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Jack Chick using London bombing...

Potato jack
09-07-2006, 17:53
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp?wpc=1031_01.asp&wpp=a
Anarchic Christians
09-07-2006, 17:57
RO-fecking-FL
Scarlet States
09-07-2006, 17:58
I really don't know what to say to this...
Adriatica III
09-07-2006, 18:08
Simplisitic at best, but it makes accurate refrences.
New Foxxinnia
09-07-2006, 18:11
Chick has no concept of actual human communication.
Keruvalia
09-07-2006, 18:15
Those nutty Muslims should cower in fear at the mighty jowls of the Brits.

http://www.chick.com/tractimages90847/1031/1031_03.gif

That's jowley baby!

Incidently, I love how Chick draws Muslims in charicature much like the Nazis drew the Jews. It's cute.
Mstreeted
09-07-2006, 18:20
holy crap...

no pun intended
DesignatedMarksman
09-07-2006, 18:24
Very interesting. I have distributed some Chick tracks in the past and I ALWAYS found them setting on the handle of the urinal at a Mcdonalds in my city. Management wanted me to pickem' up and tossem, I usually left them alone. "Huh? Track? I didn't see any..."
Sonaj
09-07-2006, 18:26
holy crap...

no pun intended
Yes it was. :p
Sileetris
09-07-2006, 18:27
Wouldn't it be surreal if he cut it off right after gramps says "Who says they're bad?", or like he went on and gramps started talking about the evils of western society...
Tactical Grace
09-07-2006, 18:27
How anyone could believe that garbage is beyond me. :rolleyes:
New Commandia
09-07-2006, 18:28
I really don't know what to say. Wow.
Dakini
09-07-2006, 18:28
I really wonder why this idiot doesn't realize that Allah is the arabic word for God?

Also, who the fuck is Jack Chick for denouncing attacks on the western world? If he had his way, women would be covered head to toe, dancing would be illegal, non-christians would be tortured to death... the man has more in common with the muslim extremists than he does to the western world.
Keruvalia
09-07-2006, 18:30
How anyone could believe that garbage is beyond me. :rolleyes:

Frankly I'm surprised this Jack Chick fellow is still alive. He's gotta be in his hundreds. Though I suspect there is no "Jack Chick" and that it is a persona invented by a group.
Dobbsworld
09-07-2006, 18:40
http://homepage.mac.com/gmst/WMTPD-0.jpg

I wish more people would steal his cartoons and rewrite/re-edit them for humourous purposes. I'd link in to my own re-edit (Where's My Toilet Paper, Damnit?), but I've kinda already done that one to death on these fora already.

Tell you what, if anyone wants the link to a SubGenius Chick parody, TG me, and I'll eventually get around to sending 'em to you.
Yootopia
09-07-2006, 18:41
Though I suspect there is no "Jack Chick" and that it is a persona invented by a group.
Kind of like Andy McNab?

You may have a point.
Free Soviets
09-07-2006, 18:44
I have distributed some Chick tracks in the past

in a non-ironic manner?
Yootopia
09-07-2006, 18:48
After reading that again - two acronyms stick in my mind.

WWJD and also WTF?
New Domici
09-07-2006, 18:52
Simplisitic at best, but it makes accurate refrences.

I could easily say that Christianity is Idolatry with even better, more accurate and relevant, references. Muslims have done away with the Idols that were "uncovered in the 40's," but there are branches of Christianity today that still have idols. The Catholic Church for example. Protestants can't claim that their religion is somehow pure just because they've done away with the crucefix and just retained the cross. They're still based, quite clearly, on an Idolatry-based religion. One that fused worship of Bachus, the god of wine, Apollo, the god of the sun, and Mithras the fertility god was born on December 25'th and raised from the dead.
Fabri-Tek
09-07-2006, 18:58
Jack Chick strikes again.
Tactical Grace
09-07-2006, 19:00
Jack Chick strikes again.
Jack shit, more like.
Nodinia
09-07-2006, 19:05
Simplisitic at best, but it makes accurate refrences.

