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Oh my allah!!!

You people have got to see this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

This is what a 21st century man should be . .

And remember . . . DONT HASSLE THE HOFF!!!!

Ooook.:eek:

Thats Hoff-tastic.

The Hoff might well be the solution to all of the problems of the world, if oly we could harness the energy he keeps in that ever so stylish hair of his......

Oh dear god, not again...

If Hoffmania becomes the new Cult of Chuck I might have to go on a killing spree. I blame my generation, we really more or less brought the world ironic appreciation...we have a lot to answer for...

If Hoffmania becomes the new Cult of Chuck

What a terrifying thought.

Hoff For President . . he's got to be better than Bush!!

How about Global King . . to rule the planet by his authority alone, with a little help from Kit , of course.

HOFF FACT: He sang at the fall of the Berlin Wall . . So you could say that Hoff ended World War II and the Cold War in ONE SONG!!!

I wish I were the HOFFFFFF!

You knew it was comming:

The HOFF!
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7633/hasselhofflove7qq.jpg

:D
*Hides from BritSter*

You knew it was comming:

The HOFF!
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7633/hasselhofflove7qq.jpg

:D
*Hides from BritSter*
You'd better be hiding from me too!
*chases after Gravlen with a rusty spoon*

Actually, I should know better than to click on a Hoff thread after you've posted in it. Still, 'My eyes!'

I wouldn't jump in his car in that dark alley for all the tea in china.

I wouldn't jump in his car in that dark alley for all the tea in china.
I don't know, his car talks and flys....oh god, what am I doing...

Oh my allah!!!

You people have got to see this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

This is what a 21st century man should be . .

And remember . . . DONT HASSLE THE HOFF!!!!

This old fart has to thank y'all on NS General. This is the second video by Hoff that has been posted and I love the both of them. I'm going to purchase some of his CD's. Love his music.

Thanks.

I count myself, and my brothers, who battle each day for the increased Hoff-abilty of society against other less hoff-members of society (such as Paris Hilton, Richard Nixon and Scooby Doo etc).

I hope you respect our ongoing battle . . . Here are a few sites to help you understand our message.

http://www.gothehoff.com/index.php?sortby=date


http://the-hoff.co.uk/


http://www.knight-foundation.com/ecards.html

Why not send a friend an E-card of the HOFF . . they cannot but be impressed by your selection of 1980 cult figures!!!


Hoff-Member # 0231- UK

You'd better be hiding from me too!
*chases after Gravlen with a rusty spoon*

Actually, I should know better than to click on a Hoff thread after you've posted in it. Still, 'My eyes!'
Yep, you should have learned by now... :D
:eek: Get away from me, aaaah!

*Runs away*

This old fart has to thank y'all on NS General. This is the second video by Hoff that has been posted and I love the both of them. I'm going to purchase some of his CD's. Love his music.

Thanks.
What's the other one you've heard?

What's the other one you've heard?

Don't remember the name of it but it was about a car with lots of "Dukes of Hazzard" jumps and stuff in it.

Don't remember the name of it but it was about a car with lots of "Dukes of Hazzard" jumps and stuff in it.
Then be happy:

Hooked on a feeling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o&search=Hasselhoff)
Secret agent man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0&search=Hasselhoff)
I've been looking for freedom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ys-cQdu1P4&search=Hasselhoff%20Looking%20for%20freedom) <-- This one is the one you've seen, I think.

...and go INSANE!! :D

Then be happy:

Hooked on a feeling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o&search=Hasselhoff)
Secret agent man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0&search=Hasselhoff)
I've been looking for freedom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ys-cQdu1P4&search=Hasselhoff%20Looking%20for%20freedom) <-- This one is the one you've seen, I think.

...and go INSANE!! :D

Yes, that was it. Here have a case of cookies. :fluffle:

Yes, that was it. Here have a case of cookies. :fluffle:
:D Yay! Cookies! :fluffle:

Where's the smiley that shows zooms into the Hoff's crotch, but then it only shows an other picture of the Hoff, and it zooms in again.... in a everlasting cycle of hofff glory?

You knew it was comming:

The HOFF!
[Censored for my sanity]

:D
*Hides from BritSter*
As soon as I saw this thread, I just knew you would of shown that picture.
I'm disapointed in you...http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/no.gif

Yep, you should have learned by now... :D
:eek: Get away from me, aaaah!

*Runs away*
You deserve everything you get. I would punish you myself but I'm to upset right now. I'm really starting to think that you love Hasselhoff more than you love me.

*Sits in a corner and cries* :(

Then be happy:

Hooked on a feeling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o&search=Hasselhoff)
Secret agent man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuQXGrFSQ0&search=Hasselhoff)
I've been looking for freedom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ys-cQdu1P4&search=Hasselhoff%20Looking%20for%20freedom) <-- This one is the one you've seen, I think.

...and go INSANE!! :D
It's true, you are obsessed with Hasselhoff. You can't deny it any longer.

