NationStates Jolt Archive


Worst problems

Minaris
11-07-2006, 18:15
What is the worst problem the Earth has right now?
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 18:18
Meteors. It won't change much physically from what we can do to it.
Nick52B
11-07-2006, 18:18
Americans.
Or the French.
Drunk commies deleted
11-07-2006, 18:19
The worst problem? Overpopulation and the presence of religious extremists. Both problems might be solved with one big plague if it hits certain parts of the globe.
Kologk
11-07-2006, 18:19
A good look at all sorts of threats to the earth, specifically nuclear warfare. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/endofworld.html)
Minaris
11-07-2006, 18:20
Meteors. It won't change much physically from what we can do to it.

We could nuke it (either 'to death' or outta here. No meteor or misused nukes... 2 problems solved.
Not bad
11-07-2006, 18:21
Whichever problem is closest to me now is Earths biggest problem in my book.
Im a ninja
11-07-2006, 18:23
Our greatest problem is that somehow "I like waffles" is winning.
Pure Metal
11-07-2006, 18:23
What is the worst problem the Earth has right now?
conservatives
organised religion
nuclear weapons
terrible distribution of resources (especially food and water)
climate change
Minaris
11-07-2006, 18:25
Our greatest problem is that somehow "I like waffles" is winning.

Hey, I like waffles!
Wyvern Knights
11-07-2006, 18:25
Our greatest problem is that somehow "I like waffles" is winning.

I concur that is the Earth's biggest problem. Blasted mutant waffle.
The Beautiful Darkness
11-07-2006, 18:26
We could nuke it (either 'to death' or outta here. No meteor or misused nukes... 2 problems solved.

Nukes don't permenately change the actual earth itself tho, a huge meteor, that split it in half, might :p
Dorstfeld
11-07-2006, 18:28
It's the way this whole planet is being wasted for the benefit of a few major shareholders. Like we had a second planet in the attic.
Poliwanacraca
11-07-2006, 18:30
Of that list, the exhaustion of nonrenewable resources, global warming, and increasingly rapid extinctions are all major problems for the entire world, and overpopulation has the potential to be a problem for the entire world in the future. Hunger and poverty are obviously major problems for those people who are hungry or impoverished, but don't have the potential to affect everyone in quite the same way those others do. Natural disasters are kind of an inevitable part of life, and while the lack of good response systems worldwide is obviously a problem, it's a considerably easier problem to solve than most of these. As for "decline in spirituality," I'm not at all sure why it's on this list. How is it even a problem per se?
Kologk
11-07-2006, 18:31
It's the way this whole planet is being wasted for the benefit of a few major shareholders. Like we had a second planet in the attic.

What?!!!! Who told you about that? I mean, yeah, like we have a second planet in the attic. :rolleyes:
Rhaomi
11-07-2006, 18:32
What is the worst problem the Earth has right now?
Humanity.
Dorstfeld
11-07-2006, 18:32
What?!!!! Who told you about that? I mean, yeah, like we have a second planet in the attic. :rolleyes:

Agent Smith: You are a virus.
Ragun Mezegis
11-07-2006, 18:32
I said 'overpopulation', because having too many people is what causes most of the other problems.
Poliwanacraca
11-07-2006, 18:35
Humanity.

Yup, pretty much.
Minaris
11-07-2006, 18:35
Of that list, the exhaustion of nonrenewable resources, global warming, and increasingly rapid extinctions are all major problems for the entire world, and overpopulation has the potential to be a problem for the entire world in the future. Hunger and poverty are obviously major problems for those people who are hungry or impoverished, but don't have the potential to affect everyone in quite the same way those others do. Natural disasters are kind of an inevitable part of life, and while the lack of good response systems worldwide is obviously a problem, it's a considerably easier problem to solve than most of these. As for "decline in spirituality," I'm not at all sure why it's on this list. How is it even a problem per se?

It's a joke. I should know.
Dorstfeld
11-07-2006, 18:35
Humanity.

Reminds me of that great joke, which goes:

Two Earths meet in space.