It would ignore any recognition of similar pagan influences on its christian mythology. Its also got a few images there that would have gone down well in 30's Germany.
The Aeson
09-07-2006, 19:08
There's kind of a paradox here.

'The bible says that if you don't accept Jesus, you're going to Hell."

"But I don't believe what the bible says."

"Well, the bible says that if you don't believe what the bible says, you're going to Hell."

"Oh, in that case I'd better accept Jesus."
Fabri-Tek
09-07-2006, 19:10
I like how an old man seems to know more about a religion than his granddaughter who studied it in college does.
Hakartopia
09-07-2006, 19:13
"Honey, you're still lost.
Unless you repent and make Jesis your Lord and Savior you'll never make it to Heaven."

Yeah, love you too grandpa. :rolleyes:
Tactical Grace
09-07-2006, 19:14
"Honey, you're still lost.
Unless you repent and make Jesis your Lord and Savior you'll never make it to Heaven."

Yeah, love you too grandpa. :rolleyes:
If any man ever spoke like that to any daughter of mine (hypothetically of course, the thought of actually having a family is scary), I'd fucking [censored].
Teh_pantless_hero
09-07-2006, 19:14
Incidently, I love how Chick draws Muslims in charicature much like the Nazis drew the Jews. It's cute.
I think in that picture, the Muslim was the least charicatured one.

Not to mention he hasn't drawn the things himself for years.
United Time Lords
09-07-2006, 19:15
JACK ChIcK IS a Gud maN hu NoS mORe AbOt ChrisTYanUty ThEn U.
The Aeson
09-07-2006, 19:16
I like how an old man seems to know more about a religion than his granddaughter who studied it in college does.

Well, it's quite simple. He's a Christian, she's pagan heathen scum. Does that clear it all up for you?
Dobbsworld
09-07-2006, 19:16
I like how an old man seems to know more about a religion than his granddaughter who studied it in college does.
Now you see the dangers of book-learning. And that actually is a fairly consistent message throughout most Jack Chick's material. Education bad, the biased rantings of seniors good.

Guess Jack must be getting quite long in the tooth these days... even if he's been short on most everything else his entire career. Like talent.
Skinny87
09-07-2006, 19:17
JACK ChIcK IS a Gud maN hu NoS mORe AbOt ChrisTYanUty ThEn U.

That better be ironic.

Hmmm, that tract sounds, smells and looks like shit. I can't believe anyone is actually defending that biased, bigoted horseshit.
Dakini
09-07-2006, 19:17
Incidently, I love how Chick draws Muslims in charicature much like the Nazis drew the Jews. It's cute.
If I'm not mistaken, he draws jewish people in a similar manner.
Dobbsworld
09-07-2006, 19:19
If I'm not mistaken, he draws jewish people in a similar manner.
Don't forget the Demonic Catholics. They don't exactly come off unscathed, either.
United Time Lords
09-07-2006, 19:19
That better be ironic.

Hmmm, that tract sounds, smells and looks like shit. I can't believe anyone is actually defending that biased, bigoted horseshit.

IRuniE IS a SiN.
Hakartopia
09-07-2006, 19:19
Simplisitic at best, but it makes accurate refrences.

That's how Chick works. Take some facts and half-truths, mix with a (un)healthy dose of personal bias and interpretation, sprinkle with some sliced intimidation and fear, and voila! Your very own Chich Tract.
Skinny87
09-07-2006, 19:23
IRuniE IS a SiN.

I like your moxie kid. You could go far; you just gotta train.


*Rockie Music plays in the background*


Now, go find some stairs and run up and down them.
United Time Lords
09-07-2006, 19:24
I like your moxie kid. You could go far; you just gotta train.


*Rockie Music plays in the background*


Now, go find some stairs and run up and down them.

