NationStates Jolt Archive

People know I have a very high tolerance for physical pain, and yet this weekend I got hurt and people would say "does that hurt?" and I would say "yeah, a LOT" and they don't believe me, one person even said "well, I did that once and it didn't hurt as bad as you say, are you sure?" like I would lie about being in pain :mad:

okay, anyway, that's my rant for today....

what's yours?

Why do the people who produce the local news think they can't let a week go by without a story about some cute critters being abused by people who obviously are in need of extensive therapy if not actual incarceration? I'm not a fan of cruel and unusual punishment but in this case I would make an exception. Set a kitten on fire? I hope your ass is asbestos. But it should not be on the news!

Hey, you know, that felt pretty good.

Hm, here is what I do not understand. My coworker is getting a divorce from her husband, she's taken out a restraining order on him, he's finally going into rehab for his crack habit, and she's suddenly upset that her husband is going away to this facility for a year. Who will watch the baby now? Oh no, my husband is gone, the man who smoked crack in my house and sexually assaulted me and whatever else the heck he did...UGH.

People know I have a very high tolerance for physical pain, and yet this weekend I got hurt and people would say "does that hurt?" and I would say "yeah, a LOT" and they don't believe me, one person even said "well, I did that once and it didn't hurt as bad as you say, are you sure?" like I would lie about being in pain :mad:

okay, anyway, that's my rant for today....

what's yours?
people calling me at Tech Support for help then proceed to tell me that what should be done.

people calling me at Tech Support for help then proceed to tell me that what should be done.

Crtl + Alt + Del ?

people calling me at Tech Support for help then proceed to tell me that what should be done.
haha, yeah. I think it's hilarious how you and my husband are so similar. He gets the "yeah, I know what I am doing, and here is what you should check" people that call him too (he is in tech support) and he always wants to ask them "If you knew what the hell was wrong, why did you call me?!"

idiots. ;)

When it comes to pain, my main vocabulary involves the words "Ow", "Stop that" and "Why me?"

Crtl + Alt + Del ?I preferre "Format c: /y"

:D

haha, yeah. I think it's hilarious how you and my husband are so similar. He gets the "yeah, I know what I am doing, and here is what you should check" people that call him too (he is in tech support) and he always wants to ask them "If you knew what the hell was wrong, why did you call me?!"

idiots. ;)
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Dammit Smunkee.... why'd you have to be already married! :headbang: :D

i generally don't understand right-wingers.



some, i do, but most i don't...

When it comes to pain, my main vocabulary involves the words "Ow", "Stop that" and "Why me?"
Mine goes from "Stop that" to "I'll tell you anything!"

Why are so many right-wingers apparently scared to death of promiscuity? I can find no rational explanation, and questions invariably lead to accusations of promiscuous people somehow allowing pedophilia to be legal.

I'm sleepy. This whole day has been a haze.

Mine goes from "Stop that" to "I'll tell you anything!"

Never say that in a japanese anime. It's a ticket to unpleasentness... MWAHAHAHA! :D

Quantum Physics.

i dont understand how my teachers can pull me out of class to try and fix their computers in teh lab and then get mad at me the next day for not being in class when they are the wones who got me out of class to fix the computers:rolleyes:

i don't understand why chocolate is so damn GOOD :D

(you're with me on this one right, WYTYG? ;))

Today I caught a train. With my bare hands. Ok, I'll stop the bad jokes.

Yeah, today I was on a train. I'd had an incredibly bad night's sleep, so wanted a bit of a nap on the train, but, obviously, didn't want to miss my stop. So I asked a woman sitting near me if she could wake me up when the train reached my stop. She agrees. I go to sleep.

I wake up about 45 minutes later, and the woman has gone. I look out of the window and watch the world go by, when I suddenly think 'Hang on, where the hell am I?'

Turns out the woman had got off the train 2 stops before mine, without asking anyone to wake me up. Could she not just have said something when I asked her?! :mad:

Why are so many right-wingers apparently scared to death of promiscuity?
Cause you're afraid to even shake someone's hand, you don't know where the hell that hand has been. Most right-wingers just want a simple life, a husband/wife, some children, a roof under thier head, nothing spectacular..

But who wants a life partner that's all disease ridden and been around the block five times? Left-wingers think too much in the now and not enough about in the later, are they going to be fourty years old still sticking it to every whore they come across? Why is it when they're twenty it's cool but when they're fourty it's creepy? It's stupid and self-destructive is what it is. And mindyou I don't think the conservatives do enough to stop it cause well, they're conservative. They don't want to go all out, it go's against thier nature.

What I hate is now left-wingers think they're intune with everybody's feelings and the only thing they feel is the stimuli between thier legs.

things I don't understand....
I thought that would be a monster post :p

Well... Something I don't understand is why people (my parents) think nagging other people (me) will be some form of motivation to do what they want. All it does is piss that person off, and then refuse to do it out of pure spite, or make it even worse (well, that's me anyways).

And of course the fact that when you call them on something (say, tone of voice) the immediate response is "You shouldn't talk like that to (your mother!)", to which I respond "But (she) said that to me not half an hour ago!", which is always followed by the ultimate response, that from which there is no protection: Silence. All of a sudden, they forget we were arguing and are watching TV instead. Logical? No. Argument-killer? Most certainly.

Bah.

Why are so many right-wingers apparently scared to death of promiscuity? I can find no rational explanation, and questions invariably lead to accusations of promiscuous people somehow allowing pedophilia to be legal.
And where is pedophilia legal? Not that it should be, but where? Although I have to admit, due to some oversight by the Colorado legislature, it is legal in that state for a 14-year-old girl to enter into a common-law marriage. That said, the state legislature has been mostly controlled by conservatives the last four decades, so ...

i don't understand why chocolate is so damn GOOD :D

(you're with me on this one right, WYTYG? ;))
It releases endorphins. Not that hard.

people calling me at Tech Support for help then proceed to tell me that what should be done.
Ugh, I hate people like that. We had a science fair in school this year. We had most of the other grades walk around and hear our presentations. I had someone come up to me and, with a cursory glance at my title and no introduction, explain to me what the experiment I had worked all year on was about.:p

I don't understand why I have to be sitting in my bedroom playing a decent game when the phone rings and i'm asked if I want a free holiday! They waste my valuable gaming time? Why all the scams?

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Dammit Smunkee.... why'd you have to be already married! :headbang: :D
he found me first.

How could you expect him to pass me up?

I like comics, I play video games, I laugh at his jokes.........

And where is pedophilia legal? Not that it should be, but where? Although I have to admit, due to some oversight by the Colorado legislature, it is legal in that state for a 14-year-old girl to enter into a common-law marriage. That said, the state legislature has been mostly controlled by conservatives the last four decades, so ...
i live in CO. have you ever heard of a 14 year old getting married? besides if that happened why would it be so bad?

he found me first.

How could you expect him to pass me up?

I like comics, I play video games, I laugh at his jokes.........
*gets jelouse of your husband*


damn... guess I'll take heart that there are women for guys like me... and hope there's another one out there... :(

I really don´t understand people who wear the same wool hat everyday, even in plain summer when you´re supposed to be avioding the heat.:headbang:

I also hate people who wear sunglasses in-doors, what´s giong on in their minds?

I hate people who smoke and drops the cigarrete to the floor while there is a proper place to dispose it, and they´re NEAR IT:mp5:

I see all this things every damn day!!!!!!!!!!

Well, this was very useful. :D

*gets jelouse of your husband*
yeah, he says I am the girl he always dreamed about, but it's like I "really exist" LOL


damn... guess I'll take heart that there are women for guys like me... and hope there's another one out there... :(
surely there are.

Cause you're afraid to even shake someone's hand, you don't know where the hell that hand has been. Most right-wingers just want a simple life, a husband/wife, some children, a roof under thier head, nothing spectacular..

But who wants a life partner that's all disease ridden and been around the block five times? Left-wingers think too much in the now and not enough about in the later, are they going to be fourty years old still sticking it to every whore they come across? Why is it when they're twenty it's cool but when they're fourty it's creepy? It's stupid and self-destructive is what it is. And mindyou I don't think the conservatives do enough to stop it cause well, they're conservative. They don't want to go all out, it go's against thier nature.

