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Nuclear bomb to destroy Manhattan this evening!!!

RLI Returned
04-07-2006, 17:08
It's true! This website (http://www.truebiblecode.com/) says so! :eek:

We are 98% confident that the Bible predicts the UN Plaza in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a terrorist nuclear bomb between Thursday evening June 29th and Tuesday evening July 4th, 2006.
For a simple scriptural proof of these dates written for a regular New Yorker with faith in God's prophetic power - click here.

For our most recent press release and information about Sir Isaac Newton's work on the bible code - click here.

We have taken 32 adverts in the UK and US newspapers advertising events in advance which we had deduced from the true bible code (not the Da Vinci Code of Dan Brown, and not the Hebrew Letter Skip code of Michael Drosnin, but the symbolic code of Jesus' parables and Daniel's visions and Joseph's dream interpretations etc.). We got 8 of the dates right and 24 of them wrong. In the last 2 years our symbolic interpretations of what was to happen on these dates has been improving to the point where we knew and advertised in advance on both sides of the Atlantic that something terrible would happen on 2004Elul14 (September 1/2 2004), the date of the Beslan tragedy in Russia, since this date was the start of the Great Tribulation of Matthew 24. We also knew that an image of the UN would appear on September 13th 2005, and it did in the form of the UN Peace Building Commission, which now contains all 5 permanent members of the UN Security Council and so is a true image of the leadership of the UN. It is basically a clone of a Security Council which has become fossilized by an anachronistic veto system. And we knew that the UN Peace Building Commission would take headship of the UN from the UN Security Council on 2006Iyyar29 (May 27/28 2006), and there is evidence that this occurred, but it is not easy to confirm. So historically we have a 1 in 4 success rate. This new 5 day time period for a terrorist nuclear bomb at the UN is our 4th attempt to get this date right. So we are due for a success in this regard! We are 98% confident in this prediction because we have a calculation for the appearance of an ascending mushroom cloud from 1 Kings 18 which agrees with a calculation from Revelation 13 and 1 Thessalonians 5:3 of the destruction of those who say peace and security after a normal pregnancy term and which agrees with a calculation on the chronology of the sword stroke to the second head of the Image of the beast of Revelation 13 as happening in the month of 2006Tammuz. These calculations are also supported by our interpretation of the Sign of Jonah for this wicked and adulterous generation, and by our chronology of the parable of the Fig Tree and the lightening shining from the Eastern parts to the Western parts in Matthew 24.

We had deduced from the true bible code that the United Nations complex in Manhattan would be destroyed by a terrorist nuclear bomb on the following 3 incorrect dates...

2006Iyyar21 (May 19/20)
2006Iyyar28 (May 26/27)
2006Sivan12 (June 9/10)

We did everything we could to warn people in NYC about the 2006Sivan12 date, really thinking that we had it right. But it turned out that we did not. We must apologise for getting it wrong, but we must not apologise for trying to get it right. We had to issue the warning. We see a very real scriptural threat and that threat has not gone away, it just has not come to pass yet. But every mistake teaches us something, and eliminates an incorrect understanding. So we have now improved our interpretations and are more confident that they are correct. Anyone who heeded our warning, did not make a mistake. Think of it as merely a practice run, a fire drill. Because in our understanding, this is definitely going to happen. We are trying to get the date, the place and the method from the scriptures. That is not easy.

Fourth time lucky?
Franberry
04-07-2006, 17:11
yay!

crazy people interpret crazy things from books!!!

go Nostradamus!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Philthealbino
04-07-2006, 17:14
Hmmm...whats that smell *sniff sniff*

OOOH...its bullshit.
Hokan
04-07-2006, 17:15
It's true.
Galloism
04-07-2006, 17:16
I'm going to have to run out and buy some popcorn.
Philthealbino
04-07-2006, 17:17
When Manhatten becomes a nuclear no go zone, then ill believe its true.
Cannot think of a name
04-07-2006, 17:17
Nice touch with that 2%. Wiggle room.
Chocolate Chewy Bars
04-07-2006, 17:18
I have nothing to say on the terrorist attack prediction.

HOWEVER!: If you are going to use the Hebrew months (Iyar, Sivan, Nissan, Tishrei, etc.), please use them in conjunction with the hebrew years. Because New Year's is counted at a different time when you have a different calendar, you can't use the Gregorian year system with the Hebrew month system. It is currently 5766.
Hokan
04-07-2006, 17:18
Why are they not 100% sure?
RLI Returned
04-07-2006, 17:18
yay!

crazy people interpret crazy things from books!!!

go Nostradamus!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My favourite part is that they've already predicted this and got it wrong three times. How many times will it take before they admit they're wrong?
RLI Returned
04-07-2006, 17:19
Why are they not 100% sure?