I sincerely hope nobody believed my incredible acting skills.:p
Phalanix
09-07-2006, 19:30
Ugh, I can't even read those anymore. I swear they're making me sick!
Kyronea
09-07-2006, 19:39
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp?wpc=1031_01.asp&wpp=a
The idiocy, the ignorance, the sheer buffoonary, and altogether ridculousness of this amuses me greatly.
The Aeson
09-07-2006, 19:41
You also notice he says nothing about the violence in the old testament...
Fabri-Tek
09-07-2006, 19:52
As I always say, God was a straight up bad ass in the Old Testament, he wasn't afraid to lay the smackdown on anyone who even thought about defying him. Then his son's born and he turns into some kind of liberal hippie in the New Testament.
Tactical Grace
09-07-2006, 19:58
You also notice he says nothing about the violence in the old testament...
Fundamentalist Christians tend to avoid the subject. It's a sort of intellectual dishonesty.
Kyronea
09-07-2006, 20:02
Fundamentalist Christians tend to avoid the subject. It's a sort of intellectual dishonesty.
Also--obviously--hypocrisy. See, the thing about a fundamentalist is that in their mind they cannot accept anything contradictory to what they believe. They will rail and parade point after point against whatever they oppose, all the while ignoring and refusing to face the fact that a vast variety of their points could be applied to their own cause as well. They don't care, they don't want to listen, because to them, it doesn't matter. They are Right and we are Wrong, and that is all there is to it.
Maineiacs
09-07-2006, 20:10
After reading that again - two acronyms stick in my mind.

WWJD and also WTF?


WTFWJD?
Maineiacs
09-07-2006, 20:14
Fundamentalist Christians tend to avoid the subject. It's a sort of intellectual dishonesty.


And yet they advocate a legal system based on a literal interpretation of Leviticus.
Dobbsworld
09-07-2006, 20:18
Also--obviously--hypocrisy. See, the thing about a fundamentalist is that in their mind they cannot accept anything contradictory to what they believe. They will rail and parade point after point against whatever they oppose, all the while ignoring and refusing to face the fact that a vast variety of their points could be applied to their own cause as well. They don't care, they don't want to listen, because to them, it doesn't matter. They are Right and we are Wrong, and that is all there is to it.
Where's the smoting when we need it most, eh? Smug Xtian bastards...
Hakartopia
09-07-2006, 20:20
WTFWJD?

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?
The Aeson
09-07-2006, 20:21
WWJB. Who would Jesus bomb?
Dobbsworld
09-07-2006, 20:22
WWJB. Who would Jesus bomb?
Easy. Pat Robertson. Next?
Kedalfax
09-07-2006, 21:04
As I always say, God was a straight up bad ass in the Old Testament, he wasn't afraid to lay the smackdown on anyone who even thought about defying him. Then his son's born and he turns into some kind of liberal hippie in the New Testament.


Which I think backs up what I personaly say: Whether or not God is real; wheather or not Jesus was our savior, a large portion of the Bible is made up or changed. I personally think that the New Testament is different because the Old Testament writers had all died, and the new people believed that God wasn't like that.

I believe that the Bible is opinion. And as with all opinions, it should not be taken as fact. If the opinion is convincing to you, you may believe it. But I may choose not to. Every single person has his or her indevidual own choice to believe or disbelieve that opinion.

WWJB. Who would Jesus bomb?
WWBBD? What would Brian Boitano do?

You and Muhammad have something in common... You both rejected Jesus- God Himself came down from heaven and lived a perfect life, and then died for your sins.
Which means that because you aren't a Chistian, you must be a vindictive evil doer.
Also:
1)"God Himslef" did not come down. If I remember correctly, God gave up his only son. That's not God Himself.
2)I'm not sure if being nailed to a cross after being betrayed; knowing most of your life that you will be is a perfect life, but hey, that's just me.



Want a laugh? Look through the "Why Chick Trackts Get Read" section.

Your tracts planted the seed that led me to Christ. I was saved after seeing tons of tracts laying all over Wal-Mart while working, shopping, etc.

I found a Chick tract in a phone booth and was saved a short time later, along with my wife-to-be.
I trust everything I see in a phone booth, too!
I was shaken back into the fear of the Lord from my backslidden state by THIS WAS YOUR LIFE! that I found on my seat in a subway train.
Same with subways!

