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Whats the Best and Worst pick up line you've ever received or used?

personally, I dont use pick up lines, but I've had then used on me:

"I haven't seen you in here before"
"Really?... too bad"
"I know. I'd Remember a rack like that"

and the old classic

"did it hurt"
"what?"
"when you fell from heaven"

I'm sure there are worse.. lets have em.

I like spam, so how about you show me your fleshy bits?

Ah'm gonna butter you like a corn cob...

Wasn't really a pick up line but it amused me.

'Those are really nice shoes'

I was wearing flip flops which you couldn't see under my pants...I think he just liked looking down for some other reason :eek:

I usually do a bit of eyeballing, non-verbal.

*thinks of cheesy or inappro-pickup lines*

Hello. I have 2 bicycles.

Do you get far with that line?

I usually do a bit of eyeballing, non-verbal.

*thinks of cheesy or inappro-pickup lines*

Hello. I have 2 bicycles.

cookie for trying

Hello. What line works on you? ;)

I like spam, so how about you show me your fleshy bits?

pmsl

cookie for trying

*bites* Yum! :fluffle:

new pickup line.

Hiya - are you into fluffling?

*bites* Yum! :fluffle:

new pickup line.

Hiya - are you into fluffling?

quite partial :fluffle:

For a fat chick, you don't sweat much.

Not a pick-up line really, but an embarrassing moment.

I was interested in a girl & invited her to a party. She came to the party, much to my joy & surprise, so I approached her to start talking with her. As I got near & said hello, I tripped over something & spilt my beer all over her. Naturally, she thought I was already completely pissed, gave me a look of death & that was the end of a very promising situation.

For a fat chick, you don't sweat much.

im assuming this didnt work?

quite partial :fluffle:

Ought to work fine in the target-group ;)

:fluffle:

Pick up lines I may use in my next bar trip:

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


and for an especially gorgeous hunk of man...

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Not a pick-up line really, but an embarrassing moment.

I was interested in a girl & invited her to a party. She came to the party, much to my joy & surprise, so I approached her to start talking with her. As I got near & said hello, I tripped over something & spilt my beer all over her. Naturally, she thought I was already completely pissed, gave me a look of death & that was the end of a very promising situation.

better off without her if she didnt laugh and EXPECT you drunk at a party

tsk

Actually, only one "pick up line" has ever worked on me.

Once while buying groceries, the rather cute cashier said, "I get off in an hour, how about you?"

I giggled. We went out.

I usually do a bit of eyeballing, non-verbal.

*thinks of cheesy or inappro-pickup lines*

Hello. I have 2 bicycles.
Hehe-my first year of college I had bought a dumpy Porsche 914 for $900 and was studying music. I was also working as an usher at movie theater, which absorbed any possible cool I may have had. Occasionally someone just crazy attractive would pass by my polyester clad self and when she got out of ear shot I'd say, "Hey baby, I play the sax and drive a Porsche."

Crazy part is it actually kind of worked. There was a chick who had thing for me in high school who started haning out at the theater and I didn't put 2 and 2 together (a common failure) so I kept doing it in her presence. Eventually wound up dating her. Though she hated that car with a passion.

Actually, only one "pick up line" has ever worked on me.

Once while buying groceries, the rather cute cashier said, "I get off in an hour, how about you?"

I giggled. We went out.

it's always the ones that make you laugh :)

Go up to her, and say "Insert chat up line here"

Pick up lines I may use in my next bar trip:

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


and for an especially gorgeous hunk of man...

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
You're a chick, you don't need our crappy lines. Just walk up poking your breasts and say, "Hey. Real. But don't take my word for it."

You're a chick, you don't need our crappy lines. Just walk up poking your breasts and say, "Hey. Real. But don't take my word for it."

*writes that down*

You're a chick, you don't need our crappy lines. Just walk up poking your breasts and say, "Hey. Real. But don't take my word for it."
Well, I know that if I approach a single guy in a bar, I'm most likely to get a positive response. However, it wouldn't hurt to have something to break the ice with. If I can make him laugh, then I've got an in.

Worst thing I've had used on me:

"My friend thinks you're hot" :rolleyes:

If you think that, tell me, not your friend!

Worst thing I've had used on me:

"My friend thinks you're hot" :rolleyes:

If you think that, tell me, not your friend!


But do you know who ( or what ) his friend was?