"Hey, you're looking sick. What's up?"
"Umm...Err...I got humans."
"Oh don't worry, that'll pass."
Minaris
11-07-2006, 18:37
View Poll Results: What is humanity's worst problem?
Energy crisis 3 13.64%
Global warming 3 13.64%
Spirituality decline 2 9.09%
Animals/plants/etc. going extinct due to us 1 4.55%
Hunger/poverty in 3rd world countries 4 18.18%
Vulnerability to natural disasters 0 0%
Overpopulation 2 9.09%
ALL OF THEM! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! 2 9.09%
I like waffles! 5 22.73%
Aliens

Who said spirituality? I just wanna know how that is worse than being konked on the head by a meteor or being alien'd.
Si Takena
11-07-2006, 18:37
Energy crisis. The abundance of oil/fossle fules has trapped us in a state where we don't want to "waste" money on alternative fuels because they're still abundant, but we're running out so we have to.
Deardenae
11-07-2006, 18:38
china's growing economy they are building like 10 new coal power plants a week!! no joke. Also all these christian extremists which are infiltrating american politics, even though religion is supposed to be seperate from politics in america...
Intangelon
11-07-2006, 18:42
I go with hunger and poverty. Hard to think about improving anything else if you're starving.
Nieghbours
11-07-2006, 18:46
I honestly believe that over population causes a lot of these problems.
Jenrak
11-07-2006, 18:49
A good look at all sorts of threats to the earth, specifically nuclear warfare. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/endofworld.html)

Yes! Love that video.
Isiseye
11-07-2006, 18:55
There is no one problem that outweighs them all. we'r all doomed I tell ya doomed!
Kzord
11-07-2006, 18:57
"Vulnerability to natural disasters". Overpopulation will mean that we don't have enough resources for everyone and global warming will kill crops and cause flooding, but asteroids and supervolcanoes can wipe out everything. The land we live on is just a thin crust on a giant ball of molten rock, after all.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
11-07-2006, 19:07
The Earth doesn't have any problems because the "Earth" is, in essence, a giant rock covered with moss, dirt, and insects. That upper layer of dirt and plant life should get burned off the rock is of no concern to the rock itself, because rocks are bastards with no souls.
That said, humanity's biggest problem is its own successes in creating civilization. There isn't near enough danger and unrest and there is far too much government and control, and so the entire population is being reduced to herd beasts, like cattle, that stupidly follow each other in circles until they get slaughtered by their masters.
The second biggest problem facing humanity is the Moon. Really, how do we know that its going to keep staying up there? We don't. The only guarantee we have is this "Physics" business which assumes that just because, so far, the moon has failed to fall out of the sky and kill us all, it will continue to fail to do so.
Markreich
12-07-2006, 00:40
Americans.
Or the French.

English dentistry.
Or Graham Norton.
Marvelland
12-07-2006, 00:54
What is the worst problem the Earth has right now?

Degradation of environment.
Baked squirrels
12-07-2006, 00:56
energy
Jindrak
12-07-2006, 01:01
We're all gunna die.
*Eats hotpocket*
Terrorist Cakes
12-07-2006, 01:03
David Caruso.
New Zero Seven
12-07-2006, 01:04
Human ambitions.
New Zero Seven
12-07-2006, 01:05
We're all gunna die.
*Eats hotpocket*

You sound like you're enjoying the show. :eek:
Kunzeland
12-07-2006, 01:10
scientology, emos, and aethiests? Or is that just the internet, and not the whole world?
Reved
12-07-2006, 01:41
Overpopulation of lefties :D
Peisandros
12-07-2006, 01:42
All of them. Definatly.
Valdeunia
12-07-2006, 01:44
I think humanity's apparent inability to control it's greed is the worst problem. Pretty much all of those problems in the poll can be attributed to just that, save natural disasters (though in some cases that can be associated with global warming) and overpopulation. Energy crisis, global warming, animal/plant extinction, and hunger/poverty in the 3rd world.

So yeah, we're all going to die. Since life is short, party naked! :D
Peisandros
12-07-2006, 01:47
Overpopulation of lefties :D
*blinks*

No.
Zolworld
12-07-2006, 01:54
English dentistry.
Or Graham Norton.