By the way, I never got why people LIKE to fear God. Maybe it's because I was raised Protestant. Crazy Protestants actually paying attention to the whole "forgiveness" thing.
I was handed some of your tracts. At first, I rejected the message as being too naïve and simplistic! But I could not bring myself to throw them away, instead keeping them and bringing them out a few times a year just to have a good laugh. But six years ago, I received Jesus as Lord and Savior, your tracts having played a big part!
They are a good laugh, I admit that.
WangWee
09-07-2006, 21:18
:D :D :D

I like how he even manages to draw the british in a racist stereotypical way.
Tactical Grace
09-07-2006, 21:34
By the way, I never got why people LIKE to fear God.
I never understood it either. Religion seems to be more weakness than strength. A form of emotional masochism perhaps? Why submit to such an asshole? And one lacking physical form too. Is it the same psychology that traps people in abusive relationships?
Galloism
09-07-2006, 21:51
Did anyone read that whole thing, the entire time waiting for a punchline that never happened?
Demented Hamsters
09-07-2006, 22:11
I love how Chick manages to get Catholicism in his tirade against Islam.
He so hates the Catholics. More so than any other religion.
Demented Hamsters
09-07-2006, 22:13
WWSD
What would Scooby do?
Demented Hamsters
09-07-2006, 22:14
Anyone notice the picture on the wall in this strip:
http://www.chick.com/tractimages79151/1031/1031_04.gif
That is one scary-ass evil looking dog!
Cannot think of a name
09-07-2006, 22:15
Wow, I thought Jack Chick was past tense, like a nutbag nostolgia case. I didn't know these things where still coming out...
Turquoise Days
09-07-2006, 22:21
Well, it does you good to laugh.
Nodinia
09-07-2006, 22:30
Anyone notice the picture on the wall in this strip:
http://www.chick.com/tractimages79151/1031/1031_04.gif
That is one scary-ass evil looking dog!

Obviously a papist...
WangWee
09-07-2006, 22:43
http://www.superdickery.com/images/propaganda/GOD.jpg
Dobbsworld
09-07-2006, 22:49
http://www.superdickery.com/images/propaganda/GOD.jpg
Incredible. I had just seen this cover earlier today on the Superdickery site...
WangWee
09-07-2006, 23:02
Incredible. I had just seen this cover earlier today on the Superdickery site...
Me too! This is getting incredibler and incredibuler as we speak!
Cabra West
09-07-2006, 23:09
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp?wpc=1031_01.asp&wpp=a

I'm feeling slightly sick after reading this garbage....
Quaon
09-07-2006, 23:19
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp?wpc=1031_01.asp&wpp=a
Chick...that man thinks the Pope has a database of all protestants. Do you really give a damn about what he says?
Dolfinsafia
09-07-2006, 23:59
WTFWJD?

Very nice :)
Linthiopia
10-07-2006, 00:20
...

I thought the comic was a joke at first. BUT THE PUNCHLINE NEVER CAME. IT NEVER CAME!

*cries*
Bolol
10-07-2006, 01:21
How anyone could believe that garbage is beyond me. :rolleyes:

How Mr. Chick can sleep at night is beyond me...
Demented Hamsters
10-07-2006, 02:46
Jack Chick, of all people, should know exactly how a narrow-minded, hate-filled, bigotted fundamentalist would feel.

So perhaps rather than ridiculing him, we should take note of his opines and thoughts of radical Islam. After all, he speaks with the same thoughts as them.



Incidently, docha love how easy swayed the ppl in his cartoons are?
"Muslims are nice"
"No, they're not! They're evil!"
"Really?"
"Yep. Nasty buggers them. God said so"
"Oh. Well, I hate them now, too"
"Great. Now let's go bash a few Jews and Catholics"
Dobbsworld
10-07-2006, 05:13
Jack Chick, of all people, should know exactly how a narrow-minded, hate-filled, bigotted fundamentalist would feel.
I find myself wondering - if he's anti-Muslim, anti-Catholic, and anti-Jew - well, what's left?

Snake-handlers? The people who speak in tongues? The Hare Krishnas?

Who?
Maineiacs
10-07-2006, 06:42
Very nice :)


Glad you like it. I may put it in my sig.
Maineiacs
10-07-2006, 06:52
I love how Chick manages to get Catholicism in his tirade against Islam.
He so hates the Catholics. More so than any other religion.


