NationStates Jolt Archive

In response to the I wanna be a pirate:
I've always...wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK!!!

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/lumbr6.jpg

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok! I sleep all night and I work all day!

In response to the I wanna be a pirate:
I've always...wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK!!!

I've gotta hand it to ya, kid. Excellent copycat thread! :cool:

i cuts down trees!
i wear high heels!
i go to the lavotry!

On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.

On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm a lumberjack and i'm ok! i sleep all night and i work all day!!



*enthusiastically sings along*

I'd be worried if he's the lumberjack from the Monty Python song :p

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm a lumberjack and i'm ok! i sleep all night and i work all day!!

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers! I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!

I'd be worried if he's the lumberjack from the Monty Python song :p

Actually....you may want to contact your lawyers.

I'd be worried if he's the lumberjack from the Monty Python song :p

I'd be thrilled, it's Michael fucking Palin.

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm a lumberjack and i'm ok! i sleep all night and i work all day!!



*enthusiastically sings along*
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

i cuts down trees!
i wear high heels!
i go to the lavotry!

I wear high heels,
Suspenders
And a bra,
I wish I'd been a girly,
Just like my dear Papa~

:D

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers! I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!
beat me to it!
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies and a braw
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa!

Lumberjacks are a thousand times better than pirates

can i wear timberland boots, cut off denimns and a lumberjack print fitted shirt?

and can my axe be silver plated?

Lumberjacks are a thousand times better than pirates
Is that true?

Then what do I have to do to become a lumberjack? :confused:

Actually....you may want to contact your lawyers.

So what if videos of you are on the Internet?

beat me to it!
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies and a braw
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa!

I beat you this time :p

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleeps all night, and I works all day, I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!

Then what do I have to do to become a lumberjack? :confused:

You're British, you're already a lumberjack.

You're British, you're already a lumberjack.

???

PLEEEEASSE explain that one

???

PLEEEEASSE explain that one

Lumberjack = Michael Palin = British

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
With my best girl by my side!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

You're British, you're already a lumberjack.
That's good. I can be cool without even trying. :p

Is that true?

Then what do I have to do to become a lumberjack? :confused:

cut a tree with the back of your hand wearing a shirt of a rude fabric with squares of different colors...Oh, and tight jeans, even if you are overweight

Lumberjack = Michael Palin = British

Due to certain mathematical therums:

Lumberjack = Michael Palin = British
therefore
Lumberjack = British

Lumberjack = Michael Palin = British

now there's a generaisaion if every i heard one

:p

cut a tree with the back of your hand

You meant "with a herring", surely ?

You meant "with a herring", surely ?

Oh, yes, those two are SO easily confused, I even READ it that way.

You meant "with a herring", surely ?
Cut down tree with a herring?
IT can't be done!

Cut down tree with a herring?
IT can't be done!

Of course not, but Mahi-Mahi is VERY commonly used for that on Prince Edwards Island and in Tokyo.

well i did cut down a very small tree with a frozen herring once. but i'd still rather be a little furry green thing from alpha centauri myself.

people should become brickjacks instead of treejacks. because little furry green things with big sharp teeth don't have to live in bricks now do they?

all these lumberjacks, they may be having a fine time jacking their lumber and timbering the pirates shivvers and all that, but the're robbing little furry people of their houses to make houses for big ugly furless, tailless wanna be people.

that's why i want to be a little furry green thing from alpha centaure and liberate all the little furry people from the big ugly ... chopping down their houses ...

ouch! some idiot wearing a plad shirt an eyepatch with a skull and bones on it, and thight thight genes just whap't me over the head with a herring

stopp that! cut that out! no no, not cut like that! argh! gurggle gurggle

=^^=
.../\...

You meant "with a herring", surely ?

Nah, with the back of your hand...

that if you really want to be a badass lumberworker

Nah, with the back of your hand...

that if you really want to be a badass lumberworker

Well, you don't want to be the one in the suit jacket that everyone calls Loser, even though they know your name is Lou Ser...*sob* WHY!?! WHY DO ALL THE OTHER LUMBERJACKS HATE ME!?!?!?!

You mean you wanna be Maddox?

Cut down tree with a herring?
IT can't be done!

Oh ! Don't say that word !