What I hate is now left-wingers think they're intune with everybody's feelings and the only thing they feel is the stimuli between thier legs.

Uhuh. How nice. I honestly can't argue with that; I'm overwhelmed with far too many generalisations and accusations.

Cause you're afraid to even shake someone's hand, you don't know where the hell that hand has been. Most right-wingers just want a simple life, a husband/wife, some children, a roof under thier head, nothing spectacular..

But who wants a life partner that's all disease ridden and been around the block five times? Left-wingers think too much in the now and not enough about in the later, are they going to be fourty years old still sticking it to every whore they come across? Why is it when they're twenty it's cool but when they're fourty it's creepy? It's stupid and self-destructive is what it is. And mindyou I don't think the conservatives do enough to stop it cause well, they're conservative. They don't want to go all out, it go's against thier nature.

What I hate is now left-wingers think they're intune with everybody's feelings and the only thing they feel is the stimuli between thier legs.
I don't understand why people need to think that everything is so damned black-and-white. And hell yes, I posted this with the above quote on purpose.

So there's no Lefty prudes and no Righty hedonists? Please. Political views don't influence people's sexual behavior nearly as much as some would think. Politics may be a strong draw, but the urge to do the slappity dance is stronger. I think what you're noticing is more of an acceptance or willingness to talk about sex in the Left and more shame and judgment on the Right, but even that's too cut-and-dried.

I dont understand the need to fake tan / sunbed yourself to within a shade of being a tangerine, wearing false nails that would render you basically incapeable of wiping your own bum should you need to loo, and the obsession with wearing next to nothing even when it's cold. Not Feeling Well? Kidneys Sore?.. Jee, wonder why

i live in CO. have you ever heard of a 14 year old getting married? besides if that happened why would it be so bad?
Well, there was the case that brought to whole thing to light, the guy was in jail for something and claimed the girl was his common-law wife, going back to when she was 16, and the state court said, "Oh, by the way, Colorado law doesn't address this." And it would be bad because it's tantamount to pedophilia. I guess.

he found me first.

How could you expect him to pass me up?

I like comics, I play video games, I laugh at his jokes.........
You give the rest of us hope. God bless you!

*wipes tear from eye*

Theres one thing that bugs me the most. In Superman 2, what was with the celephane "S" Superman threw at the bad guy?

People know I have a very high tolerance for physical pain, and yet this weekend I got hurt and people would say "does that hurt?" and I would say "yeah, a LOT" and they don't believe me, one person even said "well, I did that once and it didn't hurt as bad as you say, are you sure?" like I would lie about being in pain :mad:
Ugh, I hate that - especially if the people saying it are those who always come crying about every little booboo. :rolleyes:

When I lived in the US, I broke my small toe, and because I was completely clueless about the health care system and am also not a wimp, I let my roommate talk me out of going to the doctor - after all, "it's just the little toe and how bad can that possibly be - just suck it up."
I walked around in Birkenstocks for 2 months (re-broke the toe three weeks in by slipping inside the shoe >.<) because all other shoes hurt too much. Went to the doctor on a visit back home and he taped it up and gave me a lecture about waiting so long and being lucky it hadn't gotten infected.
Flew back to the US, got to the house, and roommate had just gone off hiking with his girlfriend. Two hours later they were back, his foot in a cast.
Asshole had broken his small toe. And gone to see a doctor immediately. And gotten himself a frigging cast and crutches.
Couldn't look me in the eye, the little sucker. Men. Seriously. :rolleyes: :p

It releases endorphins. Not that hard.
shush you :rolleyes:

Well, there was the case that brought to whole thing to light, the guy was in jail for something and claimed the girl was his common-law wife, going back to when she was 16, and the state court said, "Oh, by the way, Colorado law doesn't address this." And it would be bad because it's tantamount to pedophilia. I guess.
i can see where your comming from but iam almost positive that the girls parents must give consent and that she also has to have a doctor signed "order" saying that she is pregnant. if she is not pregnat and/or she does not have her parents permission iam pritty sure that she can not partisipat in a commion law marrage but iam not positive....

I dont understand the need to fake tan / sunbed yourself to within a shade of being a tangerine, wearing false nails that would render you basically incapeable of wiping your own bum should you need to loo, and the obsession with wearing next to nothing even when it's cold. Not Feeling Well? Kidneys Sore?.. Jee, wonder why

I share your pain.:(

Why are so many right-wingers apparently scared to death of promiscuity? I can find no rational explanation, and questions invariably lead to accusations of promiscuous people somehow allowing pedophilia to be legal.

Ugh, I know. Notice how most people who are anti-abortion are also anti-birth control? They just want girls to keep their legs closed all the time. Sheesh! Is it because if women started being less inhibited, they'd realize how much power they have? And take over the world? No more gentlemen's clubs...

shush you :rolleyes:
Sorry, but my bio teacher had a two-hour lecture on it before, so that's just the immediate thing that I think about...

i can see where your comming from but iam almost positive that the girls parents must give consent and that she also has to have a doctor signed "order" saying that she is pregnant. if she is not pregnat and/or she does not have her parents permission iam pritty sure that she can not partisipat in a commion law marrage but iam not positive....
There are minimum ages and consent laws around "regular" marriage, one where you get a license and all, but the common-law kind is where you live together for some period of time (I always thought seven years but maybe not) and hey! presto, you're legally married. But I we're off on a tangent, anyway.

I dont understand the need to fake tan / sunbed yourself to within a shade of being a tangerine, wearing false nails that would render you basically incapeable of wiping your own bum should you need to loo, and the obsession with wearing next to nothing even when it's cold. Not Feeling Well? Kidneys Sore?.. Jee, wonder why

Sounds like my boss. She's over 50 and you've described her perfectly. Oy!

What is it with the constant need to artificially construct one's outward appearance? It's been ridiculous for some time now. Everything from clothes that have been "pre-distressed" -- which means they're made NEW to look like they've been worn for a decade. Rips, holes, stains, all that, but they're NEW. And expensive. And people BUY them.

What happened to "distressing" your own clothes through experience? That was the whole thing with jeans, especially. Everyone knew when you got a new pair because (steady yourselves) THEY LOOKED NEW. The problem was that kids began to get teased -- actually mocked! -- for having new clothing!

Only in the US could we have this problem. In a land where some folks go begging for old clothes to warm themselves with, some feel the need to tease others because their clothes are new. This ranks right up there with bulimia (a nation rolling in food capacity, yet has starving families, produces a disease where some folks eat a good, nourishing meal and them puke it up intentionally).

I can go on -- unnaturally colored hair dye (hell, NATURAL-color dyes for that matter), excessive makeup, wearing midriff-bearing pants and tops when you have much more than a midriff (like a "fullriff" or something) and it looks like a flab souffle, the whole cell-phone debacle (especially ringtones and other useless shit), $10,000 worth of accessories (like rims that...wait for it...SPIN) on a car that costs half that and loweing a vehicle like a Chevy Blazer down to the ground with no springs and then COMPLAINING about the height of the speed bumps in the parking lot!!!

*catches breath*

I sense a birthday coming up. My curmudgeon levels are rising.

i can see where your comming from but iam almost positive that the girls parents must give consent and that she also has to have a doctor signed "order" saying that she is pregnant. if she is not pregnat and/or she does not have her parents permission iam pritty sure that she can not partisipat in a commion law marrage but iam not positive....
In Washington, the legal age to enter any contract (including marriage) without any procedure beyond teh marriage license is 18. 17 can be legally licensed to marry with parental consent, and 16 with parental consent and the petitioned approval of a judge. Lower than that, no-go.

I sense a birthday coming up. My curmudgeon levels are rising.
Chocolate! Stat!

Ugh, I know. Notice how most people who are anti-abortion are also anti-birth control? They just want girls to keep their legs closed all the time. Sheesh! Is it because if women started being less inhibited, they'd realize how much power they have? And take over the world? No more gentlemen's clubs...
Also notice how that most folks who are against choice are the ones you wouldn't wanna have sex with in the first place?

-- G. Carlin

Or how fundamentalist conservatives think sex is bad, usually becuase sex with them always is?

-- B. Maher

I dont understand cheese.

