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Several. Lost once.

Several. Lost once.
how coem?

never

how coem?

I was wasted and outnumbered four to one.

I've never really understood the fascination some people have with fighting. Getting punched in the face just hurts....alot.

I was wasted and outnumbered four to one.
oh yeh?

Several, probably a dozen total. Never lost.

First fight was in first grade, had two older boys (they'd been held back a year) jumped me. One hopped on my back choking me while the other was hitting me from the front. I backed into the corner of a brick wall as hard as I could and that pretty well took care of the one behind me, the other I got ahold of and physically threw several feet causing him to slam into an aluminium park bench. Fight over.

Seems I fairly quickly got a reputation as someone who certainly could fight if pressed. Don't care to though, even when you win you end up hurt.

I actually only won two fights, and they were both in the first grade.I lost the rest. Unless they were "verbal" fights. I win ALL of those. But anyway, "physical" fights...I was 7, and this 13 year old ass started twisting my wrist, mind you I WAS 7, so I kicked him in the balls. And then after that, some jackass that was WAY older than me, probably a junior, started taking my stuff, so I started taking swings at him, he made fun of me, I depantsed him, and punched him in the face a couple times. It was funny. I laughed. And laughed.

I was in quite a few through junior high/high school. None of them very remarkable, except the one that ended in blood shed (you know because I cracked her head open with a roller skate)

I haven't been in a fight in at least 5 years, but I wouldn't say I am def. over it, I almost had to smack the crap out of someone at a sporting event not too long ago. :p

Yes. Lost some, won the important ones, like when that guy charged me with a knife, and normally i run, its healthier.

Does it count as a fight if you were defending only yourself, and you didn't start it, and you lost? Or is that bullying? Bully. Meh. What a funny-ass word.

I actually had one where I was defending this chick...I lost, and we never talked again. Of course, the guy who started it was working at a "bike chop shop" and had power tools...but man, I miss the chick...

I've been in a few situations that could develop into a fight. In all cases I walked away. Usually without a fight happenning.

Does it count as a fight if you were defending only yourself, and you didn't start it, and you lost? Or is that bullying? Bully. Meh. What a funny-ass word.
I've never started a fight, except with my brother when we were kids, and that hardly counts. Got him around the throat once and squeezed til he passed out.

one time :upyours: two fat cunts came up :upyours: they speakin bout burberry hats n wat not :upyours: neways fink i took care of em :upyours: didnt come back 2 leeds 4 a good while yeh

I once slammed my classmates head twice to a brick wall.. He got concussion and los of memory... He started it tough, I just had bad day and he started pushing and whining at me.

I once slammed my classmates head twice to a brick wall.. He got concussion and los of memory... He started it tough, I just had bad day and he started pushing and whining at me.

Dude! Badass!!!

I once slammed my classmates head twice to a brick wall.. He got concussion and los of memory... He started it tough, I just had bad day and he started pushing and whining at me.

My new hero... :rolleyes:

Never. I only attack when I have superiority in numbers, I'm better armed, and I always sure I have reserves over the hill watching my back, along with arty and air support.


Oh wait, FIST FIGHT?

Be more specific :D

I was thirteen and a group of my friends met a group of boys in a field. We proceeded to beat the shit out of one another, and yet for some reason, I was the only one arrested for the whole shebang. Oh, and the boy's father who sued me broke the boy's wrist and decided to blame it on me. What a douchebag. Turns out that he was getting back at my family because my mom made fun of him in high school.

only one person has ever left fights that i have been in. so far it has been me;)

almost, but a legal firearm prevented any injury on either side

smething not legal in england now and that is sucky

If you have tell us some stories
Yes, several times. Once I had a guy tackle me after I threw a half full (I'm an optimist) beer bottle at his head. He didn't really know what to do on the ground, so I choked him and snatched his gold chain. Funny thing is that when the cops showed up I acted calm and immediately handed over my ID and the knife I was carrying, while he yelled and acted drunk and although it was all my fault he went to jail and I went home.

I've never really understood the fascination some people have with fighting. Getting punched in the face just hurts....alot.
It doesn't hurt that much. Most people can't really throw a good punch.

In a civilian capacity I've only been in about half a dozen fights, always started by friends on mine at the bar, who I had to jump in on the side of. Never enjoyed it. Got the crap kicked out of me on a couple of occaisions. Being extremely tall, I'm in trouble when one of those short stocky guys gets inside my elbows.

In a military capacity I've been in about a dozen, which I enjoyed even less.

