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I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.

Meh... I've seen better. But whatever floats your boat and all that.

Damn, that's hot.

Yea, but you know somewhere, at sometime there's a guy who's tired of her shit.

Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.

Lets hope she has more going for her than just being easy to look at then.

In that pic she's twisted into a helix like DNA, only a lot less natural looking.

She's pretty hot! Not as hot as The Beautiful Darkness but hot. :)

Well, glad to see the heroin chic look is still in fashion.

O.O;
Yup... I could stare all day. Just imagining he--...
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!! Ohmigod I forgot it comes out on Friday.
Anyway, yeah, after a while, she'll start to drop off...take up smoking and drinking to get over a nasty divorce...lose all her money and start stripping...thereby leading her to slutiness. This is how our women are being claimed by corporate America. We should take her to Mexico and make videotapes.

Pretty and sexy.

She's ok, I guess. Our own Miss Holy See is much hotter, though.

Meh. I don't like plastic women.

^ You'd turn her down at a party?

She's not precisely my idea of feminine perfection, but I definately do admit that she has some good things going for her.

Too generic.

^ You'd turn her down at a party?

She's not precisely my idea of feminine perfection, but I definately do admit that she has some good things going for her.


Hell yeah i'd turn her down.

Hell yeah i'd turn her down.

I'm just curious now, what is your idea of the perfect woman, in the physical sense?

Not bad.

I'm just curious now, what is your idea of the perfect woman, in the physical sense?


Empress is a female.

Yea.. She is pretty hot.

Empress is a female.

Oh. Is she hetero though?

I was kind of thrown off by the "I don't like plastic women" comment. I thought she meant that in terms of physical attractiveness.

EDIT: As in "I do not find this paticular person attractive to me, for she does not have certain physical qualites that I seek out in members of her gender."

Meh... I've seen better. But whatever floats your boat and all that.

second

Oh. Is she hetero though?
Nope, as she has noted a number of times.

She is ok but i will agree about the whole plastic barbie doll look.Its alomst...creepy.Not my type of woman.

Nope, as she has noted a number of times.

Very well then. Umm... what was my point again? I thought I had a point around here somehere.

Ah. There it is.

So the girl in the OP isn't Empress_Suiko's type. I'm just curious, who is? This isn't a demand that you pour your innermost secrets out, ofcourse, I'm just curious, since we're on the topic of physical attractiveness.

I do apologize if I'm derailing, but I don't see where the thread can go besides "the girl in the OP is hot/not hot," in any case, so we might as well branch out a little.

Dammit, she looks like my little sister >O! (And I'm f*cking serious too)

Yea, but you know somewhere, at sometime there's a guy who's tired of her shit.

Oh man, for serious XD! Never have truer words been spoken.

like so many have said, im not a fan of the barbie doll look. and seems alot of blondes have it. which is why im not big on blondes. i like asians, red heads, and brunettes. hell yeah.

First reaction:

"Um, yes... I'm sexy! That's fun, and it will make you want to be around me, so I'm not lonely!"


Pshaw. Whatever aesthetic value she may possess, which is shaky at best, is outmatched by my aversion to that damned facial expression, and the look in her eyes.

Hell yeah i'd turn her down.
Does that apply to all blondes?
*is a blonde*

If we're talking hair-colour, I have to say red-heads top my list.
Then unnatural hues, because...hey...I like me some blue hair. Or green. Or purple. I've had all of 'em.
All the hair colours, that is.
Not people with them.
Yeesh.

Not my type, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers or anything.

She's ok, I guess. Our own Miss Holy See is much hotter, though.
Seconded.

meh... fake boobs

She's pretty hot! Not as hot as The Beautiful Darkness but hot. :)
Seconded, yet again.

She looks like a Barbie doll... only a lot less natural. And a bit cheaper, too.

http://media.babes.entertainment.ign.com/articles/716/716486/img_3725164.html

I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.

I see owt. White stuff.

Ok if we're dancing on this silly topic, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen (and met and have her autograph and spent a whole hour with her, thanks) is ...

http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~lolly/tori/darkeyes.jpg

That's Tori Amos, kids. I bet your candy plastic blond GGW model in the OP doesn't sing or play piano.

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I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.
Work of art? Damn right she's a work of art; there's more plastic in her than a Smurf.

She's too skinny for me.

O.O;
Yup... I could stare all day. Just imagining he--...
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!! Ohmigod I forgot it comes out on Friday.
Anyway, yeah, after a while, she'll start to drop off...take up smoking and drinking to get over a nasty divorce...lose all her money and start stripping...thereby leading her to slutiness. This is how our women are being claimed by corporate America. We should take her to Mexico and make videotapes.

*Whoops*, Is out already here, on a thurday, going to see it tomorrow though, awesome:)

Now I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Slip my fingers down your Barbie-doll dress
Up and down your spandex ass

If I lit a match for you
You'd melt before my eyes
C'mere my pretty glow-worm
You look so fine to dance with me

Ok if we're dancing on this silly topic, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen (and met and have her autograph and spent a whole hour with her, thanks) is ...

http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~lolly/tori/darkeyes.jpg

That's Tori Amos, kids. I bet your candy plastic blond GGW model in the OP doesn't sing or play piano.
Now we're talking.