I especially love how he implies we basically created Islam. Apparently he forgot the Crusades? Right, the Catholic Church went to war with their Islamic "agents". ... Or did we? :D
Xisla Khan
10-07-2006, 07:12
Quite funny.

Some how the message in this tract seems a little less focused. I can't tell why...

Maybe he is trying to sell too much with too little cartoon?

Or that putting two angry prophets in the same tract somehow dilutes the moral impact?
Greater Alemannia
10-07-2006, 07:33
Hmm... dunno about the moon god stuff, but the bit about the fundies being "very good muslims" sounds right.
The Gay Street Militia
10-07-2006, 10:46
WTFWJD?

ROTFLSHINSMP-TGIDBI@W

or

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard I nearly shit my pants-- thank gawd I didn't because I'm @ work :D

I love it. Gotta get a t-shirt... or a hexagonal set of those dogtags... or a tattoo! heehee
Cannot think of a name
10-07-2006, 10:53
And yet they advocate a legal system based on a literal interpretation of Leviticus.
To be fair (for fucksake why? Ah hell...) you really have to look at fundimentalism like coffee-there are actually a lot of different flavors of them that have thier different characteristics that aren't always noticable to people who can't fucking stand coffee.
Demented Hamsters
10-07-2006, 11:44
I find myself wondering - if he's anti-Muslim, anti-Catholic, and anti-Jew - well, what's left?

Snake-handlers? The people who speak in tongues? The Hare Krishnas?

Who?
Well, he seems to like the Jews.
Overly so.
Check this cartoon out:
Love the Jews (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1000/1000_01.asp)
Apparently every bad thing that has ever happened in the history of the World is directly attributible to not giving the Jews what they want.
Maybe we shouldn't though. They'll just get spoilt rotten if we cave into them every time.

Though in this one, he has the Jews going to Hell:
Burn Jews Burn! (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0014/0014_01.asp)

Guess Chick's getting confused in his old age as to who to hate and why.

This one he goes for the full splatter gun effect and attacks Islam, Catholicism (love the menacing priest) and Judiasm:
I hate them all! (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0018/0018_01.asp)

Puts the boot in on gays:
Jack Chick hates fags (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0084/0084_01.asp)

Hates the Hindus:
No is safe from my hate (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0070/0070_01.asp)

Hates Communists (and for some reason thinks they're Catholic as well!):
Is there anyone I like? (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0053/0053_01.asp)

Hates D&D players (who apparently are learning D&D so they can become real witches):
Please help me I have nothing left in my life bar the hate (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp)
LiberationFrequency
10-07-2006, 11:58
If I was the girl in the starting cartoon I'd ask the old man if he'd been taking his meds...
Nagak
10-07-2006, 18:13
I don't know whether to be terrified of sad. Course, I'll make up for it by laughing. Go take a look at the Bashing of evolution, thats always good for a laugh. Oh and of course the D&D one mentioned above is such a load of crap I could barely stand I was laughing so hard. I should print these out and bring them to school, I'm sure I'll have every rational soul rallying against Chick in no time.

Oh and how does the cult of Kali have any kind of link to actual Hindu culture. Kali (from what I remember) is a low level deity of death and thievery, I'm pretty sure most of her followers were wiped out in the 1800's. Basicly, Chick messed up his Hinduism, hell I'm not even sure Kali is a hindu deity. Could we have some clarification from an actual hindy please, I'd actually like to know.
Tactical Grace
10-07-2006, 19:22
Catholic communists? :rolleyes:

The whole premise of christianity and every other religion is discredited when people cherry-pick their own ranks for those that are supposed to be the most holy.
Deep Kimchi
10-07-2006, 19:23
Catholic communists? :rolleyes:

The whole premise of christianity and every other religion is discredited when people cherry-pick their own ranks for those that are supposed to be the most holy.
Are there actually people who read Jack Chick and take it seriously?
Tactical Grace
10-07-2006, 19:39
Are there actually people who read Jack Chick and take it seriously?
Maybe not, but there are tens of millions of christians out there, many in the US, many elsewhere, whose views are broadly in line with those expressed above. The same goes for followers of every other major religion - islam in particular, hinduism, etc. It seems the moment a religion becomes influential, it is split by people deciding that their interpretation should hold sway. Where really what they want is the influence it brings.
Deep Kimchi
10-07-2006, 19:40
Maybe not, but there are tens of millions of christians out there, many in the US, many elsewhere, whose views are broadly in line with those expressed above. The same goes for followers of every other major religion - islam in particular, hinduism, etc. It seems the moment a religion becomes influential, it is split by people deciding that their interpretation should hold sway. Where really what they want is the influence it brings.
I belong to a Pentacostal church here in Virginia, and NO ONE thinks the Jack Chick tracts are to be taken seriously - they are considered a bad joke.

It might be giving Chick too much credit to say that "tens of millions" are somehow in line with his tracts.
Eutrusca
10-07-2006, 19:52
Jack Chick using London bombing...
And this comes as some sort of suprise to anyone??? :eek:
Wallonochia
10-07-2006, 20:02
Are there actually people who read Jack Chick and take it seriously?

You'd be surprised. When I was a young fundie I read Chick tracts. My church even had stacks of them to be handed out.
Quaon
10-07-2006, 22:27
Are there actually people who read Jack Chick and take it seriously?
Yes, there are. Their name starts with an F.

Mods, that's not Fuckers, fundies, duh.
Tactical Grace
10-07-2006, 22:28
You'd be surprised. When I was a young fundie I read Chick tracts. My church even had stacks of them to be handed out.
What made you see the light?
Anarchic Conceptions
10-07-2006, 22:35
And this comes as some sort of suprise to anyone??? :eek:

Well I for one felt he had some sense of decorum.

Well... maybe not.
Anarchic Conceptions
10-07-2006, 22:37
What made you see the light?

The light bringer?
Quaon
10-07-2006, 22:40
I just realized something. In "Big Daddy," when the 'genius' Christian boy claims that a human skull from 212 million years ago was found, he killed his own young world argument.
Dobbsworld
10-07-2006, 22:54
The light bringer?
Ahh, now that'd be the archetype best known as Prometheus.
Eutrusca
10-07-2006, 23:14
Well I for one felt he had some sense of decorum.

Well... maybe not.
Heh! Whew! For a moment there I was beginning to wonder about you! ;)
Dobbsworld
10-07-2006, 23:17
Ahh, now that'd be the archetype best known as Prometheus.
...which happens to be one of two archetypes I venerate.
JuNii
10-07-2006, 23:19
Ahh, now that'd be the archetype best known as Prometheus.
I thought it was because of the holy relic Dure-A-Cel the wearer of the Copper Top.
Dobbsworld
10-07-2006, 23:27
I thought it was because of the holy relic Dure-A-Cel the wearer of the Copper Top.
Nothing saying "Dure-A-Cel" can't be the same archetype. Like Aries or Mars, Wotan or Jupiter, Artemis or Kali... archetypes aren't tied into specifics.

The way I knew the archetype was as "the Giver of the Gift", the Gift being light/fire/insight/knowledge. But I could spot right away that this archetype was perhaps best remembered popularly as the Titan, Prometheus.

Sorry if it's not a witty or even a droll response, but - we're treading on Dobbsy's actual personal spiritual beliefs right now.
Hortopia
10-07-2006, 23:40
fuck...

i think jenny would probably cut out racist old gramps by patronising him about a second into that kill-the-arabs spiel and dosed him up to the eyeballs with meds to stop him getting fired up. what a load of crap. you could make the same arguments against chrisitianity by quoting different surahs and verses.
JuNii
10-07-2006, 23:52
Nothing saying "Dure-A-Cel" can't be the same archetype. Like Aries or Mars, Wotan or Jupiter, Artemis or Kali... archetypes aren't tied into specifics.

The way I knew the archetype was as "the Giver of the Gift", the Gift being light/fire/insight/knowledge. But I could spot right away that this archetype was perhaps best remembered popularly as the Titan, Prometheus.