I hate sour milk, I toss my cookies if I accidently find curdled milk in my mouth, yet I love cheese. How can this be?

Also notice how that most folks who are against choice are the ones you wouldn't wanna have sex with in the first place?

-- G. Carlin

Or how fundamentalist conservatives think sex is bad, usually becuase sex with them always is?

-- B. Maher
:D :D

Amusingly, it's my birthday in 2 weeks. I'll be 21.

Chocolate! Stat!

*donates Belgian chocolates to the cause*

I dont understand cheese.

I hate sour milk, I toss my cookies if I accidently find curdled milk in my mouth, yet I love cheese. How can this be?
'Cause cheese isn't made from sour milk. Whey is separated from milk while it's still fresh. Well, some of the more pungent French cheeses may have a different method, but that's largely it.

*donates Belgian chocolates to the cause*
Most kind! 77% cocoa solids or better, for maximum goodness and effect!

I don't understand why people need to think that everything is so damned black-and-white.
Because more and more people say the world is shades of gray, and society seems to suck more and more. I don't understand how supposedly intillegent people can't see a simple pattern right infront of thier eyeballs..

'Cause cheese isn't made from sour milk. Whey is separated from milk while it's still fresh. Well, some of the more pungent French cheeses may have a different method, but that's largely it.
Right. Now, yogurt, on the other hand ... :p

Because more and more people say the world is shades of gray, and society seems to suck more and more. I don't understand how supposedly intillegent people can't see a simple pattern right infront of thier eyeballs..
You just going for the oblique flame or are you going to volunteer an example?

I can see why you wouldn't, your position is indefensible...:rolleyes:

'Cause cheese isn't made from sour milk. Whey is separated from milk while it's still fresh. Well, some of the more pungent French cheeses may have a different method, but that's largely it.

I love pungeant french cheeses too. I hope you are correct and Im not some sort of monstrous cow juice hypocrit.

I hope you are correct and Im not some sort of monstrous cow juice hypocrit.
Yeah, 'cause that would be truly unbearable. :p

I'm sleepy. This whole day has been a haze.
Yeah, no shit.

Right. Now, yogurt, on the other hand ... :p

Dang it! I like yoghurt too. Not as much as cheese but still. I yam a cow/goat juice hypocrit! I am a monster!

Quantum Physics.
"That's easy!".....kinda

Yeah, 'cause that would be truly unbearable. :p

At least I will always have chocolate ice cream to drown my sorrows in.:(

Theres one thing that bugs me the most. In Superman 2, what was with the celephane "S" Superman threw at the bad guy?
You know what really grinds my gears? When I cant find the droids I'm looking for.

EDIT: Oh, and the word is cellophane. It really didnt stop him, it was more of a nuisance really. :D

Dang it! I like yoghurt too. Not as much as cheese but still. I yam a cow/goat juice hypocrit! I am a monster!
Now, now ... it's not hypocritical to find spoiled food distasteful, not at all. I once worked as a dishwasher at my college's cafeteria and it's amazing how quickly food goes from being just left over on a plate to being garbage. About three seconds is all it take, the time it take the tray to into the chute where the plate-scrapers get it. Don't sweat it and have some Roquefort on me!:D

You just going for the oblique flame or are you going to volunteer an example?

I can see why you wouldn't, your position is indefensible...:rolleyes:
Bias much? Let's see.. hmm.. our taxes are higher then ever, and yet, we don't have decent healthcare or social security..

Coporate outsourcing is ruining our chances of job security and increasing inflation.. (mindyou this is just Republican's fault.)

Should I also go into detail about how despite rape crimes going down abortions are going up, iddenity theft is at an all time high, sexualy transmitted disease and drug addictions are at a peek, or are you done making an ass out of yourself?

You know what really grinds my gears? When I cant find the droids I'm looking for.

Yeah! What's up with that?

(Great episode!)

I am confused by parallel universes.

There are too many of them to get a firm mental grasp upon.

Why cant some of the less useful ones just go away and leave us alone?

Don't sweat it and have some Roquefort on me!:D

You are far too kind to me. Thanks.

he found me first.

How could you expect him to pass me up?

I like comics, I play video games, I laugh at his jokes.........
You had to remind us, didn't you?:(

Bias much? Let's see.. hmm.. our taxes are higher then ever, and yet, we don't have decent healthcare or social security..

Coporate outsourcing is ruining our chances of job security and increasing inflation.. (mindyou this is just Republican's fault.)

Should I also go into detail about how despite rape crimes going down abortions are going up, iddenity theft is at an all time high, sexualy transmitted disease and drug addictions are at a peek, or are you done making an ass out of yourself?
Why is it automatically "bias" when someone disagrees. Hell, I didn't even disagree, I said, basically, "defend your assertion, if you can."

And you still haven't.

Quoting from both the Democratic talking points AND the Republican talking points doesn't make you balanced. Or even right. Stat me up, knowledge-boy. Prove your assertions. If you can.

Don't sweat it and have some Roquefort on me!:D


Must it be on you?

I've got a lovely salad here and, no offense, I barely know you!



Which reminds me of one of my favorite dumb gags: MOUNT Vernon? I don't even KNOW Vernon!

Why is it automatically "bias" when someon disagrees.

Practicality and efficiency of argument.

Nothing I can prove though.:p

Must it be on you?

I've got a lovely salad here and, no offense, I barely know you!



Which reminds me of one of my favorite dumb gags: MOUNT Vernon? I don't even KNOW Vernon!


Get offa my Roquefort you cheese eating salad person!


Oh, and as far as Mount Vernon goes I prefer "gadiator"

*gets jelouse of your husband*


damn... guess I'll take heart that there are women for guys like me... and hope there's another one out there... :(
Yeah, but we're gonna need all the luck we can scrounge up to find them.:(

Must it be on you?

I've got a lovely salad here and, no offense, I barely know you!



Which reminds me of one of my favorite dumb gags: MOUNT Vernon? I don't even KNOW Vernon!
:rolleyes: I almost posted that one in self-defense. "Tissue? I hardly know you!" What kind of salad, it's lunch time and I love salad!

I am confused by parallel universes.

There are too many of them to get a firm mental grasp upon.

Why cant some of the less useful ones just go away and leave us alone?

You should change the tin-foil on that hat more often.

yeah, he says I am the girl he always dreamed about, but it's like I "really exist" LOL



surely there are.
You lie! You can't possibly exist!:eek:

You should change the tin-foil on that hat more often.

Changing the tinfoil is reprehensible on environmental grounds.

I repair and patch my tinfoil.

Which is why my hat weighs over 35 pounds.

:rolleyes: I almost posted that one in self-defense. "Tissue? I hardly know you!" What kind of salad, it's lunch time and I love salad!

Just a simple one. Hearts of romaine lettuce with red, yellow and orange bell peppers and a bit of onion.

You lie! You can't possibly exist!:eek:
Of course not! It's just an AI... Now we just have to toss in lizard-people, the WC of '58 and '06 and we might be getting a clearer picture of who actually runs the universe...

Just a simple one. Hearts of romaine lettuce with red, yellow and orange bell peppers and a bit of onion.
Sounds lovely. Maybe a simple vinaegrette? Shallots, salt & pepper, vinegar and olive oil?

Changing the tinfoil is reprehensible on environmental grounds.

I repair and patch my tinfoil.

Which is why my hat weighs over 35 pounds.
35 pounds? Take that off right now! No wonder you're in touch with parallel universes!

35 pounds? Take that off right now! No wonder you're in touch with parallel universes!
It's not just a tinfoil hat anymore - it's a long range transmitter!

