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Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen

Ok, so it's a sunday afternoon, I have nothing to do, so I thought I'd watch the mid-day movie, even though it was a teen movie, because some teen movies can be kind of entertaining in a stupidly funny sort of way.

You know when something is SO bad that you just cant not watch it? Well, thats what it was like. Slap Her, She's French (I really should have known from the title) is the WORST teen drama I've seen. The one good thing about it was the guy who played *I'm In Love With The Popular Girl But She Doesnt Know I Exist* character was kind of hot.

The reason I know it was exceptionally bad, is because it motivated me to start a thread about shitty movies.

What's the worst movie you've seen?

the beast of yucca flats

Napoleon Dynamite was the worst piece of shite I have ever seen.

its a tie between Eurotrip, Dude Where's My Car (which is pretty funny/good when you're high but apart from that its shite), and American Dreamz... i think the last one might just pinch it though (even though the company was great :fluffle: )

its a tie between Eurotrip, Dude Where's My Car (which is pretty funny/good when you're high but apart from that its shite), and American Dreamz... i think the last one might just pinch it though (even though the company was great :fluffle: )

Hey, I really liked Eurotrip! True, the full frontal male nudity was a bit disturbing, and I ahted it the first time I saw it because of that. But once you get beyond that, you notice that the movie is hilarious. Dammit, I now have Scotty Doesn't Know stuck in my head. Again.

Napoleon Dynamite was the worst piece of shite I have ever seen.

Fully Agree

the original Hills Have Eyes

Oh, I've seen so many bad movies, they've sort of been rolled all together in my mind...

Hey, I really liked Eurotrip! True, the full frontal male nudity was a bit disturbing, and I ahted it the first time I saw it because of that. But once you get beyond that, you notice that the movie is hilarious. Dammit, I now have Scotty Doesn't Know stuck in my head. Again.
well i generally just didn't like it but i only saw it once and it was ages ago. i liked the bits (any bits) with michelle trachtenburg (yummy :D) but other than that... meh.

By far, Ghost Ship is the worst friggin movie I've seen in my life.

Recent one? Scary Movie IV.

Dude Where's My Car (which is pretty funny/good when you're high but apart from that its shite)

I think the only funny thing in that movie was the guy who lived under the stairs and pissed in the potplant every morning.

Recent one? Scary Movie IV.



I think the only funny thing in that movie was the guy who lived under the stairs and pissed in the potplant every morning.

they're still making those?... wow

'The Wraith' with Charlie Sheen. Terrible, terrible movie.

well i generally just didn't like it but i only saw it once and it was ages ago. i liked the bits (any bits) with michelle trachtenburg (yummy :D) but other than that... meh.

You really should see it again. I hated it the first time I saw it- but once you know what scene to avert your eyes in (to avoid seeing the weinerfest), the movie is quite funny. And Michelle is delicious...

Wild Wild West. *shudders*

You really should see it again. I hated it the first time I saw it- but once you know what scene to avert your eyes in (to avoid seeing the weinerfest), the movie is quite funny. And Michelle is delicious...

It's a penis. I'm sure you had seen at least one before you saw that one. No need to over-compensate.

Napoleon Dynamite was the worst piece of shite I have ever seen.

you are sick and twisted napolean dynmite was hiliarious you have no sense of humor. may you rot in hell!:upyours:

you are sick and twisted napolean dynmite was hiliarious you have no sense of humor. may you rot in hell!:upyours:

wow - i'm feeling some repressed emotions from this one

:p

I hate romantic comedies so they'll have to go in the bin. Dude where's My Car is awful, as is The Pope must Die.

you are sick and twisted napolean dynmite was hiliarious you have no sense of humor. may you rot in hell!

Oh, get over it. Napoleon Dynomite sucked. It was a snooze-fest with ugly people.

National Security.

One long racist joke.

An Irish-American cop is caught on camera, apparently beating up a black man, and is sent to prison. After his release from prison, the two find themselves working for the same security firm, and must join forces to foil a gang of scrap metal smugglers.

:rolleyes:

Wild Wild West. *shudders*
I agree, not good at all...

It's a penis. I'm sure you had seen at least one before you saw that one. No need to over-compensate.


Sorry. But as a straight guy, I do not wish to view any penis other than my own. And there is not A penis in the movie. It is a nude beach scene, devoid of women. There are many, many penises. Peni.

Napoleon Dynamite was the worst piece of shite I have ever seen.

Rockrollistan is prepared to adopt this position.

Sorry. But as a straight guy, I do not wish to view any penis other than my own. And there is not A penis in the movie. It is a nude beach scene, devoid of women. There are many, many penises. Peni.

Thats some hard core anti peni movement you got going on there... the human body is a natural and, for the most part, a beautiful thing!

Babes in Toyland made me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spork, then douse the holes with acid.

Sorry. But as a straight guy, I do not wish to view any penis other than my own. And there is not A penis in the movie. It is a nude beach scene, devoid of women. There are many, many penises. Peni.