It's the little ones you gotta watch, little fuckers like to do weird shit like climb on you and choke you. Had one guy literally jump on my shoulders and wrap his legs around my neck to choke me. Then I walked into a doorway and jumped up. He got a concussion for his trouble, and I giggled.

It's the little ones you gotta watch, little fuckers like to do weird shit like climb on you and choke you. Had one guy literally jump on my shoulders and wrap his legs around my neck to choke me. Then I walked into a doorway and jumped up. He got a concussion for his trouble, and I giggled.

He was dumb. When faced with a much larger opponent, you should go for the nuts -- immediately.

I dunno if you could call it a fight, but I ended up winning.

First off, I'm from Tennessee and in the South there are 2 words u never want to let slip past your lips: YO MOMMA.

I was in sixth grade, and this one dude heard me say the forbidden words( I wasn't directing them at HIS momma.) So he ambushes me after class, rears back and POW! punches me hard as he can in the back of the neck. That left a bruise, I can tell you.

Unfortunately for him, a teacher saw it. HA! HA! HA!

He was dumb. When faced with a much larger opponent, you should go for the nuts -- immediately.

Exactly. The only thing fair in a fight is me winning.

Exactly. The only thing fair in a fight is me winning.

Preeeeeeeecisely. ;)

Iused to get in fights all the time. Now I actively avoid them, some one started on me the other day, and I remember thinking a few years ago I would have punched them in the face, but instead I talked to them, calmed them down, and it ended amicably, I prefer my new approach

I've been in a few. One time this wanna-be gangster guy slammed my hand in a locker and thought it was funny so I whipped around and hit him in the face, ripping the skin off the backs of my fingers in the process, and he pushed me back and I head butted him into a crowd of people, by then the teachers intervened. We were both suspended for 3 days.

Another time I fight my best friend at the time (not the girl, this was a guy, it was when I was younger) and we tore each other up. We punched each other in the face/kidneys/chest a few times and then wrestled to the ground where he stuck my face in the grass and told me to eat it, I flipped over and grabbed his ankles and stood up and drug him backwards accross the concrete in his driveway and took all the skin off his back so he decided to get my 800 dollar mountain bike and took it up on the back of his dad's truck and threw it off as hard as he could (blew out both the tires, bent one of the tire rims and broke the handle bars and breaks), so I jumped up on the front of his dad's truck and smashed the windsheild out and then lept at him and sent him flying backwards off the truck and split his head open on the concrete, by that time we were both tired of fighting and got it outta us. I took my bike home to try to fix it and he showed up 30 minutes later wanting to know if my bike was alright and if he could help fix it. Our parents ended up finding out and kicked both our asses worse then we kicked them ourselves, and I had to pay for a new windsheild in his dad's truck, he had to buy me a new bike. We were still best friends for years after that, and I don't even remember what started the fight. The last time I saw the guy was when I was with my parents coming back from the motel we were staying when our house was empty the day before we moved. I saw him walking back from my house up the road and we stopped and shook hands and said goodbye, I got in the car, and he walked away. Found out later that he was crying while he was walking down the street away from me, but I aparently wasn't suppost to know that. Anyway, when I got home I found his most prized posession taped to my front door with a note. Called it his chick-magnet because he had it with him when he met the girl he says hes gonna marry. It was some antique netherlands coin that his grandfather gave him, and he punched a hole in it with a nail and gave it to me, I've worn it around my neck ever sence and never take it off. Sorry, got off on a rant, but he was a cool guy, pretty crazy.

No and I never will. Fighting is stupid and for the weak.

No and I never will. Fighting is stupid and for the weak.
Never? Not under any circumstances? Why limit yourself that way?

No and I never will. Fighting is stupid and for the weak.

I'll be over in just a bit to take everything you own. :p

Never really fought as such, got the shit kicked out of me when i was drunk once. Not much a fight though, 4 vs 1 has a pretty quick result

never get alone,

never get alone,
What the fuck,

No and I never will. Fighting is stupid and for the weak.

Fighting is for the weak? Would you say that to Mike Tyson?

Yeah 4 lung staples and some time and I am good now

No and I never will. Fighting is stupid and for the weak.
I got jumped by 4 men that wanted to beat me and a friend for being gay/bi

Even with fighting back I was in the hospital for a month ... what they would have done to us if I had not defended myself I hate to imagine

No and I never will. Fighting is stupid and for the weak.


even if someone was trying to kill you? or a family member or spouse? foolish.

Got in probably over 100 fights in the time from 1st grade to middle school. Damn them years were violent. People finnally stopped fuckin with me after that, Never enjoyed the fighting though.