Ugh, I hate that - especially if the people saying it are those who always come crying about every little booboo. :rolleyes:

When I lived in the US, I broke my small toe, and because I was completely clueless about the health care system and am also not a wimp, I let my roommate talk me out of going to the doctor - after all, "it's just the little toe and how bad can that possibly be - just suck it up."
I walked around in Birkenstocks for 2 months (re-broke the toe three weeks in by slipping inside the shoe >.<) because all other shoes hurt too much. Went to the doctor on a visit back home and he taped it up and gave me a lecture about waiting so long and being lucky it hadn't gotten infected.
Flew back to the US, got to the house, and roommate had just gone off hiking with his girlfriend. Two hours later they were back, his foot in a cast.
Asshole had broken his small toe. And gone to see a doctor immediately. And gotten himself a frigging cast and crutches.
Couldn't look me in the eye, the little sucker. Men. Seriously. :rolleyes: :p

*wispers* I broke my little toe Saturday, and it hurts like a son of a bitch, it's black and it's swollen and I can't walk. My doctor says he thinks I didn't break it, but shattered it, and probably part of my foot too.... I am walking around (in pain) with it taped to the toe next to it, going about my business, and I find out (a few hours ago) that the guy who was "it didn't hurt that much" was on demerol the whole damn time, in a hospital bed, foot elevated.........:upyours: (that's the first time I did that)

Like laying in bed doped up compares to my possibly broken foot, and me cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping ect.

I would go kick his ass, but I can't balance well enough to do so. :(

*wispers* I broke my little toe Saturday, and it hurts like a son of a bitch, it's black and it's swollen and I can't walk. My doctor says he thinks I didn't break it, but shattered it, and probably part of my foot too.... I am walking around (in pain) with it taped to the toe next to it, going about my business, and I find out (a few hours ago) that the guy who was "it didn't hurt that much" was on demerol the whole damn time, in a hospital bed, foot elevated.........:upyours: (that's the first time I did that)

Like laying in bed doped up compares to my possibly broken foot, and me cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping ect.

I would go kick his ass, but I can't balance well enough to do so. :(
OMG! :fluffle:

*wispers* I broke my little toe Saturday, and it hurts like a son of a bitch, it's black and it's swollen and I can't walk. My doctor says he thinks I didn't break it, but shattered it, and probably part of my foot too.... I am walking around (in pain) with it taped to the toe next to it, going about my business, and I find out (a few hours ago) that the guy who was "it didn't hurt that much" was on demerol the whole damn time, in a hospital bed, foot elevated.........:upyours: (that's the first time I did that)

Like laying in bed doped up compares to my possibly broken foot, and me cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping ect.

I would go kick his ass, but I can't balance well enough to do so. :(
ask for a crutch... they make great melee weapons. :D

I am confused by parallel universes.

There are too many of them to get a firm mental grasp upon.

Why cant some of the less useful ones just go away and leave us alone?
*volunteers this universe for first extermination*

ask for a crutch... they make great melee weapons. :D
I go this afternoon to get a proper xray, cast and crutches.

My doctor is mad at me, but I asked him "do you really think I had 14 hours to sit in the ER on Saturday?" and he said "of course you don't, but if I could prescribe you some vacation I damn well would"

:p


:(

I'm pathetic.

Of course not! It's just an AI... Now we just have to toss in lizard-people, the WC of '58 and '06 and we might be getting a clearer picture of who actually runs the universe...
I knew she was an Adminbot!:eek:

ask for a crutch... they make great melee weapons. :D
Yeah, but ask for an old wooden one that'll splinter real nice after the first couple of whacks and then you can ... ahem. You get my drift, I'm sure.

Why do I have ot do a stupid summer assignment for the honors program when the normal people sit around and do nothing all summer? I know I'm smart, why do I need to prove it by doing a bunch of work when the other people who don't want to prove it get to make money and such? I feel overworked.

Crtl + Alt + Del ?

C:/format c:

*wispers* I broke my little toe Saturday, and it hurts like a son of a bitch, it's black and it's swollen and I can't walk. My doctor says he thinks I didn't break it, but shattered it, and probably part of my foot too.... I am walking around (in pain) with it taped to the toe next to it, going about my business, and I find out (a few hours ago) that the guy who was "it didn't hurt that much" was on demerol the whole damn time, in a hospital bed, foot elevated.........:upyours: (that's the first time I did that)

Like laying in bed doped up compares to my possibly broken foot, and me cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping ect.

I would go kick his ass, but I can't balance well enough to do so. :(
I'd volunteer, but I'm so busy these days....
*flips through planner without letting you see the empty pages*

Well, I would rant about my ex and how she's always trying to manipulate me, but meh! :(

I go this afternoon to get a proper xray, cast and crutches.

My doctor is mad at me, but I asked him "do you really think I had 14 hours to sit in the ER on Saturday?" and he said "of course you don't, but if I could prescribe you some vacation I damn well would"

:p


:(

I'm pathetic.considering I have a sleeping bag rolled up and tucked under my Desk, known to some into the office during my days off and vacation, and I keep a change of work clothes in my drawer...

no you're not pathetic...

I know I'm smart, why do I need to prove it by doing a bunch of work when the other people who don't want to prove it get to make money and such?
Because smart doesn't pay, didn't they explain that? Smart is it's own reward, and that reward is not monetary. :p

That said, what are you doing for the assignment? You should post it on here somewhere so we can all (honestly) revel in your smartness. I would. Buck up, smart does eventually pay off. :cool:

35 pounds? Take that off right now! No wonder you're in touch with parallel universes!


Im not per se opposed to partially disrobing as requested, it's just that...well...how can I be certain that you arent one of them who is just trying to trick me out of my hat?

Do you have any personal charactor references?

Because smart doesn't pay, didn't they explain that? Smart is it's own reward, and that reward is not monetary. :p

That said, what are you doing for the assignment? You should post it on here somewhere so we can all (honestly) revel in your smartness. I would. Buck up, smart does eventually pay off. :cool:
It's not even smart work. It's busy work. Analysing data, summarizing books, reading articles....my brother could do it. Hey...:cool:

I would go kick his ass, but I can't balance well enough to do so. :(

Isnt kicking things how you got your toe into the color and shape it is in today?

Dont kick, club.

I go this afternoon to get a proper xray, cast and crutches.

My doctor is mad at me, but I asked him "do you really think I had 14 hours to sit in the ER on Saturday?" and he said "of course you don't, but if I could prescribe you some vacation I damn well would"

:p


:(

I'm pathetic.
You are, so do what all abnormally pathetic people do and beat the jerk with a crutch.

Im not per se opposed to partially disrobing as requested, it's just that...well...how can I be certain that you arent one of them who is just trying to trick me out of my hat?

Do you have any personal charactor references?
I have several excellent character references but my current medication doesn't let them come out. Besides, removing a hat doesn't quite qualify as "disrobing." And anyway, I'm sure it's nothing I haven't seen before.

Isnt kicking things how you got your toe into the color and shape it is in today?

Dont kick, club.
actually no, I tripped and my toe bent back the "unatural direction" and I heard this *snap* followed by unbelievable pain.

wanna know what I tripped on?

You are, so do what all abnormally pathetic people do and beat the jerk with a crutch.
you also have the option of headbutting him in the chest;)

It's not even smart work. It's busy work. Analysing data, summarizing books, reading articles....my brother could do it. Hey...:cool:
See? That's smart.

actually no, I tripped and my toe bent back the "unatural direction" and I heard this *snap* followed by unbelievable pain.

wanna know what I tripped on?
your other foot?

you also have the option of headbutting him in the chest;)
Only if you're retiring, though, and you want that to be the way people remember you.

actually no, I tripped and my toe bent back the "unatural direction" and I heard this *snap* followed by unbelievable pain.

wanna know what I tripped on?

Yes please if it isnt too embarassing.

(I still advocate clubbing rather than kicking until your toe bone is knitted though.)

Sounds lovely. Maybe a simple vinaegrette? Shallots, salt & pepper, vinegar and olive oil?
Spot on, a Santa Fe vinaigrette (cilantro, jalapeno, stuff like that).

your other foot?
nope, one of my kid's stupid toys.........grr.....

Cause you're afraid to even shake someone's hand, you don't know where the hell that hand has been. Most right-wingers just want a simple life, a husband/wife, some children, a roof under thier head, nothing spectacular..

But who wants a life partner that's all disease ridden and been around the block five times? Left-wingers think too much in the now and not enough about in the later, are they going to be fourty years old still sticking it to every whore they come across? Why is it when they're twenty it's cool but when they're fourty it's creepy? It's stupid and self-destructive is what it is. And mindyou I don't think the conservatives do enough to stop it cause well, they're conservative. They don't want to go all out, it go's against thier nature.

What I hate is now left-wingers think they're intune with everybody's feelings and the only thing they feel is the stimuli between thier legs.