The non-English plural you are looking for is "penes," not "peni," and going "yucky, yucky, penis!!!" over and over and over again is more likely to make people question your heterosexuality than it is to reaffirm it, because people who are secure in their sexuality can see as many penises or vaginas as they want without it affecting them in the least. Just a tip.

The non-English plural you are looking for is "penes," not "peni," and going "yucky, yucky, penis!!!" over and over and over again is more likely to make people question your heterosexuality than it is to reaffirm it, because people who are secure in their sexuality can see see as many penises or vaginas as they want without it affecting them in the least. Just a tip.

and boobs... you forgot boobs :)

Rockrollistan is prepared to adopt this position.

Ditto me.

My worst film ever, The Patriot with Mel Gibson. Personaly as a British person I was offended by it.

and boobs... you forgot boobs :)

Meh, boobs are so 1950s.

Meh, boobs are so 1950s.

hmm.. yeah.. this is true

I changed my mind, Freddy got Fingered, it's not the least bit funny, it's just really really ott gross, it made me wanna throw up

The worst movies I recall seeing are Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor, and Shapeshifter.

I agree, not good at all...

Not good at all? Understatement of the thread. That's the only film I've been to where the entire audience did a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 "let's make sarcastic comments about the film" shtick in unison. Really, no one shushed anyone who made their disgust at the film clear - I would have walked out, had it not been for the audience's funny remarks and the opportunity to make some of my own.

Two letters, one crap film.

A.I.

The non-English plural you are looking for is "penes," not "peni,"
I was attempting to utilize a concept you appear to be unfamiliar with- humor.

and going "yucky, yucky, penis!!!" over and over and over again is more likely to make people question your heterosexuality than it is to reaffirm it, because people who are secure in their sexuality can see see as many penises or vaginas as they want without it affecting them in the least. Just a tip.

Thank you for sharing your self-righteous PC lecture with me. It is obvious you have no problem looking at male anatomy all day, but, like most straight men, I prefer not to. Your not-so-subtle attempt to question my sexuality because of my preference for not viewing nude men did not go unnoticed, nor did your implication that I was immature for voicing said preference. However, your opinion of me is irrelevant. A tip for you: lighten up. Look up the word "joke", and try one out sometime. You'll live longer.

Two letters, one crap film.

A.I.

Oh, dang, you had to remind me! I had totally blocked it out. It almost hurt to watch.

Oh, dang, you had to remind me! I had totally blocked it out. It almost hurt to watch.

Yes, I saw Steven Spielberg walking down to the forest with a noose-shaped piece of rope after that film hit the cinemas. It's just horrible and was completely overrated by the Spielberg-loving critics.

Star Wars Episode Three: The Revenge of the Sith. The newest installment was devoid of plot (the whole story is technically ruined in the first two seconds of the film when Anakin faces off against Dooku, because there must always be two Sith Lords). There is next to no conflict, and no dramatic story can exist without conflict. The conversion to evil should have been sweepingly psychological and was, instead, pathetic. Oh, and the romantic dialogue made me want to gag. Seriously. A BAD movie.

~M. :-)

I was attempting to utilize a concept you appear to be unfamiliar with- humor.

Yeah, and you failed in the art of "funny," which is a vital part of "humour." "Peni" is just bad grammar.

Thank you for sharing your self-righteous PC lecture with me. It is obvious you have no problem looking at male anatomy all day, but, like most straight men, I prefer not to. Your not-so-subtle attempt to question my sexuality because of my preference for not viewing nude men did not go unnoticed, nor did your implication that I was immature for voicing said preference. However, your opinion of me is irrelevant. A tip for you: lighten up. Look up the word "joke", and try one out sometime. You'll live longer.

Yeah, there's that thing about "funny" again. "Yucky, yucky, penis" was not funny the first time, and it didn't magically become funny just because you kept repeating it - what it was all the time was immature, and then the repetition just became annoying. Oh, and what "most straight men" want or don't want, I seriously doubt you are more qualified than even RuPaul to say, seeing as most straight men can probably handle seeing a penis or two without bitching about it ad nauseum like some character from "Little Women."

Napoleon Dynamite was the worst piece of shite I have ever seen.

someone agrees with me

that movie was terrible and highly overrated. makes me lose all faith in humanity all over again

American Haunting was a terrible terrible movie. i think they ran out of time and money and decided to end it really quick. (it did have a chance up to the ending)

Man I've seen so many crappy movies I can't name them all but for me it's a toss up between:

Hershell Gordan Lewis's Blood Feast (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056875/) or Drive-in Massacre (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074434/)

I would have to say that Drive-in Massacre is worse than Blood feast, It has some of the worst acting, gore and the worst ending ever.

Wow, I definitely forgot just how bad (http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/s/shapeshifter.html) Shapeshifter was. Forget those other two movies, they may have been bad but this one was just plain horrific.

Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen

You know when something is SO bad that you just cant not watch it? Well, thats what it was like. Slap Her, She's French (I really should have known from the title) is the WORST teen drama I've seen.

I actually liked that film and found it hilarious. Though admittedly I was only twelve at the time, and had eaten like 40 packs of skittles.

