NationStates Jolt Archive

If Bin Laden were captured alive and found guilty for crimes against humanity, what would be a fitting punishment.
Don't be afraid to be comical.

I'd say life imprisonment. Torture or kill him and odds are he'll become a martyr, which is the last thing that's necessary.

Life in prison with videos playing all around him showing him that his plan to topple the West has failed.

I'd say life imprisonment in a pig pen surrounded by electrical fences that criss-cross in a hexagonal direction, forming 6-sided stars.

Life in prison with American cable television.

His own special exhibit at the New York City Zoo.

Life in prison. In fact, give him blood transfusions and organ transplants to keep him alive longer.
No time outside. No sunlight. Complete isolation from everyone except an unsupervised brigade of guards hand-selected from the ranks of the New York City Fire Department.
Sodomize him regularly with nightsticks.
No access to religious books or materials.
Nothing but force-fed pork for meals.
Keep him awake by blasting Hebrew music into his cell at full volume every 30 minutes.
Cover his cell in photos of 9-11 victims.
Place shower spouts in the cieling of his cell to drench him with ice cold water every few hours.
Cut off his extremities (hands, feet, genitals, nose, ears, hair and nipples).
Tape open his eyelids and force him to watch Fox News.
As someone who was two blocks from the Trade Center that day, this would *almost* satisfy me.

Life in prison. In fact, give him blood transfusions and organ transplants to keep him alive longer.
No time outside. No sunlight. Complete isolation from everyone except an unsupervised brigade of guards hand-selected from the ranks of the New York City Fire Department.
Sodomize him regularly with nightsticks.
No access to religious books or materials.
Nothing but force-fed pork for meals.
Keep him awake by blasting Hebrew music into his cell at full volume every 30 minutes.
Cover his cell in photos of 9-11 victims.
Place shower spouts in the cieling of his cell to drench him with ice cold water every few hours.
Cut off his extremities (hands, feet, genitals, nose, ears, hair and nipples).
Tape open his eyelids and force him to watch Fox News.
As someone who was two blocks from the Trade Center that day, this would *almost* satisfy me.
And this attitude is why to many, it was justified. :rolleyes:

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