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Happy 60th Birthday Big Guy!

On July 6, 1946 Little George Bush was born.
Some may call him the greatest American in the history of mankind.
I just call him the reincarnation of Jesus.

But for whatever you call him;

Cake's UP!

Your president is now officially old.

Here, have a confetti.

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Yes, it's black. Go figure.

I'm sure Osama will send him a cake, one that ticks.

I'm sure Osama will send him a cake, one that ticks.

Is it a....yellow cake? :p

Happy birthday G-Dub.

Lets hope he dosen't forget to chew and choke on his cake

Is it a....yellow cake? :p

Yummy exploding yellow (sponge) cake!

Yummy exploding yellow (sponge) cake!

I betcha it'd be dirty.

Yummy exploding yellow (sponge) cake!

Or maybe just a sponge.

George Bush to Dick Cheney
"But I want a pony!"

Petting zoo on the White House lawn that no one can go to and Bush playing himself in carnival games.
"Haha, I won a stuffed animal!"

"Russia has weapons of mass destruction! We must invade!"

"Sir, they've had weapons of mass destruction for years. Why do we need to invade now?"

"*:(* They didn't send me a present!"

whoop-de-fukin-do

...*shakes head*

yay!!!


*dons party hat*

*realises he dosent care*

*leaves thread*

Meh. :rolleyes:

He should be tried for violations of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Meh. :rolleyes:

He should be tried for violations of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

What a nice birthday present! Maybe for Christmas we can impeach him!

What a nice birthday present! Maybe for Christmas we can impeach him!

The progressives won't be in power until January.

We need to vote in progress, which means healthcare, childcare, education, housing, food, and transportation are finnally FREE FOR ALL. The wealthy must pay their fair share for the economy.

The progressives won't be in power until January.

We need to vote in progress, which means healthcare, childcare, education, housing, food, and transportation are finnally FREE FOR ALL. The wealthy must pay their fair share for the economy.
Uh.... no? I would rather have a free economy than free everything else because I know that nothing is truly free. If we made everything free then we would hurt our economy because people would cease to make rational choices based upon the values of these things. With housing people would simply try to get the best house they could without caring about how much others might want it as well, this would not be a good thing and could result in bribery forming an underground economy or inefficiency and it would put the entire real estate industry out of business. Food should not be free either, not all food is equal as how would we distinguish between a $10 filet minion and a $1 hamburger? Either we remove choices or we have high burdens as people no longer deal with the consequences of their choices.

Now, some of the ideas are not incredibly bad but that is for more economic reasons, what you promote is an insane philosophy. Have you ever studied economics? The fact that there are trade-offs and that people are free to make them is a major part of the economy.

The progressives won't be in power until January.

We need to vote in progress, which means healthcare, childcare, education, housing, food, and transportation are finnally FREE FOR ALL. The wealthy must pay their fair share for the economy.

Progressives I doubt will ever regain any majority power in the United States again. If they do, we're just setting ourselves up for a Far-Right/Fascist backlash. You keep pulling us to the left, eventually those of us on the right and even in the middle wil retaliate and move so far right you won't know what hit you. That's how Hitler came to such great power with such ease.

Progressives I doubt will ever regain any majority power in the United States again. If they do, we're just setting ourselves up for a Far-Right/Fascist backlash. You keep pulling us to the left, eventually those of us on the right and even in the middle wil retaliate and move so far right you won't know what hit you. That's how Hitler came to such great power with such ease.
Heck, one could say that the resurgence of the right in the Reagan years was actually a part of what you are talking about. Now, it wasn't a super-massive backlash like a dictatorship but it was a backlash all the same to what happened during the 70s.

God Bless the President.

I think a good birthday present for him should be IMPEACHMENT!

Happy 60th Birthday Big Guy!

On July 6, 1946 Little George Bush was born.
Some may call him the greatest American in the history of mankind.
I just call him the reincarnation of Jesus.

But for whatever you call him;

Cake's UP!

Your president is now officially old.
60 is officially "old?" :eek:

The progressives won't be in power until January.

We need to vote in progress, which means healthcare, childcare, education, housing, food, and transportation are finnally FREE FOR ALL. The wealthy must pay their fair share for the economy.
And just how do you propose to pay for all this awesomeness, hmmm? :rolleyes:

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Happy birthday George!

Heck, one could say that the resurgence of the right in the Reagan years was actually a part of what you are talking about. Now, it wasn't a super-massive backlash like a dictatorship but it was a backlash all the same to what happened during the 70s.