I was trying to find the right emoticon with which to respond to this thread, but unfortunately, I was not able to find a smiley that was gouging its eyes out with icepicks.:(

If Hoffmania becomes the new Cult of Chuck I might have to go on a killing spree. I blame my generation, we really more or less brought the world ironic appreciation...we have a lot to answer for...

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/nunu.gif

I'll be standing shoulder to shoulder there with ya...

I think it's already started.

If Hoffmania becomes the new Cult of Chuck I might have to go on a killing spree. I blame my generation, we really more or less brought the world ironic appreciation...we have a lot to answer for...


buries head in shame..wtf

Minor thing thats been in my head, where'd the right hand drive K.I.T.T. come from?

*sigh*....

he really should try botox

It's true, you are obsessed with Hasselhoff. You can't deny it any longer.
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

You know how much you mean to me! It's not David, it's you! I mean it!

Oh my allah!!!

You people have got to see this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

This is what a 21st century man should be . .

And remember . . . DONT HASSLE THE HOFF!!!!


There are no longer any dry panties on this forum.

Oh - I almost forgot to tell you guys (seeing this thread just reminded me...):

I can't believe that the DJ at the party I went to on Friday played "I've been looking for freedom". Twice.

So, this is the first time that I have personally experienced Germans going crazy to that song live. Scary experience! :eek::p:D

Oh - I almost forgot to tell you guys (seeing this thread just reminded me...):

I can't believe that the DJ at the party I went to on Friday played "I've been looking for freedom". Twice.

So, this is the first time that I have personally experienced Germans going crazy to that song live. Scary experience! :eek::p:D


Dude, that song almost single handedly bought down the berlin wall.

As soon as I saw this thread, I just knew you would of shown that picture.
I'm disapointed in you...http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/no.gif

Well, there's always this one...

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6812/hasselhoff1hq.gif

:p

Well, there's always this one...

[:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:]

:p
*Gouges out own eyes*

There are no longer any dry panties on this forum.
You know too much about this...

There are no longer any dry panties on this forum.

I know my panties are soaked...

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/nunu.gif

I'll be standing shoulder to shoulder there with ya...

I think it's already started.
Count me in.

I know my panties are soaked...
Your parents really should have done a better job potty training you.

Your parents really should have done a better job potty training you.

Either that, or I need to start wearing my Depends regularly.

I know my panties are soaked...
Why is it that the people I love the most are obsessed with Hasselhoff? I don't understand. :confused:

Why is it that the people I love the most are obsessed with Hasselhoff? I don't understand. :confused:

Who said they were soaked because of the Hoff? :p

Why is it that the people I love the most are obsessed with Hasselhoff? I don't understand. :confused:
Maybe it's got something to do with you!!! :eek:





:p
Aaaaw, Just kidding my Darling ;)

It's true, you are obsessed with Hasselhoff. You can't deny it any longer.

says the forumer with a picture of hasseholf in his sig.

Just for that you get the following (you brought it on yourself)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

(screw the puppies, baggy little shits..)

says the forumer with a picture of hasseholf in his sig.

Just for that you get the following (you brought it on yourself)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

(screw the puppies, baggy little shits..)

His?

Maybe it's got something to do with you!!! :eek:





:p
Aaaaw, Just kidding my Darling ;)
Maybe it has got something to do with me...:(

Oh well, at least I will be able to test if I really do love someone. I'll show them a picture of the Hoff and if he doesn't cringe then it is meant to be.

Maybe it has got something to do with me...:(

Oh well, at least I will be able to test if I really do love someone. I'll show them a picture of the Hoff and if he doesn't cringe then it is meant to be.

I don't even cringe at the gif I posted... :p

I don't even cringe at the gif I posted... :p
Then it must be true love that I feel for you. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

Then it must be true love that I feel for you. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

Must be. ;)

His?

is he a her then?

is he a her then?
You've worked it out! *applauds* :rolleyes:

is he a her then?

And a hot one at that. :p

You've worked it out! *applauds* :rolleyes:

why thank you. i do try:fluffle:

And a hot one at that.

would'nt know or particularly care

Maybe it has got something to do with me...:(

Oh well, at least I will be able to test if I really do love someone. I'll show them a picture of the Hoff and if he doesn't cringe then it is meant to be.
And to throw my hat in the drama: I made the motivational poster of him without flinching :p

And to throw my hat in the drama: I made the motivational poster of him without flinching :p
We must be soulmates then. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

And to throw my hat in the drama: I made the motivational poster of him without flinching :p

And that's just creepy. :p

Is it me or does his videos always seem to be made at the same place where I can make a music video for $10.

We must be soulmates then. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif
Oh! A fluffle that isn't a fluffle! :D

Oh! A fluffle that isn't a fluffle! :D

And I liked it a lot more. ;)

And I liked it a lot more. ;)
My non-fluffle? Does that mean you'll never fluffle with me again? I love you.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

My non-fluffle? Does that mean you'll never fluffle with me again? I love you.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0026.gif