Now I want your perfect Barbie-doll lips
And I want your perfect Barbie-doll eyes
Slip my fingers down your Barbie-doll dress
Up and down your spandex ass

If I lit a match for you
You'd melt before my eyes
C'mere my pretty glow-worm
You look so fine to dance with me
:p


Seriously - the lips scare me even more than the boobs and the fried hair. Meh.

Now we're talking.

I agree, much better.

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I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.
What, exactly, is your problem with reality? What's wrong with the mere fact that we all age? She's a bit thin and misproportioned, but quite nice to look at -- why not enjoy that fact without projecting her into her senescence? It seems like your nihilism is less earned than it is deliberate. It makes me wonder why -- but not for very long.

Does that apply to all blondes?
*is a blonde*
Nope. Just the fake ones. I'll never understand why blonde had to be the pseudo-ideal. No worries, though. Real blondes are rare enough as it is, and may eventually go the way of the dodo. I won't live to see it, but it's not a comforting thought. Genuine blondes tend to be rather inoffensive in personality. The bottle variety are the ones who battle insecurity -- in my experience, anyway.

First reaction:

"Um, yes... I'm sexy! That's fun, and it will make you want to be around me, so I'm not lonely!"


Pshaw. Whatever aesthetic value she may possess, which is shaky at best, is outmatched by my aversion to that damned facial expression, and the look in her eyes.
Seconded. When did vapidity become sexy? Wait, I know this one -- it appeals to men who don't wish to be challenged or think much.

Now we're talking.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Tori Amos that a few decent meals wouldn't put right.

I agree, much better.
Seconded. Tori can be occasionally pretentious, but talent is always sexier than plasticity.

Too blonde.

Cookie-cutter shite.

She's ok, I guess. Our own Miss Holy See is much hotter, though.

Seconded.

*hugs them both *

Indeed, Tori Amos has a wonderful voice, and that's a very sexy trait.

Seconded. When did vapidity become sexy? Wait, I know this one -- it appeals to men who don't wish to be challenged or think much.
GOOD f*ckin' post.
*bows*

*hugs them both *

Indeed, Tori Amos has a wonderful voice, and that's a very sexy trait.:risks castration by Ruffy:
*appropriate smilie here*
Miss ... i'm noting your location. For the record, i met Adams. He's not quite amiable in person. Wasn't, anyway.
:)

Now we're talking.

Now that WYTYG's checked in, i gotta say she's mega hubba-hubba over the OP model.
She probably won't check it though. :p

Meh I hate the Barbie Doll look, it's too fake.

She's pretty hot! Not as hot as The Beautiful Darkness but hot. :)

*Blushes* :D

:fluffle:

Not bad.

I thought Not Bad was a man :p

Seconded, yet again.

More praise, and this time from Straughn! :eek:

:fluffle:

:eek: That chick is wrong... She looks like a young Pamela Anderson :eek:

I thought Not Bad was a man :p


*looks to make sure*

I am!!!

*looks to make sure*

I am!!!

I knew it! :fluffle:

^^ Floats my boat.:) :fluffle:

^^ Floats my boat.:) :fluffle:
Are you kidding? Between Darkness and WYTYG, the number of boats floated makes Helen of Troy's accopmlishment (the face that launched a thousand ships) look like a paddleboat regatta!

ALL HAIL THE TRUE HOTNESS! Sensuality does not come from a bottle and is not made of silicone! Praise the hotness of mind that amplifies the hotness of form! HALLELUJAH!

GOOD f*ckin' post.
*bows*
*bows in return* I see you appreciate quality as well. Good on ya.

Seconded. When did vapidity become sexy? Wait, I know this one -- it appeals to men who don't wish to be challenged or think much.

She doesnt look vapid to me

Are you kidding? Between Darkness and WYTYG, the number of boats floated makes Helen of Troy's accopmlishment (the face that launched a thousand ships) look like a paddleboat regatta!

ALL HAIL THE TRUE HOTNESS! Sensuality does not come from a bottle and is not made of silicone! Praise the hotness of mind that amplifies the hotness of form! HALLELUJAH!
What can i say?
Not bad is Not Bad.:p

She doesnt look vapid to me
Okay, then.

Okay, then.

Seriously

Out of the two pictures posted up Id say Tori Amos had the more lifeless visage. The first one may actually be more vapid than Ms Amos, (I dont know either woman) but her facial expression certainly has more zest to it.

Seriously

Out of the two pictures posted up Id say Tori Amos had the more lifeless visage. The first one may actually be more vapid than Ms Amos, (I dont know either woman) but her facial expression certainly has more zest to it.
Thou sayest.

Thou sayest.

Stroo

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I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.
meh. generic barbie-girl clone.

meh. generic barbie-girl clone.
Yup.

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I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.
Hmmm..fake tits, fake hair, fake smile.

Yeah, I can see why you think she's so bloody attractive.:rolleyes:

Why do you think she'll get (even more) ugly as she ages?
Are you really that shallow that you think a woman >25 is revolting to look at?