Andy Warhols "Sleep". I didn't finish it though.

I actually liked that film and found it hilarious. Though admittedly I was only twelve at the time, and had eaten like 40 packs of skittles.

after that many skittles i'd find fluff on the carpet hillarious

infact, i STILl do.. i have a red colouring and suga 'thing' .. i got a bit nutty, in a fun way

:bump:

A.I. is the only film I've ever walked out of before the end. Its fucking terrible

speaking of movies people walk out of...

Midsommer Nights Dream with Calista Chuppa Chup Head Flokheart - what a load of tripe that was

Mulholland Drive. There are few films that I don't get but this beats all I mean wtf was it about. Ugh worst film ever. Although KillerClowns From Outer Space was just as bad (except it was so mindless that there was nothing to get except stiches in your side from laughing at the sheer crapness of the 'film' and I use that term loosely

I like David Lynch films. All except Dune, I can't bear myself to watch the whole thing. Mulholland Drive is probably his most easily accessible film, that and Blue Velvet.

Let's see...worst movie I ever saw...League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is definitely up there. They took a great comic and turned it into mindless bullshit. Constantine, because once again, stupid. After seeing Batman Begins and reading Batman comics, I can't even watch the Burton Batman movie anymore. Batman Returns was good though. Scary Movie 3 was horrible without the Wayans brothers. Armageddon is practically bullshit American propoganda. Same with Pearl Harbor. All of Michael Bay's movies actually.

There's tons more I can't remember.

Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen

Ok, so it's a sunday afternoon, I have nothing to do, so I thought I'd watch the mid-day movie, even though it was a teen movie, because some teen movies can be kind of entertaining in a stupidly funny sort of way.

You know when something is SO bad that you just cant not watch it? Well, thats what it was like. Slap Her, She's French (I really should have known from the title) is the WORST teen drama I've seen. The one good thing about it was the guy who played *I'm In Love With The Popular Girl But She Doesnt Know I Exist* character was kind of hot.

The reason I know it was exceptionally bad, is because it motivated me to start a thread about shitty movies.

What's the worst movie you've seen?

All of you are way, way off.

The worst movie I or anyone else have ever seen: Pink Flamingoes. I still feel like taking a bath every time I recall that I was stupid enough to see that piece of shit (pun definitely intended).

Down somewhere in the bottom five: Plan Nine from Outer Space.

And for something slightly more recent: Some Kind of Wonderful. Bad acting, hackneyed plot, and dialog no human being has ever even approximated in real life. I could have eaten a ream of paper and barfed a better script.

I was tempted to add Fahrenheit 9/11, but unlike with Pink Flamingoes, I wasn't stupid enough to see that piece of shit.

I avoid most movies that I think might be bad, but Bubba Ho-Tep blindsided me.

:bumps:

Worst movie ever?

Biker Zombies from Detroit (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298250/) followed closely by Dollman vs. The Demonic Toys (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106743/)

All of you are way, way off.
Agree with you on this one, but:

The worst movie I or anyone else have ever seen: Pink Flamingoes. I still feel like taking a bath every time I recall that I was stupid enough to see that piece of shit (pun definitely intended).

Down somewhere in the bottom five: Plan Nine from Outer Space.

Pink Flamingoes is great! John Waters is an awesome director. I didn't know he's too much for anyone else than Mr Tightass. Plan Nine from Outer Space is shitty but you just got to love those "special effects".

Many others seem to dislike films I very much enjoy. Like Bubba Ho-Tep. And I loved Napoleon Dynamite. I can't understand how anyone can hate it.

A.I. Armageddon etc are not good films but I'd never say that e.g. Armageddon is the worst movie ever. At least the shooting, editing etc is decent-good even if the narration sucks.

@Sonaj
I don't think that's ment to be watched from the beginning to an end. You got to be out of your mind to do that. ;)

I'm sure I'm seen worse films than Hangman's Curse but that's certainly one of the worst and the only title I recall at the moment. Anaconda was amazingly shitty too.

I seem to remember hearing about a film called 'Dragula'. It's about a vampire that dresses in drag... sounds great to me!

Star Wars Episode Three: The Revenge of the Sith. The newest installment was devoid of plot (the whole story is technically ruined in the first two seconds of the film when Anakin faces off against Dooku, because there must always be two Sith Lords). There is next to no conflict, and no dramatic story can exist without conflict. The conversion to evil should have been sweepingly psychological and was, instead, pathetic. Oh, and the romantic dialogue made me want to gag. Seriously. A BAD movie.

~M. :-)

I didnt mind it the plot was going crap because everyone knew pretty much what happened. what really annoyed me was like you the romanic dialouge, you simply CANNOT mix Sci-Fi with Shakespear, Lucas made the relationship between Anakin and padme to much like Romeo and Juliet and i like Shakespears work allot and i was annoyed.

No if any star wars movie deserves bad publicity it's Episode one. that just made no sense what so ever.

Napoleon Dynamite was the worst piece of shite I have ever seen.

i second this. napoleon dynamite sucked...and i'm usually pretty open to alternative/art house stuff. god it was irritating!