Got in probably over 100 fights in the time from 1st grade to middle school. Damn them years were violent. People finnally stopped fuckin with me after that, Never enjoyed the fighting though.
100 fights … if this was real you needed more then a little bit of professional help you defiantly had an anger management issue.

Never gotten into a fight.

Hope I never will, too. I'm not the kind of guy who would ever throw the first punch. Sort of a pacifist.

But if someone was stupid enough to try to hit me and/or use physical violence of any kind, I'd defend myself. With all I have. Because at that point, if the other person is attacking me, that means reasoning and diplomacy have failed, and that the only thing that could stop him/her is physical violence.

Actually, if I ever was punched by a guy, I'd kick straight for the balls. Surest way ever of stopping a fight before it begins. If it was a girl, I'd probably try to overpower her without hurting her too much, unless she attacked me with a weapon... In that case, I'd just punch her lights out.

Of course, all that is pretty much speculation, as I think I can probably get out fo any situation without resorting to physical violence.

Never? Not under any circumstances? Why limit yourself that way?
Well, the only acceptable circumstances to fight is legitimate defense, IMHO.

I got jumped by 4 men that wanted to beat me and a friend for being gay/bi

Even with fighting back I was in the hospital for a month ... what they would have done to us if I had not defended myself I hate to imagine

I had two guys come up to me outside a club once, asking if I'd help them beat up two guys who were kissing in a car. As my brother and a friend stepped up behind me, I said, "No thanks, but how about we beat your asses for being ignorant assholes."

They walked away with their heads down.

Fighting is for the weak? Would you say that to Mike Tyson?

Yes I would. I fear no man.

I had two guys come up to me outside a club once, asking if I'd help them beat up two guys who were kissing in a car. As my brother and a friend stepped up behind me, I said, "No thanks, but how about we beat your asses for being ignorant assholes."

They walked away with their heads down.
Well, that's the cutest thing I've ever heard! I think?

even if someone was trying to kill you? or a family member or spouse? foolish.

I have the striking ability to defuse the most violent situations without ever resorting to barbarism myself.

I fought some in high school, but that hardly counts.

I wouldn't start a fight but I'd end one. And I really don't look forward to it since i'm pretty sure that, if given any opportunity, in a fight I'd really cause damage and get sued or imprisoned for "aggravated assault" or "manslaughter" or something like that.

Note to kids: fighting in high school leads to detention, suspension and possible scolding from parents and teachers. Fighting in the real world leads to police, arrest and possible assraping in prison.

Well, that's the cutest thing I've ever heard! I think?

I won't stand for ignorant barbarism, but I will stand up for others when their rights to do as they please without harming others are threatened.

I had two guys come up to me outside a club once, asking if I'd help them beat up two guys who were kissing in a car. As my brother and a friend stepped up behind me, I said, "No thanks, but how about we beat your asses for being ignorant assholes."

They walked away with their heads down.
Good for you … I managed to send a few of them to the hospital with me but I still have the knife scar.

And the sad thing is we did not even do anything, in fact I don’t know how they knew he was gay (I am pretty sure they did not know I was bi cause my gf was with me in the bar before a friend picked her up)

Good for you … I managed to send a few of them to the hospital with me but I still have the knife scar.

And the sad thing is we did not even do anything, in fact I don’t know how they knew he was gay (I am pretty sure they did not know I was bi cause my gf was with me in the bar before a friend picked her up)

Meatheads don't need an excuse. I just hope the scar's not too bad, mate.

Good for you … I managed to send a few of them to the hospital with me but I still have the knife scar.

And the sad thing is we did not even do anything, in fact I don’t know how they knew he was gay (I am pretty sure they did not know I was bi cause my gf was with me in the bar before a friend picked her up)
Dumbasses will be dumbasses.

We should always bring our trusty katana with us wherever we go. Nothing like a blade worked by a japanese master swordsmith to discourage others from trying to bully you around.

Meatheads don't need an excuse. I just hope the scar's not too bad, mate.
Nope not too bad ... itches some though and it is in a place I cant scratch ... now THATS anoying lol

Nope not too bad ... itches some though and it is in a place I cant scratch ... now THATS anoying lol

Not on your face, though, so that's a plus, I s'pose.

Not on your face, though, so that's a plus, I s'pose.
We could never forgive someone who marred UpwardThrust's pretty face!

Not on your face, though, so that's a plus, I s'pose.
I've got a nice, big, ugly scar on my chin. It adds character to one's face and makes me look a little more menacing.

