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I just thought I let ya all know that I'm going to disappear for a few days.

The reason?

MY GF IS VISITING :)

You probably won't see me from Friday to about next Wed. Heck, I could disappear on Thursday as well.

I know you all will miss my quips, jokes, and the obligatory right wing bashing of the left.

Stay out of trouble all of you so when I do return, I shall return with a vengence :D

Good for you! I hope you get laid!

Good for you! I hope you get laid!
Maybe it'll knock some sense into him.:p

Good for you! I hope you get laid!

That ain't going to happen PasturePastry. I do not believe in sex before marriage and neither does she.

I just thought I let ya all know that I'm going to disappear for a few days.

The reason?

MY GF IS VISITING :)

You probably won't see me from Friday to about next Wed. Heck, I could disappear on Thursday as well.

I know you all will miss my quips, jokes, and the obligatory right wing bashing of the left.

Stay out of trouble all of you so when I do return, I shall return with a vengence :D
Shit, I haven't seen you post in a while. Anyways, hope you two have a productive visit, in her pants!

Give her one for me

Maybe it'll knock some sense into him.:p

Too bad he's a puritan.

1) Her and I both don't believe in sex before marriage.

2) You all need to take your head out of your asses.

Weren't you leaving already? Sure are taking your time and attempting to garner attention...

Weren't you leaving already? Sure are taking your time and attempting to garner attention...

You did read the OP right? I said Friday or possibly Thursday I am disappearing.

*searches internet for obscene smilies*

I just thought I let ya all know that I'm going to disappear for a few days.

The reason?

MY GF IS VISITING :)

You probably won't see me from Friday to about next Wed. Heck, I could disappear on Thursday as well.

I know you all will miss my quips, jokes, and the obligatory right wing bashing of the left.

Stay out of trouble all of you so when I do return, I shall return with a vengence :D

Sweet!!! I don't have to see you for how long again? I just want to hear it, one more time, come on, say it, I know you want to. OK, I'll tell you the truth. I can't count that high...

1) Her and I both don't believe in sex before marriage.

As I said, IMHO, you're a puritan. As that implies, again IMHO, it might help if you got yourself some booty. But to each his own.

2) You all need to take your head out of your asses.

Same to you, friend. :D

That ain't going to happen PasturePastry. I do not believe in sex before marriage and neither does she.
Don't like condoms, eh?

Don't like condoms, eh?

Nor that either... ;)

*fluffles Ruffino*

seeya, good buddy!

You did read the OP right? I said Friday or possibly Thursday I am disappearing.

Again: Sure are taking your time and attempting to garner attention...

Use protection kids!

Use protection kids!

You might have to explain that to him as he will think you mean a sidearm. :D

You might have to explain that to him as he will think you mean a sidearm. :D


Maybe he's found that lucky girl who likes to fornicate while she's got a gun pointed at her.

I just thought I let ya all know that I'm going to disappear for a few days.

The reason?

MY GF IS VISITING :)

You probably won't see me from Friday to about next Wed. Heck, I could disappear on Thursday as well.

I know you all will miss my quips, jokes, and the obligatory right wing bashing of the left.

Stay out of trouble all of you so when I do return, I shall return with a vengence :D



Have fun and be safe!

Maybe he's found that lucky girl who likes to fornicate while she's got a gun pointed at her.
Hey, you've seen anime, there is no telling what she is packing in the female/butler 5th dimension closet.

Yay!v Attention-Seeking! What do you want, a medal? So what if you're leaving for a few days? Now if you were leaving for good, that might get my attention...

Oh wow! Actually, why should we care? It'll only raise the overall tone of NS General.

It should also be pointed out that "I don't believe (waaaaah) in premarital (waaaah) sex (waaaaaaaah)" is not a reason to leave your girlfriend unfulfilled.

Lots of decent people everywhere "don't believe" in cruelty to animals, but still enjoy eating them regularly.

Have fun and be safe!

He already said they're not going to have sex. How much fun could that be? :D

He already said they're not going to have sex. How much fun could that be? :D

I have a little trouble accepting that 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' can actually apply to couples who dont have sex.

I do not believe in sex before marriage and neither does she.

Sweet Ken Lay's Zombie! You should *always* test drive the car before you buy it!

I have a little trouble accepting that 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' can actually apply to couples who dont have sex.
yeah, because life revolves around who sticks what where with the right amount of lube :rolleyes: idiot.

yeah, because life revolves around who sticks what where with the right amount of lube

Technically, it does. There would be no life if nobody stuck that there.

:rolleyes: idiot.

Flaming isn't nice.

*snip*
DAMN I LIKE YOU KID! We see eye-to-eye!

I just thought I let ya all know that I'm going to disappear for a few days.

The reason?

MY GF IS VISITING :)

You probably won't see me from Friday to about next Wed. Heck, I could disappear on Thursday as well.

I know you all will miss my quips, jokes, and the obligatory right wing bashing of the left.

Stay out of trouble all of you so when I do return, I shall return with a vengence :D

Have fun, get her to touch your penis a bit, if you break your covenant with God, be sure to strap twice, and hurry the fuck back...I cant hold down the NS General Left by myself, for Jesus Cristo's sake!:D

DAMN I LIKE YOU KID! We see eye-to-eye!

That's because you're short. :p

yeah, because life revolves around who sticks what where with the right amount of lube :rolleyes: idiot.


In a literal sense it does.

Also, in a figurative sense, it does.

That's because you're short. :p

I dont really like you, but trying not to laugh at that comeback is damn near impossible.

Enjoy your time IRL, Corny. I'm jealous. :(

I dont really like you

Awww ... but I like you!

but trying not to laugh at that comeback is damn near impossible.

I have my moments.

I have my moments.

.....a select few, but dont let those bloat up your head, or you may have trouble putting your towel on. :p

Enjoy your time IRL, Corny. I'm jealous. :(

Yep. Alot of activities planned for the 4 days that she is here. That is why I probably will not be here for those same 4 days.

.....a select few, but dont let those bloat up your head, or you may have trouble putting your towel on. :p

I have never worn a towel on my head ... oh wait ..... I did once after a shower.

Carry on.

That ain't going to happen PasturePastry. I do not believe in sex before marriage and neither does she.
You should try it. Very exciting stuff.

You should try it. Very exciting stuff.

'Tis the great American passtime.

Yep. Alot of activities planned for the 4 days that she is here. That is why I probably will not be here for those same 4 days.
What is on the list of things to do?

What is on the list of things to do?
Definately nothing exciting. :D

'Tis the great American passtime.
More fun than baseball and tastier than apple pie.

What is on the list of things to do?

airshow, Mall, zoo, boating are on the agenda.

More fun than baseball and tastier than apple pie.
American pie, maybe?

airshow, Mall, zoo, boating are on the agenda.
Sounds fun

American pie, maybe?
I prefer ladies private parts but you know, whatever puts you to sleep at night.

1) Her and I both don't believe in sex before marriage.
Well, we nearly had something in common there, then - as I don't believe in sex after marriage. My significant other & I just celebrated 17 lascivious years spent living in (somebody else's idea of) Sin.

Go fornicators!

2) You all need to take your head out of your asses.
More like my SO & I need to take our heads out of each other's asses. If only to catch our breaths.

Fornicators FTW!

That's because you're short. :p
*Thinks of a way to counter that...* "It's also because I can see...! No, no, extremely dumb.... At least I'm standing up for it, unlike you...! No, no, even twitier." I'm afraid you might have me in a corner for a while bub.

Go fornicators!

Gimme an F!
Gimme a U!
Gimme a C!

Well you get the idea.

Sounds fun


Almost as fun as having sex.