I was tempted to add Fahrenheit 9/11, but unlike with Pink Flamingoes, I wasn't stupid enough to see that piece of shit.

Farenheit 9/11 is a decent film. not a good documentary by any means but a decent film.

Worst film? Highlander 2. not only is it obvious they shoehorned the characters into an unrelated sci fi plot, they did it really badly. so badly that the 3rd film (which is poor but has its moments, mostly when it reminds me of the original) had to completely ignore it.

And Alien 3 because although its actually not bad it was such a waste of potential. endless dicking around with scripts and directors, and when they finally get a good director they screw him over and ruin his film.

No, you guys are missing out on the worst movie of all times. Manos: The Hands of Fate. Even the MST3K crew couldn't believe just how awful that damn thing is. As IMDB says, your eyes and ears will bleed!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/jusenkyoguide/notapproved.jpg

By far, Ghost Ship is the worst friggin movie I've seen in my life.

Are you kidding?? I just adored that movie.
Anyway... uhmmm....
I think that one of the worst movies I've ever seen is the War of the Worlds. Two hours about a girl crying and howling "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!" were more than I could stand.

Wild Wild West. *shudders*
What, where you strapped to a chair? On an airline where headphones where manditory? Desperate for a date?

I'm a fan of the original series and still couldn't find even the slightest bit of hope that that movie was watchable. I can't imagine why you would have subjected yourself to voluntarily.

What, where you strapped to a chair? On an airline where headphones where manditory? Desperate for a date?

I'm a fan of the original series and still couldn't find even the slightest bit of hope that that movie was watchable. I can't imagine why you would have subjected yourself to voluntarily.
I actually saw it on plane :D And I even paid for the headphones!

Oh, get over it. Napoleon Dynomite sucked. It was a snooze-fest with ugly people.
Oh no! Not ugly people!

Spy Hard went to see this with Ex Gf , who is a big Leslie Nielsen fan , what an utter crock of shite...not as funny as airplane , or naked gun...just unfunny from start to finish , even my ex didn't laugh...
what a piss poor film.

I'm going to take this-
Napoleon Dynamite was the worst piece of shite I have ever seen.
and calibrate it with this-
Hey, I really liked Eurotrip!
And then just back away slowly...

I actually saw it on plane :D And I even paid for the headphones!
I was a projectionist when that movie came out and only managed to watch enough to make sure it was in frame. Curiousity and boredom couldn't even attract me to that film.

I've been to student film screenings, so I've seen movies on a level of bad that would warp the scale. As such it's too hard to pick one...

just about anything that airs on sci-fi Channel except The Twilight Zone
also why are picking Napoleon Dynamite I mean I could defenatly see someone not liking or even hating it, but I dare you to say Napoleon Dynamite is worst than Post Impact, Slayer or Frankinfish those are a bad movies

The worst possible film ever is: The monkey king.

Only movie ever i didnt leave on play till it finished.

just about anything that airs on sci-fi Channel except The Twilight Zone
also why are picking Napoleon Dynamite I mean I could defenatly see someone not liking or even hating it, but I dare you to say Napoleon Dynamite is worst than Post Impact, Slayer or Frankinfish those are a bad movies
Shark Attack III: Megalodon! It has 'the line'...

I've been to student film screenings, so I've seen movies on a level of bad that would warp the scale. As such it's too hard to pick one...
heh, I know what you mean. I didn't even think about those in this thread as noone would know any of the films. (and I forget the titles the minute I walk out of the theatre)

Have you seen
THE MAN WITHOUT A BODY (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050676/)(W. Lee Wilder, Englanti 1957)
or DISCO 9000 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219646/) (D'Urville Martin, USA 1976)
Sounds promising, screenings on my hometown next saturday. I quess I just have to go. :D

Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen

Ok, so it's a sunday afternoon, I have nothing to do, so I thought I'd watch the mid-day movie, even though it was a teen movie, because some teen movies can be kind of entertaining in a stupidly funny sort of way.

You know when something is SO bad that you just cant not watch it? Well, thats what it was like. Slap Her, She's French (I really should have known from the title) is the WORST teen drama I've seen. The one good thing about it was the guy who played *I'm In Love With The Popular Girl But She Doesnt Know I Exist* character was kind of hot.

The reason I know it was exceptionally bad, is because it motivated me to start a thread about shitty movies.

What's the worst movie you've seen?

When this happenigns you know you're too deeply embroiled in NS to leave just like that quote

"NSG is like Hotel California, you can check out but you can never leave."

:) :D :p :eek:

National Security.

One long racist joke.

An Irish-American cop is caught on camera, apparently beating up a black man, and is sent to prison. After his release from prison, the two find themselves working for the same security firm, and must join forces to foil a gang of scrap metal smugglers.

:rolleyes:

I hate that movie with a passion. Such as passion that I almost used the F-U emoticon.

just about anything that airs on sci-fi Channel except The Twilight Zone
also why are picking Napoleon Dynamite I mean I could defenatly see someone not liking or even hating it, but I dare you to say Napoleon Dynamite is worst than Post Impact, Slayer or Frankinfish those are a bad movies

Yes, but once you understand the concept of "camp", those movies don't look nearly as bad as Napolean Dynamite.

No, you guys are missing out on the worst movie of all times. Manos: The Hands of Fate. Even the MST3K crew couldn't believe just how awful that damn thing is. As IMDB says, your eyes and ears will bleed!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/jusenkyoguide/notapproved.jpg


But the thing is, thats not using the cash factor. Unless you take into account the money they have, you don't get a good result. Take a group of people with no clue how to make a movie and no money, and if you get anything other than crap, its a fluke. But what if the people behind the movie have 50-75 or 100 Million USD, supposedly know (or know people who know) how to make films and STILL make a crap movie...

Spy Hard went to see this with Ex Gf , who is a big Leslie Nielsen fan , what an utter crock of shite...not as funny as airplane , or naked gun...just unfunny from start to finish , even my ex didn't laugh...
what a piss poor film.

I thought that was kinda funny.. i was drunk at the time though

I really didn't like "Lost in Translation" I guess I didn't follow the plot well though since I was actually coming out of anesthesia when I was watching it, it really seemed to be about nothing though.

When my husband was a youth minister I had a "slumber party" for the teen girls to get to know them and build trust and all that crap, and they brought movies, they were terrible, it's the "Bring it" series they are all the same, poor acting, same plot

"I wanna be a cheer leader"
"you can't we are too cool"
"I can do a lot of flips"
"we don't like you, but we want to win so you can be on the team"

ENTER TEAM THAT IS BETTER

"we are going to win"
"no WE are"

big stupid cheer competition

"wow, we like eachother, we will be best cheer friends forever"

:headbang:

then they brought the "save the last dance" type of movie which is the same as the cheer movie except replace cheer with dance. :rolleyes:

Alien 3 because although its actually not bad it was such a waste of potential. endless dicking around with scripts and directors, and when they finally get a good director they screw him over and ruin his film.

Yeah they totally messed up the whole Xenomorph=AIDS analogy.(Watching your friends and love ones dying from aids) Too bad cause each Alien movie was an analogy: Alien-(oral)sex/abortion. Aliens-Vietnam War. Alien3-AIDS Alien Reserrection-Cloning. Alien Reserrection was a total waste of film. Sigourny Weaver should have declined it.

Yeah they totally messed up the whole Zenomorph=AIDS analogy.(Watching your friends and love ones dying from aids) Too bad cause each Alien movie was an analogy: Alien-(oral)sex/abortion. Aliens-Vietnam War. Alien3-AIDS Alien Reserrection-Cloning. Alien Reserrection was a total waste of film. Sigourny Weaver should have declined it.
I'm still under the impression that with Alien Resurrection there is a good movie sitting somewhere on the cutting room floor, because there was some 'ghost images' of a better story that would pop up every now and then.

The most terrible movie i've had the displeasure to watch in recent memory is a stoner flick called Puff Puff Pass...only redeemed from negative stars by John C. McGinley's ridiculous, sarcastic grins toward the end. Others that rate similarly lowly are:

Aeon Flux
Idle Hands
Bad Boys II
You Got Served (I got tricked into seeing that...)
Swordfish

I'm still under the impression that with Alien Resurrection there is a good movie sitting somewhere on the cutting room floor, because there was some 'ghost images' of a better story that would pop up every now and then.

The Alien/Human hybrid & cloning Ripley was the only intresting plot ideas. The rest of the movie was just a rehash of the other movies.

Alien vs Predator sucked also wasn't scary or good action.

Really awful Alien/Jaws ripoff: Deep Blue Sea Someone needs to tell LL Cool Jay that he can't act. :headbang:

2001: A Space Odyssey

Don't give me any of that visionary bullshit. What kind of pretentious ass thinks he can get away with 15 minutes of blank screen? The book was amazing, the movie blew.

Although I thoroughly enjoyed A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, and Spartacus.

The Alien/Human hybrid & cloning Ripley was the only intresting plot ideas. The rest of the movie was just a rehash of the other movies.

Alien vs Predator sucked also wasn't scary or good action.

Really awful Alien/Jaws ripoff: Deep Blue Sea Someone needs to tell LL Cool Jay that he can't act. :headbang:
There was stuff but it didn't link to anything else, like it was part of a story that wasn't happening. That director has done such interesting stuff when not working on a franchise like Aliens that I can't help but think he had an intersting movie that the producers didn't understand.

Deep Blue Sea, if I'm thinking of the right movie, was one of those where I couldn't suspend disbelief enough to go see the movie. "We made the sharks brain larger, as a side effect it got smarter." Look, I know it's not a gaurantee that the shark would have gotten smarter, but don't you think it would be enough of a possibility that maybe you'd want to conduct this experiment some place where you could just walk away instead of going through the sharks natural habitat first? The great white that the Monterey Aquarium had could have been a fucking genius, but all I'd have to do is walk to my car and I pretty much don't have to worry about him.

