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Well, maybe not bitter, but it's beer. Would you drink it?

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/content?oid=23587

Icky.

You read The Stranger? I would have figured it too cerebral.

I drink beer.

I lick vag.

I can't see the harm in combining the two.

Pussy and Beer, eh? Men everywhere have just shouted "HUZZAH!"

I, for one, would most assuredly try it.

I'll take vagina any way I can get it! :D

Huzzah!

who says sex doesnt sell

i dont fancy sticking my mouth around a vagina... penis beer on the other hand

who says sex doesnt sell

i dont fancy sticking my mouth around a vagina... penis beer on the other hand

Ah, so making beer from fermented dick cheese... yuck...

Ah, so making beer from fermented dick cheese... yuck...

:D

Well, maybe not bitter, but it's beer. Would you drink it?

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/content?oid=23587


Yeast infection beer? You've gotta be kidding me. Disgusting!

Yeast infection beer? You've gotta be kidding me. Disgusting!

Actually, yeast is usually a normal commensal of the vaginal flora.

Why do so many people know so little about vaginas?

Actually, yeast is usually a normal commensal of the vaginal flora.

Why do so many people know so little about vaginas?

Maybe someone was asleep in health class.

Maybe someone was asleep in health class.

IIRC where New Mitanni comes from, (s)he probably didn't have proper health class to begin with.

I can try anything once.

eww. maybe not gross for a straight guy or a lesbian to drink. But I dont want my lips near anyones vagina or vaginal yeast or anything. Gross!

But props to the Sumarians for coming up with the most brilliant invention in all of history excepting perhaps the wheel.

Too many health risks involved. Who knows who's vagina they're using and what STDs they might have. I'll pass. I like my beer the way it is.

Why do so many people know so little about vaginas?

Because so few actually care.

I drink beer.

I lick vag.

I can't see the harm in combining the two.
While I certainly commend that mindset, personally, after reading that article, I'll give it a pass. I wouldn't drink something with any other kind of a random person's bodily... components in it, so why start now?

siiiiiiiiiick.

I'm not drinking that. Would you drink my dick wine?

Because so few actually care.

No wonder so many straight women are unfulfilled...

No wonder so many straight women are unfulfilled...
No, that's just because you took yourself out of the running. :(

Two threads on page one with the word 'vagina' in their title.

Some sort of record, surely?

No, that's just because you took yourself out of the running. :(

Too horrific a consequence to imagine.

I can try anything once.
Everything can be done once. Some only once.

Too horrific a consequence to imagine.
Another swede! Yay! We'll be as many as the americans soon...

Another swede! Yay! We'll be as many as the americans soon...

Jag är inte ny, så det räknas inte.

Jag är inte ny, så det räknas inte.
Du är ny för mig, så det gör det visst :p

Jag är inte ny, så det räknas inte.

Tell me what it means; :( I want to be nosy.

Something like "I am not new, so that's not likely"?

Du är ny för mig, så det gör det visst :p

Jag är nog inte ny för dig, heller, eftersom du pratat med mig tidigare i min gamla skepnad, som hette samma sak som en viss läkemedelskatalog.

Tell me what it means; :( I want to be nosy.

Something like "I am not new, so that's not likely"?

"so it doesn't count."

"so it doesn't count."

So it was like "reckon"... alas.

Jag är nog inte ny för dig, heller, eftersom du pratat med mig tidigare i min gamla skepnad, som hette samma sak som en viss läkemedelskatalog.
Misstänkte nästan det med den sig:en...

So it was like "reckon"... alas.
Then I answered "You're new to me, so it does count :p "

Misstänkte nästan det med den sig:en...

Vad kan jag säga, Moloko och Róisín äger fett. *axelryck*

Then I answered "You're new to me, so it does count :p "

And then by my intertran powers :rolleyes: I guess that he said something along the lines of:

"I am not new to you either, since you spoke with me when I was using my old account, by the name of a certain medical journal/catalogue"

I guessed that "pratat" would be spoke, though... :) prattle, praaten &c.

*axelryck* Oh no, how cute is that?! *dissolves into giggles*
I'll have to memorize that. People will love it. I think. *axelryck* (<-- heeeee :p)

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Why was this edited? Is there something wrong with the medical term "Vagina"?

Would the mods rather we say "cootchie"?

Oh no, how cute is that?! *dissolves into giggles*
I'll have to memorize that. People will love it. I think. *axelryck* (<-- heeeee :p)

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You are more than allowed to explain the cuteness so that we may also partake of it.

Why was this edited? Is there something wrong with the medical term "Vagina"?

Would the mods rather we say "cootchie"?

Welcome to puritanism where "vagina" is a bad word, and I guess we should use "front bum" instead.

The vagina biter (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490883) thread remains unaltered as yet. :eek:

Welcome to puritanism where "vagina" is a bad word, and I guess we should use "front bum" instead.
I've always liked the term, 'Camel toe'.

Or 'Beetle bonnet'. (beetle as in the VW)

And then by my intertran powers :rolleyes: I guess that he said something along the lines of:

"I am not new to you either, since you spoke with me when I was using my old account, by the name of a certain medical journal/catalogue"

I guessed that "pratat" would be spoke, though... :) prattle, praaten &c.
Exactly right.

Vad kan jag säga, Moloko och Róisín äger fett. *axelryck*
Det var mer att det var en länk till youtube i små bokstäver.

You are more than allowed to explain the cuteness so that we may also partake of it.
Seconded...

The vagina biter thread remains unaltered as yet.
Vagina biter? :eek: That's swedish for "Vagina bites". Sounds painful...

Det var mer att det var en länk till youtube i små bokstäver.

Borde fatta piken, men jag är inte riiiiiktigt över den fasen än.

Seconded...

Ropen skalla, WYTYG!

Everything can be done once. Some only once.

You didn't finish it. And some things should never be done.

You are more than allowed to explain the cuteness so that we may also partake of it.
Oh, no, it's not funny or anything, it's just while I can, with much imagination, decypher Swedish at least very partly, it's by no means as comparatively easy as e.g. Dutch (and even that's pretty hard), but once in a while you have words that are really cutely and obviously similar to German.

So the simple *shrug* would become *Achselzucken* in German and, apparently, *axelryck* in Swedish, which is so adorable because "rücken" in German would be what you do when moving furniture.

Meh. I said it wasn't really funny. *mopes, giggling*

Oh, no, it's not funny or anything, it's just while I can, with much imagination, decypher Swedish at least very partly, it's by no means as comparatively easy as e.g. Dutch (and even that's pretty hard), but once in a while you have words that are really cutely and obviously similar to German.

So the simple *shrug* would become *Achselzucken* in German and, apparently, *axelryck* in Swedish, which is so adorable because "rücken" in German would be what you do when moving furniture.

Meh. I said it wasn't really funny. *mopes, giggling*

I didn't ask for funny, I asked for cute, which you amply delivered. So, sudda, sudda, sudda, sudda bort din sura min...

You didn't finish it. And some things should never be done.
No, everything can be done once, but some only once, since they kill you, see?

So, sudda, sudda, sudda, sudda bort din sura min...
:) (^ almost figured that out all by myself, too. *nod*)

Welcome to puritanism where "vagina" is a bad word, and I guess we should use "front bum" instead.

Ooooh, that's naughty. I suggest woo-woo. :)