose by Picasso.

I'd be perfect if i were blonde..blue-eyed and shorter..but noooo..i have to look like this....

http://s84.photobucket.com/albums/k24/1sarahstar/?action=view&current=pic.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1

*hides in shame* i have a myspace too..lol

I'd be perfect if i were blonde..blue-eyed and shorter..but noooo..i have to look like this....

http://s84.photobucket.com/albums/k24/1sarahstar/?action=view&current=star78.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1

http://s84.photobucket.com/albums/k24/1sarahstar/?action=view&current=star77-1.jpg

*hides in shame* i have a myspace too..lol

What's your myspace? I want friends!

www.myspace.com/sexysarahstar

don't really know wtf i was thinking the day i decided on that name..lmao

www.myspace.com/sexysarahstar

don't really know wtf i was thinking the day i choose that name..lmao

Checked it out - Megadeth rule!!!!!:D Not so much now though:(

Loved the Kiss Panda's also! ;)

html drives me mad though..i am on stinky dial up and it takes me 3 weeks for my page to load..lol

I look how I look. It changes from time to time. I'm too lazy to worry about an atheletic build and, frankly, I couldn't care less if people find me attractive or not. I've never had a problem getting a date, never had to pay for sex, and have gotten things by using nothing more than a carefully placed look.

I'd say I'm a pretty good lookin' guy. It's all subjective, though.

www.myspace.com/sexysarahstar

don't really know wtf i was thinking the day i decided on that name..lmao

No one has a funny name anymore. Damn it!

html drives me mad though..i am on stinky dial up and it takes me 3 weeks for my page to load..lol

Broadband is our saviour....hallowed be thy name!
:D

http://jake-k.magix.net/ here are some pics of me, oh, go under my vacation

can someone tell me if they can see the pics or not, I don't know if it's working?

did someone say myspace? My sister introduced me to it a couple of months ago, and I haven't stopped using it since.

I don't lie. Sometimes, though, I'm very selective about which pictures I will allow people to see...

http://jake-k.magix.net/ here are some pics of me, oh, go under my vacation

can someone tell me if they can see the pics or not, I don't know if it's working?

nope:(

it works, just go to the link
then, click on "my vacations"
then view the photoshow

so, now is it viewable?

I don't talk about my appearence online, therefore I never have to lie about it.

Simple, really.
^Yep.

so, now is it viewable?

Nope...when I click on my vacations it does nothing. Is it a site that you have to be logged onto?

maybe, but I didn't log into it when I wanted to view it, so I don't think so

maybe, but I didn't log into it when I wanted to view it, so I don't think so

ask someone else - maybe it's just me. Alternately try using sites like www.photobucket.com or www.putfile.com

ok, thank you for trying, I respect that.
So, can anyone else try and view my pics from http://jake-k.magix.net/

ask someone else - maybe it's just me. Alternately try using sites like www.photobucket.com or www.putfile.com

It worked for me.

It worked for me.

Aww... my comp sux :(

It worked for me.

it did, ok, thanks

it worked for me too..even with stinkin' slow dial up

I know what you mean

I used to lie about how I looked when I was about 13.. Back then I wasn't that comfortable with my looks. Now I don't care and will happily show my picture to anyone.

Can't exactly remember why else I used to do it.. But it makes it a bit more exciting like you're some fictional character and can act differently to how you usually would. Good times.

I have never lied!
I am a Smurf.:)

did someone say myspace? My sister introduced me to it a couple of months ago, and I haven't stopped using it since.

You look a little like my ex....

*dowses you in holy water to make sure you're not as evil*

:D

I have never lied!
I am a Smurf.:)

You're blue? :eek::p;)

I don't generally describe myself. Photos are just easier :p

I don't generally describe myself. Photos are just easier :p

Agreed

If they ask they get my photobucket link.

I'm 21, often drunk, as I am right now, but girls seem to think that I'm "hot" sometimes at least, I think that I look like a completely average male, American, college student. :p


what he said

oh, and I'm also 17 feet tall :p

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=10886574

what he said

oh, and I'm also 17 feet tall :p

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=10886574

I bet you have big feet............ ;)

I'm too lazy to lie about my appearance. I say I'm hideous...that way, nobody can be disappointed if I send them a pic.

Hey, I freely admit i'm not all that and and a bucket of chips.

Hey, I freely admit i'm not all that and and a bucket of chips.