2001: A Space Odyssey

Don't give me any of that visionary bullshit. What kind of pretentious ass thinks he can get away with 15 minutes of blank screen? The book was amazing, the movie blew.

Although I thoroughly enjoyed A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, and Spartacus.
After watching movies like Nostalgia, A Taste of Cherry, and Begotten that sequence (which isn't a blank screen) is damn near action packed.

Somebody never saw all of Swordfish. It kicked ass. Not to mention Halle.

As for worst movie of all time, easy five-way tie: Bring It On series (all three, yes, another one is coming out, so run to the hills) Save the Last Dance (what the lady said about it being the same to Bring It On) and of course, A Walk to Remember (unless you intend to get some sleep, then it's just what the doctor ordered).

Have adopted new, guaranteed, fool-proof life-saving process to avoid worst movies ever:

1. Make witty comment to defuse situation and turn attention of everybody away from you.
2. Dive into backpack for either portable DVD player or Video iPod.
3. Power up and attach headphones.
4. Place earpieces in proper position. Invulnerability now established.
5. Play awesome movie. Choices include Gladiator, any original Star Wars, any Spiderman, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, James Bond Classics collection, Batman 1&2, Scarface, Wes Craven's Dracula series, The Jackal, etc.

What’s with all the hate for Napoleon Dynamite? That movie is great.

The worst movie I’ve ever seen? Uh, Finding Neverland, only movie I ever fell asleep watching.

"Equilibrium"

Battlefield Earth

Deep Blue Sea, if I'm thinking of the right movie, was one of those where I couldn't suspend disbelief enough to go see the movie.

Your Correct!!!! Why would anyone try to make sharks smarter???? Is it me or does LL Cool J play the same character in every movie he is in?

2001: A Space Odyssey Don't give me any of that visionary bullshit. What kind of pretentious ass thinks he can get away with 15 minutes of blank screen? The book was amazing, the movie blew

You need to watch 2001: a Space Odyssey stoned.

What’s with all the hate for Napoleon Dynamite? That movie is great.

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who that it was hillarous. It wasn't some stupid gross-out sex comedy maybe thats why they didn't like it.

I try not to watch bad movies, but ...

Starship Troopers.

The Jackal
Which one? The old or the new?

You need to watch 2001: a Space Odyssey stoned.
Ah, yes, I can see that now... "Wow man, like... Wow. It's like... That rock, it wasn't put there by humans, dude... Dude? Ah fuck, I'm alone again... Hey, dude?"

Hey, starship Troopers kicked ass. In fact, add that to my list of acceptable awesome movies, simply for its ass-kicking action sequences, and of course, the forward thinking idea of mandatory unisex showers. No need to brag if you can just show off your distant but important relationship to a horse.

Which one? The old or the new?

One with Bruce Willis

One with Bruce Willis
Yeah, that was good... I kept falling asleep during the old one :(

Andy Warhols "Sleep". I didn't finish it though.

*buzzer sound*

I am sorry but I must call an age check on you.

Where in the world did you find it?

Where did you see it? I might have heard of you as I know one of the guys who put it together. He said it was beautiful watching people sitting and waiting for something to happen. He did mention that at the end he heard clapping. He turned and saw somebody had stayed through it all.

Was that you? :eek:

Starship Troopers sucks because the novel is basically pro-fascist. Paul Verhoeven who directed it made the movie as an anti-fascist, anti-millitaristic movie after he read the first two chapters from the novel and got depressed.

*buzzer sound*

I am sorry but I must call an age check on you.

Where in the world did you find it?

Where did you see it? I might have heard of you as I know one of the guys who put it together. He said it was beautiful watching people sitting and waiting for something to happen. He did mention that at the end he heard clapping. He turned and saw somebody had stayed through it all.

Was that you? :eek:
Actually, my brother showed it to me saying it was "awesome". Didn't tell me what it was though.

Bruno Mattei's Hell of the Living Dead

I like David Lynch films. All except Dune, I can't bear myself to watch the whole thing. Mulholland Drive is probably his most easily accessible film, that and Blue Velvet.

Let's see...worst movie I ever saw...League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is definitely up there. They took a great comic and turned it into mindless bullshit.
Yup. Blame Sean for that. Didn't like the druggy aspects.

Constantine, because once again, stupid.

Surprisingly, I didn't mind it as much.

After seeing Batman Begins and reading Batman comics, I can't even watch the Burton Batman movie anymore. Batman Returns was good though.
Burton still pawns shoemacher.

Scary Movie 3 was horrible without the Wayans brothers. Armageddon is practically bullshit American propoganda.


Why is it people can't seem to tune out the propaganda aspects?

Same with Pearl Harbor.

I thought you would be more pissed about stunts like a bomber flying down and straffing all the japanese soldiers and thus saving his friend *BARF*

Down somewhere in the bottom five: Plan Nine from Outer Space.



Sorry that is in the realm of it's so bad its now a classic rather then it sucks.....

Sorry that is in the realm of it's so bad its now a classic rather then it sucks.....