None of these problems will ever begin to be resolved untill we all realize the difference between political issues and Moral issues. Promiscuity is just one of the Moral issues of this day that we have mis-classified as political. We as people must resolve these problems at a personal level. The politicians are not the answer. Neither is denying our personal responsibilities....

I have several excellent character references but my current medication doesn't let them come out. Besides, removing a hat doesn't quite qualify as "disrobing." And anyway, I'm sure it's nothing I haven't seen before.

Well OK Ill try it but if everything goes bad this hat thing is on your head!

*removes hat*


Hey my neck feels better already!.

nope, one of my kid's stupid toys.........grr.....
She married and has kids! (someone had to say it :D )

nope, one of my kid's stupid toys.........grr.....
ow! ow ow ow!
i bet it was hard plastic and oddly shaped as well?
iam sorry:(
* hands Smunkeeville some ice*

Well OK Ill try it but if everything goes bad this hat thing is on your head!
Not if it weighs 35 pounds, it isn't going to be!

None of these problems will ever begin to be resolved untill we all realize the difference between political issues and Moral issues. Promiscuity is just one of the Moral issues of this day that we have mis-classified as political. We as people must resolve these problems at a personal level. The politicians are not the answer. Neither is denying our personal responsibilities....

Excellent point.


*Get him boys he's making sense. We dont put up with that sorta thing here*

It's not even smart work. It's busy work. Analysing data, summarizing books, reading articles....my brother could do it. Hey...:cool:
Don't sweat it -- it's just another in a series of hurdles before you'll be truly free. Suck it up and leap them. Getting past them is worth it. Especially if you're smart.

It sucks that you have "advanced" classes who feel that "advancement" means "shitloads of busy-work" instead of experiential education. They should be letting you travel or hit historic places or museums or science centers. Stuff like that.

ow! ow ow ow!
i bet it was hard plastic and oddly shaped as well?
iam sorry:(
* hands Smunkeeville some ice*
Given it was a toy, said child is probably too young to be doing any real hand-and-foot attending. *donates Belgian chocolate to the recovery effort*

ow! ow ow ow!
i bet it was hard plastic and oddly shaped as well?
iam sorry:(
* hands Smunkeeville some ice*
it is in fact an action figure of Data from TNG. I love the character but from now on I hate the toy. I have placed him into retirement until I am no longer in severe pain. (aka on top of the fridge)

None of these problems will ever begin to be resolved untill we all realize the difference between political issues and Moral issues. Promiscuity is just one of the Moral issues of this day that we have mis-classified as political. We as people must resolve these problems at a personal level. The politicians are not the answer. Neither is denying our personal responsibilities....
It's up...and IT'S GOOD!

Three points for you, well said.

Spot on, a Santa Fe vinaigrette (cilantro, jalapeno, stuff like that).

If you two dont stop that this instant....I warn you......I am going to get hungry. Very hungry. No salad will be safe.

Excellent point.


*Get him boys he's making sense. We dont put up with that sorta thing here*
Throw the hat!

None of these problems will ever begin to be resolved untill we all realize the difference between political issues and Moral issues. Promiscuity is just one of the Moral issues of this day that we have mis-classified as political. We as people must resolve these problems at a personal level. The politicians are not the answer. Neither is denying our personal responsibilities....
OMG! The logic! The logic! You're obviously not NS General material! Tsk! :D

If you two dont stop that this instant....I warn you......I am going to get hungry. Very hungry. No salad will be safe.
Oh. Sorry. I probably shouldn't mention dessert, then.


Slice of real key lime pie.

:D

If you two dont stop that this instant....I warn you......I am going to get hungry. Very hungry. No salad will be safe.
*rustling my leaves* Salad is ... oh, dear, no, I won't go there *blushing*

Oh. Sorry. I probably shouldn't mention dessert, then.


Slice of real key lime pie.

:D
:D I wouldn't say no ...

Throw the hat!

Im sorely tempted but this is his first offense.

A simple warning threat might suffice

Plus with my neck so much less sore I am starting to like humanity again.

Don't sweat it -- it's just another in a series of hurdles before you'll be truly free. Suck it up and leap them. Getting past them is worth it. Especially if you're smart.

It sucks that you have "advanced" classes who feel that "advancement" means "shitloads of busy-work" instead of experiential education. They should be letting you travel or hit historic places or museums or science centers. Stuff like that.
mmm...Smithsonian...Natural History...marine science museum internship...I'm yearning for some learning.

Oh. Sorry. I probably shouldn't mention dessert, then.


Slice of real key lime pie.

:D

I knew it. I just KNEW taking off my hat was a bad idea!

You read my mind you evildoer!

Otherwise how could you possibly know that keylime pie was my second favorite dessert after Farny's rustling leaves"?

mmm...Smithsonian...Natural History...marine science museum internship...I'm yearning for some learning.
Uh huh. American Museum of Natural History, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, oh, and to go stand in front of "The Starry Night" at the Museum of Modern Art ... *swoon*

mmm...Smithsonian...Natural History...marine science museum internship...I'm yearning for some learning.
As a four-year-old, I once got lost in the Smithsonian. Everyone was worried and freaking but me. When they found me, I was pacing through exhibits as calmly as you please. It was then my parents knew they'd spawned a geek.

I say you demand some summer culture and tell them you're blowing off one of the more asinine make-work assignments and will bring back a splendidly-written essay on your day in the Museum of Natural History. If they're teachers of any creativity or thought whatsoever, they'll applaud your initiative and look forward to your paper.

I knew it. I just KNEW taking off my hat was a bad idea!

You read my mind you evildoer!

Otherwise how could you possibly know that keylime pie was my second favorite dessert after Farny's rustling leaves"?
Well, wanting to toss Farny's salad was a given, I suppose. Key lime pie, for the uninitiated, IS NOT supposed to be green!

Well, wanting to toss Farny's salad was a given, I suppose. Key lime pie, for the uninitiated, IS NOT supposed to be green!
Green? Certainly not!

*slinking back to the convent*

I just got a new camera.

I dont understand why they determined that the users manual should be half the size of a Russian novel. There are line drawings with arrows and legends on every page along with mybe 15 words of text. Also, once they've decided to foreswear words for idiot proof pics, why line drawings instead of photos? ITS A CAMERA FOR CRIPES SAKE!

Rant over.

Uh huh. American Museum of Natural History, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, oh, and to go stand in front of "The Starry Night" at the Museum of Modern Art ... *swoon*
Yay! Fellow museum lovers!

he found me first.

How could you expect him to pass me up?

I like comics, I play video games, I laugh at his jokes.........

Aw...man!

Please tell me you have a twin! :D

Green? Certainly not!

*slinking back to the convent*

Back to the convent instead of the dessert table?

There will be nun for you by the time you return.

Yay! Fellow museum lovers!
Yay!

MOMA, years ago, had a Bell helicopter hanging over one of the escalators, one of the old ones they used for med-evac during the Korean War, that you see in the M*A*S*H reruns and movie. It was painted bright green. Such a cool place. The Guggenheim is cool, too, but I always have a silly urge to go running down the spiral from the top.

I just got a new camera.

I dont understand why they determined that the users manual should be half the size of a Russian novel. There are line drawings with arrows and legends on every page along with mybe 15 words of text. Also, once they've decided to foreswear words for idiot proof pics, why line drawings instead of photos? ITS A CAMERA FOR CRIPES SAKE!

Rant over.
I bought the girls a table once that you have to put together yourself, the instruction booklet was 18 pages long, all but 1 page were "saftey notices" it says in the book 45 times some variation of "do not stand on the table"

the instruction page had a picture of all the peices in the box and a picture of the table completed.

:rolleyes:

There will be nun for you by the time you return.
Walked into that one, didn't I? :D

I bought the girls a table once that you have to put together yourself, the instruction booklet was 18 pages long, all but 1 page were "saftey notices" it says in the book 45 times some variation of "do not stand on the table"

the instruction page had a picture of all the peices in the box and a picture of the table completed.