Sorry if it's not a witty or even a droll response, but - we're treading on Dobbsy's actual personal spiritual beliefs right now.no prob, just trying to keep things Light without getting all Dark and Heavy. :p
Maineiacs
11-07-2006, 00:02
I love the one about evolution where he claims that the fact that the Great Barrier reef is 4200 years old and the oldest living tree is about 4300 proves that a) the world could not possibly be more than a few thousand years old, and b) that their age (assuming he has the figures right) proves that Noah's flood occurred at that time. Should I point out that obvious logical fallacy in that, or would someone else like to?
Mt Sam
11-07-2006, 00:10
http://homepage.mac.com/gmst/WMTPD-0.jpg

I wish more people would steal his cartoons and rewrite/re-edit them for humourous purposes. I'd link in to my own re-edit (Where's My Toilet Paper, Damnit?), but I've kinda already done that one to death on these fora already.

Tell you what, if anyone wants the link to a SubGenius Chick parody, TG me, and I'll eventually get around to sending 'em to you.

There are some brilliant ones but Chick's lawyers tend to swoop down on them pretty fast.

There used to be a hilarious Cthulhu one... I believe i have the last surviving copy in the world ;)
Adriatica III
11-07-2006, 00:15
One that fused worship of Bachus, the god of wine, Apollo, the god of the sun, and Mithras the fertility god was born on December 25'th and raised from the dead.

I'm not quite sure how the cross is any more idolitrous than any symbol. We don't worship the cross, we worship the person who was on it and what he did. He could have died in any other fashion.
Mt Sam
11-07-2006, 00:25
Jack Chick knows as much about Christianity as he does about Islam.

The day his printing press burns to the ground will be a happy one for all people of faith
Dobbsworld
11-07-2006, 00:29
no prob, just trying to keep things Light without getting all Dark and Heavy. :p
Understood.

http://scrubmax.easystorecreator.com/images/images_1330/theme/LIGHT_FEATHER.gif

Not

http://www.mutelibtech.com/mute/jsbx/heavy-bubble-t.gif

No, sirree.
Dobbsworld
11-07-2006, 02:16
Aww, why do I always hafta be the one to kill a thread, anyways?
Ilie
11-07-2006, 02:18
Aww, why do I always hafta be the one to kill a thread, anyways?

We can keep it going! You and me, Dobbsworld. *keeps it going*
People without names
11-07-2006, 02:41
Jack shit, more like.

OH you are a funny one, how long did that one take you?
People without names
11-07-2006, 02:49
JACK ChIcK IS a Gud maN hu NoS mORe AbOt ChrisTYanUty ThEn U.

oh, i get it

Christians are stupid. right?

you are also a funny one
Dobbsworld
11-07-2006, 03:00
So much for keeping it light, JuNii.
Anarchic Conceptions
11-07-2006, 18:09
Ahh, now that'd be the archetype best known as Prometheus.

Never seen it that way before.

There used to be a hilarious Cthulhu one... I believe i have the last surviving copy in the world ;)

Don't be too sure:

http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?p=135
Kherberusovichnya
11-07-2006, 18:50
I love how Chick manages to get Catholicism in his tirade against Islam.
He so hates the Catholics. More so than any other religion.

I haven't read to the end of this thread, so I might be repeating. But Battle-Axe Ministries, which is some branch of the whole Chick Dynasty somehow, makes the connection clear in a bunch of their books.

In a nutshell, the early Catholic Church, evil anti-Christians that they are, used subversion, devil summoning, and some other evil hoodoo to CREATE ISLAM, in order that it would be a scourge to real Christians in its' infancy, and be a convenient paper tiger in its senescence for the evil Catholics to rally against, in order to prove their "Christianity" and willingness to defend their deluded flocks against "the pagan threat".
JuNii
11-07-2006, 18:56
So much for keeping it light, JuNii.
*sigh*

yeah, a hard task in any religious baised thread...
Kherberusovichnya
11-07-2006, 18:59
Are there actually people who read Jack Chick and take it seriously?

Sad to say, yes. In Illinois and Indiana, anyhow.