Now that WYTYG's checked in, i gotta say she's mega hubba-hubba over the OP model.
She probably won't check it though. :p
Well, whaddaya know? Sometimes procrastination manifesting itself as revisitation of old already-replied-to threads really pays off. :p :fluffle:

And how :p:
Are you kidding? Between Darkness and WYTYG, the number of boats floated makes Helen of Troy's accopmlishment (the face that launched a thousand ships) look like a paddleboat regatta!

ALL HAIL THE TRUE HOTNESS! Sensuality does not come from a bottle and is not made of silicone! Praise the hotness of mind that amplifies the hotness of form! HALLELUJAH!
There, there, wouldn't want to strain a muscle in your neck from all that yelling, would ya? *pats* :fluffle:

She's ok, but not great.

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I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.

As they might say, down our way "I wouldn't touch it with yours, mate".

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I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.

Yo Dude, you need to get out more.

No worries, though. Real blondes are rare enough as it is, and may eventually go the way of the dodo.
That won't happen. They're a protected species here... We've gotto keep our image, ya know.

:eek: That chick is wrong... She looks like a young Pamela Anderson :eek:
Except the young Pamela didn't look like a young Pamela... She looked quite ordinary. I do not know why I know these things! I need help...

Eh. I'd do her, but let's face it, that's not saying much.

She's definitely not the best I've seen.


That's Tori Amos, kids. I bet your candy plastic blond GGW model in the OP doesn't sing or play piano.

Eh. Neither does Tori Amos. She just sorta whines into the microphone and blurts out annoying crap on a keyboard. And her mouth is far too large for my tastes.

http://media.babes.entertainment.ign.com/articles/716/716486/img_3725164.html

I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.

Eh, she's all right, but while I seem to have an incidental thing for blonds, I'm not much of a fan of the puffed-up bleach blonde. I'm much more of a natural beauty type, which is why I would say that the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen is right here:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://silverscreentest.com/koala/eucalyptus/portman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hotspot.webblogg.se/m_122005.html&h=652&w=519&sz=97&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=1s3K0m8DRCg0NM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3DNatalie%2BPortman%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3Dt7X%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DX

It doesn't hurt that she's gotten an Ivy League education and is smart as hell to boot. If anything, it only adds to the. . .charm, if you will.

Eh. Neither does Tori Amos. She just sorta whines into the microphone and blurts out annoying crap on a keyboard. And her mouth is far too large for my tastes.

Perhaps, this is a matter of taste... she won a full scholarship to the Peabody Conservatory at... age 5, I seem to recall... which made her the youngest person ever to attend the school.

That suggests there might be some talent, lurking in there somewhere.

But then, I'm biased... I'm a huge Tori fan.

http://media.babes.entertainment.ign.com/articles/716/716486/img_3725164.html

I have just seen this photo minutes ago.

What a work of art. Its a bloody shame what the passing of time will do to her though.
I don't much care for blondes anymore, but I have to admit that's verrah, verrah nice. You have good taste. :D

Eh, she's all right, but while I seem to have an incidental thing for blonds, I'm not much of a fan of the puffed-up bleach blonde. I'm much more of a natural beauty type, which is why I would say that the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen is right here:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://silverscreentest.com/koala/eucalyptus/portman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hotspot.webblogg.se/m_122005.html&h=652&w=519&sz=97&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=1s3K0m8DRCg0NM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3DNatalie%2BPortman%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3Dt7X%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DX

It doesn't hurt that she's gotten an Ivy League education and is smart as hell to boot. If anything, it only adds to the. . .charm, if you will.
Too skinny for my tastes, but whatever floats yer boat. :)

Except the young Pamela didn't look like a young Pamela... She looked quite ordinary. I do not know why I know these things! I need help...

Lol, But if you could imagine her as she is now, and turn back the clock back a few years, she might ;)

Perhaps, this is a matter of taste... she won a full scholarship to the Peabody Conservatory at... age 5, I seem to recall... which made her the youngest person ever to attend the school.

That suggests there might be some talent, lurking in there somewhere.

But then, I'm biased... I'm a huge Tori fan.

It is a matter of taste...

I'm sure she's talented. She just produces awful music. ;)

Well, whaddaya know? Sometimes procrastination manifesting itself as revisitation of old already-replied-to threads really pays off. :p :fluffle:

And how :p:

You say "potato", i say "potato" :p

Eh, she's all right, but while I seem to have an incidental thing for blonds, I'm not much of a fan of the puffed-up bleach blonde. I'm much more of a natural beauty type, which is why I would say that the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen is right here:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://silverscreentest.com/koala/eucalyptus/portman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hotspot.webblogg.se/m_122005.html&h=652&w=519&sz=97&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=1s3K0m8DRCg0NM:&tbnh=135&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3DNatalie%2BPortman%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3Dt7X%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DX

It doesn't hurt that she's gotten an Ivy League education and is smart as hell to boot. If anything, it only adds to the. . .charm, if you will.

http://shenjingbing.com/koractress/pictures/Song%20Hye%20Kyo/pinkdress.jpg
eh, not really in total agreement there..I think this woman is better