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David "THE HOFFF" Hasslehoff

Lord Love Rocketland
09-07-2006, 22:37
Oh my allah!!!

You people have got to see this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

This is what a 21st century man should be . .

And remember . . . DONT HASSLE THE HOFF!!!!
Empress_Suiko
09-07-2006, 22:40
Ooook.:eek:
Diamond Joe Quimby
09-07-2006, 22:41
Thats Hoff-tastic.

The Hoff might well be the solution to all of the problems of the world, if oly we could harness the energy he keeps in that ever so stylish hair of his......
Turquoise Days
09-07-2006, 22:44
Oh dear god, not again...
Cannot think of a name
09-07-2006, 22:44
If Hoffmania becomes the new Cult of Chuck I might have to go on a killing spree. I blame my generation, we really more or less brought the world ironic appreciation...we have a lot to answer for...
Wallonochia
09-07-2006, 22:45
If Hoffmania becomes the new Cult of Chuck

What a terrifying thought.
Lord Love Rocketland
09-07-2006, 22:49
Hoff For President . . he's got to be better than Bush!!

How about Global King . . to rule the planet by his authority alone, with a little help from Kit , of course.

HOFF FACT: He sang at the fall of the Berlin Wall . . So you could say that Hoff ended World War II and the Cold War in ONE SONG!!!
Andaluciae
09-07-2006, 22:49
I wish I were the HOFFFFFF!
Gravlen
09-07-2006, 22:53
You knew it was comming:

The HOFF!
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7633/hasselhofflove7qq.jpg

:D
*Hides from BritSter*
Turquoise Days
09-07-2006, 22:56
You knew it was comming:

The HOFF!
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7633/hasselhofflove7qq.jpg

:D
*Hides from BritSter*
You'd better be hiding from me too!
*chases after Gravlen with a rusty spoon*

Actually, I should know better than to click on a Hoff thread after you've posted in it. Still, 'My eyes!'
WangWee
09-07-2006, 22:58
I wouldn't jump in his car in that dark alley for all the tea in china.
Cannot think of a name
09-07-2006, 23:00
I wouldn't jump in his car in that dark alley for all the tea in china.
I don't know, his car talks and flys....oh god, what am I doing...
Celtlund
09-07-2006, 23:00
Oh my allah!!!

You people have got to see this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

This is what a 21st century man should be . .

And remember . . . DONT HASSLE THE HOFF!!!!

This old fart has to thank y'all on NS General. This is the second video by Hoff that has been posted and I love the both of them. I'm going to purchase some of his CD's. Love his music.

Thanks.
Lord Love Rocketland
09-07-2006, 23:02
I count myself, and my brothers, who battle each day for the increased Hoff-abilty of society against other less hoff-members of society (such as Paris Hilton, Richard Nixon and Scooby Doo etc).

I hope you respect our ongoing battle . . . Here are a few sites to help you understand our message.

http://www.gothehoff.com/index.php?sortby=date


http://the-hoff.co.uk/


http://www.knight-foundation.com/ecards.html

Why not send a friend an E-card of the HOFF . . they cannot but be impressed by your selection of 1980 cult figures!!!


Hoff-Member # 0231- UK
Gravlen
09-07-2006, 23:02
You'd better be hiding from me too!
*chases after Gravlen with a rusty spoon*

Actually, I should know better than to click on a Hoff thread after you've posted in it. Still, 'My eyes!'
Yep, you should have learned by now... :D
:eek: Get away from me, aaaah!

*Runs away*
Gravlen
09-07-2006, 23:03
This old fart has to thank y'all on NS General. This is the second video by Hoff that has been posted and I love the both of them. I'm going to purchase some of his CD's. Love his music.

Thanks.
What's the other one you've heard?
Celtlund
09-07-2006, 23:16
What's the other one you've heard?

Don't remember the name of it but it was about a car with lots of "Dukes of Hazzard" jumps and stuff in it.
Gravlen
09-07-2006, 23:23
Don't remember the name of it but it was about a car with lots of "Dukes of Hazzard" jumps and stuff in it.
Then be happy:

Hooked on a feeling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o&search=Hasselhoff)
Secret agent man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0&search=Hasselhoff)
I've been looking for freedom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ys-cQdu1P4&search=Hasselhoff%20Looking%20for%20freedom) <-- This one is the one you've seen, I think.