One of them was in a graduate class of mine. Like myself, he intends to become a high-school teacher. Not ill-educated, not young and inexperienced either. Just accepting of a world-view that made him sound completely crazy and at odds with damn near everything I consider civilized.
Oh, and he was completely convinced everyone else, outside of his church, was deluded or stupid.

And he told us this. Often in the midst of presentations that were ostensibly about other things.

His church was in line with everything Chick/BattleAxe stand for. He often would get into impassioned arguments with everyone, including other Protestants, and call them idolators and pagans.

Yep, he was a real Georgia peach...
Laerod
11-07-2006, 19:01
Well, he seems to like the Jews.
Overly so.
Check this cartoon out:
Love the Jews (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1000/1000_01.asp)
Apparently every bad thing that has ever happened in the history of the World is directly attributible to not giving the Jews what they want.
Maybe we shouldn't though. They'll just get spoilt rotten if we cave into them every time.Germany hasn't been a catholic nation since before the 30 years War. And I doubt Hitler ever took orders from the Vatican... Good grief, this man is not only a rabid fundamentalist madman, he's a historical revisionist...
Tactical Grace
11-07-2006, 19:43
OH you are a funny one, how long did that one take you?
It was instant. The moment I saw the name, I knew. And the content... only a complete retard would believe that shit.
Jenrak
11-07-2006, 19:49
Filthy conversion methods...what a tricky fella this guy is.
Laerod
11-07-2006, 20:13
Filthy conversion methods...what a tricky fella this guy is.Beats being tortured into accepting Christ by a few men in red robes though... :p
Jenrak
11-07-2006, 20:14
Beats being tortured into accepting Christ by a few men in red robes though... :p

Hey, the Inquisitors aren't that bad. *reads on them*

Oh wait, never mind. ^^
Anarchic Conceptions
11-07-2006, 20:51
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp?wpc=1031_01.asp&wpp=a

Not sure what convinced him to release this on the same day:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp?wpc=1031_01.asp&wpp=a

Described as "The message of "Allah Had No Son" redrawn for black readers."

Not sure if he is running out of ideas and rehashing ideas quite explicity or if an image consultant persuaded him is was a good idea.
The Order of Crete
11-07-2006, 20:52
... its a shame some of my more fanatical brothers don't target him isnt it... :mad: fuck that racist basterd...
LiberationFrequency
11-07-2006, 20:59
I'm really surprised he hasn't attacked rock music yet
New Foxxinnia
11-07-2006, 21:08
I'm really surprised he hasn't attacked rock music yet
He has.
Anarchic Conceptions
11-07-2006, 21:11
I'm really surprised he hasn't attacked rock music yet

You were saying? (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp)
Wallonochia
11-07-2006, 21:36
What made you see the light?

What made me stop being a religious fundie? I grew up. My few years of real religious zeal (from 13 to about 16) were part of the typical teenage anger at the world. I just found a group that gave me a "reason" for my anger. Eventually I came to find the whole thing (religion) to be rather silly.
Eris Rising
11-07-2006, 23:41
And yet they advocate a legal system based on a literal interpretation of Leviticus.

And they do so while wearing a poly coton blend.
Tactical Grace
12-07-2006, 00:33
What made me stop being a religious fundie? I grew up. My few years of real religious zeal (from 13 to about 16) were part of the typical teenage anger at the world. I just found a group that gave me a "reason" for my anger. Eventually I came to find the whole thing (religion) to be rather silly.
Cool. Glad you turned out OK. Too many people are lost forever. :(
Wallonochia
12-07-2006, 01:59
Cool. Glad you turned out OK. Too many people are lost forever. :(

I seemed to do things kinda backwards. As a teenager I was a neo-con religious zealot über-patriot. I spend 4 years in the Army and I'm an agnostic neo-secessionist social democrat.
Tactical Grace
12-07-2006, 07:58
I seemed to do things kinda backwards. As a teenager I was a neo-con religious zealot über-patriot. I spend 4 years in the Army and I'm an agnostic neo-secessionist social democrat.
Wow. I bet it doesn't happen often.