Agree with ya there man. My vote for the worst film of all time will remain Hell of the Living Dead. It doesn't even qualify for the 'so bad its good' title.

All these new films! ;)

I think the winner of the new film category is *drum roll*
The CatWoman! Nobody even mentioned it. It's the film that made people realise that Halle is only eye candy.

Now for two older films that made me feel ripped off even for a rental!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085672/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065832/

As one person commented!

recommend "Hercules in New York" to anyone who likes to go to the dentist or enjoys a hard punch in the nose. This is an hour and a half of pure agony.

:D

Cast overview, first billed only:
Arnold Schwarzenegger .... Hercules (as Arnold Strong)
Huh? :confused: Arnie was simply called "Arnold Strong"?

Edit: Oh, and they made some real funny mistakes in the movie to... Apparently, Zeus calls up Atlas and Samson to help Hercie :p

And Alien 3 because although its actually not bad it was such a waste of potential. endless dicking around with scripts and directors, and when they finally get a good director they screw him over and ruin his film.

I hated because they threw away everything from Aliens. Three perfectly good characeters, Hicks, Newt and Bishop. And then go with the old "Oh, the good guys don't have weapons, they need to outsmart the evil monster" thing. One thing I liked about Aliens was that the humans actually had a fighting chance in a stand up fight.

Hostel.

No doubt in my mind.

Torque. It's basically 'the fast and the furious' on motorcycles, but the most unbelievable things i've ever seen in a movie that was supposed to have a bit of realism were twofold: First, two chicks get into a bike fight. They use their bikes as weapons against one another, treating them like swords. Secondly, when the guy uses NOS on his motorcycle and threads through the city at speeds of 200 miles per hour plus, and manages to find the strength to weave in and out of traffic AND fire a gun... SO BAD!

you want a shitty movie??? THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!!! worst peice of shit i've ever seen. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: FUCK.

So my friend has a knack for picking really bad movies. Some of his picks

Robotjox (sp?) When the gym teacher from the Wonder Years is your lead actor, you are in trouble deep.

Ladybugs Would have walked out, but I was with said dumba$$ friend

Subspeices- Bloodstone 2. I assume that Bloodstone 3 was just as bad, but I went upstairs and did homework

Threesome- So I went to this movie with a really conservative, straightlaced girlfriend. We thought it would be a screwball comedy about Boys and Girls living together in a dorm room. Oh so wrong. Between he obvious discomfort at the boob sucking (best part of the movie, by the by) and my discomfort about the straight (?) guy on gay guy ass grabbing, it was pretty much 120 minutes of torture.



Deep Blue Sea is great if you make believe every shark ramming into a door is really saying "Plumbler, Ma'am" "Candy Gram" "No, I'm not the smart shark everyones talking about. I'm just a dolphin"

Robotjox (sp?) When the gym teacher from the Wonder Years is your lead actor, you are in trouble deep.


DUDE! That movie came out when I was at the first movie theater I worked for. (is my age showing? ah, screw it...there are older people than me here). That theater was a second run theater-we got Robotjox (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102800/) exactly a week after it opened in the first run theater-the fastest it is possible to go from first to second run. And for some reason it got a sequel (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107979/). No warning needed, I assume you know better...

DUDE! That movie came out when I was at the first movie theater I worked for. (is my age showing? ah, screw it...there are older people than me here). That theater was a second run theater-we got Robotjox (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102800/) exactly a week after it opened in the first run theater-the fastest it is possible to go from first to second run. And for some reason it got a sequel (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107979/). No warning needed, I assume you know better...

I always was amused that "Surviving Christmas" was supposed so bad (Never saw it myself) that not only did it's theatric release get pushed forward to OCTOBER (for a X-mas movie) But in order to squeeze as much money out of it as possible, they put it on DVD BEFORE X-mas! 2 month Theater to DVD. That's bad.

I always was amused that "Surviving Christmas" was supposed so bad (Never saw it myself) that not only did it's theatric release get pushed forward to OCTOBER (for a X-mas movie) But in order to squeeze as much money out of it as possible, they put it on DVD BEFORE X-mas! 2 month Theater to DVD. That's bad.
Actualy that's going to be more and more of the norm. As it is producers are earning most of their money off the DVD release and only really bother with the theatrical release to 'legitimise' the DVD, in essence to advertise the coming DVD. A lot of independent film distribution deals have the DVD release happening at the same time as the theatrical release. They found that people more or less decide if they are going to buy the DVD when the movie comes out. But if a movie comes out straight to DVD it still has the stigma of not being a 'legitimate' movie, you need the theatrical release, and reviews, and then you can sell the DVD.

Not saying that "Saving Christmas" is any good, just that that is the marketing trend that exists now.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

If I wasn't a pacifist I would call for the director to be shot.

The worst movie I have ever seen is Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
It seriously sucks
Also Pirates Of The Caribbean

Well, here's my paradigm:

Tried at least 5 times and always walked away or fell asleep (which I otherwise NEVER do):

Eyes Wide Shut (The two most wooden and simplistic actors trying to be smart and sexual....argh...the only one missing was Keanu!)
Dancing with the Wolves (A freaking long can a crap movie be...for crying out loud)

...oh, on that note:

Waterworld (finished that one though...probably in seven different attempts)

Wing Commander, by the end I was literally hoping all the main characters would die.