...and go INSANE!! :D
Celtlund
09-07-2006, 23:29
Then be happy:

Hooked on a feeling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o&search=Hasselhoff)
Secret agent man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0&search=Hasselhoff)
I've been looking for freedom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ys-cQdu1P4&search=Hasselhoff%20Looking%20for%20freedom) <-- This one is the one you've seen, I think.

...and go INSANE!! :D

Yes, that was it. Here have a case of cookies. :fluffle:
Gravlen
10-07-2006, 00:05
Yes, that was it. Here have a case of cookies. :fluffle:
:D Yay! Cookies! :fluffle:
New Lofeta
10-07-2006, 01:07
Where's the smiley that shows zooms into the Hoff's crotch, but then it only shows an other picture of the Hoff, and it zooms in again.... in a everlasting cycle of hofff glory?
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 03:13
You knew it was comming:

The HOFF!
[Censored for my sanity]

:D
*Hides from BritSter*
As soon as I saw this thread, I just knew you would of shown that picture.
I'm disapointed in you...http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/no.gif
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 03:16
Yep, you should have learned by now... :D
:eek: Get away from me, aaaah!

*Runs away*
You deserve everything you get. I would punish you myself but I'm to upset right now. I'm really starting to think that you love Hasselhoff more than you love me.

*Sits in a corner and cries* :(
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 03:18
Then be happy:

Hooked on a feeling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o&search=Hasselhoff)
Secret agent man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0&search=Hasselhoff)
I've been looking for freedom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ys-cQdu1P4&search=Hasselhoff%20Looking%20for%20freedom) <-- This one is the one you've seen, I think.

...and go INSANE!! :D
It's true, you are obsessed with Hasselhoff. You can't deny it any longer.
PasturePastry
10-07-2006, 05:16
I was trying to find the right emoticon with which to respond to this thread, but unfortunately, I was not able to find a smiley that was gouging its eyes out with icepicks.:(
Daistallia 2104
10-07-2006, 05:48
If Hoffmania becomes the new Cult of Chuck I might have to go on a killing spree. I blame my generation, we really more or less brought the world ironic appreciation...we have a lot to answer for...

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/nunu.gif

I'll be standing shoulder to shoulder there with ya...

I think it's already started.
Secret aj man
10-07-2006, 05:49
If Hoffmania becomes the new Cult of Chuck I might have to go on a killing spree. I blame my generation, we really more or less brought the world ironic appreciation...we have a lot to answer for...


buries head in shame..wtf
Cannot think of a name
10-07-2006, 05:56
Minor thing thats been in my head, where'd the right hand drive K.I.T.T. come from?
Mstreeted
10-07-2006, 07:31
*sigh*....

he really should try botox
Gravlen
10-07-2006, 11:02
It's true, you are obsessed with Hasselhoff. You can't deny it any longer.
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

You know how much you mean to me! It's not David, it's you! I mean it!
Monkeypimp
10-07-2006, 12:02
Oh my allah!!!

You people have got to see this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

This is what a 21st century man should be . .

And remember . . . DONT HASSLE THE HOFF!!!!


There are no longer any dry panties on this forum.
German Nightmare
10-07-2006, 12:14
Oh - I almost forgot to tell you guys (seeing this thread just reminded me...):

I can't believe that the DJ at the party I went to on Friday played "I've been looking for freedom". Twice.

So, this is the first time that I have personally experienced Germans going crazy to that song live. Scary experience! :eek::p:D
Monkeypimp
10-07-2006, 12:46
Oh - I almost forgot to tell you guys (seeing this thread just reminded me...):

I can't believe that the DJ at the party I went to on Friday played "I've been looking for freedom". Twice.

So, this is the first time that I have personally experienced Germans going crazy to that song live. Scary experience! :eek::p:D


Dude, that song almost single handedly bought down the berlin wall.
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 12:49
As soon as I saw this thread, I just knew you would of shown that picture.
I'm disapointed in you...http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/no.gif

Well, there's always this one...