Theres nothing wrong with English dentistry. Except we dont have any dentists.
Graham norton though... what a fucking wanker.

Worst problem? People really. Religious fundamentalists, murderers, rapists, conservatives, The KKK, just bad people hiding behind ideologies to justify their behaviour. If they would at least admit they just like hurting people instead of pretending to be decent, that would be nice.
Greenhelm
12-07-2006, 02:01
Overpopulations bad, would be good to introduce a battle royale situation all over the world to cut the numbers down but "Memememememeh... UN this... yaddayaddayaddaya... human rights that... yackadyschmack" Why don't you just fucking marry the Treaty of Rome! But seriously overpopulation is a problem but not much we can do about that. China can and are trying to though...
Outcast Jesuits
12-07-2006, 02:01
Your mom.
James_xenoland
12-07-2006, 02:04
Meteors. It won't change much physically from what we can do to it.
yeah, natural disasters, etc.
Reved
12-07-2006, 02:05
*blinks*

No.

*blinks back for fun*

Yes.

Wow, this is an intelligent way to argue :eek:

Did you vote for Labour?
Peisandros
12-07-2006, 02:07
*blinks back for fun*

Yes.

Wow, this is an intelligent way to argue :eek:

Did you vote for labour?
Argue? When did we start arguing? I just blinked and said 'no'. If you consider that an arguement what does it say about your intelligence :eek:

Of course I would have (only 16). Brash as PM? Pfft. What kind of backwards shit is that?
Reved
12-07-2006, 02:09
Argue? When did we start arguing? I just blinked and said 'no'. If you consider that an arguement what does it say about your intelligence :eek:

Of course I would have (only 16). Brash as PM? Pfft. What kind of backwards shit is that?

We started arguing when I blinked back :p

Not as backwards as Combustible Clark :D
Peisandros
12-07-2006, 02:18
We started arguing when I blinked back :p

Not as backwards as Combustible Clark :D
Heh, "Did you just blink back at me? OMFG!"

Nah, Clarke's all good. Sure, they've fucked my education up somewhat but apart from that I'm happy.
Minaris
12-07-2006, 02:24
It seems no one can beat "I like waffles", not even all of them (not combined, though. JUST "all of them".) The true problem, then, is man's ignorance. Or is it? I'll have to see...

**blinks**

maybe.

:D :D :D :D :D :D
Reved
12-07-2006, 02:42
Nah, Clarke's all good. Sure, they've fucked my education up somewhat but apart from that I'm happy.

I can't stand her, but that's just me. Right-wing fundaloon and whatnot. I'd probably have been happiest with ACT running the country :eek:

At least there's still the option of university to wash away NCEA.
Ilie
12-07-2006, 03:13
This poll should have had multiple option-choosing available, I would have done both environment ones, and the hunger and poverty one.
Peisandros
12-07-2006, 03:14
I can't stand her, but that's just me. Right-wing fundaloon and whatnot. I'd probably have been happiest with ACT running the country :eek:

At least there's still the option of university to wash away NCEA.
ACT? You really are a bastard :p
Minaris
12-07-2006, 03:19
This poll should have had multiple option-choosing available, I would have done both environment ones, and the hunger and poverty one.

OH REALLY? SHOULD I HAVE OFFERED A PRIZE TOO? HOW ABOUT I PUT OUT THE SUN SO THE POLL CAN BE VIEWED WITHOUT YOUR SCREEN GETTING GLARE? I CAN'T THINK OF EVERYTHING! GOSH! IDIOT!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Reved
12-07-2006, 03:20
ACT? You really are a bastard :p

Guilty as charged :cool: :D
Minaris
12-07-2006, 03:21
Yeah, I coulda done multiple options. But I wanted everyone to have to pick just one of the problems.
IDF
12-07-2006, 03:22
Islamofascists who want us to all live under Sharia. They are worse than the idiot fundies like Robertson. As bad as he is, at least Pat Robertson has never committed murder.
Bogstonia
12-07-2006, 03:29
Poverty. It's the only one on the list killing a lot of people on a daily basis.
Minaris
12-07-2006, 03:40
" Hunger/poverty in 3rd world countries 13 14.94%
Vulnerability to natural disasters 4 4.60%
Overpopulation 11 12.64%
ALL OF THEM! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! 12 13.79%
I like waffles! 13 14.94%
Aliens 5 5.75%"

It seems hunger/poverty is just as voted for as Waffles. In response, a Waffle terrorist group was force-feeding a 3rd World Country. Whether that is a crime is to be determined. Also, a Waffle Representative tried to claim 1/9 of the ALL OF THEM votes, but was shot by an Overpopulation assassin. the True Problem, however, continues to be hidden... or is it? Seems GREED has appeared after the poll. Is THAT the true problem, or is it LACK OF COMPETITION FROM ANOTHER SENTIENT SPECIES, another newcomer? And why does that mp5 keep trying to kill that poor, shieled Headbang?

There they are, now in a duel to the death!

:headbang: :mp5:
Minaris
12-07-2006, 03:43
Still battling... but who is that confused guy?

:headbang: :mp5:
:confused:
Minaris
12-07-2006, 03:44
I like Waffles is back in the lead.
Nobel Hobos
12-07-2006, 05:26
This poll should have had multiple option-choosing available, I would have done both environment ones, and the hunger and poverty one.

Yeah, I thought that at first. But trying to choose one focusses the mind better :)
No 'threat of nuclear war' ? How times change ....
EDIT: It's a well known fact that you need the :sniper: to kill the :headbang: . The :mp5: just makes him :mad: 'er.
PasturePastry
12-07-2006, 05:41
I would say the worst problem in the world is apathy. All the problems in the world would disappear if people took personal responsibility for dealing with them. Instead people either don't care or think that it's someone else's problem.
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 10:41
Debt

of any kind
Helioterra
12-07-2006, 10:50
David Caruso.
Holy shit. Nothing scares me more.
Mstreeted
12-07-2006, 10:52
Oh and crazy frog
Nobel Hobos
12-07-2006, 14:10
_:rolleyes:' ~ o_
_:p_ ' ' ~ - - - :mp5: <-- me

^
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crazy frog

(hope BM is OK. I was crazy last night!)
Cluichstan
12-07-2006, 14:11
One word: Czardas. :p
Lawrence the King
12-07-2006, 14:25
I said 'overpopulation', because having too many people is what causes most of the other problems.

I agree.
BogMarsh
12-07-2006, 14:26
Climate Control.
Infinite Revolution
12-07-2006, 14:30
What is the worst problem the Earth has right now?
the combination of nationalism and capitalism
Fangmania
12-07-2006, 14:41
Ummm.... clearly organised religion.
Markreich
13-07-2006, 01:39
Ummm.... clearly organised religion.

I disagree. Like crime, disorganized religion is a lot more dangerous.
Markreich
13-07-2006, 01:41
the combination of nationalism and capitalism

Given its been around for about 200 years or so, I think it's not a problem. Or at least, certainly less of one than "the worst." :p
Outcast Jesuits
13-07-2006, 01:47
I disagree. Like crime, disorganized religion is a lot more dangerous.
I just got a picture of a church with a bunch of Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, and Atheists inside.
Kevin Huynh
13-07-2006, 01:49
I think human intellect is the problem. Still no answer as to why we developed our brain instead of our limbs.
Markreich
13-07-2006, 01:57
I just got a picture of a church with a bunch of Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, and Atheists inside.

Spot on!

Or a Greatful Dead concert. Whichever. :D
Fangmania
13-07-2006, 11:28
I disagree. Like crime, disorganized religion is a lot more dangerous.

Fair call, cheques in the mail.

Seems I am your alter-ego in the centrist stakes...
The State of Georgia
13-07-2006, 18:01
I chose 'spirituality deline', but 'vast left wing conspiracy' would have killed a flock of birds with one stone for my other problems.
[NS:::]Anarchy land34
13-07-2006, 18:23
a giant waffle from outerspace, who eats all our food, but if we eat it we die, and takes all of our gas for its spaceship and is a leader of a giant religeon cult with terrorists and has little bagel minions that make earthquakes and tidle waves of maple syrup and mate with our pancakes causing over population. yes, that is how we are going to die:)