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It's not what you do, it's how you do it. Some wise guy once said that you can tell the character of a person by the way she/he polishes up jello.

So how do you do it?

Edit: I mean any kind of fruit flavored jelly, in cups or cube form.

But especially in cups.

Large cups.

I kind of enjoy the sensation of swallowing each block whole

What's jello? :confused:

Is that like jelly?

fruit flavored gelatin cubes.

I sloosh it all in my mouth. Since it makes funny noises, I only usually eat Jell-O at home.

Biafra!



Damn, didn’t work that time....

Seriously though, I really like eating the cubes of un-made jelly. All those miscelaneous horse parts, yuum!

What's jello? :confused:

Is that like jelly?

Why are you anti-fluffle? Would Kulikovo approve?

I sloosh it all in my mouth. Since it makes funny noises, I only usually eat Jell-O at home.

Me too.
>_>

Why are you anti-fluffle? Would Kulikovo approve?
Kulikovo has left, I miss him...:( If he came back I might just quit the anti-fluffle group.

other: with a straw

I see Jell-O shooters are not an option.

Also, fruitparts in Jell-O? WTF?

I eat it like a savage. I don't remember the last time I've had it though..

Kulikovo has left, I miss him...:( If he came back I might just quit the anti-fluffle group.

Perhaps he was put off by your antiflufflementarism.

I see Jell-O shooters are not an option.

Also, fruitparts in Jell-O? WTF?

Er... I mean fruit jelly... in big cups. The kind that wobbles...

I eat Jelly, with a Silver Spoon.

Er... I mean fruit jelly... in big cups. The kind that wobbles...
I mean:
Dig out all the fruit bits first. Sloosh the watery bits in your mouth.
Fruit bits? Isn't Jell-O one consistant subtance?

I mean:

Fruit bits? Isn't Jell-O one consistant subtance?

One wobbly consistent wobbloid.

Preferably off other women! :D

One wobbly consistent wobbloid.
But the fruit parts are neither wobbly nor consistant. They are more.... chewy and out of place.

But the fruit parts are neither wobbly nor consistant. They are more.... chewy and out of place.

True, but they are so ... prominent. They seem to shout out for your attention.

True, but they are so ... prominent. They seem to shout out for your attention.
They scream "Look at me! I make the Jello more nutricious, less tasty and harder to eat! See you in Jell-O Hell!"

They scream "Look at me! I make the Jello more nutricious, less tasty and harder to eat! See you in Jell-O Hell!"

They say "eat me" to me. Perhaps my fruit bits are less verbose.

What is this "jello" of which you speak?

They say "eat me" to me. Perhaps my fruit bits are less verbose.
Or perhaps you have never known Jell-O in its proper form.

What is this "jello" of which you speak?
It is a wonderfull food made of ground animal bones, snot, and artificial flavouring.

I eat mine crust first

actually, I haven't found any jello that I like, I've tried very few types, but find them undesirable

I eat mine crust first

Are you sure that's jello and not pizza?

It is a wonderfull food made of ground animal bones, snot, and artificial flavouring.
Sounds lovely. Like the kind of thing you'd get if you ground a human or two.

Look, ma, no hands. slurp Thatsa 'toopid kwession..... (swallows) I just love threads like this. They have a sort of quintessential vapidity that I find refreshing after a good serious debate tpoic.

Are you sure that's jello and not pizza?
absolutely.

If you leave jello out for just exactly long enough, the sugar will form a crust. Wait to long and it will grow fungus and be nasty though, so be careful.

Sounds lovely. Like the kind of thing you'd get if you ground a human or two.
Yes, but you do not end up in a Supreme Court trial for cannibalism.