That's beans compared to what may happen if certain Republican can't do certain things for the people who put them there, and if certain Democrats and Judges keep pounding against the "Christian" or "Evangelical" Right. You guys fear a theocracy right now... if you layed off the gay rights, anti-americanism, we just might shut up for a time. If you keep dragging us left, we'll eventually run out of patience and endurence and do something drastic that even we'll regret later. The further left we're pushed, the further right we're going to throw ourselves back. It's like the rubber band.

I think a good birthday present for him should be IMPEACHMENT!
IMPEACHMENT cake for George "the Lesser".

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And just how do you propose to pay for all this awesomeness, hmmm? :rolleyes:
Haven't you read his other thread? He plans on having a 110% tax rate on the rich in order to pay for it all.:D

That's beans compared to what may happen if certain Republican can't do certain things for the people who put them there, and if certain Democrats and Judges keep pounding against the "Christian" or "Evangelical" Right. You guys fear a theocracy right now... if you layed off the gay rights, anti-americanism, we just might shut up for a time. If you keep dragging us left, we'll eventually run out of patience and endurence and do something drastic that even we'll regret later. The further left we're pushed, the further right we're going to throw ourselves back. It's like the rubber band.
Well, actually, right now I fear the left backlash as President Bush's low popularity might drive people left. However, nutjobs with his politics if they came on to the stage might create massive right backlashes. America is not a socialist nation, and it would take many years and propaganda for us to become one, either that or a massive depression.

My Birthday wish for the shrub. I hope he gets a lethal case of genital warts that spread to his face and ooze infected puss.

Haven't you read his other thread? He plans on having a 110% tax rate on the rich in order to pay for it all.:D

Convienently, the definition of rich will also expand to include everyone who has any kind of assets whatsoever...we have free stuff, but we're all poor!

Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

One year closer to death... :)

Well, actually, right now I fear the left backlash as President Bush's low popularity might drive people left. However, nutjobs with his politics if they came on to the stage might create massive right backlashes. America is not a socialist nation, and it would take many years and propaganda for us to become one, either that or a massive depression.

We may not be officially socialist, but deep down, many of us have become that way because of a certain word called "Entitlement".

Universal healthcare, social security, government welfare, etc... any of that ring a bell.

We need to vote in progress, which means healthcare, childcare, education, housing, food, and transportation are finnally FREE FOR ALL. The wealthy must pay their fair share for the economy.

Fmeh. Unless they tack on a free pony to all that, I'm holding out.

I didn't know snakes lived that long.

We may not be officially socialist, but deep down, many of us have become that way because of a certain word called "Entitlement".

Universal healthcare, social security, government welfare, etc... any of that ring a bell.
We are still far away from actual socialism although some of that stuff has been creeping up on us. I dunno, I definitely am not a fan of social security and I find the other stuff quite questionable.

We are still far away from actual socialism although some of that stuff has been creeping up on us. I dunno, I definitely am not a fan of social security and I find the other stuff quite questionable.

You find universal healthcare "questionable"?

Happy 60th Birthday Big Guy!

Who in bloody hell cares about Bush's birthday. I sure as hell don't.

On July 6, 1946 Little George Bush was born.
Some may call him the greatest American in the history of mankind.
I just call him the reincarnation of Jesus.

Interesting. According to the polls, he's considered the worst President in the History of the United States. As for you calling him Jesus incarnate - You're clearly an insane conservative. And please, refrain from speaking for the rest of us sane humans in this country.

Your president is now officially old.

Good, then he can retire from office and we can put someone more worthy of the office into position. At least none of the people I've supported in the past had to lie, cheat, and steal to get the office of the Presidency...

You find universal healthcare "questionable"?
Yes, I haven't done all of the research I feel I needed to on the topic. So, because I have questions on its quality and capability I find it questionable. After all, there is always going to be trade-offs and this could include bureacracy and most certainly include taxes and of course, it always depends on what procedures are paid for and which aren't. Finally, if we have universal healthcare then I am going to want more control over the behaviors of other people, if they are costing me money then they need to take care of themselves. I really do not want to pay extra because somebody chose to smoke or eat 20 bigmacs every day so therefore I feel that something needs to be done so that irresponsible actions are paid for.

I was going to send him an extra-large bag of German Bretzeln - but then again, I didn't bother.

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As for you calling him Jesus incarnate - You're clearly an insane conservative. And please, refrain from speaking for the rest of us sane humans in this country.