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6812/hasselhoff1hq.gif

:p
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 13:10
Well, there's always this one...

[:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:]

:p
*Gouges out own eyes*
Harlesburg
10-07-2006, 13:16
There are no longer any dry panties on this forum.
You know too much about this...
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 13:18
There are no longer any dry panties on this forum.

I know my panties are soaked...
Harlesburg
10-07-2006, 13:18
http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/nunu.gif

I'll be standing shoulder to shoulder there with ya...

I think it's already started.
Count me in.
Harlesburg
10-07-2006, 13:19
I know my panties are soaked...
Your parents really should have done a better job potty training you.
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 13:23
Your parents really should have done a better job potty training you.

Either that, or I need to start wearing my Depends regularly.
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 13:24
I know my panties are soaked...
Why is it that the people I love the most are obsessed with Hasselhoff? I don't understand. :confused:
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 13:28
Why is it that the people I love the most are obsessed with Hasselhoff? I don't understand. :confused:

Who said they were soaked because of the Hoff? :p
Gravlen
10-07-2006, 14:41
Why is it that the people I love the most are obsessed with Hasselhoff? I don't understand. :confused:
Maybe it's got something to do with you!!! :eek:





:p
Aaaaw, Just kidding my Darling ;)
Cullons
10-07-2006, 14:49
It's true, you are obsessed with Hasselhoff. You can't deny it any longer.

says the forumer with a picture of hasseholf in his sig.

Just for that you get the following (you brought it on yourself)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

(screw the puppies, baggy little shits..)
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 14:56
says the forumer with a picture of hasseholf in his sig.

Just for that you get the following (you brought it on yourself)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

(screw the puppies, baggy little shits..)

His?
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 15:15
Maybe it's got something to do with you!!! :eek:





:p
Aaaaw, Just kidding my Darling ;)
Maybe it has got something to do with me...:(

Oh well, at least I will be able to test if I really do love someone. I'll show them a picture of the Hoff and if he doesn't cringe then it is meant to be.
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 15:16
Maybe it has got something to do with me...:(

Oh well, at least I will be able to test if I really do love someone. I'll show them a picture of the Hoff and if he doesn't cringe then it is meant to be.

I don't even cringe at the gif I posted... :p
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 15:21
I don't even cringe at the gif I posted... :p
Then it must be true love that I feel for you. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 15:23
Then it must be true love that I feel for you. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

Must be. ;)
Cullons
10-07-2006, 15:38
His?

is he a her then?
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 15:39
is he a her then?
You've worked it out! *applauds* :rolleyes:
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 15:40
is he a her then?

And a hot one at that. :p
Cullons
10-07-2006, 16:06
You've worked it out! *applauds* :rolleyes:

why thank you. i do try:fluffle:
Cullons
10-07-2006, 16:09
And a hot one at that.

would'nt know or particularly care
Gravlen
10-07-2006, 16:15
Maybe it has got something to do with me...:(

Oh well, at least I will be able to test if I really do love someone. I'll show them a picture of the Hoff and if he doesn't cringe then it is meant to be.
And to throw my hat in the drama: I made the motivational poster of him without flinching :p
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 16:18
And to throw my hat in the drama: I made the motivational poster of him without flinching :p
We must be soulmates then. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 16:18
And to throw my hat in the drama: I made the motivational poster of him without flinching :p

And that's just creepy. :p
Wilgrove
10-07-2006, 16:19
Is it me or does his videos always seem to be made at the same place where I can make a music video for $10.
Gravlen
10-07-2006, 16:47
We must be soulmates then. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif
Oh! A fluffle that isn't a fluffle! :D
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 16:48
Oh! A fluffle that isn't a fluffle! :D

And I liked it a lot more. ;)
British Stereotypes
10-07-2006, 16:52
And I liked it a lot more. ;)
My non-fluffle? Does that mean you'll never fluffle with me again? I love you.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif
Cluichstan
10-07-2006, 16:53
My non-fluffle? Does that mean you'll never fluffle with me again? I love you.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif