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How do you eat your jello?

Xisla Khan
08-07-2006, 05:22
It's not what you do, it's how you do it. Some wise guy once said that you can tell the character of a person by the way she/he polishes up jello.

So how do you do it?

Edit: I mean any kind of fruit flavored jelly, in cups or cube form.

But especially in cups.

Large cups.
Montacanos
08-07-2006, 05:23
I kind of enjoy the sensation of swallowing each block whole
British Stereotypes
08-07-2006, 05:24
What's jello? :confused:

Is that like jelly?
Montacanos
08-07-2006, 05:26
fruit flavored gelatin cubes.
Skaladora
08-07-2006, 05:30
I sloosh it all in my mouth. Since it makes funny noises, I only usually eat Jell-O at home.
Chumblywumbly
08-07-2006, 05:34
Biafra!



Damn, didn’t work that time....

Seriously though, I really like eating the cubes of un-made jelly. All those miscelaneous horse parts, yuum!
Xisla Khan
08-07-2006, 05:35
What's jello? :confused:

Is that like jelly?

Why are you anti-fluffle? Would Kulikovo approve?
Linthiopia
08-07-2006, 05:39
I sloosh it all in my mouth. Since it makes funny noises, I only usually eat Jell-O at home.

Me too.
>_>
British Stereotypes
08-07-2006, 05:41
Why are you anti-fluffle? Would Kulikovo approve?
Kulikovo has left, I miss him...:( If he came back I might just quit the anti-fluffle group.
Infinite Revolution
08-07-2006, 05:42
other: with a straw
Posi
08-07-2006, 05:44
I see Jell-O shooters are not an option.

Also, fruitparts in Jell-O? WTF?
United Chicken Kleptos
08-07-2006, 05:45
I eat it like a savage. I don't remember the last time I've had it though..
Xisla Khan
08-07-2006, 05:48
Kulikovo has left, I miss him...:( If he came back I might just quit the anti-fluffle group.

Perhaps he was put off by your antiflufflementarism.
Xisla Khan
08-07-2006, 05:49
I see Jell-O shooters are not an option.

Also, fruitparts in Jell-O? WTF?

Er... I mean fruit jelly... in big cups. The kind that wobbles...
Harlesburg
08-07-2006, 05:52
I eat Jelly, with a Silver Spoon.
Posi
08-07-2006, 05:52
Er... I mean fruit jelly... in big cups. The kind that wobbles...
I mean:
Dig out all the fruit bits first. Sloosh the watery bits in your mouth.
Fruit bits? Isn't Jell-O one consistant subtance?
Xisla Khan
08-07-2006, 05:57
I mean:

Fruit bits? Isn't Jell-O one consistant subtance?

One wobbly consistent wobbloid.
Bumboat
08-07-2006, 05:59
Preferably off other women! :D
Posi
08-07-2006, 06:06
One wobbly consistent wobbloid.
But the fruit parts are neither wobbly nor consistant. They are more.... chewy and out of place.
Xisla Khan
08-07-2006, 06:09
But the fruit parts are neither wobbly nor consistant. They are more.... chewy and out of place.

True, but they are so ... prominent. They seem to shout out for your attention.
Posi
08-07-2006, 06:10
True, but they are so ... prominent. They seem to shout out for your attention.
They scream "Look at me! I make the Jello more nutricious, less tasty and harder to eat! See you in Jell-O Hell!"
Xisla Khan
08-07-2006, 06:13
They scream "Look at me! I make the Jello more nutricious, less tasty and harder to eat! See you in Jell-O Hell!"

They say "eat me" to me. Perhaps my fruit bits are less verbose.
Czardas
08-07-2006, 06:35
What is this "jello" of which you speak?
Posi
08-07-2006, 07:09
They say "eat me" to me. Perhaps my fruit bits are less verbose.
Or perhaps you have never known Jell-O in its proper form.
Posi
08-07-2006, 07:10
What is this "jello" of which you speak?
It is a wonderfull food made of ground animal bones, snot, and artificial flavouring.
Mondoth
08-07-2006, 07:21
I eat mine crust first
Baked squirrels
08-07-2006, 08:00
actually, I haven't found any jello that I like, I've tried very few types, but find them undesirable
United Chicken Kleptos
08-07-2006, 08:04
I eat mine crust first

Are you sure that's jello and not pizza?
Czardas
08-07-2006, 08:08
It is a wonderfull food made of ground animal bones, snot, and artificial flavouring.
Sounds lovely. Like the kind of thing you'd get if you ground a human or two.
Myotisinia
08-07-2006, 08:46
Look, ma, no hands. slurp Thatsa 'toopid kwession..... (swallows) I just love threads like this. They have a sort of quintessential vapidity that I find refreshing after a good serious debate tpoic.
Mondoth
08-07-2006, 08:59
Are you sure that's jello and not pizza?
absolutely.

If you leave jello out for just exactly long enough, the sugar will form a crust. Wait to long and it will grow fungus and be nasty though, so be careful.
Posi
08-07-2006, 09:17
Sounds lovely. Like the kind of thing you'd get if you ground a human or two.
Yes, but you do not end up in a Supreme Court trial for cannibalism.