:rolleyes:
As long as the picture of the finished product didn't show someone standing on it.

you also have the option of headbutting him in the chest;)
And when he's running away, shout, "Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard!" :D

As long as the picture of the finished product didn't show someone standing on it.
ROFLMAO

Yay! Fellow museum lovers!
i live in a place with no museum:eek:
some days it makes me want to cry:(

And when he's running away, shout, "Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard!" :D
lol that or laugh as he's on the ground clutching his chest gasping for breath:p

i love football

it is in fact an action figure of Data from TNG. I love the character but from now on I hate the toy. I have placed him into retirement until I am no longer in severe pain. (aka on top of the fridge)
pshhh... no wonder... Data is not plastic but built from highly reliliant compounds... it could've shattered every bone in your foot. :D

She married and has kids! (someone had to say it :D )
Well, if you were married to her, don't you think you'd want to at least try to have children with her? ;)

Well, if you were married to her, don't you think you'd want to at least try to have children with her? ;)
Oh, absolutely! ;)

Well, if you were married to her, don't you think you'd want to at least try to have children with her? ;)
ah... the many "Attempts"...

exscuse me...

*runs to take a cold shower*

lol that or laugh as he's on the ground clutching his chest gasping for breath:p

i love football
asking him "what... that didn't hurt me..." :p

Don't sweat it -- it's just another in a series of hurdles before you'll be truly free. Suck it up and leap them. Getting past them is worth it. Especially if you're smart.

It sucks that you have "advanced" classes who feel that "advancement" means "shitloads of busy-work" instead of experiential education. They should be letting you travel or hit historic places or museums or science centers. Stuff like that.
I'm envious of the notion.:(

asking him "what... that didn't hurt me..." :p
lol oh most definantly then tell the reff as well:p

As long as the picture of the finished product didn't show someone standing on it.

*chortle*

Aw...man!

Please tell me you have a twin! :D
She's taken, too, I'm afraid.:(

i live in a place with no museum:eek:
some days it makes me want to cry:(

Here is something else I dont understand.

I live in a place which has a zoo. They call the zoo a "living museum"

My theory is that we call the zoo a museum in order to fake culture. We might just be confused here though.

Here is something else I dont understand.

I live in a place which has a zoo. They call the zoo a "living museum"

My theory is that we call the zoo a museum in order to fake culture. We might just be confused here though.
um...iam not sure it think taht actuly nameing a zoo a museam would be a deturent to most people:confused:
but who knows?

Oh, absolutely! ;)
See my point, then?;)

um...iam not sure it think taht actuly nameing a zoo a museam would be a deturent to most people:confused:
but who knows?

This is the place

http://www.calmzoo.org/

ah... the many "Attempts"...

exscuse me...

*runs to take a cold shower*
Indeed....
*takes own cold shower*

I take cold showers anyway. I find it's great for the metabolism. *nods*

She's taken, too, I'm afraid.:(
haha, whatever.

I have a friend who is single, and a lot like me, but not so smart. She happens to be in a relationship with an abuser now and isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I "put ideas in her head"

I did get him arrested, but she bailed him out.

:(

This is the place

http://www.calmzoo.org/
Oh, well, for heaven's sake! It's in California, no wonder it's called a "living museum." Sheesh. :p

Indeed....
*takes own cold shower*

I take cold showers anyway. I find it's great for the metabolism. *nods*
Uh huh.

This is the place

http://www.calmzoo.org/
hummm, intersting
though iam thinking that they did it so that they could have a "cool" acronym, but who knows

haha, whatever.

I have a friend who is single, and a lot like me, but not so smart. She happens to be in a relationship with an abuser now and isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I "put ideas in her head"

I did get him arrested, but she bailed him out.

:(
That is sad. I don't understand women who stay in those relationships, but they probably don't understand why I can't see the good side of the guy who beats the crap out of them on a weekly basis.

haha, whatever.

I have a friend who is single, and a lot like me, but not so smart. She happens to be in a relationship with an abuser now and isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I "put ideas in her head"

I did get him arrested, but she bailed him out.

:(...

sad... really... :(

haha, whatever.

I have a friend who is single, and a lot like me, but not so smart. She happens to be in a relationship with an abuser now and isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I "put ideas in her head"

I did get him arrested, but she bailed him out.

:(
:(

She's taken, too, I'm afraid.:(
:headbang:
I'll soon sort that!

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/Cute_Owned_Pics/Mad_chinese_scientist/OWNED.html
:p :D :p

Oh, well, for heaven's sake! It's in California, no wonder it's called a "living museum." Sheesh. :p

Uh huh, and just what part of this mortal coil do you hail from?

I want my chance to throw rocks at your glass house too!

;)

haha, whatever.

I have a friend who is single, and a lot like me, but not so smart. She happens to be in a relationship with an abuser now and isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I "put ideas in her head"

I did get him arrested, but she bailed him out.

:(
Not good enough. I only want the smartest and those most eager to learn.

haha, whatever.

I have a friend who is single, and a lot like me, but not so smart. She happens to be in a relationship with an abuser now and isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I "put ideas in her head"

I did get him arrested, but she bailed him out.

:(
:(
SMITE HIM!

Cause you're afraid to even shake someone's hand, you don't know where the hell that hand has been. Most right-wingers just want a simple life, a husband/wife, some children, a roof under thier head, nothing spectacular..

But who wants a life partner that's all disease ridden and been around the block five times? Left-wingers think too much in the now and not enough about in the later, are they going to be fourty years old still sticking it to every whore they come across? Why is it when they're twenty it's cool but when they're fourty it's creepy? It's stupid and self-destructive is what it is. And mindyou I don't think the conservatives do enough to stop it cause well, they're conservative. They don't want to go all out, it go's against thier nature.

What I hate is now left-wingers think they're intune with everybody's feelings and the only thing they feel is the stimuli between thier legs.

Personally, I enjoy feeling stimuli between my legs.

hummm, intersting
though iam thinking that they did it so that they could have a "cool" acronym, but who knows

They couldve called it CALZONE

CA ZOo of Natural and Everything

Uh huh.
It's true. Keeps me awake long enough to flir...er, talk to a few unlucky Generaladies via IM services.

haha, whatever.

I have a friend who is single, and a lot like me, but not so smart. She happens to be in a relationship with an abuser now and isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I "put ideas in her head"

I did get him arrested, but she bailed him out.

:(

Why don't you just kill him?

Uh huh, and just what part of this mortal coil do you hail from?

I want my chance to throw rocks at your glass house too!

;)
Colorado ... fling away! It's a nice place to live, I can afford way more house than I could have back East, and we get 300 days of sun a year, but lordy! there are some odd folks out here! I sometimes think the strange ones who couldn't make it over the mountains to California just settled down here. :D

i live in a place with no museum:eek:
some days it makes me want to cry:(
immense pity, mate

They couldve called it CALZONE

CA ZOo of Natural and Everything
LMAO

:(
SMITE HIM!
I can't, not right now....however if he shows up in my yard threatening me again, he might meet up with the wrong end of my bat'leth

Colorado ... fling away! It's a nice place to live, I can afford way more house than I could have back East, and we get 300 day of sun a year, but lordy! there are some odd folks out here! I sometimes think the strange ones who couldn't make it over the mountains to California just settled down here. :D

I thought it was expensive as hell to live in Colorado?

I thought it was expensive as hell to live in Colorado?
Not compared to NYC.

haha, whatever.

I have a friend who is single, and a lot like me, but not so smart. She happens to be in a relationship with an abuser now and isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I "put ideas in her head"

I did get him arrested, but she bailed him out.

:(

You want to set poor FD up with a crazy yet not so bright woman who has a jailbird S.O. who is prone to violence?


hehehehehehehehehehehehehe


You aren't right smunkee!

They couldve called it CALZONE

CA ZOo of Natural and Everything
Someone's hungry?

Never say that in a japanese anime. It's a ticket to unpleasentness... MWAHAHAHA! .

Japanese Anime? Thats something I don't get. Are there a shortage of real women in Japan?

Colorado ... fling away! It's a nice place to live, I can afford way more house than I could have back East, and we get 300 days of sun a year, but lordy! there are some odd folks out here! I sometimes think the strange ones who couldn't make it over the mountains to California just settled down here. :D

Sounds like carbondale

Not compared to NYC.

