NationStates Jolt Archive

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/07/06/russia.putin.reut/index.html

It's nice to know that there is a place where people appreciate crazy leadership. Makes me feel like I have a chance of amounting to something. :)

:eek: :D

I honestly don't know how to react to this. I don't know whether to laugh my head off or scream "AAAAHHH!!! THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!"

Oh dear... :D

Has he lost his pussy cat? Poor him... (No, I didn't read the article, because I'm leaving now)

HahaHA!!!!

I think he just wanted the press. :D

:eek: :D

I honestly don't know how to react to this. I don't know whether to laugh my head off or scream "AAAAHHH!!! THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!"

Oh dear... :D
so, who kisses a kitten on it's stomach... :confused:

and funny, in Russia there is no cry of Child Molestation, but should any politician try that in Britain or the US... :rolleyes:

I think I saw this already.

so, who kisses a kitten on it's stomach... :confused:

and funny, in Russia there is no cry of Child Molestation, but should any politician try that in Britain or the US... :rolleyes:
Eye for an eye! :D

*imagines the defendant kissing Dick Cheney in the stomach*

There is nothing to say beyond O_o

That....is.....really strange

so, who kisses a kitten on it's stomach... :confused:

and funny, in Russia there is no cry of Child Molestation, but should any politician try that in Britain or the US... :rolleyes:

I kiss my cat on her stomach.... when I'm being stupid or she's asleep! Most of the time, I kiss her on the head. That just results in momentary back ears.

so, who kisses a kitten on it's stomach... :confused:

and funny, in Russia there is no cry of Child Molestation, but should any politician try that in Britain or the US... :rolleyes:

Yes, but in America kissing some strange kid on the stomach and "wanting to touch him like a kitten"... well... A lot of people would cry "CHILD MOLESTATION!" though, as you said, perhas not in Russia but here in the US.

I still don't know how to react to this.

Eye for an eye! :D

*imagines the defendant kissing Dick Cheney in the stomach*

:eek: *shudder* Ew...

:D

so, who kisses a kitten on it's stomach... :confused:

and funny, in Russia there is no cry of Child Molestation,


In Soviet Russia the string gets high on catnip and attacks the kitten

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/WORLD/europe/07/06/russia.putin.reut/vert.putin.ap.jpg

vs.

http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/movies/bestpictures/casablanca-195.jpg

Too hard to choose..

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/WORLD/europe/07/06/russia.putin.reut/vert.putin.ap.jpg

vs.

http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/movies/bestpictures/casablanca-195.jpg

Too hard to choose..

the last is a screenshot of the movie, but the first is real... I'm not really sure whcich to choose either. :D

I guess Mike Jackson is trying out a new outfit. "Today, I am going to be russian, A weee heee" -grabs crotch-

In Soviet Russia the string gets high on catnip and attacks the kitten

Horrible.

Let me try:

In Soviet Russia, belly kisses you!

There is nothing to say beyond O_o
Quoted for truth.

Better...but still...


In Soviet Russia kiddie is kitty

Meow.

I don't know - I was rather weirded out at first, but then... I mean, if we presume for a minute he's not really a child molester, then that's actually kinda cute. In a rather weird way. <.<


Meow.
I'm not sure that'll work. You're trying a bit too hard there.

Meow.


Ahh a closet Putin fan?


Seriously, I think this guy is trying to show everyone that he isnt some kind of political soviet monster.

"Look everyone..I kiss kids, Im not a bad man."

Ahh a closet Putin fan?


Seriously, I think this guy is trying to show everyone that he isnt some kind of political soviet monster.

"Look everyone..I kiss kids, Im not a bad man."
Backfired a bit, didn't it?

Do you know where your children are?

Russian leaders could be hanging around a playground near you! Protect your children from this menace and have the Ukrainian constitution tatooed on your child's belly!

I'm not sure that'll work. You're trying a bit too hard there.

http://www.bartcop.com/cute-kitty.jpg

http://www.bartcop.com/cute-kitty.jpg


http://83.136.68.93/kitler/pics/kitler8.jpg

Hitler Cat pwns joo. :p

Im thinking:

"Whats wrong with a hug?"

Much more innocent.

Other parts of my brain wonder if he wanted to slip a belly button some tongue.

Mmmm...lint.