Worst thing I've had used on me:

"My friend thinks you're hot" :rolleyes:

If you think that, tell me, not your friend!

that's very high school

generally, I just chat to someone, no lines, although i dont go out on the pull. If i meet some one that interests me, cool, i'll take your number and i'll call you, maybe we can hang out a little, but just cuz you give me 'come to bed eyes' does not mean i'm going anywhere with you tonight.

if i just have a nice time with friends, mission for the night acomplished.

It's hard to find a reason to visit pick-up bars if you don't drink.. somehow, I think the guy sitting in a corner drinking water or soda would come across as kinda creepy or antisocial.. no bars for me. :( :)

It's hard to find a reason to visit pick-up bars if you don't drink.. somehow, I think the guy sitting in a corner drinking water or soda would come across as kinda creepy or antisocial.. no bars for me. :( :)

i've seen lines used in the supermarket, in a cafe, in a store.... no where is safe!

It's hard to find a reason to visit pick-up bars if you don't drink.. somehow, I think the guy sitting in a corner drinking water or soda would come across as kinda creepy or antisocial.. no bars for me. :( :)
Just ask for coke in a coctail glass with a slice of lime and then say it's a rum and coke and sip it. And go with friends.

But do you know who ( or what ) his friend was?

Well, I did once the guy pointed him out.

Worst thing I've had used on me:

"My friend thinks you're hot" :rolleyes:

If you think that, tell me, not your friend!

Hey Baby, want to come back to my place and check out my... wallet? :D

that's very high school

generally, I just chat to someone, no lines, although i dont go out on the pull. If i meet some one that interests me, cool, i'll take your number and i'll call you, maybe we can hang out a little, but just cuz you give me 'come to bed eyes' does not mean i'm going anywhere with you tonight.

if i just have a nice time with friends, mission for the night acomplished.

It was high school lol

I haven't had people use a line on me since I graduated :p

*writes that down*

Well, I know that if I approach a single guy in a bar, I'm most likely to get a positive response. However, it wouldn't hurt to have something to break the ice with. If I can make him laugh, then I've got an in.
You could walk up and hand them a quarter and say, "Let's go see what you can bounce that off of..."

that's very high school

generally, I just chat to someone, no lines, although i dont go out on the pull. If i meet some one that interests me, cool, i'll take your number and i'll call you, maybe we can hang out a little, but just cuz you give me 'come to bed eyes' does not mean i'm going anywhere with you tonight.

if i just have a nice time with friends, mission for the night acomplished.

But..... I have great 'come to bed eyes'. Without them my powers are useless :(

"If I buy you a drink and pinch your arse will you give me a blow job?"

Hey Baby, want to come back to my place and check out my... wallet? :D

Why, I never knew you felt that way ;)
I'd love to :fluffle:

But..... I have great 'come to bed eyes'. Without them my powers are useless :(

why do you think i ask for your number? ;) ... you cant give them what they want straight away!.. where's the fun inthat

"Can I buy you a drink, or should I judt give you the money?" No one actually used that one on me, but I read it in a book.

Why, I never knew you felt that way ;)
I'd love to :fluffle:
Great!! :fluffle:
But remember to bring your dice, eh? :p

my favorite pickup line was told to me by a waitress at my local watering hole. i guess some guy tried to use it on her the night before.

"that shirt is becoming on you. and if i were on you, i'd be coming too."

Just ask for coke in a coctail glass with a slice of lime and then say it's a rum and coke and sip it. And go with friends.

Pretty clever, except the bars in my area serve only Corona, Dos X and Tecate.. and my spanish is mediocre at best.. :p

When I got older I asked a friend where people meet who don't drink.. "Church," he says.. but no one speaks English there either!

Ευλογημένη η βασιλεία του Πατρος και του Υιου και του 'Aγίου Πνεύματος... *falls asleep* :)

Great!! :fluffle:
But remember to bring your dice, eh? :p

But of course ;)

:fluffle:

"Ready? On three. One, two . . ."

"Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like ether to you?"




Fkin classic. (and, it always appears eventually whenever this thread comes up)

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves." :D

Excuse me, do you know karate? Cause your body's kicking.

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves." :D

Haha :D

Haha :D

Damn, you think that's funny? I was gonna try that line on you... :p

Damn, you think that's funny? I was gonna try that line on you... :p

You were? o.O

My fav line is "You're eye-candy and I have a sweet tooth".

I'll never forget, though, the day someone said to me "Mama, you're from the underworld!" :headbang:

I've got to say, the line from A Beautiful Mind was good.

"Could we just pretend that I've said all the things necessary for us to have sexual intercourse, and go to my place?"

Something like that. It's been a while.