Ah, gotcha. I'd much rather live in Colorado than NYC anyway. I live in North Carolina out in the mountains right now though, it's pretty nice, and cheap as hell. :) Well.... not if you count my tuition, and if I fail out, I'll be back on the plane home in a second. :eek:

You want to set poor FD up with a crazy yet not so bright woman who has a jailbird S.O. who is prone to violence?
he is basically harmless or well, he is scared of me, so harmless to me mostly.... however he was quite frightening last time I talked to him.....I think he might be insane, which wouldn't bother me, unless he somehow got a gun.

Someone's hungry?

Yes

I blame Farny and tangelo

Yes

I blame Farny and tangelo
Sorry...what are you most hungry for?
I want BBQ. NOW.:D

:headbang:
I'll soon sort that!

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/Cute_Owned_Pics/Mad_chinese_scientist/OWNED.html
:p :D :p
Yeah, I bet.:p

he is basically harmless or well, he is scared of me, so harmless to me mostly.... however he was quite frightening last time I talked to him.....I think he might be insane, which wouldn't bother me, unless he somehow got a gun.

Even without a gun at this point he might stomp on your toe.

Or litter your yard with camoflaged Data dolls.

Never trust madmen who youve had imprisoned.

Even without a gun at this point he might stomp on your toe.

Or litter your yard with camoflaged Data dolls.

Never trust madmen who youve had imprisoned.
I am not too worried about it, it was made very clear to him what will happen if he sets foot on my property again.

Sorry...what are you most hungry for?
I want BBQ. NOW.:D

Taco Salad and pie.

Key lime pie.

Key lime pie.
Pecan pie's better. No hands down.

I am not too worried about it, it was made very clear to him what will happen if he sets foot on my property again.

Please hang your Batleth back on the wall and quit looking at me with those wild eyes.
It scares me a little.
And Im fearless.

I am not too worried about it, it was made very clear to him what will happen if he sets foot on my property again.
you may be safe, but your friend...

... unless he somehow got a gun.
Sure, infringing the man's Second Amendment rights, too, huh? Maybe someone should get Kimchi over here.

... pie. Key lime pie.
Shaken, not stirred, I'm sure.

Pecan pie's better. No hands down.

Only in the fall.
Summertime is key lime time.

I am not too worried about it, it was made very clear to him what will happen if he sets foot on my property again.
What're you gonna do if I set foot on your property?;)

Please hang your Batleth back on the wall and quit looking at me with those wild eyes.
It scares me a little.
And Im fearless.
I know how to use it, that's the most frightening thing of all.....

you may be safe, but your friend...
I can't help her if she won't let me. :(

Only in the fall.
Summertime is key lime time.
What a winter pie? And since when are pies seasonal? Did I miss a memo or something?

Sure, infringing the man's Second Amendment rights, too, huh? Maybe someone should get Kimchi over here.
no, he shouldn't be allowed to have a gun, he is insane, and also probably a felon.

Sure, infringing the man's Second Amendment rights, too, huh? Maybe someone should get Kimchi over here.
sorry, there are some who should not be near any sort of weapon at all.

I know how to use it, that's the most frightening thing of all.....


I can't help her if she won't let me. :(
"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn." ;)

sorry, there are some who should not be near any sort of weapon at all.
Indeed. I shouldn't have a weapon. I get uncontrollable tempers where I black out and have no idea what I'm doing and can't remember anything afterwards. I've bitten and choked people including my brother in these states. It's terrifying. With a gun it could be a lot worse.

no, he shouldn't be allowed to have a gun, he is insane, and also probably a felon.
sorry, there are some who should not be near any sort of weapon at all.
Sorry, I should have used the eye-rolling smilie. Of course this man should not have a gun, sounds like he shouldn't be allowed out in public without adult supervision, either.

sorry, there are some who should not be near any sort of weapon at all.
I'm one of them. I'd accidentally level a city block or two.

I know how to use it, that's the most frightening thing of all.....err... you don't believe in useing the Klingon way of divorce.. do you?


I can't help her if she won't let me. :(
just be there for her. send her cards and that should let her know she can still talk to you dispite what he says.

Sure, infringing the man's Second Amendment rights, too, huh? Maybe someone should get Kimchi over here.

Insane peeps cant buy guns. Unless they lie on the application. Because they are insane. Nevermind.


Shaken, not stirred, I'm sure.

That's for alcoholic women despising British secret agents' martinis 007.

I want pie!

As an aside

I was once nearly thrown off of China Lake Naval Weapons Center for impersonating James Bond.

Indeed. I shouldn't have a weapon. I get uncontrollable tempers where I black out and have no idea what I'm doing and can't remember anything afterwards. I've bitten and choked people including my brother in these states. It's terrifying. With a gun it could be a lot worse.
:p the only gun I'll trust myself with is those sucton cup deals.

Sorry, I should have used the eye-rolling smilie. Of course this man should not have a gun, sounds like he shouldn't be allowed out in public without adult supervision, either.
Or a chain-link leash....

I was once nearly thrown off of China Lake Naval Weapons Center for impersonating James Bond.
Yeah, military police do not have much of a sense of humor.

Colorado ... fling away! It's a nice place to live, I can afford way more house than I could have back East, and we get 300 days of sun a year, but lordy! there are some odd folks out here! I sometimes think the strange ones who couldn't make it over the mountains to California just settled down here. :D

ack, dont tell him that i live here to! i dont like being hit by flying projectiles

:p the only gun I'll trust myself with is those sucton cup deals.
I could use one with adult supervision...just don't let me keep it. My granddad's promised me any gun I want, so...I'll let him keep it at his house.

What a winter pie? And since when are pies seasonal? Did I miss a memo or something?

Winter pie is HOT apple

:p the only gun I'll trust myself with is those sucton cup deals.
Nope, not I. Still too dangerous.

I could use one with adult supervision...just don't let me keep it. My granddad's promised me any gun I want, so...I'll let him keep it at his house.

Go with a howitzer. The ammo is expensive but the noise is awesome and the street cred is unparallelled.

I can't, not right now....however if he shows up in my yard threatening me again, he might meet up with the wrong end of my bat'leth

OOOOO....you so rule!!!! I bet your husbands well under the thumb!
:D

Winter pie is HOT apple
Spring? Is there an Indian Summer pie?

Yeah, military police do not have much of a sense of humor.+

No they dont. Youd swear they were robots for all the difference it makes.

Just kill him, be creative, it's funnier that way. People who sexually assault people deserve to die anyway, the law won't allow it, you should be allowed to take it into your own hands. Maybe castrate him and make him choke on his own balls. Or ram a 12 gauge up his ass, that'd be pretty messy though. Or wire some jumper cables up to a 220V outlet and clamp one to his balls, the other to his tounge and flip the switch, light 'em up like a firecracker.:sniper:

Go with a howitzer. The ammo is expensive but the noise is awesome and the street cred is unparallelled.
Indeed. Funny to watch, too. Invite some friends over and make them load the thing.

Go with a howitzer. The ammo is expensive but the noise is awesome and the street cred is unparallelled.
I don't know if he'll cover the ammo or not. I don't have any money because I don't have a job and my parents wouldn't be too happy about that.

+

No they dont. Youd swear they were robots for all the difference it makes.
Throw some water on them, see what happens.:p

Because more and more people say the world is shades of gray, and society seems to suck more and more. I don't understand how supposedly intillegent people can't see a simple pattern right infront of thier eyeballs..

"When everything is in shades of grey, the world is grey." ... so instead of talking about shades of grey, I say that we really should have progressed from black and white to colour. ;)

Anyways... I don't understand how something that was posted a mere two hours ago can be on page 2 of 5... I have NEVER seen a forum as lively as this one! O_O

Edit: My bad. Page 2 of 6, and that's only because I have REALLY long pages.

Spring? Is there an Indian Summer pie?

Nothing is ripe in early spring and late spring and Indian summer are both times that are too valuable to waste baking pies.

I don't know if he'll cover the ammo or not. I don't have any money because I don't have a job and my parents wouldn't be too happy about that.
Come on, it's a parent's job to be unhappy!

Throw some water on them, see what happens.:p
Magnets, man, magnets.

