4 year old in Albany NY falls 11 stories and lives
Intestinal fluids
08-07-2006, 20:19
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/08/boy.fall.ap/index.html no question or debate but this should gety special exemption as just a Wow.
Landed on CONCRETE mind you. WoW.
Holy Paradise
08-07-2006, 20:21
God bless him.
The Remote Islands
08-07-2006, 20:26
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/08/boy.fall.ap/index.html no question or debate but this should gety special exemption as just a Wow.
Landed on CONCRETE mind you. WoW.
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d00D, That boy must have believed in God vvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy seriously.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-07-2006, 20:27
Bouncy kid. :)
I hope he gets better quickly and I hope his mother learns an expensive lesson from this.
Greater Alemannia
08-07-2006, 20:28
Dude, whatever that kid's made of, we need it. Nobody could kill our motherfucking troops with that stuff.
Sane Outcasts
08-07-2006, 20:31
Falls 11 stories onto a metal awning, lands on the concrete below and he breaks a leg and his skull. Yet, the kid somehow manages to stay conscious and lucid. :eek:
I'd love to sign him up for a football team, this kid would never be out on injury.
The Remote Islands
08-07-2006, 20:33
Dude, whatever that kid's made of, we need it. Nobody could kill our motherfucking troops with that stuff.
And we could convince North Korea to NOT launch their Taepodong-2 missile and convince IRAN to ditch their nuclear program and we can make WORLD PEACE!!!!
The Remote Islands
08-07-2006, 20:34
And we could convince North Korea to NOT launch their Taepodong-2 missile and convince IRAN to ditch their nuclear program and we can make WORLD PEACE!!!!
I also forgot: We could win the war on Iraq!
Holy Paradise
08-07-2006, 20:35
And we could convince North Korea to NOT launch their Taepodong-2 missile and convince IRAN to ditch their nuclear program and we can make WORLD PEACE!!!!
But what if they then launch their Big Fat Schlong at us?
The Remote Islands
08-07-2006, 20:36
But what if they then launch their Big Fat Schlong at us?
What are u talking about??
The Parkus Empire
08-07-2006, 20:41
Well, I'm ansonished. A possible explaination is that, when children are young, their bones a somewhat flexible from not entirely developing. This allows them to withstand injuries of this kind better. Other then that, I'm at a loss to explain this miracle.
Tactical Grace
08-07-2006, 20:47
Well, I'm ansonished. A possible explaination is that, when children are young, their bones a somewhat flexible from not entirely developing. This allows them to withstand injuries of this kind better. Other then that, I'm at a loss to explain this miracle.
Less in the way of bone splintering, also lower mass, lower force of impact. Children have previously been the sole survivors of car accidents and air crashes. It's not really a miracle - there is a chance a kid will survive a broken fall of that sort - there is virtually no chance an adult will.
The fact that the fall was broken is also key - many adult suicide attempts or accidental falls have been survivable because rocky outcrops, tree branches or car roofs have absorbed much of the impact.
Harlesburg
08-07-2006, 20:52
The Mafia probably laid the concrete and to cut costs added sugar...
Lunatic Goofballs
08-07-2006, 21:00
The Mafia probably laid the concrete and to cut costs added sugar...
Sweet 'Crete! YAY! :D
Intestinal fluids
08-07-2006, 21:08
Sweet 'Crete! YAY! :D
Think of the possibilities. Chocolate/vanillia swirl crete. You could actually have a Rocky road road.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-07-2006, 21:09
Think of the possibilities. Chocolate/vanillia swirl crete. You could actually have a Rocky road road.
It'd redefine 'rock candy.' :)
Harlesburg
08-07-2006, 21:27
Yay i created a monster!:p
*The French Partisans added sugar to the cement used to make fortifications for the Atlantic Wall, compromising the structural credibility.:D
The boy stood on a bed and pressed against a window screen, which gave way,
think about it, Bounced on a metal Awning, hit concreit... yet, where's the glass from the window?
what's the kids name... Clark Kent?
Hammergoats
08-07-2006, 22:13
meh, no big thing. I got hit by a semi truck. I only got all my ribs on one side broken, broken clavical, brocen skull, broken vertbarate 7, 8, and 9, collapsed lung, etc.... lol!
Underdownia
08-07-2006, 22:22
Only 11? Not surprised he survived. Then again, if he'd fallen 12 could have been another story:D
Only 11? Not surprised he survived. Then again, if he'd fallen 12 could have been another story:D
*Rim shot*
Turquoise Days
08-07-2006, 22:32
To quote Python: You lucky bastard!
The Parkus Empire
08-07-2006, 22:48
Less in the way of bone splintering, also lower mass, lower force of impact. Children have previously been the sole survivors of car accidents and air crashes. It's not really a miracle - there is a chance a kid will survive a broken fall of that sort - there is virtually no chance an adult will.
The fact that the fall was broken is also key - many adult suicide attempts or accidental falls have been survivable because rocky outcrops, tree branches or car roofs have absorbed much of the impact.
That's true. Same reason ants can survivie great falls, lower mass, and lower force of impact.
The Parkus Empire
08-07-2006, 22:50
Only 11? Not surprised he survived. Then again, if he'd fallen 12 could have been another story:D
ROFL (http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/laughoutloud.gif)! LOL! LMAO! Kudos!