Avika
10-07-2006, 09:50
This is a thread where I tell you what gets my goat and you tell me what gets yours.
You know what gets my goat? People, that after you explain the entire situation to them, they ask you a stupid and redundant question whose answer was the last sentence that came out of your mouth. For example:
me: And that's why I dislike Ms. X's car.
idiot: Do you like Ms. X's car?
me: Um, yeah. That's why I just said I disliked it. Durrr.
me: Therefore, one plus one equals two in simple logic and can equal anything based off of the advance mathematics shown here in my book Redundantly Complicated Mathematics Simplified for the Average Man and Woman to Understand and Comprehend Within a Day's Reading
idiot: Does one plus one equal two? Could it equal anything using advanced mathematics?
me: What did I just say? What the hell did I just say?
idiot: Nothing because I was talking.
me: Before that.
idiot: I dunno. Before what?
me: That explains alot.
These are the type of people who should be killed. They'd help our survival alot more if they went on a homocidal rampage and started a nuclear holocaust that left no surface, dry or aquatic, inhabitable. Darwin would have wanted these people dead. Their mere existance is crushing the natural selection that gave us cats and people and mass extinction. Their survival is an oxymoron because they lack anything that would help them survive themselves.
Then, there are the "pride" people. They gave us "gay pride", black pride, fat pride, diabetic pride, etc. pride. You name it, someone's proud of it. Not that being black or etc. are shameful, they're not, but who cares? I'll tell you who cares. The klansmen and anti-acronym active protesters, or aaap's, who want them dead. You have entire groups wanting to kill you and you want to stand out? Why not paint a target on your chest? You might as well scream "Kill me" while you're at it.
Finally, you've got the "experts". These are morons, who know almost nothing about their subject, who didn't fit in anywhere else. Their predictions are important because you might want to know what won't happen. Then again, they never told you what, specifically, they were experts at. That makes more sense than anything they say.
You know what gets my goat? People, that after you explain the entire situation to them, they ask you a stupid and redundant question whose answer was the last sentence that came out of your mouth. For example:
me: And that's why I dislike Ms. X's car.
idiot: Do you like Ms. X's car?
me: Um, yeah. That's why I just said I disliked it. Durrr.
me: Therefore, one plus one equals two in simple logic and can equal anything based off of the advance mathematics shown here in my book Redundantly Complicated Mathematics Simplified for the Average Man and Woman to Understand and Comprehend Within a Day's Reading
idiot: Does one plus one equal two? Could it equal anything using advanced mathematics?
me: What did I just say? What the hell did I just say?
idiot: Nothing because I was talking.
me: Before that.
idiot: I dunno. Before what?
me: That explains alot.
These are the type of people who should be killed. They'd help our survival alot more if they went on a homocidal rampage and started a nuclear holocaust that left no surface, dry or aquatic, inhabitable. Darwin would have wanted these people dead. Their mere existance is crushing the natural selection that gave us cats and people and mass extinction. Their survival is an oxymoron because they lack anything that would help them survive themselves.
Then, there are the "pride" people. They gave us "gay pride", black pride, fat pride, diabetic pride, etc. pride. You name it, someone's proud of it. Not that being black or etc. are shameful, they're not, but who cares? I'll tell you who cares. The klansmen and anti-acronym active protesters, or aaap's, who want them dead. You have entire groups wanting to kill you and you want to stand out? Why not paint a target on your chest? You might as well scream "Kill me" while you're at it.
Finally, you've got the "experts". These are morons, who know almost nothing about their subject, who didn't fit in anywhere else. Their predictions are important because you might want to know what won't happen. Then again, they never told you what, specifically, they were experts at. That makes more sense than anything they say.