"When everything is in shades of grey, the world is grey." ... so instead of talking about shades of grey, I say that we really should have progressed from black and white to colour. ;)

Anyways... I don't understand how something that was posted a mere two hours ago can be on page 2 of 5... I have NEVER seen a forum as lively as this one! O_O

Edit: My bad. Page 2 of 6, and that's only because I have REALLY long pages.
We enjoy our problems. ;)

Come on, it's a parent's job to be unhappy!
That explains A LOT. :headbang:

What a winter pie? And since when are pies seasonal? Did I miss a memo or something?
PIes are definittely seasonal. How about a nice slice of hot pumpkin pie on the 4th of July? I think not. Peaches and berries in summer? Yum! And rhubarb in late spring, the only time it's really available. And in Indian summer, despite No Bad, apple, as soon as they're pickable. :D

I love pies and I make a killer pie dough. :cool:

That explains A LOT. :headbang:
Just wait until you move out and the danger of you moving back subsides a bit, and you call home and find them either not there or giggling when they answer the phone. And of course, later on, well, they get to become a burden to their children, which is the ultimate payoff.

err... you don't believe in useing the Klingon way of divorce.. do you?
I don't believe that divorce is warranted in most cases, however, a Klingon divorce is much more efficient and cheaper than a human one. ;)

Did I mention that I speak a bit of Klingon too? I had to learn some when my kid was learning it.....

PIes are definittely seasonal. How about a nice slice of hot pumpkin pie on the 4th of July? I think not. Peaches and berries in summer? Yum! And rhubarb in late spring, the only time it's really available. And in Indian summer, despite No Bad, apple, as soon as they're pickable. :D

I love pies and I make a killer pie dough. :cool:
I want pie...teach me the art of dough.

PIes are definittely seasonal. How about a nice slice of hot pumpkin pie on the 4th of July? I think not. Peaches and berries in summer? Yum! And rhubarb in late spring, the only time it's really available. And in Indian summer, despite No Bad, apple, as soon as they're pickable. :D

I love pies and I make a killer pie dough. :cool:
i make a killer apple pie, won county fair a few years ago, yep

* sudanly realiezes that that statment makes herself sound really really old*
*cringes*

PIes are definittely seasonal. How about a nice slice of hot pumpkin pie on the 4th of July? I think not. Peaches and berries in summer? Yum! And rhubarb in late spring, the only time it's really available. And in Indian summer, despite No Bad, apple, as soon as they're pickable. :D

I love pies and I make a killer pie dough. :cool:

OK now youve done it. I now need pie. Whats worse is I need peach cobbler with home made vanilla ice cream on top too.

If I knew where in Colorado you were I would go there and march in front of your house with a picket sign that read "unfair"

i make a killer apple pie, won county fair a few years ago, yep

* sudanly realiezes that that statment makes herself sound really really old*
*cringes*

I would picket your house too while I was there!

I don't believe that divorce is warranted in most cases, however, a Klingon divorce is much more efficient and cheaper than a human one. ;)

Did I mention that I speak a bit of Klingon too? I had to learn some when my kid was learning it.....

I like you Smunkee. You speak of divorce death klingons and insanity instead of pies. I can deal with these easier and without drooling uncontrollably.

I want pie...teach me the art of dough.
The secret is don't over-work it! Cut the shortening ... butter ... fat, basically, into the flour very, very gently. Buy some cornmeal and get familiar with the look and feel. The flour and fat should at least look like that (probably won't feel as grainy). Then add really cold water, a tablespoon at a time, until the dough starts sticking together. Not too sticky, just so you can squeeze it gently and have it stay together. Then - very important - put it in the fridge until it's quite cold, a couple of hours at least (no instant gratification in the Land of the Pie). Roll it out on a well-floured surface, but don't dawdle, you want it to be cold when it goes in the oven. And practice, practice, practice. Oh, and be precise with the measurements. Cooking is an art, baking is a science (except for the ice-water in pie crust, I always add more than they say in the recipe).

:D

I would picket your house too while I was there!
:p But we'll be down at the State Fair watching the pie-judging (when is the State Fair, anyway, must be soon?).

I like you Smunkee. You speak of divorce death klingons and insanity instead of pies. I can deal with these easier and without drooling uncontrollably.
ah, pie is toxic to me, why would I ever mention it?

I don't believe that divorce is warranted in most cases, however, a Klingon divorce is much more efficient and cheaper than a human one. ;)

Did I mention that I speak a bit of Klingon too? I had to learn some when my kid was learning it.....
ahh... but which Klingon did you learn. Pre STVI or post STVI

ah, pie is toxic to me, why would I ever mention it?
shepard's pie? made from Gluten Free ingredients.

I don't believe that divorce is warranted in most cases, however, a Klingon divorce is much more efficient and cheaper than a human one. ;)

Did I mention that I speak a bit of Klingon too? I had to learn some when my kid was learning it.....

It wasn't you that translated the bible into Klingon was it?

Yes.....some moron with no life actually did do this.:D

shepard's pie? made from Gluten Free ingredients.
Sure, you could, the top is mashed potatoes, anyway, just think with something other than flour.

Sorry, Smunkee, I forgot the Celiac thing. :(

The secret is don't over-work it! Cut the shortening ... butter ... fat, basically, into the flour very, very gently. Buy some cornmeal and get familiar with the look and feel. The flour and fat should at least look like that (probably won't feel as grainy). Then add really cold water, a tablespoon at a time, until the dough starts sticking together. Not too sticky, just so you can squeeze it gently and have it stay together. Then - very important - put it in the fridge until it's quite cold, a couple of hours at least (no instant gratification in the Land of the Pie). Roll it out on a well-floured surface, but don't dawdle, you want it to be cold when it goes in the oven. And practice, practice, practice. Oh, and be precise with the measurements. Cooking is an art, baking is a science (except for the ice-water in pie crust, I always add more than they say in the recipe).

:D

I want you more at this very instant than I ever have before.

I want you more at this very instant than I ever have before.
*blushing furiously*

ah, pie is toxic to me, why would I ever mention it?

I didnt know it was toxic to you. I dont suppose you would mention it.
If you dont mind a little prying why is pie toxic to you?
If you do mind a little prying ignore the question please.

It wasn't you that translated the bible into Klingon was it?

Yes.....some moron with no life actually did do this.:D
I did not do it, but I do have a PDF copy of my favorite book of the Bible in Klingon, it's interesting reading ;)


Sure, you could, the top is mashed potatoes, anyway, just think with something other than flour.

Sorry, Smunkee, I forgot the Celiac thing.
I made a "graham cracker" type crust out of pecans once, it was pretty good.

I don't mind you all talking about pie, it doesn't bother me at all. I just won't be joining in since I don't have much to add anymore.

I didnt know it was toxic to you. I dont suppose you would mention it.
If you dont mind a little prying why is pie toxic to you?
If you do mind a little prying ignore the question please.
I have celiac disease (http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/celiac/), in my time away from the forums I was quite sick. I am getting better everyday though. I haven't had a seizure in a while, and I have regained feeling in my feet (although that's NOT a good thing this week)

I have celiac disease (http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/celiac/), in my time away from the forums I was quite sick. I am getting better everyday though. I haven't had a seizure in a while, and I have regained feeling in my feet (although that's NOT a good thing this week)

Can you eat oats safely?

I just read that 1 in 133 or so people have this. Im surprised how poorly informed I was (and still am really) about this.

Here is hoping that you swiftly knit your toe bone AND keep recovering from the effects of celiac disease.

Can you eat oats safely?
I am afraid to try. I know I can't have any from around here since the crops are rotated between wheat and oats, so there is a huge risk for contamination. My friend gets her oats imported from Ireland though, they have oat only fields there. I am scared to try, what if I get sick?

I just read that 1 in 133 or so people have this. Im surprised how poorly informed I was (and still am really) about this.
yeah, a lot of people are undiagnosed, they thought I had "unspecific seizure disorder" which I would have stayed on valproic acid if I hadn't had my blood tested for celiac (both my girls have it too)

Here is hoping that you swiftly knit your toe bone AND keep recovering from the effects of celiac disease.
thanks!

I should start a thred with a poll "what color of cast shall Smunkee request?"
hahaha

I should start a thred with a poll "what color of cast shall Smunkee request?"
hahaha
Why, white with little puppy-dog pictures on it, what else?