NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes folks, I'm THIS bored.

Here's a riddle:

What can't named without breaking it?

Might be kind of easy for most, but here's some more easy ones:

1) What looses a head in the morning, and gains a head in the evening?

2) What word if pronounced right is wrong and if pronounced wrong is right?

3) What is at the beginning of eternity and ends space & time?

4) This Creature is part man & part tree, he hates termites as much as the flea, his tracks do not match, his limbs may detach, but he's not a strange creature to see

If you can be bothered, have geuss, and feel free to post your own riddles / jokes.

First one: silence

1) Dunno

2) Wrong

3) 'E'

4) Dunno

Three outta five ain't bad :D

Yes folks, I'm THIS bored.

Here's a riddle:

What can't named without breaking it?

Might be kind of easy for most, but here's some more easy ones:

1) What looses a head in the morning, and gains a head in the evening?

2) What word if pronounced right is wrong and if pronounced wrong is right?

3) What is at the beginning of eternity and ends space & time?

4) This Creature is part man & part tree, he hates termites as much as the flea, his tracks do not match, his limbs may detach, but he's not a strange creature to see

If you can be bothered, have geuss, and feel free to post your own riddles / jokes.

Silence

1)?
2)wrong
3) e
4)WTF?

First one: silence

1) Dunno

2) Wrong

3) 'E'

4) Dunno

Three outta five ain't bad :D

show off!.. they were pretty easy though... *looks for more*

Silence

1)?
2)wrong
3) e
4)WTF?

sorry but WTF is the wrong answer :P

Man I hate being beaten to the post!

*shakes fist*

Grr!@you!!!!!!!!!!! :headbang:

1) Pillow! :D

1) Pillow! :D

correct!

4) A man with a wooden leg.

silence

1) pillows
2) wrong
3) E
4) a guy with a wooden leg?

beaten to it :(

4) A man with a wooden leg.

yup!

Ok.. some more:

1 If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?


2 When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

yup!

Ok.. some more:

1 If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?


2 When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
1) 5
2) when you're a mouse?

1) 5
2) when you're a mouse?

yes, and yes!

... there's a mensa quiz coming...

correct!

Woo-Hoo!!!!!!!!! what about people who work nights though? That riddle doesn't work then! Your logic is flawed and your world will implode!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D ;) :p :) :eek: :D

1 If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
Depends how dark it is. Only in pitch-blackness will it be possible to mistake the whites for any other; in any other case, only 2 socks need be pulled out to get a pair of whites.

What Do They Stand For?

First Ten:

24 H in a D
26 L of the A
7 D of the W
7 W of the W
12 S of the Z
66 B of the B
52 C in a P (WJs)
13 S in the USF
18 H on a G C
39 B of the O T

What Do They Stand For?

First Ten:

24 H in a D
26 L of the A
7 D of the W
7 W of the W
12 S of the Z
66 B of the B
52 C in a P (WJs)
13 S in the USF
18 H on a G C
39 B of the O T

24 hours in a day
26 letters of the alphabet
7 days of the week
not sure...
12 signs of the zodiac
66 books in the bible
not sure...
not sure...
not sure...
39 books of the old testament

I love these :D

correct!

Not for my pillow.

*runs away laughing with his own cunning*

BTW, you spamrific!

What Do They Stand For?

First Ten:

24 H in a D
26 L of the A
7 D of the W
7 W of the W
12 S of the Z
66 B of the B
52 C in a P (WJs)
13 S in the USF
18 H on a G C
39 B of the O T
24 hours in a day
?
7 days of the week
7wonders of the world
12 signs of the zodiac
?
52 cards in a pack (without jokers)
?
18 holes on a golf course
?

24 hours in a day
26 letters of the alphabet
7 days of the week
not sure...
12 signs of the zodiac
66 books in the bible
not sure...
not sure...
not sure...
39 books of the old testament

I love these :D

not bad!>. the ones you got were right.

I'll be posting these in sets off 10 (or so, there are 33) and i'll post a complete list of answers.