Minority Report, I find it incomprehensible why the main character did not just lay down on a couch somewhere and just wait out the clock, proving the system wrong... I also find it incomprehensible why they don't try rehabilitating the suspected criminals (suspected because they have not done anything yet, its only believed they will do something because of several drug produced psychics) instead of locking them up forever in stasis tubes. It also was too long and the world presented utterly uninteresting.

Minority Report, I find it incomprehensible why the main character did not just lay down on a couch somewhere and just wait out the clock, proving the system wrong... I also find it incomprehensible why they don't try rehabilitating the suspected criminals (suspected because they have not done anything yet, its only believed they will do something because of several drug produced psychics) instead of locking them up forever in stasis tubes. It also was too long and the world presented utterly uninteresting.
And they drove Messerschmitts. *shudders*

Really awful Alien/Jaws ripoff: Deep Blue Sea Someone needs to tell LL Cool Jay that he can't act. :headbang:
And Harlin that he can't direct.

2001: A Space Odyssey

Don't give me any of that visionary bullshit. What kind of pretentious ass thinks he can get away with 15 minutes of blank screen?

Tarkovski, Angelopoulos, Kubrick (apparently), Warhol ;)

I try not to watch bad movies, but ...

Starship Troopers.
starship troopers was absolutley amazing. I saw 'the haunting' on tbs the other night but it sucked. Owen Wilson did die, as he did in a lot of his pre-comedy films.

"House of the Dead" for me, but I suppose any movie by Uwe Boll will do. >_<

That guy almost makes Ed Wood Jr. seem like a godly producer.

Zombie. It was only 30 minutes into the movie when I had the sudden urge to destroy the VCR and burn what was left of it with the tape still in it.

"House of the Dead" for me, but I suppose any movie by Uwe Boll will do. >_<

That guy almost makes Ed Wood Jr. seem like a godly producer.
Check this shit out (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=491182)

Two letters, one crap film.

A.I.
quoted for supreme truthery
I never even thought about leaving a movie before it ends until I saw that abomination and I'm still angry of myself that I didn't leave in the middle of AI instead enduring it until the end. Talk about masochism.
The most disturbing part was the fact that the movie went for another hour when I thought it would have reached the end. Give me back that precious time that I wasted in the cinema. I don't care about the money, just give me back the time.

I'd have to say Rock-a-doodle. It was a very obscure movie I saw when I was young. Now that was a stupid movie. A rooster who thinks he's Elvis vs. a classical snob of an owl who uses a huge organ to make endless clouds?:upyours:

I'd have to say Rock-a-doodle. It was a very obscure movie I saw when I was young. Now that was a stupid movie. A rooster who thinks he's Elvis vs. a classical snob of an owl who uses a huge organ to make endless clouds?:upyours:
Still better than every movie Disney has made in the past 8 years.

Plan Nine from Outer Space.

Winner of the Golden Turkey award.

Mahagony, starring Diana Ross

The Food of the Gods, starring (ready?) Marjoe Gortner

The only two films I've ever walked out of.

Worst movie, hmmm, Star Wars Espisode I.

Worst movie, hmmm, Star Wars Espisode I.
Nah, that wasn't good but ... rent Food of the Gods, when the giant slavering rats surround the Volkwagen beetle with the pregnant woman inside, you'll be stabbing at the STOP button on the remote.

"Chariots of Fire" is by far the wost picture ever to get "Best Picture". Notice that it isn't readily available on video. No one that has ever seen it would even pay the rental price.

I was attempting to utilize a concept you appear to be unfamiliar with- humor.
Thank you for sharing your self-righteous PC lecture with me. It is obvious you have no problem looking at male anatomy all day, but, like most straight men, I prefer not to. Your not-so-subtle attempt to question my sexuality because of my preference for not viewing nude men did not go unnoticed, nor did your implication that I was immature for voicing said preference. However, your opinion of me is irrelevant. A tip for you: lighten up. Look up the word "joke", and try one out sometime. You'll live longer.

Dude, the point's made on both sides.

On the other hand, it was hard to tell that you were "joking". Remember, we can't hear yor intonation, this is text. Further, most "jokes" of that sort that I recall throughout my years...weren't. the guy in question always really wanted everyone to know that he was disgusted by cock. Remarkably so.

I think this is what the other poster was not-so-kindly alluding to. Attempting to shame you by calling you closeted was a low shot, though.

MY PICK FOR WORST MOVIE: Oh, there are so many...

The only one coming to mind right now is "Wing Commander".
Saw it in the theater.
For nine dollars.
Having had no food prior to the experience.
I COULD HAVE BEEN ANYWHERE ELSE, AND EATING FOOD WHILE I WAS DOING IT! INSTEAD, MY FOOD MONEY WENT TO FREDDY-GODDAMNED-PRINZ JUNIOR!!!!!!