I've got a nice, big, ugly scar on my chin. It adds character to one's face and makes me look a little more menacing.

I've got a stupid scar on my chin as well, from playing football on artificial turf. That shite should be banned. Someone slide tackled me and sent me flying face first onto that crap. Seventeen years later, I find I still have the scar, after shaving off my goatee for the first time in over a decade.

What the fuck,
TELL me why not

TELL me why not
never get alone,


I don't know what "never get alone" means.

I don't know what "never get alone" means.
Don't become isolated
ETC!!!!!!!
it is a shame to be a commie;) without knowing it.

Don't become isolated
ETC!!!!!!!
it is a shame to be an idiot without knowing it.

Fixed.

Fixed.
Could bee(yeah),what are we doing with the other one?

Don't become isolated
ETC!!!!!!!
it is a shame to be a commie;) without knowing it.
Does this have something to do with Marilyn Manson?

Isolation is the oxygen mask you make
Your children breath into survive from "The Fight Song"

Does this have something to do with Marilyn Manson?

from "The Fight Song"
WTF! who is Marylyn?

If you have tell us some stories
I've been in a bit more than my share over the years. Before I joined the Army, I lost more than I won. After I was done with my training, I never lost, although I did fight one guy to a virtual standstill. The best "fight" I was ever in was on Okinawa, where two other special ops guys and me cleaned out an entire bar. :D

WTF! who is Marylyn?
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That's Marilyn.

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it coulD have been worse,you know
Did Emily told you about communism?

it coulD have been worse,you know
Did Emily told you about communism?
Emily? That bitch dead. Died on May 15, 1886.

I was in a few in my early school days. Although they really couldn't be called fights, because all I did was pin my foe to a desk with a chair until he got embarrassed and gave up. In my later school hood days I became the "hit me in the stomach as hard as you can, you won't hurt me at all" guy, so nobody messed with me. Nowadays I look crazy, and nobody messes with a crazy guy.

Emily? That bitch dead. Died on May 15, 1886.

How was it?
(i like a good kata too:fluffle: )

It doesn't hurt that much. Most people can't really throw a good punch.

I guess I just tend to find the ones who can. :(

Never gotten into a fight.

Hope I never will, too. I'm not the kind of guy who would ever throw the first punch. Sort of a pacifist.

But if someone was stupid enough to try to hit me and/or use physical violence of any kind, I'd defend myself. With all I have. Because at that point, if the other person is attacking me, that means reasoning and diplomacy have failed, and that the only thing that could stop him/her is physical violence.

Actually, if I ever was punched by a guy, I'd kick straight for the balls. Surest way ever of stopping a fight before it begins. If it was a girl, I'd probably try to overpower her without hurting her too much, unless she attacked me with a weapon... In that case, I'd just punch her lights out.

Of course, all that is pretty much speculation, as I think I can probably get out fo any situation without resorting to physical violence.


My thoughts exactly. I do praying mantis kung-fu and there's no end of groin strikes it that! I've never hit anyone outside of my training, and I hope I never have to. I've had people try to start fights but I've always been able to just stay put and calm things. I've been lucky so far I guess.

I've been in a bit more than my share over the years. Before I joined the Army, I lost more than I won. After I was done with my training, I never lost, although I did fight one guy to a virtual standstill. The best "fight" I was ever in was on Okinawa, where two other special ops guys and me cleaned out an entire bar. :D

Its nice to see the military hard at work.

Its nice to see the military hard at work.

well....they gotta get some practice in somehow! :D

well....they gotta get some practice in somehow! :D

The U.S. winning the war on terror one bar at a time

The U.S. winning the war on terror one bar at a time

*LOL*

Well it's no better or worse than their current efforts! Every little bit helps!
:)

-He who lives by the sword dies by the sword
-It is better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6
-Never start a fight only finish them
-Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for
-The only difference between the best martial artist in the world and a thug is that the martial artist knows a) when to fight
b) the limits of the human body
-There are no winners of a fight only who is worse injured
I am a martial artist who has trained under 2 previous Aust. heavyweight champs (Muay Thai) and the last fight i was in was because 3 fuckwits picked a good mate of mine cos he is bi. It wasnt pretty. We were all in hospital by the end of the night (5 people) but the difference is that those 3 all have criminal records and my mate and I WALKED out of the hospital that night- the 3 that picked him are still on crutches/ knee braces/ in casts and in 40 years time they will remember that they picked the wrong person because of the joint reconstructions and arthritis they will need/have