NationStates Jolt Archive


What was said to Zidane?

Demented Hamsters
10-07-2006, 03:21
Well, everyone's chipping in with theories as to why Zidane headbutted Matarazzi.
Obviously Matarazzi said something to piss Zidane off.
So what was it?
A few thoughts:

"Italian wine is so much better than French"

(looking at back of Zidane's head) "mmmm...nice and shiny"

"My girlfriend has more hair on her upper lip than you have on your entire skull!"

"My dick and you in a turtle-neck sweater: twins!"

Matarazzi was singing the cheeky girls song repeatedly the entire game until Zidane couldn't stand it any more.

"Bon jourrrrrrrrrrrr.....ya cheese eating surrender monkey!" (done in a scottish accent)


Any others?
[NS]Liasia
10-07-2006, 03:22
'ouch' I should imagine.