I'm pretty sure Hokan wasn't being serious. Lighten up a little.

A North Korean missile launch at his house would be deliciously ironic today.

We are still far away from actual socialism although some of that stuff has been creeping up on us. I dunno, I definitely am not a fan of social security and I find the other stuff quite questionable.

Same here. I hate and rail against socialism. It's a complete infringment on my rights to property and pursuit of happiness.

You find universal healthcare "questionable"?

I won't speak for the accused, but as for myself, Yes.

You find universal healthcare "questionable"?

Well if you had brains to think about it, it's perfectly o.k. to question it. What would you rather have: a shortage of doctors and quality, but with free medical care, or lots of medical specialists with quality care but not free? Look at Canada, they have a major shortage of doctors. Getting specific healthcare in Canada is a pain in the ass.

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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday Mr President
Happy birthday to you

Thanks, Mr President
For all the things you've done
The battles that you've won
The way you deal with U.S. Steel
And our problems by the ton
We thank you so much

Everybody, happy birthday

For those of you who are interested it is also Sylvester Stallones 60th birthday today.

I'm sure Osama will send him a cake, one that ticks.


Or one that has a armed female terrorist that jumps out of it.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

*fires derringer hidden in coat*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy Birthday to the greatest leader on the planet. I salute you mr. President for keeping me safe. btw, its the big 6 0 and he just keeps getting wiser with age, like a fine wine he is.

Bush got a thoughtful gift from Nintendo (http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/denver/freePlay/2006/07/pres_bush_gets_gift_from_ninte.html). I want one too :p

President George W. Bush received an early birthday present on Wednesday from Nintendo. The game developer sent the president one of their DS Lite portable gaming machines and a copy of Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day.
[...]
In the letter addressed to the presidential birthday boy, Nintendo points out the game will help the president "keep your mind sharp" and suggests President Bush should try it out on his next long flight aboard Air Force One.

Is it a....yellow cake? :p
Since no one else has done it...

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"Y'all don't believe me? I got the f'cking yellow cake right here!"

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"Don't drop that sh*t, don't drop it!"
"I know! That's why I have this special CIA napkin!"

Bush got a thoughtful gift from Nintendo (http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/denver/freePlay/2006/07/pres_bush_gets_gift_from_ninte.html). I want one too :p


Me to.

happy birthday george! one year less to your grave!

I know this is stupid, but I just saw on a Special Report that our Commander In-Chief turned 60. Well, this report was just before Oprah, so it OBVIOUSLY has something to do with plastic.

Your opinions, as always.

Oh, yeah, don't go "D00D TRI'S A SPAMMER SP3MSP3MSP3M SUMBUDY BAN H1M!11@!1:sniper: :sniper: :upyours: :upyours: TRI'S A N00B D00DZ ALL HA1L DA N00BTACULAH!!!1@@!#:mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: ", please.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490701

Already a thread on this, with less smilies.

Happy 60th Birthday Big Guy!

On July 6, 1946 Little George Bush was born.
Some may call him the greatest American in the history of mankind.
I just call him the reincarnation of Jesus.

But for whatever you call him;

Cake's UP!

Your president is now officially old.
Give the man a pretzel. A BIG one. With any luck he will choke to death this time.

Bush got a thoughtful gift from Nintendo (http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/denver/freePlay/2006/07/pres_bush_gets_gift_from_ninte.html). I want one too :p

How entirely appropriate a gift... :p

How entirely appropriate a gift... :p
But I don't wanna go talk to the people, I'm playing Brain Age. Make Snow go do it.

Lets send King George a present he'll never forget!!!!!!!

*burns a straw efigy of the president (cough) dictator*:upyours:

So it is the birthday of possibly the worst president in history. Thoughts?

Let's burn a flag in his honor.

So it is the birthday of possibly the worst president in history. Thoughts?

I have one, but I shouldn't say it if I don't want the FBI showing up at my house tonight....... that said, maybe some terrorist will send him a trojan birthday cake?

Thoughts?

Why not post in the thread for Bush's birthday instead of starting another one?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490701

So it is the birthday of possibly the worst president in history. Thoughts?
Nah, don't think it is possible. There are worse presidents. So what? It is his Birthday, it doesn't mean anything really.

Happy Birthday

May you gain wisdom with age to discover the mistakes of your youth

Who in bloody hell cares about Bush's birthday. I sure as hell don't.

So why are you posting..

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Yay!

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This scares me on so many levels.

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