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Mommy dearest: Paris wants babies, and soon

Paris Hilton wants to reproduce. Soon. The partying heiress insists she’d be a “great mother” — but the 25-year-old says she doesn’t want to wait long because she doesn’t want to be an “old mom.”

“I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother,” Hilton told the London Mirror. “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children. . . . And I don’t want to be an old mom — hopefully it’ll happen soon, within the next five years.”

And, despite her reputation for being a skimpily clad man-killer, Hilton insists she’s cautious when it comes to her love life. “One-night stands are not for me,” she said. “I think it’s gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more if you don’t just hand it to them on a platter. If they want you, then they will wait. You have to make them work for it.”

Hilton also had harsh words for her former best friend and “Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie. “I only want friends who are there for me just like I’m there for them. Otherwise it’s too painful,” she said. “I brought Nicole on to ‘The Simple Life,’ and all of a sudden she became this different person. She dropped her old friends and she’s someone else.”Jeannette Walls Delivers the Scoop Mondays through Thursdays on MSNBC.com
© 2006 MSNBC Interactive

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:eek:

At least taxpayers wont have to pay for her babies.

:(

Didn't she get in big trouble for not taking care of her dog?

She should be sterlized, and keep the genepool clean.

I'm suprised any sane guy would touch her cesspool of a vagina with their penis.

I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after
Yes, quite. Raising a child and keeping a shivering Mexican rat in your purse is one and the same.

I think it’s gross when you just give it up
Ok. So you don't give it up easily. Yet you don't mind flashing it off in public every chance you get. Have you never heard of underwear?

But on the plus side, she has shown quite a natural talent for the conception part :D

But on the plus side, she has shown quite a natural talent for the conception part :D

Yea, but the world don't need more stupid spoiled whores.

I'm suprised any sane guy would touch her cesspool of a vagina with their penis.
I think MKULTRA did.
LOL
*Don't ask just search Paris Hilton*

I'm suprised any sane guy would touch her cesspool of a vagina with their penis.

ah yes, but with kind of money, what man in his right mind wouldnt take the oppotunity to perminantly be part of the Hilton empire.

Personally, I just hope you doesnt carry it around in her hand bag and stick a tiara on it's head.

I'm suprised any sane guy would touch her cesspool of a vagina with their penis.

Artificial insemination would be the preferred option for me.

At least taxpayers wont have to pay for her babies.That's about the only good news about this story.

ah yes, but with kind of money, what man in his right mind wouldnt take the oppotunity to perminantly be part of the Hilton empire.

What man in his right mind? Any man in his right mind would flee this train wreck...

You do realise that when one marries for money, one earns every penny, and it's harder than earning it straight up, don't you? If not, I pity you.

She needs to hook up with Kevin Federline, aka Captain Super Sperm.

In the immortal words of King Arthur( that is the one in Monty Python):

JESUS CHROIST!:eek:

Well, if Paris remembers to feed the kid maybe it'll turn out ok. Valley heiresses don't strike me as the responsible types though( and especially not this particular Valley heiress)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:eek:

Gaaaaaaangbaaaaang!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :headbang: :( :eek:

Now we've got MORE Hilton spawn! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The genepool is officially screwed! NOOO!!!!

What do you want to bet that the kid winds up in foster care anyways? :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

:cool:

Gaaaaaaangbaaaaang!
:eek: :)

I for one are looking forward to finding out what the poor kids name will be

I for one are looking forward to finding out what the poor kids name will be
Fifi.

I think she'll be one of those people who gets kids & pets mixed. You know you see them talking luvey duvey to their dogs and shouting commands at their kids who are on leashes.

I think she'll be one of those people who gets kids & pets mixed. You know you see them talking luvey duvey to their dogs and shouting commands at their kids who are on leashes.

Added to my sig.

:eek:

Dear Gods no!

I think she'll be one of those people who gets kids & pets mixed. You know you see them talking luvey duvey to their dogs and shouting commands at their kids who are on leashes.
:D

Think of her children playing with the children of Britney - you know, the mom who almost sacrificed her kid to hold on to her drink?

She can afford a different nanny for every day of the week. That makes raising a child quite simple. The one issue I see is the body one. Would a stick-thin starlet be able to handle a changing weight? Would she eat enough to support the baby? Would she develop some sort of eating disorder post-birth, as a way of taking off that last bit of baby weight?

Anybody knows how can I help her?

She can afford a different nanny for every day of the week. That makes raising a child quite simple. The one issue I see is the body one. Would a stick-thin starlet be able to handle a changing weight? Would she eat enough to support the baby? Would she develop some sort of eating disorder post-birth, as a way of taking off that last bit of baby weight?
It'll be no loss to the world if she starves herself to death postnatally. To say the least.

How much would anyone liek to bet that she gets the kid taken away from her?






I bet $80, its my entire allowance...