24 hours in a day
?
7 days of the week
7wonders of the world
12 signs of the zodiac
?
52 cards in a pack (without jokers)
?
18 holes on a golf course
?

Yup

5 T on a F
90 D in a R A
3 B M (S H T R)
32 is the T in D F at which W F
15 P in a R T
3 W on a T
100 C in a R
11 P in a F (S) T
12 M in a Y
13=UFS
8 T on a O

oo, 13 stripes on the United States Flag

5 T on a F
90 D in a R A
3 B M (S H T R)
32 is the T in D F at which W F
15 P in a R T
3 W on a T
100 C in a R
11 P in a F (S) T
12 M in a Y
13=UFS
8 T on a O

Whoa... these just got a lot harder... and I have lots to do so I really mustn't spend as much time/effort as I'd like decoding them.

*Backs out*

Whoa... these just got a lot harder... and I have lots to do so I really mustn't spend as much time/effort as I'd like decoding them.

*Backs out*

lightweight ;)

5 T on a F
90 D in a R A
3 B M (S H T R)
32 is the T in D F at which W F
15 P in a R T
3 W on a T
100 C in a R
11 P in a F (S) T
12 M in a Y
13=UFS
8 T on a O
90 Degrees in a Right Angle
3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)
32 is the Temperature in Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes
15 Players in a Rugby Team (should be RUT - Rugby Union Team)
11 Players in a Football (Soccer) Team
12 Months in a Year

lightweight ;)

Lightweight with mechanics, pure, philosophy and physics homework due in tomorrow :D

29 D in F in a L Y
27 B in the N T
365 D in a Y
13 L in a B D
52 W in a Y
9 L of a C
60 M in a H
23 P of C in the H B
64 S on a C B
9 P in S A
6 B to an O in C
1000 Y in a M

Lightweight with mechanics, pure, philosophy and physics homework due in tomorrow :D

lol

and i have house work to do.. so enjoy for now - i'll post the answers later

90 Degrees in a Right Angle
3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)
32 is the Temperature in Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes
15 Players in a Rugby Team (should be RUT - Rugby Union Team)
11 Players in a Football (Soccer) Team
12 Months in a Year

I love it when you get technical :p

24 H in a D ***** * * * * 24 hours in a day
26 L of the A *** 26 letters of the alphabet
7 D of the W *** 7 days of the week
7 W of the W 7 wonders of the world
12 S of the Z **** 12 signs of the zodiac
66 B of the B *** 66 books in the bible
52 C in a P (WJs) ** 52 cars in a pack (without jokers)
13 S in the USF ** 13 stripes on the United States Flag
18 H on a G C **** 18 holes on a golf course
39 B of the O T *** 39 books of the old testiment
5 T on a F ***** * * * * * * 5 toes on a foot
90 D in a R A ** 90 Degrees in a Right Angle
*3 B M (S H T R) **** 3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)
32 is the T in D F at which W F 32 is the temperature in degreed farenhiet at which water freezes
15 P in a R T *** 15 Players on a rugby team
3 W on a T **** 3 Wheels on a tricycle
100 C in a R *** 100 cents in a round
11 P in a F (S) T *** 11 players in a football (soccer) team
12 M in a Y **** 12 months in a year
13=UFS ***** * * * * * * * 13 is unlucky for some
8 T on a O ***** * * * * * * 8 tenticles on an octopus
29 D in F in a L Y ** 29 days in february in a leap year
27 B in the N T **** 27 books to the new testament
365 D in a Y *** 365 days in the year
13 L in a B D ** 13 loaves in a bakers dozen
52 W in a Y *** 52 weeks in the year
9 L of a C ***** * * * * * * * 9 lives of a cat
60 M in a H **** 60 minutes in a hour
23 P of C in the H B *** 23 pairs of choromosomes in the human body
64 S on a C B *** 64 squares on a chess board
9 P in S A ***** * * 9 provinces of south africa
6 B to an O in C *** 6 balls to an over in cricket
1000 Y in a M **** 1000 years in a millenium