Oh but a bucket of chips makes up for everything!

You look a little like my ex....

*dowses you in holy water to make sure you're not as evil*

:D

:eek: interesting, I don't think I'm evil

You're one hairy mofo



I don't know whether I should feel amused or grateful.

my thoughts exactly!*shivers*

Why? Do you think we will laugh at you?
When was the last time you asked someone how they looked and they said, "kinda like a hungover turtle with a bad hairpiece." It's always, "I have light green, sparkling eyes, (or blue) with an athletic build, sandy blond hair, or some other creative, poetic description of their appearance, and they always leave out the rabid acne, or the fact that they look like they got hit with a shovel. Just friggin come out with it!

Granted, I of course am extremely good looking. But we can't ALL be! And believe me, there's really not enough hot women on Nationstates to have all these threads about them. Try the girl in your AREA CODE. It pays off more.
This reminds me of one of my earliest encounters online several years ago. This woman was telling me that she was about 22 years old, and described herself as really great-looking, even posting a photograph which tended to bear out her claims. She told the same thing to a guy to whom she became very attracted later on. He decided to ask her to marry him, told his family about her, etc. She finally confessed to him that she was about 36 years old, overweight, and that the photograph was a picture of her sixteeen-year-old daughter! Needless to say, he was not a happy camper.

The moral of the story is: you never know where online friendships might lead, so as with real life it's best to be honest.

But this is the fun of the intrawebs, you can pretend to be anything or anyone you want. If I couldnt do that I would have gotten tried of the information superhighway a long time ago.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/news/2006/07/11/ultimatefighting_lg.jpg

What's to lie about? :p

Originally Posted by ScotchnSoda
what he said

oh, and I'm also 17 feet tall

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...endID=10886574

picture # 1..ummm..are you trying to drink from or swallow that bottle..lol..

Yeah... lying about one's appearance online never helps things any, especially if you end up talking to someone you happen to like. So, when asked, I'm honest and I try to keep myself in good enough shape that when I do end up passing along photos, they aren't that embarassing. ^^"

How about people who just lie , period about almost everything and anything online.


:upyours: ;)

its nice not having a cover to pre judge the book but..to put it mildly..some people live in a fantasy world they have created and just bring it OL . most trip themselves up by bragging on a subject they have not a clue about...but thinking the little knowlage they possess makes them ..expert..or able..they claim to be skydivers or submarine racers etc...:D

sometimes its fun to watch them get called and watch the squirm start..but depending on the subject matter ( like pretending you were abused to show sympathy or empathy withh someone who HAS actually been abused) ..to me is just sick .

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/news/2006/07/11/ultimatefighting_lg.jpg

What's to lie about? :p

ok,

but can you do this?

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=79433855&imageID=771499472&MyToken=a3bb7e59-ad24-4b07-b921-b7ad30b65c52

Why? Do you think we will laugh at you?
When was the last time you asked someone how they looked and they said, "kinda like a hungover turtle with a bad hairpiece." It's always, "I have light green, sparkling eyes, (or blue) with an athletic build, sandy blond hair, or some other creative, poetic description of their appearance, and they always leave out the rabid acne, or the fact that they look like they got hit with a shovel. Just friggin come out with it!


Granted, I of course am extremely good looking. But we can't ALL be! And believe me, there's really not enough hot women on Nationstates to have all these threads about them. Try the girl in your AREA CODE. It pays off more.
I'm always honest. Hairy, out of shape, scarred, and I've been told I'm scary-looking.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/news/2006/07/11/ultimatefighting_lg.jpg

What's to lie about? :p
The last Arlavski fight was one of the most boring of all time. In fact, that whole pay-per-view was bullshit. Did you see how they stopped the Shamrock/Ortiz fight early?

No lies from me about my appearance.

Six foot one inch, or 185 centimeters tall, with gold blonde hair. A bit overweight, ever since my skiing accident, and embarrassingly enough I put most of my weight into my ass, the most irritating place for a guy to get fat. Hazel eyes that change their color depending upon what light they're in. (sometimes green, sometimes brown, sometimes a mix) and fingers that are certainly not those of a mechanic.

That's me.

My description. I'm really hot. I look like this: http://necroticobsession.com/bb/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

My wife said " I look Hot "














So she put the A/C on ..:p

My wife said " I look Hot "
So she put the A/C on ..:p

Haha, consider that sigged man.