So they have an excuse when it doesn't happen?
Hokan
04-07-2006, 17:21
So they have an excuse when it doens't happen?

Well why pick something as obscure as 98%?
I'd think 95% would be the better choice.
Not bad
04-07-2006, 17:21
If ever there was a thread genre that needed erased from all memory it is the now-common false imminent death warning thread.

When in danger
Or in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout
RLI Returned
04-07-2006, 17:22
Well why pick something as obscure as 98%?
I'd think 95% would be the better choice.

87% of studies have shown that 98% is up to 47% more terrifying than 95%
Super-power
04-07-2006, 17:23
Well why pick something as obscure as 98%?
I'd think 95% would be the better choice.
If the margin of error is 5%+, we'd have to disregard them as being raving lunatics :(
Curse you Chi Square!!!
Desperate Measures
04-07-2006, 17:23
Everybody!! It's cool. I live on Long Island. I'll be safe. I'm duct taping my windows.
Franberry
04-07-2006, 17:24
87% of studies have shown that 98% is up to 47% more terrifying than 95%
scary
Tropical Sands
04-07-2006, 17:24
Well why pick something as obscure as 98%?
I'd think 95% would be the better choice.

They calculated 98% from the symbolic code of Jesus' parables and Daniel's visions and Joseph's dream interpretations etc. :p
Chocolate Chewy Bars
04-07-2006, 17:24
How about 99%?
Kanabia
04-07-2006, 17:24
*points and laughs*
Cullons
04-07-2006, 17:25
well as we all know Bush is the anti-christ :eek:

http://www.bushisantichrist.com/
RLI Returned
04-07-2006, 17:28
How about 99%?

99% is too predictable; 98% is new and scary while keeping the margin for error small.
Big Jim P
04-07-2006, 17:29
well as we all know Bush is the anti-christ :eek:

http://www.bushisantichrist.com/

Nope. Niether side wants to claim him, Proving once and for all that he's an alien from Uranus.:D
Galloism
04-07-2006, 17:32
87% of studies have shown that 98% is up to 47% more terrifying than 95%

You win the thread.
Super-power
04-07-2006, 17:41
87% of studies have shown that 98% is up to 47% more terrifying than 95%
Bah. A new study shows that 47.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
The Black Forrest
04-07-2006, 17:41
Maybe I should tell my sister to get out? Maybe?
Big Jim P
04-07-2006, 17:42
Bah. A new study shows that 47.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

That sounds about half right.
America 231
04-07-2006, 17:50
Considering the fact that i am not christian, this is still the gayest shit I ever heard.
Desperate Measures
04-07-2006, 17:53
Really, guys. I'll be ok. No reason to continue talking about the inevitable events about to occur this night.
Big Jim P
04-07-2006, 17:57
Considering the fact that i am not christian, this is still the gayest shit I ever heard.

No, this one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490449) is.:D
Franberry
04-07-2006, 18:08
Considering the fact that i am not christian, this is still the gayest shit I ever heard.
i dont think anyone is talking this seriously, christians or else,

(except for the nutjobs who made the prediction)
Markiria
04-07-2006, 18:20
Well if their is a bomb that will go off in the Un then ist going to have to wait. Let it go off after I got to NYC and have the greatist time of my life.

Do you people belive that website...Look at this article name they had their!
"• 71% of mankind is killed at Armageddon and 29% is saved (narrow is the path)"

Please........The world isnt goin to end anytime soon you stupid conspeariter or whatever its called:headbang:
Antiom
04-07-2006, 18:21
*sneeze*

Sorry Im allergic to bullshit.

*sneeze*
Stone Pimp
04-07-2006, 18:22
End o the world sale: Hos, buy one get one half off.
New Foxxinnia
04-07-2006, 18:31
If Manhatten is ever destroyed by a nuke, then people from the Bronx, Staten Island, Queens, Brooklyn, and Jersey City would rebuild it, then complain about how much people from Manhatten suck.
CSW
04-07-2006, 18:34
If Manhatten is ever destroyed by a nuke, then people from the Bronx, Staten Island, Queens, Brooklyn, and Jersey City would rebuild it, then complain about how much people from Manhatten suck.
People live in Staten Island now? What did they do wrong?
Ultraextreme Sanity
04-07-2006, 18:54
Wow a new type of fireworks ! cool what time will it start ?
DesignatedMarksman
04-07-2006, 19:02
Hmmm...whats that smell *sniff sniff*

OOOH...its bullshit.

Yep.

I Call BS.
DesignatedMarksman
04-07-2006, 19:06
i dont think anyone is talking this seriously, christians or else,

(except for the nutjobs who made the prediction)

You, sir, are 100% correct.

