NationStates Jolt Archive


Recommendation: Never Eat Fried Chicken From a Coffee Truck...

Mikesburg
07-07-2006, 20:46
It seemed like such a good idea at the time...

I was so hungry, and the coffee truck so convenient. It was like deep fried nirvana driven to my warehouse door.

And now I think I'm turning green....


Someone call the NS paramedics...
Katganistan
07-07-2006, 20:48
To the immodium, Batman!
Not bad
07-07-2006, 20:49
From this time forward remember it is not a coffee truck it is a roach coach.
That helps disuade you from buying food from it.
Hope you feel better soon.
Byrrilium
07-07-2006, 20:53
you guys get trucks to deliver fast food straight to your doors?!

you so craaazy :P
Franberry
07-07-2006, 20:56
why would a coffee truck have chicken? (assuming they only sell coffee)

or is "Coffee truck" some sort of mobile eatery, or something?
Not bad
07-07-2006, 20:59
why would a coffee truck have chicken? (assuming they only sell coffee)

or is "Coffee truck" some sort of mobile eatery, or something?

A typical roach coach

http://www.pin.ca/bc/04-0512/images/truck2.jpg
Taxanarchia
07-07-2006, 21:05
Oh, yeah. I've seen those things on TV. I guess we don't have the population for those around here. Are you in an urban area?
Franberry
07-07-2006, 21:12
A typical roach coach

http://www.pin.ca/bc/04-0512/images/truck2.jpg
oh yeah, I dont eat out of those

for obious reasons

buying a coke or something yeah, because its a sealed product, but not the food
Byrrilium
07-07-2006, 21:13
oh THOSE things. dunno what your guy's ones are like, but the ones round these parts are fine. i guess we britains are made of sterner stuff. either that or we can, you know, cook food properly.
I V Stalin
07-07-2006, 21:16
oh THOSE things. dunno what your guy's ones are like, but the ones round these parts are fine. i guess we britains are made of sterner stuff. either that or we can, you know, cook food properly.
Don't know where you live, but in the past six months two have been closed down within a mile of me because of people suffering food poisoning as a result of food from them.
Ciamoley
07-07-2006, 21:29
It seemed like such a good idea at the time...

I was so hungry, and the coffee truck so convenient. It was like deep fried nirvana driven to my warehouse door.

And now I think I'm turning green....


Someone call the NS paramedics...


lol you actually bought food from one of those shitwagons? haha! it serves you right dumbass.:D :D
Mikesburg
07-07-2006, 21:30
A typical roach coach

http://www.pin.ca/bc/04-0512/images/truck2.jpg

If I didn't know any better, I would say that was 'exactly' the same coffee truck...

There must be a central factory somewhere where they are mass produced? Where is it? It must be destroyed!!!

They're just far too convenient; zipping in and out of industrialized areas offering convenience to the lazy and grease-craving. The sooner we wipe these things out, the better we'll all be.


And I think I'm going to make it... haven't been taken out on a stretcher yet...
Ciamoley
07-07-2006, 21:32
oh yeah, I dont eat out of those

for obious reasons

buying a coke or something yeah, because its a sealed product, but not the food


true, very true. There is a truck that parks behind my school and I buy candy there almost everyday. But never again will I touch the food. The last time I bought their food I bougth a calzone and was sick for a week.:(
CanuckHeaven
07-07-2006, 21:33
you guys get trucks to deliver fast food straight to your doors?!

you so craaazy :P
I tend to call them Mobile Vomitoriums. :D
Not bad
07-07-2006, 21:37
oh THOSE things. dunno what your guy's ones are like, but the ones round these parts are fine. i guess we britains are made of sterner stuff. either that or we can, you know, cook food properly.

It must be the sterner stuff. Ive tasted Brit food:p
Les Drapeaux Brulants
07-07-2006, 21:38
It seemed like such a good idea at the time...

I was so hungry, and the coffee truck so convenient. It was like deep fried nirvana driven to my warehouse door.

And now I think I'm turning green....


Someone call the NS paramedics...
I stay away from the macho burritos, too.