Vialls would likely fall all over this.
Oxymoon
04-07-2006, 19:12
I'm sure the prediction is correct!!!! :eek: In another dimension. :p
Righteous Munchee-Love
04-07-2006, 19:32
So historically we have a 1 in 4 success rate. This new 5 day time period for a terrorist nuclear bomb at the UN is our 4th attempt to get this date right. So we are due for a success in this regard!

:D
New Granada
04-07-2006, 20:09
The people are the peers and boon companions of all creationists and "ID proponents."
Vetalia
04-07-2006, 20:17
In my Civ 3 game, perhaps, but not IRL.
Freedomstaki
04-07-2006, 21:00
Bible Cod what a bunch of bullshit.

People over estimate the Bible sometimes. It's just a fucking book. A manual for life. A preacher holds it in his hand, he just reads from it. He doesn't use to shoot Satan from your body with some Godly light beam.

Also, it's funny how it's the UN plaza because some of super-right Christians (the survivialist, sometimes neo-nazi, conspiracy theory types) believe the UN is teh evilness and that Kofi Annan is the Anti-Christ and that the UN is going to invade the US.
Quaon
04-07-2006, 21:18
It's true! This website (http://www.truebiblecode.com/) says so! :eek:



Fourth time lucky?
LOL! Man, these people are weird...
Zilam
04-07-2006, 21:31
Hey it might be true. Evidently N. Korea test fired some missles today :eek:
Bolol
04-07-2006, 23:24
I'd like to take this time to remind my fellow Christians that just because you happened to find "6", "29", "7", "4", and "boom", SOMEWHERE in the Book of Revelations DOES NOT mean that it actually MEANS anything.

Thank you.
Les Drapeaux Brulants
04-07-2006, 23:33
It's true! This website (http://www.truebiblecode.com/) says so! :eek:



Fourth time lucky?
Let's hope not. What a bunch of wack-os.
RLI Returned
05-07-2006, 16:42
An update (http://www.truebiblecode.com/)

We made another mistake. The monthly Sabbath of 2006Tammuz is not 30 individual daily Sabbaths, but is one month long Sabbath.
We can only apologise once more. We are not able to get what we interpret to be a Nuclear Terrorist attack on the UN in Midtown Manhattan accurate to the day. We can only now say that it will happen in the sabbath month of 2006Tammuz i.e. before sundown Friday July 28th. We get this month from the pregnancy period of 1 Thessalonians 5:3, and from the 2nd head of the image of the UN Beast (which image is the UN Peace Building Commission) and from the 7th festival after our first mistaken date as stipulated by Elijah is 1 Kings 18 (which festival is a month long sabbath). That gives 3 witnesses to the month, but none of our witnesses to the day were correct. Our confidence in them was misplaced as it did not take into account the various mistakes we have made along the way.

Regrettably telling New Yorkers that something disastrous is going to happen at some point in the next 24 days is not much use as regards getting large numbers of people to leave the City in order to escape it. But it is the best we can do. Remember that Jesus advised the Christians in Jerusalem to flee to the hills when they saw the disgusting thing standing in the holy place and this they did in 66Tishri after the Roman General Cestius defiled the temple with his soldiers. But actually Jerusalem was not destroyed until 70Ab10, when General Titus burned that temple, so that not a stone was left upon a stone. So they waited around in the hills for actually 3½ years before Titus arrived in 70Nisan - see U153. So we still recommend those with faith to leave the city until Sundown July 28th. We ourselves are still very confident about these 3 coincident interpretations. It does not appear to us to be likely that all 3 scriptures would give us the same month by chance, but it would be prudent if we did not put a figure on it this time.

Stupid just got stupider...
Londim
05-07-2006, 16:52
They'll just keep getting it wrong until one day they go crazy and fire a nuclear bomb thmeselves just so the prophesy will become reality.
BogMarsh
05-07-2006, 16:53
It's true! This website (http://www.truebiblecode.com/) says so! :eek:



Fourth time lucky?


Not a clue.
Anyway, got some nations we can attack pre-emptively?
Sirrvs
05-07-2006, 16:55
Well, I'm right here in Manhattan...if I don't post in this thread by tomorrow morning you'll know what happened. :rolleyes:
Vetalia
05-07-2006, 17:07
Tuesday evening has passed, and Manhattan is still here. I guess we ended up in the 2% margin of error, so it's time for them to readjust the date and call for it again.
Markiria
05-07-2006, 17:32
Lets see................Why is "Good Morining America" still on! It is supposed to be blown up! O ya that Un meeting didnt meet!

TOO BAD!
Barbaric Tribes
05-07-2006, 17:34
Shut down.
UpwardThrust
05-07-2006, 17:36
If the margin of error is 5%+, we'd have to disregard them as being raving lunatics :(
Curse you Chi Square!!!
Its rather sad that I A) Got that joke and B) laughed hard enough to schoot chi tea (I am serious) out my nose